Whacking Contest o_0;;

in this random thing I'm writing, there are 2 Rimas. 1 from Shugo Chara, and the other is from Vampire Knight. the Rima in SC tells the Rima in VK to change her name, and she doesn't, so Yaya decides that this will be settled with a whacking contest, and whichever team gets knocked out first, the Rima in that team has to pick a different name for while the 

2 groups are together.

WARNING!! : disturbing language (cursing) will appear sometimes, and some perverted things may pop up, but it's nothing too perverted.

Rima (SC): Whacking. Contest.
Yaya: Yup!
Utau: Okay then... *whacks Kaname*
Luka: *attempts to kill Utau*
Kukai: WTF! Are you insane?! *whacks Luka*
Utau: *whacks Kukai*
Amu: You're supposed to whack people from the other team, stupid.
Yaya: Ikuto! What kind of brother are you?! Do you care that Luka tried to kill your sister?
Ikuto: Yeah........
Utau: Sure, sure. *whacks Ikuto*
Nagi: This isn't getting us anywhere.
Rima (SC): Of course it isn't. *whacks Nagi* Now tell Yaya.
Yaya: So? IT'S FUN WATCHING YOU GUYS WHACK EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaname: *whacks Kukai*
Utau: *whacks Kaname*
Luka: *knocks out Utau*
Yaya: Team VK has 1 point.
Emiko: Yeah!
Ikuto: Goddammit... FINE, YAYA! *whacks Luka*
Kaname: *whacks Ikuto*
Amu: *whacks Kaname*
Luka: *whacks Amu*
Rima (SC): *whacks Luka*
Shiki: *whacks Rima (SC)*
Nagi: *whacks Shiki*
Emiko & Rima (VK): *whack Nagi*
Emiko: HELL YEA /drunk *whacks everyone*
Luka: WTF, Emiko! were friggin on ur team -_-- *and whack Emiko for whacking Kaname*
Emiko: oops /drunk *whacks everyone else on the other team*
Nagai: *whacks luka*
Luka: *whacks nagai*
Kaname: *whacks nagai*
Emiko: *whacks nagai*
Luka: HAHAHA NAGAI! WTF EVERYONE IS WHACKING CHU!!! >:D
Nagi: *whacks setsuna*
Emiko: OMFG WTF NAGAI!!! *uses her club to knock out nagai*

Yaya: another point for vk o-o;;

Rima(vk) : *whacks Rima (sc)*
Rima(sc): *whacks Rima (vk)*
Rima(vk): *whacks Rima (sc)*
emiko: *whacks Rima(cs)*

-the two Rimas continue whacking each other-

Luka: *whispers* Ne, Oniisama, do you wanna causally leave here ?
Kaname: . . . *whispers* that sounds most excellent ;)

-Kurans slither away secretly-
Emiko: WHERE THE HELL DO U THINK UR GOING?!?!?!/drunk *points empty sake bottle at them*
Luka: uuuuh...um... to the bathroom :)
Emiko: with Kaname-kun? *raises eyebrow*/still drunk
Kaname: i need to go to the bathroom too
emiko: YEA RIGHT! NOW GET UR ASSES BACK HERE *randomly whacks amu w/ sake bottle*
amu: WTF that hurts!!! *wacks emiko*
emiko: duh! its suppose to hurt! BAKA!
setsuna: DONT U DARE WHACK MY EMIKO!!!! *slaps amu so hard, her face is gonna need about a TON of plastic surgery!*
yaya: another point for team VK
emiko: HELL YEAH! Way to go setsuna-sama! ^w^ *gives setsuna a certain look* High five! :D
setsuna: ok :D! *fake high fives me and actually wacks ikuto in the face*
ikuto: damn it *wipes blood off of from the corner of the mouth* <-that sentece is so gramically incorrect, but ya kno wat i mean. *whacks setsunsa*
luka & emiko: *wacks ikuto*
luka: hitting my friend's guy is a BIG no no
emiko: take that mother fucker!/ still really drunk. (curses alot wen drunk xD)
ikuto: there's no way im gonna let a grl hit me! *wacks luka & emiko*
rima(vk): *shakes head* that was a very big mistake u made there. *wacks rima(sc)*
ikuto:huh?
shiki,kaname,setsuna,kaito,len,gakupo,aidou, well basically all of the gudam/vk/vocaloid ppl: *wacks ikuto so hard he... well let's say it didnt end too well*
yaya: ouch! that's gotta hurt. Once again that's another point for team vk.
emiko: Pwng! we're kickin ur asses. Muahahahaha /still drunk
setsuna: go sit down emiko! ur so drunk i dont want u getting hurt.
emiko: but setsuna-sama! *whines* i dont wanna. we're kicking their asses right now.
setsuna: i dont care, now go sit down *points to nearby bench* (or w.e. chair there is. sed bench bcuz idk where we are and i think we're outside so bench makes sense)
luka: i'll sit with you ^-^
kaname: im sittin w/ u luka
emiko: -___- ur jus usin me as an excuse to not do this so dont pretend to b all nice
luka: we wouldn't do that *acts all innocent ^-^*
rima(sc): wacks shiki*
emiko: oh no she didnt! *starts to get up*
sestuna: sit down! i'll take care of it
Rima (SC): Yaya...... You know that everyone is gonna die like this...
Yaya: WELL YAYA'S NOT PLAYING, AND NEITHER IS KAIRI, RIGHT?
Kairi: Uh... Right.........
Shiki: *whacks Nagi for half an hour straight*
Yaya: Another point for VK! x_x
Rima (SC): What are you doing?! Nagi, you idiot! You really want me to change my name?! *whacks Shiki*
Rima (VK): *whacks Rima (SC)*
the two Rimas keep whacking eachother until they both get knocked out*
Yaya: Another point for VK and one point for SC.
Kukai: *whacks Kaname and Luka*
Yaya: Nuuuuuuu! Baka-san! They will kill you!
Kairi: Oh crap! Yaya's drunk!
Emiko: *whacks Kairi*
Yaya: You can't whack him! Kairi and Yaya ARE NOT PLAYING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
luka: he did not jus whack my cousin -__-  and , oh no you dont setsuna. *gets up and grabs setsuna by the back of his collar and pushes him to the ground* ill take care of it.
kaname: *chuckles* i advise you to look away emiko xD
luka: *roles sleeves up*  *bi*ch slaps rima (sc)* I THOUGHT SO :D  *walks back to bench/chair w.e and sits next to kaname *  *smiles innocently to kaname*
kaname: uh . . . . XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
setsuna: O-O well. . . .that was carried out rather nicely xD
emiko: YEWAAWAWAHHAAAAA, GO GET 'EM GUUUURRRRRLLL *hic hic hic* /drunk
luka: OH~ gomen, but oniisama and i have an important meeting to attened  to because of our status as purebloods.... well bye ! XD
kaname: our apologies rima and shiki..... we cant assist you any further . . . good luck ? xD  

-kurans leave-

yaya:due to those poeple leaving, thats 2 points for team sc!
[yea , this was my fail excuse for letting team sc get 2 points without us purebloods being disgraced and getting whacked xDD /shot]

-after a whole bunch of random whacking, team sc starts to pwn team vk with only shiki ramaining on team vk-

emiko: COMEON BRO ! *hic hic* YOU CAN PWN THESE PEICES-O'-CRAP !!! /drunk
shiki: tsk . . . damnit....

-then out of nowhere. . . . -

-RIDO POPS OUT WITH HIS LIGHTSAVER [?]-   [ is it called lightsaver or lifesaver, those glowing swords from star wars ? xD /fails]


rido: WHEASHHHHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA, MOTHER F*CKERS !!!!! /drunk & insane *whacks the remaining people from team sc, letting team vk win*

yaya: :OOOOOOOOOOOOO wow. ok. i hate to say this; but team vk has won TT_TT
emiko: HELL YEA, DAD! YOU PWNED THOSE DICKS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *hic hic hic*

emiko: *hugs rido* way to go dad. this makes u less of a bastard now ^-^ *all happy and cutesy now* /less drunk
rido: *pervy smirk* LETS ALL DO A TEN SOME!!!
emiko: WTF IF WRONG W/ U?!?! U TOTALLY RUINED THE WHOLE FATHER DAUGHTER MOMENT!! U BASTARD! *wacks rido*
rido: *rubs the large bump on head that emiko caused* ouch! sry. i jus thought that the hero should get awarded.
setsuna: u really stupid -___-
rido: emiko! ur boyfriend/fiance jus called me a bad name! *whines like a baby*
emiko: well u deserve it u stupid peice of pervy shit! i cant believe im related u.
shiki: *nods head*
shugo chara ppl: *walks away slowly. trying to escape*
rima(vk): where do u think ur going? *raises eyebrow*
yaya: OH NO WE GOT CAUGHT!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
shugo chara ppl: *runs away*
team vk ppl *uses awesome vampire/gundam/vocaloid power to catch them all and encircles them* (i dont think vocaloids hav powers but who cares)
ikuto: shit! we're trapped!
emiko: now listen up! i woke up early in the morning for this stupid wacking constest! SO RIMA(sc) IS GONNA PICK A NEW DAMN NAME IF ITS THE LAST THING RIDO WILL DO!!!
rido: wat?! why will it be the last thing I do!!!
emiko: bcuz ur a bastard :P
rido: ur so mean. and ur my daughter too! wat has the world come to!
emiko: shut up dad!
setsuna: um emiko. we started this at night time. why would u wake up early?
emiko: *blush o////////o* oh um.... nvm. i was talking about sumthin else. (if ur wondering i was doin sumthin pervy XD lol jk i was doing nothing, or was i?)
rido: wat? im curious wat u do?
emiko: NOTHING DAD!
rido: im ur dad so tell me.
emiko: *whispers into setsuna's ear and tells him jus to piss rido off*
setsuna: o////////o .... oh that's wat u did.
rima(vk): cant we talk about this later? rima(sc) has to pick a new name.
rima(sc): do i have too!? i dont wanna change my name!
shiki: yes u hav to.
ichijo: can we jus get this over with!? i wanna read my manga.
emiko: *takes out phone* LUKA GET UR ASS OVER HERE!!!! DONT U WANT TO SEE RIMA(sc) CHANGE HER FUCKING NAME?!

(scene changes to pureblood meeting)
luka's phone: *servant of evil starts playing* (thats her ring tone)
luka: um.. plz excuse me for a minute *opens phone and whispers* what the hell do u want emiko!?
emiko over the phone:  LUKA GET UR ASS OVER HERE!!!! DONT U WANT TO SEE RIMA(sc) CHANGE HER FUCKING NAME?!
everyone in the meeting: *they all heard it cuz emiko yelled really loud*
someone in the meeting: *cough cough* who was that luka.? i didnt kno u hang out w/ ppl that uses such language.
luka: Im so sry. this is jus -
kaname: *cuts luka off* that was jus one of the... crazy ppl she works w/ at one of the mental hospitals she volunteers at.
luka: yea that's right. *plays along* that was one of the patients i kno *mouths a thank u for saving my ass to kaname*
kaname: we hav to leave a bit early. we're very sry.
someone else in the meeting: those poor crazy ppl. yes go and help them. *totally tearing and feeling sry for crazy ppl
kaname and luka: *out of the room and walking towards the car*
kaname: emiko is gonna get pissed once u tell everyone she was a mental patient
luka: no she wont. she knows she's crazy
kaname: XD

(back at the park or where ever we are)
emiko: wow! that was fast!
luka: u BAKA!!! u almost go me in trouble. do u hav to yell at the top of ur lungs!?!
emiko: *anime sweat drop* sry i was jus a lil excited
everyone: *looks at rima(sc)
setsuna: so wat's ur new name going to be?
rima(sc):umm...uh....

-meeting[with a bunch of scary looking old ppl xD]-

[just to get a better idea, this meeting is about vampires from the anime Blood+ and how they r having trouble with the war over in their dimension, so were giving them a battle strategy (yea, i fail xD)]

random scary lady 1: thank you for attending the meeting kuran-samas
luka: ehehehehehehe. they called us "kuran-samas" xD lol. i fail at life for thinking such retarded thoughts xDDDDDD *when its in red, its my inner thoughts*
kaname: its fine. shall we get on with the meeting ? *smiles*
random guy : of course kuran-sama! so what do you think of the war thats going on in Blood+?
luka: FAIL. i think they FAIL. XDDDD lmfao. hahahahahahahahaha. im so stupid xD
kaname: . . . as vampires, its only natural to help those of our species....however, i do not intend to include our poeple in that jeopardy, so we'll only help them think of a battle strategy. . .
luka: ha. in other words, you dont want to hurt our people by making them go to war ? LOL. i see how it it, oniisama xD ahh~ but i cant help but think ur soo awesome for being so nice ^^ and whats the deal with those guys over at Blood+, anyway? arent
they smart enough to think of their own plan ? fail much ? xD
random old lady 2: how kind of you kaname-sama!
luka: HA! of course my oniisama is kind xD lmfao.
random old dude: kaname-sama, so do you have any idea how we are gonna approach this battle strategy . . .?
luka: OF COURSE MY SUPER SMART ONIISAMA HAS A PLAN!!! hahahahahaha ! lets hear that genius idea of urs,oniisama ^ ^~
kaname: uh . . . no xDDDDDD
luka: O_O uhh . . . well. . . . maybe not xD but im sure he will think of something genius xD
random lady: then wouldnt it be best if we blah blah blah blah *talks about random battle ideas*
random dude: oh no! i think it would be much more intellegent if we go and blah blah blah blah *more random battle talk*
other lady: yes, i agree with you there but i was wondering how about we do blah blah blah blah blah
kaname: yes but *more battle talk* blah blah
other lady: kaname-sama that is a very interesting idea. it might just work!
other dude: yes, but we have to take into account the strengths,weaknesses, total vampires fighting in the war, the enemies location blah blah blah
kaname: yes . . . . so we shall blah blah blah *more battle talk*
other lady: yes of course ! that will do it. if we only add the info about the blah blah blah
luka: omg this is so . . . beyond my understanding xD i fail . . . i should just try and pretend that i understand. . .
kaname: oh then . . . it is decided. . .luka, do you have any suggestions on how to end this war ? *sexy smile*
luka: o////////////////o DAMNNN!!! that is a sexy smile !! i cant stop staring ! ah! must resist !!! and hell yea, i have a idea on how to end this stupid war ! OBLITERATE BOTH PARTIES xDDDDD lmfao. ah. no ^ ^ i'll go with oniisama's idea ^ ^ *innocent*
kaname: *smiles* alright then. it is settled
-luka’s cellphone rings [servant of evil]-
luka: ah! im sorry. one moment please *pics up phone and whispers* emiko, what the hell do you want ??
emiko over the phone:  LUKA GET UR ASS OVER HERE!!!! DONT U WANT TO SEE RIMA(sc) CHANGE HER FUCKING NAME?!
everyone in the meeting: *they all heard it cuz emiko yelled really loud*
someone in the meeting: *cough cough* who was that luka.? i didnt kno u hang out w/ ppl that uses such language.
luka: Im so sry. this is jus -
kaname: *cuts luka off* that was jus one of the... crazy ppl she works w/ at one of the mental hospitals she volunteers at.
luka: yea that's right. *plays along* that was one of the patients i kno *mouths a thank u for saving my ass to kaname*
kaname: we hav to leave a bit early. we're very sry.
someone else in the meeting: those poor crazy ppl. yes go and help them. *totally tearing and feeling sry for crazy ppl*

-kurans walk out-

Nagi: Kiran?
Rima: No.
Yaya: Kira-kira!
Rima: No.
Kairi: Linako?
Rima: No.
Amu: Lina?
Rima: No.
[A/N: *whines* But these were the best names I could think of!]
Utau: You know what? I demand a rematch!
Rido: There ain't gonna be any rematch! Now lets do a twentysum!!!!!
Utau: EW! NO WAY!
Yaya: *still drunk* LETS PLAY YAYA'S VERSION OF SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Utau: *whispers* Ikuto, lets go.
Ikuto: *whispers* But I'm not leaving without my Amu.
Amu: *whispers* Wait, what?
Kukai: *whispers* But Utau, what about me?
Utau: *whispers* Oh, shut up!
*four of them walk away*
Luka: GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
[A/N: Wait... when'd she get back?]
Yaya: *spins Emiko's old sake bottle... which I'm very surprised Yaya could handle b/c its shattered and has very sharp points... I wonder how this babyish kid can hold something that sharp... wait... its because SHE'S DRUNK! OK... enough with the random rant]
Bottle: *lands on Utau & Kaname*
Some random person who comes out of nowhere: *somehow gets the two of them drunk and pushes them into some tiny closet*
Luka, Ikuto, Kukai, and pretty much everyone in the universe: *murder the random guy*
everyone: *stares in shock that kaname and utau got shoved in a closet together*

-then they all freeze and slowly turns their heads to luka in fear-

luka: *has fire all over her* OH.FUCK.NAW.THAT FUCKING BITCH IS GOING DOWN.
*pureblood powers start obliterating and combusting everything in sight except for the people. they just hide and duck behind random junk*

luka: *stomps over to closet, with each step, making a crater in the ground* *grabs closet doorknob which gets crushed in her grip* *flings the door open and flings it across the place*

luka: *stares in the closet*

[now,i have 2 different reactions depending on what went on in that closet and what i saw xD. i think ill just go with the most likely result-

if i saw them doing it xD

-warning! mature content ahead,consisting of graphic violence,colorful language,epic distruction,and disturbing adjctives/verbs- ^^

luka: OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD. WHAT.THE.FUCK.ARE.YOU.FUCKING DOING WITH MY ONIISAMA, YOU FUCKING BITCH !!!!! AHHHH!!!! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AND RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFFF !!!!!! *grabs utau by the neck and flings her across the place,making her land really really hard on the ground. the force snaps her out of her drunk state*
utau: WOAHH ! AHHHH!!! WHAT THE FREAK ?!?!?!?!?
luka: FUCKKK YOUUU ! *jumps on utau and starts beating the shit out of her and practically killing her with luka’s bare hands* AHHHH!!! YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU ARE FUCKING DEADDDD!!! *starts to dislocate her face* OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU,YOU FUCKING SLUT !!!! IM GONNA FUCKING SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, MOTHER FUCKER! *starts to hack away at her arms and legs with a fork very very voilently* YOU FUCKING BITCHH!!!! YOU NOT GONNA FUCKING LIVE ANOTHER DAY!!! ILL FUCKING DAMN YOU TO HELL! *rips her arms off with luka’s claws, witching the fork. then luka takes her  fingers and dig them into utau’s eyes. i gourge her eyes out and use my fork to skin her face*  *grabs a chainsaw and starts slashing at her neck, severing off her head*

luka: YOUR FUCKING DEAD, FUCKER!!HOW FUCKING DARE YOU !!! *shoves her arm down her ripped head* *takes bare hands and starts to rip her guts out

luka: FUCK UYOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU !!! FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH !!! *uses her chainsaw to cut random peices of skin off her* *uses pureblood powers to OBLITERATE whats remaining of her*
kaname : *snaps out of his drunk state and is freaked out at his cute little sister beating the shit out of utau*
kaname: OH MY FUCKING GODD !!! LUKAA!!! WAITTT !! :OOOOOOOOO !!!! OMFG WAITT !
luka: DIE BITCH DIE BITCH DIE BITCH !!!!! *attempts to hack away at utaus body but is stopped by kaname*
kaname: oh my god !!!! holy shit, calm down,cam own, luka!
luka: CALM DOWN ?! CALM DOWN ?!?!? DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN AFTER I SAW THAT BITCH DO THAT WITH YOU ?!?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SEREOUS, ONIISAMA ?! YOU EXPECT ME TOCALM DOWN ?!?!?!?! *cries while yelling*
luka: ARE YOU FUCKING SEREOUS ?!?!?!?! *cries some more* WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CALM DOWNN !?!?!  *more tears*
kaname: . . . . . . . . . . *looks sorry xD*
luka: YOUR NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ?!?!??! I DONT EVEN GET A "sorry" ?!?!? *cries*
kaname: . . . i-i dont think that a "sorry" would be enough . . .
luka: . . . . WELL IT ISNT!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID,STUPID ONIISAMA !!!! >////////////< ㅠ ㅠ
kaname: . . . . *looks sad*
luka:*breaks down crying* * then uses her pureblood powers so sink into the ground and dissappear into another place (teleportation[?])]
kaname: no wait!

(A/N: lmfao, kaname fails xD his reflexes are slow atm xD)


luka: -already gone-
yaya: *runs home b/c of the crazy cursing & violence*
ikuto: man, whats her problem?
amu: that's how you react when she beats the s*** out of your sister...
ikuto: *sweatdrop*
kukai: this never happened this never happened this never happene-
rima: IT HAPPENED YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nagi: calm down!
rima: YOU F***ING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME AND FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST LUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kaname: you really want to do that?
nagi: Uhhhhh...... you can beat me up instead............
rima: YOU PURPLEHEAD FREAK! YOU ACTUALLY ARE GONNA LET YOU BEAT HER UP FOR SOMETHING I SAID?!
kukai: nah, you should beat ME up instead.... anyways, rima and nagi didn't really do anything-
amu: neither did you.
ikuto: she's gonna beat ALL of you up if you don't SHUT UP
kukai: i can't believe that after that b**** almost killed your sister, you still don't care.
amu: DO YOU F***ING REALIZE THAT SHE WILL MURDER YOU TOO!
kukai: NO, DUH!
rima: OF, COURSE HE DOES, WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?
nagi: STOP YELLING!
rima: HYPOCRITE!
kukai: and she's still standing here............ i thought she would've murdered me by now.
amu: and ikuto too........ although he never said anything.
rima: uhhhh..... kukai? i think luka's gonna murder you NOW!!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nagi: *runs off with rima*
ikuto: *runs off with amu*

emiko: OMG LUKA-CHAN DONT GO INTO THE GROUND! I GOT NIGHTMARES FROM THAT REMEMBER!?!?!?!
flash back to last time luka sunk into the ground
luka: STUPID FORK!!! *sinks into ground*
emiko: holy shit! what the fuck just happened? OMG WAT SHOULD I DO?!?! *panicks*
luka: hahaha im ok ^-^ *acts all innocent*
emiko: WTF WAS THAT FOR!?!?!!? U TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT!
that night...
emiko: *tossing and turning* ahhhhh!!! holy shit i had i nightmare about luka and her stupid sinking powers! (this happened for about a week)
end of flash back
kaname: *looks really depressed*
emiko: *looks at kaname* -____- ur really screwed up u kno that.
aidou: EMIKO-CHAN!! dont say that to kaname-sama! he's already depressed as it is.
emiko: first of all u call me emiko-SAMA damn it! and second of all I DONT GIV A FUCK IF HE'S DEPRESSED!!! HE JUST HURT LUKA-CHAN'S FEELINGS AND ALL U CARE ABOUT IS IF THAT ASSHOLE IS DEPRESSED!!!! UR SCREWED UP!!!!!
ikuto: O_O wow
yaya: u can say that again
amu: O_O wow
yaya: i didnt mean it literally!
everyone in shugo chara: *really impressed that i would say those things to kaname and aidou and is totally in awe at how much i care for my friends ^-^*
shiki: emiko calm down. luka-sama will come back don't worry.
emiko: i kno she'll come back. my problem is that asshole over there *points at kaname* *starts to cry*
shiki: y r u crying. stop crying i dont like it wen u cry *rubs my back and tries to comfort me*
setsuna: she's crying bcuz she cant sink into the ground like luka-san and she cant do anything about it and she really wants to go comfort her.
emiko: *nods bcuz setsuna was 100% correct*
shiki: O_O wow u kno my own sister better than i do
setsuna: well i am her boyfriend ;)
emiko: wahhhh! *still crying* *looks at kaname* KANAME GET UR ASS OVER HERE!!
kaname: ok/very depressed tone in voice
emiko: now i want u to use ur pureblood powers to sink us both underground to go see luka-chan
setsuna: wat! but ur scared of going underground. (bcuz of nightmares)
emiko: well my friend is crying wat do u want me to do about it. now hurry up w/ it kaname!
kaname: *sinks us both under ground*
luka: *crying her eyes out on sum kind of rock* (picture like an underground cave)
emiko: *comes up behind her and hug her* its ok luka-chan im here.
luka: *hugs me back/more like squeezes me to death xD* wahhhhh!!! kaname that jerk!!! TT-TT
emiko: *giggles* luka ur so funny xD
luka: wat? *so confuesd*
emiko: u love kaname right?
luka: sorta
emiko: well dont u think u should giv him a chance to explain himself?
luka: no
emiko: -_____-;;;; u got to remember that he was forcefully fed sake and shoved into a closet. wen ppl are drunk they do weird/bad things. like me, but i do mostly weird things xD
luka: he's still a jerk
emiko: *anime sweat drop* yea well. hmmm i kno. be right back ok.
luka: huh?
emiko: *goes over to kaname who was hiding behind a rock* kaname go say sorry to luka. *whispers plan into his ear*
kaname: u think it'll work?
emiko: its fool proof. but im not sure if its idiot proof xD jus kidding. now go go go!
kaname: ok! *slowly walks to luka* um... im sry luka-sama. i love u <3~ *hugs and kiss and all that romantic shit xD*
luka: <3~ *faints*
emiko: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! it actually worked. im so smart ^-^ she fainted from over exposer to kaname's love xD
kaname: wait u mean u sent me in there without knowing if it was going to work?!?!?
emiko: ^-^;;;; hey at least it worked.
luka: omg oniisama! <3~ i forgiv u. BUT DONT EVER TALK TO THAT FUCKING BITCH EVER FUCKING AGAIN!!!! U FUCKING GOT THAT!?!?!
kaname: *sexy laugh* yes i got that
luka: *bloody nose* omg that was such a sexy laugh
emiko: ok now that ur all back together CAN WE GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE?!?!?!
luka: that's right ur afraid of being underground! *uses pureblood powers to get outta the groung*
emiko: wahhh! SETSUNA-SAMA!!!! *runs crying to him*
setsuna: was it really that scary?
emiko: yes! *cries into his chest or shirt or w.e.*
luka: where's all the shugo chara ppl?
everyone in vk team (except luka): SHIT! we let them get away!!!
luka: u bakas!!!
shiki: luka-sama, kaname-sama; i think u owe emiko-chan a thank you.
aidou: kaname-sama doesn't owe emiko a thing!! :P
emiko: *looks really pissed off* u kno wat aidou-kun?
aidou: wat?
emiko: ur such a dickhead! a really cute cute dickhead! *starts hitting him*
kaname: *laughs* thank you emiko-sama. *gives aidou a mean glare* say sry aidou
aidou: sry emiko
emiko: emiko-SAMA!
aidou: sry emiko-sama
emiko: *pinches aidou's cheeks* awww u really sed it ^-^ *treats him like a baby*
luka: thank u emiko-chan! ^-^ *tackles me w/ hug*
emiko: luka. i. can't. breathe. need. air.
setsuna: luka-chan u can let go now
luka: sry ^-^
all of vk ppl: *searches for shugo chara ppl*
kaito: look i found a note *it was on the bench*
emiko: *reads note* it says, "sry for ditching u vampires/gundam meisters/vocaloid ppl. we hope to NEVER see u guys again."
rido: well isnt that rude!
kaito: well wouldnt u wanna escape the ppl who jus kicked ur ass?
emiko&luka: xD lol so true
emiko&luka:jinx black magic!jinx black magic!jinx black magic! *breathes* jinx black magic!
luka: jinx black magic! HA i win!
setsuna: you guys are such children.
emiko: *laughs* yea we are, but isn’t fun?
luka: yea ^-^
ichijo: finally its over *goes and reads manga on bench*
rima(vk): at least i dont hav to change my name
shiki: good cuz ur perfect jus the way u are. *kisses rima*
emiko: ewwww oniisama!!! not in front of me plz. and wat does rima being perfect hav to do w/ anything?!
luka: lets get otta here.
emiko: yea *shivers* its cold out here.
setsuna: *puts his jacket over me*
kaito: *puts his jacket over me too*
shiki: *puts one of his jackets over me* (he has three jackets. one for me. one for him. and one for rima)
emiko: ok guys that's a lot of jackets. im starting to get hot now.
shiki: *takes his jacket back*
kaito: *takes his jacket back too*
kaname: *gives jacket to luka*
everyone: *goes home and sleeps cuz we're all very tired from wacking ppl*
kaname&luka: ooohhh! ahhhh! *O_O um yea here's the explanation to ppl12 and under; they're forgiving each other the way lovers do*
emiko&setsuna&kaito: *falls asleep together in the same bed. emiko in the middle. and ewww u pervs. no nothing pervy happened. we jus fell asleep in the same bed. sheesh ppl ur such pervs xD*