Paintball Fight

Nyu: i’m bored. entertain me.
Utau: and why the fuck should we do that?
Setsuna: Now now ^ ^;; no need to be rude. Nyu is a friend. Frieeeend. you see?
Nyu: *slashes Utau* XD HOHOHO TAKE THAT!
Emiko: O.O uh oh
Utau: *bleeds* …..........
Setsuna: Nyu! Sigh~
Yaya: Kitty so cute ^ ^
Amu: You don’t call a cat that hurt Utau cute!
Nyu: *chomps on Yaya’s hand* Don’t call me ‘Kitty’
Amu: oh right you’re a cow. :P
Emiko: >:O NYU! *slaps Nyu* Don’t hurt your friends.
Utau: that thing is a KILLER!!!
Nyu: *Walks  away*
Emiko: NYU!!! I was gonna take you to an anime con!!!
Nyu: *turns* Get me some food *tummy growls*
Setsuna: xD so she likes anime and food.
Emiko: anything for you Nyu xD
Kaito: To food we go! *leads everyone somewhere*
Nyu: as long as its not the restaurant next to that bathroom over there...

-so they all go to a restaurant of some kind... that has lots of ice cream (as expected of kaito xD)-

Nyu: what kind of food is this?! *sees stuff on menu like “ice cream sandwich” and “milkshakes with fries”
Emiko: ^ ^;; i have to agree with Nyu on this. This stuff isn’t real “food”.
Kaito: But ice cream is yummy
Yaya: Yaya wants food! Yummy real FOOD!
Nyu: *takes out claws* take me to the damn food.
Kaito O.O ok.
Emiko: There’s this yummy restaurant across the street. It has mostly fancy stuff like Fillet Mignon (steak).
Nyu: steak! :)

-so they all walk into this restaurant, btw they are planning on going to an anime con later so they’re wearing their cosplay outfits-

Lady at the front desk: Hello. Welcome to Buzzer Beat. My name is Sayhon. H-how m-m-maaany pp-people are th-there?
Emiko: Hi Sayhon ^ ^ there are....um 1. 2. 3. aw screw it. i’ll reserve the whole restaurant.
Sayhon: T-t-the whole restaurant
Nyu: Hurry up...or we’ll be late
Sayhon: s-sorry. i dont think that’s possible.
someone continue...
Yaya: I want fooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!
Nyu: Hurry UP. LIKE SERIOUSLY CAN YOU BRING US TO A FREAKEN TABLE!?
Emiko: the anime con will be there all weekend, don’t be worried. Sayhon will go ask her boss about the reservation of the whole restaurant. *turns to Sayhon* won’t you Sayhon? *evil creepy smile*
Nyu: *turns and glares* (nyu's note: XD Cloud Strife’s glare XD)
Yaya: That’s cold. And mean.
Utau: Well, what would you expect from Nyu?
Nyu: You mean Cloud. *Sending telepathy!*
Sayhon’s boss: I hear you are being a troubled group. *has arrived*
Sayhon: sorry boss. i couldn’t control them.
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi! ^ ^ pleasure to see you again.
Nyu: *poke setsuna and whispers* You know this random fat guy?
Setsuna: xD don’t say such rude things...even if it’s true.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i heard that Setsuna.
Setsuna: ah... sorry ^ ^;;
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi, my friends would like to eat here before we go to our destination.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: Here you’re friends may sit here. *randomly gets a really large round table from a strange room* Sit ^ ^
Nyu: Dude, your just making this more complicated. Just give us a room. =_=”
Yaya: Yes. We need a big room, big enough for fifty people, with a TV and games and a bunch of candy!
Nyu: But the candy. Delete the candy part.
Emiko: but i like candy >3
Nyu:Go get some on your free time.
Emiko: but this is my free time....
Nyu: Shadup.
Emiko: lol xD
Utau: Not everyone has as much free time as you do. I don’t know why I decided to come with you guys.
Rima: Same here- Shit! I forgot to call my parents! They’re gonna kill me!
Emiko: xD cuz i forced you. and i already notified your family.
Nyu: *Takes a random god damned sword outta nowhere* What were you saying again?
Setsuna: what’s with the sword?
Nyu: Ima slice off you head. Shaddup and go eat. *Glares*
Yaya: *is stuffing her face with food already* ^ ^
Emiko: *starts to eat a yummy piece of cheese cake*
Nyu: that’s not food!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: *sweatdrop* uh.... do you expect this to be all on the house?
Emiko: of course Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^.
Nyu: No shit. That’s why we’re all shoving food in our mouth.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ Emiko i hate you.
Emiko: then you shouldn’t have let me take this picture of you
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bad_cosplay_2.jpg
Mr. Bushidosumoshi : O_O Where you get that.
Emiko: i have my sources ;) *shows other people the picture*
Rima: *falls on the floor laughing*
Nyu: I got that. HOHOHO. Emiko, don’t take my credit.
Emiko: not true. i took this picture you took that other one.
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/scary_schoolgirl_cosplay.jpg
Nyu:.........=_=||
-meanwhile 10 feet away from them-
Utau: Wha-
Kukai: Ha! I win!
Yaya: Yay!
Ikuto: You people are just-
Yaya: SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ikuto: They are weird!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Amu: Are what?!
Emiko: SHUT UP!!! i don’t like violence!
Nyu: Oh really?~
Emiko: that is so.
Nyu: I don’t believe you.Prepare to get pelted. *Takes out godly paint ball gun.*
Utau: Paintball, eh? YOU’RE ON! *takes out more paintballs, and a paintball canon out of nowhere*
Emiko: Well i got my giant godly leek!!
Nyu: *Transforms in to fire breathing dragon and destorys the restrant* ROWL!!!!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: O.O shit they’re gonna destroy my restaurant again. (a/n: emiko always ends up making him rebuild his restaurant whenever she comes)
Kukai: Again?
Yaya: YAY! A PAINTBALL FIGHT!
Kukai: Well, if he had his restaurant rebuilt... it’ll be fun to tear it down! *take out a paintball gun*
Nyu : *Breathes fire and everyone gets burned.*
Emiko: AH HAHAHAHA!!! I used my giant carrot as a shield *bites carrot* crispy carrots are yummy :D *now its on fire =_=* OH SHIT!!! OoO
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: someone call 911!!
Emiko: OK! NOW WHAT WAS THE NUMBER AGAIN?!
Nyu: *bends now (still in dragon form)* 911....
Utau & Kukai: *pelt Nyu w/ paintballs*
Yaya: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyu: *moves his tail and wackes both of them in the broken wall* Whoa...accident...
Yaya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Setsuna: DIE!!! *shoots paintballs at everyone*
Ikuto: GYA!! *got shot three times and is now a pretty shade of floral pink xD*
Nyu: *sits dragon cross legged style (takes up too much space and everyone takes for cover XD)* FLAMINGO!
Amu: That is funny... but this is getting really out of hand.
Rima: You just realized it?
Ritsu: HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *pelts Nyu with pink paintballs*
Nyu: *Glares and shifts over and sits on Ritsu* XD OHOHO! *Almighty dragon laugh.*
Mio: RITSU?!
Yui: OoO
Azusa: This is too dangerous!
Tsumugi: *throws a paintball in a random direction, and it hits Nyu*
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: TTATT my restaurant.
Nyu: You know what. FCK YOU ALL. *Smushes everyone*
Emiko: ^ ^;; i guess treating you guys here wasn’t a good idea.
Setsuna: Well good thing it’s Mr. Bushidosumoshi or else we would be stuck with a massive bill.
Kaito: TT^TT Mr. Bushi has suckish ice cream.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: WELL SORRY MY ICE CREAM COULDN’T ACCOMMODATE TO YOUR “FINE” TASTE. IT’S JUST WITH ME HAVING TO PAY FOR REPAIRS AND ALL IT TAKES QUITE A BIT OUT OF MY ICE CREAM BUDGET!!!! >:O
Kaito: O.O didn’t mean to anger you.
Nyu: what the hell is this fat man mumbling about?
Emiko: sigh~ Nyu you’re an idiot.
Nyu: YOU WANNA TRY SAYING THAT AGAIN BITCH!!
Emiko: well bye Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^ we got to go to the anime con.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ =.= bye to you too Emiko-dono.
Amu: Emiko-DONO?
Emiko: eh heh ^ ^;; well you see i don’t really have to black mail Mr. Bushi with cosplay photos. Everyone who knows Bushi here has em’.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: The Bushidosumoshis (plural) has been servants to the Seiei family for many generations now.
Nyu: oooh. is that so?
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t fucking true would i?!?
Nyu: i guess not. eh heheheheh heeheeheeheehee xD (a/n: that was word form of Joyce’s weird laugh xD)

-so they eventually leave, much relief to Mr. Bushi, and go to the anime con-

I shall save the anime con for another time xD