Sunday, May 20, 2012

Time Travel?!



Emiko: Nyu-san ^ ^~~!!
Nyu: what the hell do you want? -___-
Emiko: I brought some cake that we could eat together :D
Nyu: *grabs and eat cake in one bite*
Emiko: We were supposed to share! :O
Nyu: har har har >:D
Emiko: hmph >__< meanie Nyu!
Rin: Hi~~ :D :D *sees Emiko looking sad* What happened? :O
Emiko: TT^TT N-nyu-san at my cake.
Rin: So desu ka~? :D
Emiko: …...-_________-.....
Rin: hee hee~ ^w^~
~Suddenly a huge ass box appears out of no where with smoke and shit coming out of it~
Ah Ha!! ~says a mysterious face, blurred by the smoke.
~As the smoke clears, you see long pink hair~
Emiko: LUKA! *cough* What the fuck?! *cough* Stupid smoke *cough cough cough*
Rin: Luka-chan~~ You’re back! :D Where did you go??
Luka: no.
Emiko: Yea! Field trip  :D *calls everyone she knows to come*
Emiko: Good question! We’re going on a field trip into the past :D :D
Ritsu: Dinosaurs!
Beep. Deep. Boop. Dap.
Emiko: Shut up, guys! We’re in the future! There have to be loads of Gundams around here!


Luka: I AM BACK FROM THE PAST~~ >:D
Nyu: did ya bring food?
Nyu: *takes a plate of chicken, and walks upstairs*
Rin: Not even a goodbye? :O
Nyu: *nom nom nom*
Emiko: How the hell did you go to the past??
Luka: With my time machine :D :D *points to the box*
Emiko: But that looks like a crappy card board box!
Luka: Then you have just been fooled >:D
Rin: take us! take us!
Rin: *smacks Emiko on the head* How the heck is everyone supposed to fit inside this damn box?!
~box only appears to be able to fit one person~
Emiko: Oh yea~ :3
Rin: -_______- idiot...
Luka: It’s okay ;D it’s small on the outside, and big on the inside~.
Rin: ewww~~~
Emiko: *smacks Rin*  Ew!! Stop being pervy~ xD
~Katrina, and the K-ON, and Shugo Chara people arrive~
Emiko: Damn you people are fast :D
Katrina: We don’t like to be late.
Mio: w-what’s going on? why’d you call us?
Ristu: Can we go visit the dinosaurs?!
Emiko: Yea!! Emiko wants to go! Emiko wants to go!
Rin: Don’t speak in third person! It’s creepy~~.
Emiko: Emiko thinks Rin-chan is being mean to Emiko. D’:
Rin: -____- woman.
Emiko: ah! gomen ne~ >__<;;
~Setsuna, Kaito, Len, Bleach People, Hetalia and etc. comes~
Emiko: Yay! :D Everyone is here!!
Setsuna: What’s going on?
Kaito: Is it an ice cream party!? :D
Nyu: Ice cream?! *runs down the stairs, and rejoins the group*
Emiko: Here’s some ice cream *gives Nyu and Kaito ice cream* must keep Nyu-san down here. Mustn’t let her run away >:D
Setsuna: What are we doing??
Katrina: Apparently we are having a field trip into the past, whatever the heck that means.
Luka: *shoves everyone into box* Muahahahaa >:D Everyone get in~~~!!
Rin: wah~ >_< Luka-chan is so sadist now.
Emiko: SWTF!! :O
Len: What does that mean? o.O
Emiko: sadist, what the fuck. xD
~Everyone is now into a time machine-y looking place. It really was much bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.~
Luka: Okay, so what time period should go to?
Rin: Renaissance!
Mio: Medieval ?
Nyu: Food!
Emiko: la la la la~~ *is spacing out*
Luka: Pick one place damn it!
Emiko: Oooh~ Pretty buttons :D :D !! *starts pressing them*

Emiko: hahaha~~ They make funny sounds. *pushes more random buttons*
Luka: Nooo~~!!!! :O
~The time machine starts. The technology system seemed to over heat, and everything went black. All of a sudden, everything starts spinning.~
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ~everyone screamed.
Ka PLUNK~!! ~the time machine had landed.

*they all get transported to the future*
A talking sign (you know, like the signs they have on highways for exit whatever, except that the signs in the future talk): Welcome to Evergreen.
Ritsu: Green? GREEN?! I don’t see any green here! It looks like a skyscraper city! With no green!
America: Hey, look! A restaurant!
*everyone goes into restaurant*
Robot: Welcome to Five Star. Have a seat.
*everyone goes over to whatever table they want to sit at*
Robot: Here is the menu *gives everyone a menu*
America: Hey! There are no hamburgers on here!
Yui: OH NO! THERE’S NO CAKE!
Robot: Restaurants on Earth only serve organic food. If you want junk food go to the other side of the moon. The aliens there have a dessert palace.
Yui: I wanna go!
Len: How do we get from here to the moon?
Nyu: Screw the moon! I want food! I’m ordering the whole menu!        
*a girl walks into the restaurant with her brother. The two of them are unusually pretty*
Girl: This place is strange..... Oh! It’s you guys! And the lame-o. *goes over to Prussia and wacks him on the head*
Prussia: I don’t even know you!
Girl: You don’t? Ah! Now I get it! You guys are from the past! So you don’t know me yet.....
Prussia: And why are you calling me lame?! I’m-
Girl: Shadup. Nobody cares. You’re not awesome.
Emiko: Could you at least tell us your names?
Girl: Oh, sorry about that. I’m Liz. And the other guy with me is my brother, Vincent. We’re transfer students from Venus.
Emiko: Venus? Aliens live on Venus? And aliens look like really pretty humans? COOL!
Nyu: Why is your brother not talking? Is he dumb? (Katrina’s note: Nyu is in human form right now)
Vincent: No. I just choose not to talk. I would rather observe you people.
Hungary: Well then....... In your face Prussia! You aren’t awesome!
Prussia: You people are stupid.
Hungary: You are stupid.
Nyu: How are you so sure of  that? This place looks abandoned.
Yaya: Maybe the people are living in outer space!
Rima: That’s not possible.
Rin: We are in the future, so I guess it can be possible.
Ritsu: Then let’s go find people!
Emiko: Good! Let’s get down to business!

Friday, May 4, 2012

A Weird, but Normal Day Becomes the Craziest Day Ever

*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.

Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*

*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.

*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!


To be continued! Maybe...