*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.
Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*
*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.
*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!
To be continued! Maybe...
This blog has roleplays that my friends and I wrote together. By the way, the banner above was made by my friend Luka-chan herself. Starting from the left, the characters are: Nyu, Luka, Katrina, Rin, and Emiko (me). Anyways, we had a lot of fun writing the roleplays, and we hope that you enjoy them too. :D
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Friday, May 4, 2012
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Introducing the Espadas....and Nyu!!
Note: this will be a very long entry because I felt as though it had to be this long or else the story would end at a weird point, and leave you confused xD. But don't worry. It's a good story, so you won't care about the length.
*ding dong*
Kaito: I’ll get it! *goes to the door* who is it?
Luka: It’s me you idiot. -__-
Kaito: me who ^^
Luka: just open the door.
Emiko: *goes to the door* you talk to me so rudely, why should i let you in?
Luka: Emiko!
Emiko: *opens the door reluctantly* come in ^^
Luka: -___- *sits on the couch*
Setsuna: where’s kaname-san?
Luka: kaname? i’ve never heard of this, kaname.
Emiko: did you two get in a fight?
Luka: no we broke up *turns on tv casually*
Emiko: why?
Luka: because i saw these really cute guys, and he got jealous. (a/n: those cute guys were the espadas)
Amu: what do you expect?
Yaya: were these guys really really cute?
Luka: yes, they were really cute ^ ^
Emiko: *sigh* you’re a real nuisance. knowing you, you’re probably already thinking about how you’re going to find and stalk them.
Luka: yup ^^ *does a thumbs up*
*ding dong*
Setsuna: I’ll get it. *goes to the door and opens it.*
-Setsuna gets tackled by mysterious people-
mysterious person #1: SETSUNA! What’s up?
mysterious person #2: How’s it goin’?
mysterious person #3: it’s been a long time :)
Setsuna: wow, it’s you guys!
Emiko: Setsuna ^^ who are these people?
mysterious person #3: *whispers to setsuna* wow, that’s your girl?
Setsuna: yeah. i’m pretty lucky huh?
mysterious person #2: nah, all women are annoying.
Emiko: *sweatdrop* i heard that...
Setsuna: Oh, emiko, these guys are buddies of mine from way back :)
Kaito: they look kind of scary.
mysterious person #2: *grabs kaito by his collar* you wanna try saying that again, punk?
Kaito: i rest my case. *sweat drop*
mysterious person #1: that’s enough. -___- *sigh*
mysterious person #2: grr... you piss me off. *lets go*
Emiko: so does these friends of your have names, Setsuna?
mysterious person #3: where are my manners? my name is Gin Ichimaru, pleasure to meet you. Those two are Ulquiorra (#1) and Nnoitra (#2)
Emiko: hello, I’m Emiko E. Seiei ^^ (emiko epic seiei xD im so lame)
mysterious person #1: so does that mean you and Setsuna are together together?
Emiko: if you mean married, then yes ^ ^
Gin: Setsuna, you lucky duck :D
Emiko: *looks for luka* … *can’t find luka* Luka?!
Luka: *is hiding behind couch*
Emiko: *confused look* what are you doing behind the couch?
Luka: emiko...those ...those.. guys are...they’re... that’s them.
Emiko: those are the guys kaname got jealous of?
Luka: I must be the luckiest girl on earth! * crying tears of joy*
Emiko: -___- you’re an idiot. these guys are creepy as hell except for Gin, he’s ok.
Yaya: these guys aren’t cute at all, Luka-chan
Luka: yes they are now shh.. *goes closer and starts taking notes on what they’re saying*
Emiko: *watches setsuna* sigh~ he looks like he’s having fun. >3< i wonder why he’s never told me about these guys.
Amu: let’s do karaoke! ^ o ^
Emiko: that sounds like fun.
Yaya: KARAOKE!!
Luka: but... i want to watch the hot guys.
Emiko: karaoke -___- now.
Luka: but... * * please...
Emiko: no because we’re having a... GIRL’S NIGHT OUT!! ^O^
Yaya: Yay!
Amu: that sounds like fun.
Emiko: and you’re coming. *drags luka out of the house*
Nnoitra: why are women so loud? *says angrily*
Ulquiorra: because of their annoying girly hormones.
Gin: i think its cute :) *does one of his creepy gin smiles*
Setsuna: they’re just having fun.
Nnoitra: do you have to deal with this everyday?
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* pretty much
Kaito: let’s play video games!
everyone: cool!
-the guys play video games and the girls go to one of those karaoke places-
Amu: *calls utau* Utau come do karaoke with us.
Utau: no.
Amu: but-
Utau: *cuts amu off* no.
Yaya: *grabs phone* come now or die. *evil face/firy eyes*
Utau: O_O ok.
Yaya: yay! ^^ *nice yaya comes back*
Emiko: lets invite rima-chan too ^^
Amu: *calls rima*
Rima: hello? *over the phone*
Amu: come have a girl’s night out with us.
Rima: nah.
Amu: please.
Rima: do i have too.
Amu: yeah
Rima: sigh~ fine. *hangs up*
-so they all meet at the karaoke place-
Yaya: PARTY!
-everyone stops and looks at Yaya-
Yaya: What?
Utau: You don’t have to be so loud, Yaya.
Random dude: You? Here? Seriously?
Utau: That a problem?
Amu: Do you know him?
Utau: Yeah, he’s a jerk.
Random dude: Not as much of a jerk as you are.
Rima: *sweatdrop* Sure, sure. Who are you, anyways?
Random dude: The name’s Satoya (A/N: I used a name generator to find this LOL)
Utau: A.K.A. the biggest jerk in the world.
Satoya: Oh come on! You know that you’re a bigger jerk.
Yaya: They’re acting as if they’re like high school classmates.
Rima: That’s cuz THEY ARE!
Some other guy: Hey, you’re hot.
Rima: O//////O
Nadeshiko: Hitting on little girls isn’t nice. *death glare*
Some other guy: Fine, then I’ll leave her alone.
Rima: What are you doing here?
Nadeshiko: What do you mean? Are you saying I’m not allowed here?
Rima: No, I’m saying that you-
Amu: Rima, you don’t have to spill the secret in front of everyone!
Utau: What the hell do you want?!
Some random guy: You.
Satoya: Hey! You shouldn’t go around hitting on celebrities. And I’ve heard she already has a boyfriend.
Some random guy: Who?
Utau: None of your business.
Some random guy: Fine. *leaves*
Satoya: I still can’t believe that your boyfriend is three years younger than you.
Utau: So?
Satoya: I just think you should.... date some one your own age...
Luka: *gets really close up in his face* someone like you?
Satoya: O///////O n-no...
Yaya: Oh really? *smirk*
Satoya: Y-yes really. o/ / / /o
Utau: -___- he doesn’t like me if that’s what you guys are trying to imply.
Satoya: y-yeah. who would ever like a jerk like her?
Emiko: apparently you.
Some random dude: Satoya! Are you going to do karaoke or stand there like an idiot?
Satoya: I’m not an idiot > <
Utau: yes you are.
Satoya: not
Utau: are
Satoya: not
Utau: not
Emiko: -___-
Luka: are you serious?
Some other random dude: You ladies want to do karaoke with us?
Amu: . . . um I’m sorry but....
Emiko: -__- rude much?
The guy: what?
Emiko: You didn’t even introduce yourselves yet and you expect us to hand out with you?
Guy: uh... sorry?
Luka: *cough cough* that’s kind of a hint telling you that you should tell us your name.
Guy: oh right. I’m Wang.
Emiko: Nice to meet you Wang, but sorry we’re having a girls’ night out.
Katrina: So unless we have confused your gender you cannot come.
Wang: OoO I can’t believe i just got dissed by girls.
Luka: well believe it.
Utau: can we leave? -__-
Yaya: We just want to go see Ku~kai~ ^ ^
Utau: O/ / / / /O so....
Satoya: . . . . *feeling some what depressed by that*
Wang: What ever. let’s get out of here.
- all the guys leave. well at least that group of guys-
-the group of girls go into the karaoke room thing-
Amu: so who’s going first?
Yaya: YAYA!! ^O^
Nadeshiko: fine with me ^ ^
Emiko: I’m going to go order us some food. (a/n: i think karaoke places give you food.) ^ ^ *whistles as she’s walking down the hall*
Worker guy (a/n xD sorry idk what they’re called): may i help you?
Emiko: I need two large french fries, 4 hot dogs, 3 hamburgers, a large pizza, 4 cans of coke, and 3 giant bottles of sake! ^ ^ plz.
Worker guy: O_O just for you?
Emiko: -___- no you idiot. I’m not fat! It’s for my group of friends.
Worker: Oh.... okay *goes to get the food* (a/n: i don’t know what the process is for people like waiters to bring food....) *comes back and gives Emiko everything she ordered*
Emiko: That was fast.
Worker: I don’t mean to brag, but I’m an ace at getting food, or anything that I have to be fast at.
Emiko: Okay then.. *brings food to everyone [as in her group]*
Yaya: YAY!
Amu: that’s a lot of sake O_O
Emiko: Well I can drink two bottles myself ^ ^
Luka: I swear, you’re insane.
Emiko: so.
Utau: Yaya, start singing.
Yaya: OK! *starts to sing*
Emiko: > < i got to use the bathroom
Luka: then go...
Emiko: I’ll be right back.
-emiko sees a weird looking thing in the hall way-
Emiko: O.O ….
Weird thing: meow.
Emiko: it’s a cat...
Cat: meow meow.
Emiko: *bends down to pet cat* hi little fella. what’s you’re name?
Cat: Nyu
Emiko: O.O it... it just talked.
Nyu: Now will you stop petting my nose.
Emiko: but it’s cute ^ ^
Nyu: stop.
Emiko: ok.
Nyu: aren’t you freaked out?
Emiko: why would i be?
Nyu: -__- i’m a talking cat.
Emiko: you look like a bear ^ ^
Nyu: i’m a cat.
Rima: What’s going on here- what is that?!
Nyu: I said, I’m a talking cat.
Rima: Talking cat.... And I thought Ikuto was the closest you could get to a “talking cat.” Well.... I was going to go to the bathroom.... *walks away*
Emiko: *is still petting Nyu, but on the ear* You’re so cute.
Nyu: -__- I’m not cute! I’m a talking magical cat!
Emiko: Magical?
Nyu: *transforms into her commonly used human transformation* Hey.
Emiko: :D oh my god! you can shape shift!
Nyu: yeah. u afraid now?
Emiko: no.
Nyu: *transforms into dragon* rawr.
Emiko: A dragon! COOL!
Nyu: you’re annoying *transforms back into cat*
Rima: Um.... Emiko.... I thought you were gonna use the bathroom. Amu said that Yaya is getting kinda...
Emiko: O_O HOLY COW!! I FORGOT!! *rushes to the bathroom feeling like she’s going to explode*
Rima: . . . . Um... did you just transform into a human? And a dragon?
Nyu: Yeah. So?
Rima: Uh.... Wow O_O *slowly walks away*
Emiko: *comes back down the hall to see Nyu licking herself* NYU~!
Nyu: damn that woman is back -____-
Emiko: *picks Nyu up and starts to carry her to the karaoke room*
Nyu: What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put me down!
Emiko: La la la~ *ignoring Nyu and is in her own fantasy world* I can’t wait to show Nyu to the others. it’ll be so cool ^ ^. I wonder if she can transform into Rido and be my punching bag.. Wait why don’t I just use the real Rido for a punching bag?... *thoughts continue to go on this idiotic path (meaning i continue to think about stupid stuff*
Nyu: Woman! PUT ME DOWN!
Emiko: Shhh... I don’t want them to know that you are magical.
Nyu: I thought you wanted to show me off to your idiotic friends.
Emiko: No. ^ ^ I’ve decided that you’re going to live with meh.
Nyu: NO WAY!! Now let me go =.=
Emiko: Why not?
Nyu: because you’re crazy!
Emiko: *opens door* I’m back!
Luka: What’s that? A new stuffed bear?
Nyu: I’m a- *gets cut off*
Emiko: *covers Nyu’s mouth and whispers shut up into her ears*
Katrina: Uh... did that just talk?
Emiko: No... I’m just practicing on being a ventriloquist. See *moves Nyu’s mouth and pretending to make it talk*
Nyu: -__- this is going to be a looong day.
Luka: fail. Now come on! it’s ur turn to sing.
Emiko: Ok ^ ^. *whispers to Nyu* now you stay here. and don’t do anything.
Nyu: ok.
Emiko: *goes on stage and sings*
Nyu: *transforms into really cute guy* Hi girls.
Amu: who are you?
Nyu: I’m John.
Yaya: How’d you get in?
Nyu: I just wanted to say hi *evil smirk and pulls out a knife*
Emiko: O_O...wtf is Nyu doing?!
Luka: HOLY SHIT!! A KNIFE!
Nyu: no shit it’s a knife! what did you think it was?
Luka: a knife...
Nyu: *smacks her forehead* damn you’re a bunch of idiots. *starts getting closer to us, and some how smartly cornering us into a corner*
Utau: You better not touch me.
Nyu: And what if i do? *creepy smile*
Utau: . . . .
Emiko: Nyu! >:O
Yaya: his name is John, Emiko.
Luka: Yeah, what kind of weed are you smoking?! It’s John. So stop making those weird sounds.
Emiko: But that’s Nyu.
John: *starts to aim for Amu* I’m going to kills you and then control your body.
Luka: OMG IT’S ONE OF THe FREAKS WHO DO IT WITH DEAD PEOPLE!!!!
John: *stops* -____- wtf....
Emiko: HYAAA!! *kicks Nyu in stomach*
Nyu: *gets flung out the door and changes back to cat form*
Everyone: *runs out to see where “John” had went*
Emiko: *picks Nyu off of the floor*
Katrina: Stop hugging your puppet and find John.
Utau: Just let him go and let us go home.
Yaya: TT^TT Yaya’s scared! Yaya wants to go home!!
Emiko: Ok fine let’s go home. *brings Nyu with her*
-they all go back to Emiko’s place-
Setsuna: DIE!! *pew pew pew! ka cha ka cha! (a/n: game noise)
Gin: You should be terminated!
Nnoitra: Prepare to be violated! (a/n: it rhymed with terminated..sorta, and I felt like using it xD)
Gin and Setsuna: *Both stop and stare at Nnoitra* O_O
Nnoitra: What the fuck are you looking at?
Setsuna: Prepare to be...
Gin: violated?
Nnoitra: so? u fuckers got a problem with that?
Gin: I guess not....
Emiko: *opens door* I’M HOME!!
Other girls: SO ARE WE!!
Setsuna: *pauses game* Hey Emiko :)
Emiko: SETSUNA!! *runs up to hug him*
Nnoitra: *looks at Gin and makes a gagging face*
Gin: lol xD
Setsuna: What is that bear doing here?
Emiko: I found it and thought we should keep it. It’s name is Nyu, and it can talk ^ ^
Setsuna: Talk?
Emiko: *nods head*
Setsuna: *feels emiko’s forehead* are you sick?
Emiko: no i feel fine.
Setsuna: You probably had too much sake... *Setsuna doesn't believe her*
(a/n: btw i drank all 3 bottles on the way home xD luka had to drive)
Kaito: I’ll get it! *goes to the door* who is it?
Luka: It’s me you idiot. -__-
Kaito: me who ^^
Luka: just open the door.
Emiko: *goes to the door* you talk to me so rudely, why should i let you in?
Luka: Emiko!
Emiko: *opens the door reluctantly* come in ^^
Luka: -___- *sits on the couch*
Setsuna: where’s kaname-san?
Luka: kaname? i’ve never heard of this, kaname.
Emiko: did you two get in a fight?
Luka: no we broke up *turns on tv casually*
Emiko: why?
Luka: because i saw these really cute guys, and he got jealous. (a/n: those cute guys were the espadas)
Amu: what do you expect?
Yaya: were these guys really really cute?
Luka: yes, they were really cute ^ ^
Emiko: *sigh* you’re a real nuisance. knowing you, you’re probably already thinking about how you’re going to find and stalk them.
Luka: yup ^^ *does a thumbs up*
*ding dong*
Setsuna: I’ll get it. *goes to the door and opens it.*
-Setsuna gets tackled by mysterious people-
mysterious person #1: SETSUNA! What’s up?
mysterious person #2: How’s it goin’?
mysterious person #3: it’s been a long time :)
Setsuna: wow, it’s you guys!
Emiko: Setsuna ^^ who are these people?
mysterious person #3: *whispers to setsuna* wow, that’s your girl?
Setsuna: yeah. i’m pretty lucky huh?
mysterious person #2: nah, all women are annoying.
Emiko: *sweatdrop* i heard that...
Setsuna: Oh, emiko, these guys are buddies of mine from way back :)
Kaito: they look kind of scary.
mysterious person #2: *grabs kaito by his collar* you wanna try saying that again, punk?
Kaito: i rest my case. *sweat drop*
mysterious person #1: that’s enough. -___- *sigh*
mysterious person #2: grr... you piss me off. *lets go*
Emiko: so does these friends of your have names, Setsuna?
mysterious person #3: where are my manners? my name is Gin Ichimaru, pleasure to meet you. Those two are Ulquiorra (#1) and Nnoitra (#2)
Emiko: hello, I’m Emiko E. Seiei ^^ (emiko epic seiei xD im so lame)
mysterious person #1: so does that mean you and Setsuna are together together?
Emiko: if you mean married, then yes ^ ^
Gin: Setsuna, you lucky duck :D
Emiko: *looks for luka* … *can’t find luka* Luka?!
Luka: *is hiding behind couch*
Emiko: *confused look* what are you doing behind the couch?
Luka: emiko...those ...those.. guys are...they’re... that’s them.
Emiko: those are the guys kaname got jealous of?
Luka: I must be the luckiest girl on earth! * crying tears of joy*
Emiko: -___- you’re an idiot. these guys are creepy as hell except for Gin, he’s ok.
Yaya: these guys aren’t cute at all, Luka-chan
Luka: yes they are now shh.. *goes closer and starts taking notes on what they’re saying*
Emiko: *watches setsuna* sigh~ he looks like he’s having fun. >3< i wonder why he’s never told me about these guys.
Amu: let’s do karaoke! ^ o ^
Emiko: that sounds like fun.
Yaya: KARAOKE!!
Luka: but... i want to watch the hot guys.
Emiko: karaoke -___- now.
Luka: but... * * please...
Emiko: no because we’re having a... GIRL’S NIGHT OUT!! ^O^
Yaya: Yay!
Amu: that sounds like fun.
Emiko: and you’re coming. *drags luka out of the house*
Nnoitra: why are women so loud? *says angrily*
Ulquiorra: because of their annoying girly hormones.
Gin: i think its cute :) *does one of his creepy gin smiles*
Setsuna: they’re just having fun.
Nnoitra: do you have to deal with this everyday?
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* pretty much
Kaito: let’s play video games!
everyone: cool!
-the guys play video games and the girls go to one of those karaoke places-
Amu: *calls utau* Utau come do karaoke with us.
Utau: no.
Amu: but-
Utau: *cuts amu off* no.
Yaya: *grabs phone* come now or die. *evil face/firy eyes*
Utau: O_O ok.
Yaya: yay! ^^ *nice yaya comes back*
Emiko: lets invite rima-chan too ^^
Amu: *calls rima*
Rima: hello? *over the phone*
Amu: come have a girl’s night out with us.
Rima: nah.
Amu: please.
Rima: do i have too.
Amu: yeah
Rima: sigh~ fine. *hangs up*
-so they all meet at the karaoke place-
Yaya: PARTY!
-everyone stops and looks at Yaya-
Yaya: What?
Utau: You don’t have to be so loud, Yaya.
Random dude: You? Here? Seriously?
Utau: That a problem?
Amu: Do you know him?
Utau: Yeah, he’s a jerk.
Random dude: Not as much of a jerk as you are.
Rima: *sweatdrop* Sure, sure. Who are you, anyways?
Random dude: The name’s Satoya (A/N: I used a name generator to find this LOL)
Utau: A.K.A. the biggest jerk in the world.
Satoya: Oh come on! You know that you’re a bigger jerk.
Yaya: They’re acting as if they’re like high school classmates.
Rima: That’s cuz THEY ARE!
Some other guy: Hey, you’re hot.
Rima: O//////O
Nadeshiko: Hitting on little girls isn’t nice. *death glare*
Some other guy: Fine, then I’ll leave her alone.
Rima: What are you doing here?
Nadeshiko: What do you mean? Are you saying I’m not allowed here?
Rima: No, I’m saying that you-
Amu: Rima, you don’t have to spill the secret in front of everyone!
Utau: What the hell do you want?!
Some random guy: You.
Satoya: Hey! You shouldn’t go around hitting on celebrities. And I’ve heard she already has a boyfriend.
Some random guy: Who?
Utau: None of your business.
Some random guy: Fine. *leaves*
Satoya: I still can’t believe that your boyfriend is three years younger than you.
Utau: So?
Satoya: I just think you should.... date some one your own age...
Luka: *gets really close up in his face* someone like you?
Satoya: O///////O n-no...
Yaya: Oh really? *smirk*
Satoya: Y-yes really. o/ / / /o
Utau: -___- he doesn’t like me if that’s what you guys are trying to imply.
Satoya: y-yeah. who would ever like a jerk like her?
Emiko: apparently you.
Some random dude: Satoya! Are you going to do karaoke or stand there like an idiot?
Satoya: I’m not an idiot > <
Utau: yes you are.
Satoya: not
Utau: are
Satoya: not
Utau: not
Emiko: -___-
Luka: are you serious?
Some other random dude: You ladies want to do karaoke with us?
Amu: . . . um I’m sorry but....
Emiko: -__- rude much?
The guy: what?
Emiko: You didn’t even introduce yourselves yet and you expect us to hand out with you?
Guy: uh... sorry?
Luka: *cough cough* that’s kind of a hint telling you that you should tell us your name.
Guy: oh right. I’m Wang.
Emiko: Nice to meet you Wang, but sorry we’re having a girls’ night out.
Katrina: So unless we have confused your gender you cannot come.
Wang: OoO I can’t believe i just got dissed by girls.
Luka: well believe it.
Utau: can we leave? -__-
Yaya: We just want to go see Ku~kai~ ^ ^
Utau: O/ / / / /O so....
Satoya: . . . . *feeling some what depressed by that*
Wang: What ever. let’s get out of here.
- all the guys leave. well at least that group of guys-
-the group of girls go into the karaoke room thing-
Amu: so who’s going first?
Yaya: YAYA!! ^O^
Nadeshiko: fine with me ^ ^
Emiko: I’m going to go order us some food. (a/n: i think karaoke places give you food.) ^ ^ *whistles as she’s walking down the hall*
Worker guy (a/n xD sorry idk what they’re called): may i help you?
Emiko: I need two large french fries, 4 hot dogs, 3 hamburgers, a large pizza, 4 cans of coke, and 3 giant bottles of sake! ^ ^ plz.
Worker guy: O_O just for you?
Emiko: -___- no you idiot. I’m not fat! It’s for my group of friends.
Worker: Oh.... okay *goes to get the food* (a/n: i don’t know what the process is for people like waiters to bring food....) *comes back and gives Emiko everything she ordered*
Emiko: That was fast.
Worker: I don’t mean to brag, but I’m an ace at getting food, or anything that I have to be fast at.
Emiko: Okay then.. *brings food to everyone [as in her group]*
Yaya: YAY!
Amu: that’s a lot of sake O_O
Emiko: Well I can drink two bottles myself ^ ^
Luka: I swear, you’re insane.
Emiko: so.
Utau: Yaya, start singing.
Yaya: OK! *starts to sing*
Emiko: > < i got to use the bathroom
Luka: then go...
Emiko: I’ll be right back.
-emiko sees a weird looking thing in the hall way-
Emiko: O.O ….
Weird thing: meow.
Emiko: it’s a cat...
Cat: meow meow.
Emiko: *bends down to pet cat* hi little fella. what’s you’re name?
Cat: Nyu
Emiko: O.O it... it just talked.
Nyu: Now will you stop petting my nose.
Emiko: but it’s cute ^ ^
Nyu: stop.
Emiko: ok.
Nyu: aren’t you freaked out?
Emiko: why would i be?
Nyu: -__- i’m a talking cat.
Emiko: you look like a bear ^ ^
Nyu: i’m a cat.
Rima: What’s going on here- what is that?!
Nyu: I said, I’m a talking cat.
Rima: Talking cat.... And I thought Ikuto was the closest you could get to a “talking cat.” Well.... I was going to go to the bathroom.... *walks away*
Emiko: *is still petting Nyu, but on the ear* You’re so cute.
Nyu: -__- I’m not cute! I’m a talking magical cat!
Emiko: Magical?
Nyu: *transforms into her commonly used human transformation* Hey.
Emiko: :D oh my god! you can shape shift!
Nyu: yeah. u afraid now?
Emiko: no.
Nyu: *transforms into dragon* rawr.
Emiko: A dragon! COOL!
Nyu: you’re annoying *transforms back into cat*
Rima: Um.... Emiko.... I thought you were gonna use the bathroom. Amu said that Yaya is getting kinda...
Emiko: O_O HOLY COW!! I FORGOT!! *rushes to the bathroom feeling like she’s going to explode*
Rima: . . . . Um... did you just transform into a human? And a dragon?
Nyu: Yeah. So?
Rima: Uh.... Wow O_O *slowly walks away*
Emiko: *comes back down the hall to see Nyu licking herself* NYU~!
Nyu: damn that woman is back -____-
Emiko: *picks Nyu up and starts to carry her to the karaoke room*
Nyu: What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put me down!
Emiko: La la la~ *ignoring Nyu and is in her own fantasy world* I can’t wait to show Nyu to the others. it’ll be so cool ^ ^. I wonder if she can transform into Rido and be my punching bag.. Wait why don’t I just use the real Rido for a punching bag?... *thoughts continue to go on this idiotic path (meaning i continue to think about stupid stuff*
Nyu: Woman! PUT ME DOWN!
Emiko: Shhh... I don’t want them to know that you are magical.
Nyu: I thought you wanted to show me off to your idiotic friends.
Emiko: No. ^ ^ I’ve decided that you’re going to live with meh.
Nyu: NO WAY!! Now let me go =.=
Emiko: Why not?
Nyu: because you’re crazy!
Emiko: *opens door* I’m back!
Luka: What’s that? A new stuffed bear?
Nyu: I’m a- *gets cut off*
Emiko: *covers Nyu’s mouth and whispers shut up into her ears*
Katrina: Uh... did that just talk?
Emiko: No... I’m just practicing on being a ventriloquist. See *moves Nyu’s mouth and pretending to make it talk*
Nyu: -__- this is going to be a looong day.
Luka: fail. Now come on! it’s ur turn to sing.
Emiko: Ok ^ ^. *whispers to Nyu* now you stay here. and don’t do anything.
Nyu: ok.
Emiko: *goes on stage and sings*
Nyu: *transforms into really cute guy* Hi girls.
Amu: who are you?
Nyu: I’m John.
Yaya: How’d you get in?
Nyu: I just wanted to say hi *evil smirk and pulls out a knife*
Emiko: O_O...wtf is Nyu doing?!
Luka: HOLY SHIT!! A KNIFE!
Nyu: no shit it’s a knife! what did you think it was?
Luka: a knife...
Nyu: *smacks her forehead* damn you’re a bunch of idiots. *starts getting closer to us, and some how smartly cornering us into a corner*
Utau: You better not touch me.
Nyu: And what if i do? *creepy smile*
Utau: . . . .
Emiko: Nyu! >:O
Yaya: his name is John, Emiko.
Luka: Yeah, what kind of weed are you smoking?! It’s John. So stop making those weird sounds.
Emiko: But that’s Nyu.
John: *starts to aim for Amu* I’m going to kills you and then control your body.
Luka: OMG IT’S ONE OF THe FREAKS WHO DO IT WITH DEAD PEOPLE!!!!
John: *stops* -____- wtf....
Emiko: HYAAA!! *kicks Nyu in stomach*
Nyu: *gets flung out the door and changes back to cat form*
Everyone: *runs out to see where “John” had went*
Emiko: *picks Nyu off of the floor*
Katrina: Stop hugging your puppet and find John.
Utau: Just let him go and let us go home.
Yaya: TT^TT Yaya’s scared! Yaya wants to go home!!
Emiko: Ok fine let’s go home. *brings Nyu with her*
-they all go back to Emiko’s place-
Setsuna: DIE!! *pew pew pew! ka cha ka cha! (a/n: game noise)
Gin: You should be terminated!
Nnoitra: Prepare to be violated! (a/n: it rhymed with terminated..sorta, and I felt like using it xD)
Gin and Setsuna: *Both stop and stare at Nnoitra* O_O
Nnoitra: What the fuck are you looking at?
Setsuna: Prepare to be...
Gin: violated?
Nnoitra: so? u fuckers got a problem with that?
Gin: I guess not....
Emiko: *opens door* I’M HOME!!
Other girls: SO ARE WE!!
Setsuna: *pauses game* Hey Emiko :)
Emiko: SETSUNA!! *runs up to hug him*
Nnoitra: *looks at Gin and makes a gagging face*
Gin: lol xD
Setsuna: What is that bear doing here?
Emiko: I found it and thought we should keep it. It’s name is Nyu, and it can talk ^ ^
Setsuna: Talk?
Emiko: *nods head*
Setsuna: *feels emiko’s forehead* are you sick?
Emiko: no i feel fine.
Setsuna: You probably had too much sake... *Setsuna doesn't believe her*
(a/n: btw i drank all 3 bottles on the way home xD luka had to drive)
^ ^;; sorry for the bad ending...
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