Sunday, December 11, 2011

A Weird, but Normal Day for Emiko and Her Friends

Just a normal *cough, cough* day in Emiko's place...

Nyu: EMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Katrina and Rin, who are apparently playing a video game, look at each other saying, Uh oh, what did Emiko do this time?
Nyu: *runs into the living room where Katrina and Rin were* WHERE IS THAT F*CKING BASTARD EMIKO???
Emiko: *randomly appears* What?! I was busy doing something with Setsuna-kun...
Nyu, Katrina, Rin: *looks at Emiko weirdly*
Emiko: *realizes what she said* ...n...noth...nothing like that people... *worry look on her face*
Katrina & Rin: Okay... anyway... *both look at Nyu*
Nyu: *see them staring* What?... Oh yes... EMIKO WHERE'S MY FOOD!!! MY YUMMY FOOD!!!
Emiko: Oh my gosh woman! You yell for me because of that!
Nyu: YES!!!
Emiko: *sighs and opens her bag* Here you go! *hands her a mountain of food*
Luka: *appears out of nowhere* WTF is going on here?!
Nyu: *eats all of food in less a minute*
Rin: OMG WOMAN! Slow down...
Nyu: Whatever I'm outta here. *teleports somewhere*
Katrina: Woah Nyu can teleport?!?!
Emiko: ... Yes?

~awkward silence~

Luka: Well goodbye! *disappears*
Katrina: Um... Goodbye... *runs out the door*
Rin: Me too. Bye Emiko. *leaves*
Emiko: *puzzling look on her face* What just happened? Where's everyone? *keeps on asking questions* OH WELL BYE!!! *transports to a place*

~apparently everyone was at Emiko's mansion. and a bunch of people are drunk, so they act weird.~

Emiko: Let's play spin the bottle!
Prussia: FCK NO! THE AWESOMENESS REFUSES!
Emiko: NO ONE CARES! *spins the bottle and it lands on Luka and Nnoitra*
Ulquiorra: ..........
Denmark: Is someone jealous?
Norway: *smacks Denmark* Shut up. you shouldn't butt into other people's business.
Denmark: Good point.
Norway: *annoyed*
France: I can feel the mood here, mon ami~
England: Shut up, bloody git!

~Emiko locks Luka and Nnoitra in a closet. The closet is filled with Paluzski. Poland wanted to eat Paluzski five minutes later. So he opened the closet~

Poland: *opens closet* O/////O that was like, totally, like, totally......... totally awkward.
Ulquiorra: *goes to emo corner*
Denmark: This house has an emo corner?
Emiko: Houses are supposed to have emo corners, aren't they?
Denmark: But emo corners are corners, not booths filled with knives.
Emiko: It's an emo corner. The knives are to cut yourself with.
Denmark: That's creepy...
Norway: *goes over to emo corner* Are you.........

~no response~

Norway: ................ Hello? *gets pulled into emo booth by Ulquiorra*


Dun Dun Dunnn~~!! What do you think happens next? X3