Time Travel?!

Emiko: Nyu-san ^ ^~~!!

Nyu: what the hell do you want? -___-

Emiko: I brought some cake that we could eat together :D

Nyu: *grabs and eat cake in one bite*

Emiko: We were supposed to share! :O

Nyu: har har har >:D

Emiko: hmph >__< meanie Nyu!

Rin: Hi~~ :D :D *sees Emiko looking sad* What happened? :O

Emiko: TT^TT N-nyu-san at my cake.

Rin: So desu ka~? :D

Emiko: …...-_________-.....

Rin: hee hee~ ^w^~

~Suddenly a huge ass box appears out of no where with smoke and shit coming out of it~

Ah Ha!! ~says a mysterious face, blurred by the smoke.

~As the smoke clears, you see long pink hair~

Emiko: LUKA! *cough* What the fuck?! *cough* Stupid smoke *cough cough cough*

Rin: Luka-chan~~ You’re back! :D Where did you go??
Luka: no.
Emiko: Yea! Field trip  :D *calls everyone she knows to come*
Emiko: Good question! We’re going on a field trip into the past :D :D
Ritsu: Dinosaurs!
Beep. Deep. Boop. Dap.
Emiko: Shut up, guys! We’re in the future! There have to be loads of Gundams around here!

Luka: I AM BACK FROM THE PAST~~ >:D

Nyu: did ya bring food?

Nyu: *takes a plate of chicken, and walks upstairs*

Rin: Not even a goodbye? :O

Nyu: *nom nom nom*

Emiko: How the hell did you go to the past??

Luka: With my time machine :D :D *points to the box*

Emiko: But that looks like a crappy card board box!

Luka: Then you have just been fooled >:D

Rin: take us! take us!

Rin: *smacks Emiko on the head* How the heck is everyone supposed to fit inside this damn box?!

~box only appears to be able to fit one person~

Emiko: Oh yea~ :3

Rin: -_______- idiot...

Luka: It’s okay ;D it’s small on the outside, and big on the inside~.

Rin: ewww~~~

Emiko: *smacks Rin*  Ew!! Stop being pervy~ xD

~Katrina, and the K-ON, and Shugo Chara people arrive~

Emiko: Damn you people are fast :D

Katrina: We don’t like to be late.

Mio: w-what’s going on? why’d you call us?

Ristu: Can we go visit the dinosaurs?!

Emiko: Yea!! Emiko wants to go! Emiko wants to go!

Rin: Don’t speak in third person! It’s creepy~~.

Emiko: Emiko thinks Rin-chan is being mean to Emiko. D’:

Rin: -____- woman.

Emiko: ah! gomen ne~ >__<;;

~Setsuna, Kaito, Len, Bleach People, Hetalia and etc. comes~

Emiko: Yay! :D Everyone is here!!

Setsuna: What’s going on?

Kaito: Is it an ice cream party!? :D

Nyu: Ice cream?! *runs down the stairs, and rejoins the group*

Emiko: Here’s some ice cream *gives Nyu and Kaito ice cream* must keep Nyu-san down here. Mustn’t let her run away >:D

Setsuna: What are we doing??

Katrina: Apparently we are having a field trip into the past, whatever the heck that means.

Luka: *shoves everyone into box* Muahahahaa >:D Everyone get in~~~!!

Rin: wah~ >_< Luka-chan is so sadist now.

Emiko: SWTF!! :O

Len: What does that mean? o.O

Emiko: sadist, what the fuck. xD

~Everyone is now into a time machine-y looking place. It really was much bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.~

Luka: Okay, so what time period should go to?

Rin: Renaissance!

Mio: Medieval ?

Nyu: Food!

Emiko: la la la la~~ *is spacing out*

Luka: Pick one place damn it!

Emiko: Oooh~ Pretty buttons :D :D !! *starts pressing them*

Emiko: hahaha~~ They make funny sounds. *pushes more random buttons*

Luka: Nooo~~!!!! :O

~The time machine starts. The technology system seemed to over heat, and everything went black. All of a sudden, everything starts spinning.~

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ~everyone screamed.

Ka PLUNK~!! ~the time machine had landed.

*they all get transported to the future*

A talking sign (you know, like the signs they have on highways for exit whatever, except that the signs in the future talk): Welcome to Evergreen.

Ritsu: Green? GREEN?! I don’t see any green here! It looks like a skyscraper city! With no green!

America: Hey, look! A restaurant!

*everyone goes into restaurant*

Robot: Welcome to Five Star. Have a seat.

*everyone goes over to whatever table they want to sit at*

Robot: Here is the menu *gives everyone a menu*

America: Hey! There are no hamburgers on here!

Yui: OH NO! THERE’S NO CAKE!

Robot: Restaurants on Earth only serve organic food. If you want junk food go to the other side of the moon. The aliens there have a dessert palace.

Yui: I wanna go!

Len: How do we get from here to the moon?

Nyu: Screw the moon! I want food! I’m ordering the whole menu!        

*a girl walks into the restaurant with her brother. The two of them are unusually pretty*

Girl: This place is strange..... Oh! It’s you guys! And the lame-o. *goes over to Prussia and wacks him on the head*

Prussia: I don’t even know you!

Girl: You don’t? Ah! Now I get it! You guys are from the past! So you don’t know me yet.....

Prussia: And why are you calling me lame?! I’m-

Girl: Shadup. Nobody cares. You’re not awesome.

Emiko: Could you at least tell us your names?

Girl: Oh, sorry about that. I’m Liz. And the other guy with me is my brother, Vincent. We’re transfer students from Venus.

Emiko: Venus? Aliens live on Venus? And aliens look like really pretty humans? COOL!

Nyu: Why is your brother not talking? Is he dumb? (Katrina’s note: Nyu is in human form right now)

Vincent: No. I just choose not to talk. I would rather observe you people.

Hungary: Well then....... In your face Prussia! You aren’t awesome!

Prussia: You people are stupid.

Hungary: You are stupid.

Nyu: How are you so sure of  that? This place looks abandoned.

Yaya: Maybe the people are living in outer space!

Rima: That’s not possible.

Rin: We are in the future, so I guess it can be possible.

Ritsu: Then let’s go find people!

Emiko: Good! Let’s get down to business!

A Weird, but Normal Day Becomes the Craziest Day Ever

*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.
Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*

*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.

*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!


To be continued! Maybe...

Emiko's Panic Room

Apparently, someone was chasing after the Scandinavian countries (Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, and Finland. For some strange reason, there was a random fork in the road. And for another strange reason, while Sweden, Finland and Iceland took the road on the left, Denmark grabbed Norway and took the road on the right. And unfortunately for the two of them, the someone decided to go after Norway and Denmark. Denmark dragged Norway to a mansion, which happened to be Emiko’s mansion, although of course, he didn’t know that. They ran through the door so fast, that to Satoya and Hana, they looked like a blur.
(by the way, Satoya and Hana are siblings.)

*WARNING ..er- some pervy content ahead? xD;;

Satoya: Hana?
Hana: Onee-chan.
Satoya: Right, er... onee-chan?
Hana: What?
Satoya: What the hell was that?
Hana: Why are you asking me?
*at the end of the hallway*
Denmark: Hey! A panic button! *presses panic button, and a door opens*  
Norway: What the-
Denmark: *drags Norway into the room and the door closes on them* I’m hungry.
Norway: You drag me into some random person’s house, and now you’re complaining that you’re hungry?
Denmark: *opens closet* Uh... whatthefuck....... WHO FILLS THEIR PANIC ROOM CLOSETS WITH DILDOS?!
Norway: *thinking* I thought Denmark was weird for filling his panic room closet with beer, but this is worse..... (Katrina's note: The idea for the panic room and  beer came from this fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6327356/1/The_Nordic_Switch. The dildos came from a weird quiz Emiko made up and sent to everyone)
*the panic room door opens revealing who was chasing after them*
Nyu: You chose to hide here, out of all places?
Denmark: Stay back! *takes out an axe out of nowhere*
*Just then, Rin comes strolling in*
Rin: HOLY SHIT. Nyu, what the hell are you doing? And why are there these... guys with dangerous axes?!
*Nyu, Denmark, and Norway all look at Rin*
Nyu: Err... I don’t know. I was chasing these guys and they ran in here.
Rin: So wouldn’t it be your fault that they came here?
Norway: No. It was Denmark’s fault. He dragged me here.
Denmark: Yup- Hey! Why are you always blaming me?
Rin: Now now, you guys! I have no idea who  you are, but if you know Nyu, and happened to run into Emiko’s mansion, I’m guessing you aren’t some violent trolls who want to burn down the house or anything ^ ^;
Denmark: We don’t know Nyu. Nyu chased us here, saying something about killing us and taking over our bodies. And what the hell do you mean by violent trolls?! We’re former vikings, not violent trolls!
Rin: Vikings, ey? Interesting... and hey! What your language, mister! This isn’t your house, so you have no right to start yelling at us, after YOU barged in >:/ *hands on hips*
*All of a sudden Len comes in, searching for Rin*
Len: Rin? Rinnn~ Where are you? You need to finish your lessons- *sees Nyu, Norway, and Denmark* W-who are these people? *whips out a gun*?
Denmark: The heck? A fourteen year old with a gun? Is that even legal?
Len: I-I don’t really know.. but for all you know, I could be over 14, couldn’t I? ;D
Rin: What the hell are you talking about, Len? You look 14 OR UNDER. --;
Denmark: For all you know, I could be over 1000!
Norway: Shut up.
Len: So.. Rin, are these people trustworthy?
Rin: I-I don’t really know ^ ^;
Norway: Isn’t this the place that we came to when Canada went missing?
Denmark: Aha! I remember this! That’s why Nyu looks so familiar!
Rin: Oh! Its you people? I remember! The guy with the white polar bear, and his friends, right? :D Its ok Len! They’re not bad people... I’m pretty sure ^ ^
Len: Umm.. you sure? *lowers gun* Ok, then... but if you try anything weird... I’m taking my gun back out. *puts it away*
Denmark: I do have one question, though. Why are the closets in this panic room filled with dildos?
*Rin and Len look at each other with “WTF” kind of faces*
Rin: I-I don’t know! ;A; Emiko is... a pervert? ;D xD
Len: Well, why don’t you go meet Emiko now? I’m sure she would want to see... who ran into her mansion. --;
Ritsu: *randomly walks in* I OBJECT! If Emiko sees anyone, she’ll force them to live in her mansion! Although........... it would be nice to have vikings here............ that would surely horrify Mio........
Rin: LOL xDD Mio’s scared of vikings?
Ritsu: No. She’s afraid of ghosts, monsters, weapons, barnacles-
Mio: *walks in and smacks Ritsu*
Rin: O_O Oh dear... shall we call Hana for some medical assistance?
Ritsu: I’m fine! This happens all of the time! Mio! You’re such a meanie!
Mio: …
Len: Alright guys! Shall we escort these... people, to Emiko? *still slightly suspicious*
Ritsu: Sure, why not?
Denmark: Okay. *drags Norway to the kitchen, wherever that is*
Mio: …...............
*in the kitchen*
Emiko: *eating strawberries*
Yui: *also eating strawberries*
Denmark: This place is big!
Yui: Oh hi! Are you here for some strawberries?
Denmark: Sure. Any type of food is fine!
Norway: What is wrong with you, anko? You go into other people’s houses without their permission and take their food?!
Yui: I don’t mind. Emiko shouldn’t mind either. Right Emiko?
Emiko: Yeah, sure! I don’t mind. My mansion is full of food! And space for everyone! Who is worth enough to be with the epic Emiko Seiei! >:DD (Nyu's note:
Norway: …........
Rin: … I think she’s drunk ^ ^; She has these times... when she drinks sake and... yeahh~
Denmark: So, is there any beer?
Norway: We didn’t come here to get you drunk.
Denmark: But I want beer!
Norway: Shut up.
Emiko: I AM NOT DRUNK! D:< (Nyu's note:
Rin: ...Oh really, Emiko? Sou desu ka~? O_o (Rin's note: xDDD My favorite line~ <3)
Denmark: Well, she sure is acting like she’s drunk.
Rin: My point exactly. How do we make a decision of giving these people food, or not, if Emiko isn’t in her right mind?
Yui: Just give them food. Food is good. Especially cakes and tea and strawberries and ice cream and everything.
Nyu: *Floats around dumping food from Emiko’s fridge.*
Yui: It’s raining food!
*Hana comes walking in*
Hana: Oh no! You can’t make a mess in here! >:(
Nyu: *waves fridge* PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
Denmark: *finds a bottle of beer* Yes!
Norway: I’m leaving. *walks out of the kitchen*
*random police officer walks in*
Officer: None of you are going anywhere! Do you realize how much noise pollution you’re causing?!
Norway: I have nothing to do with this..........
Officer: Well....... uh.......... YOU’RE STILL NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Nyu:*>_>* Trespasser!!! *Beats the Police guy up*  MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHA DIEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~
Rin: Wait.. isn’t one of your other friends... the United Kingdom... err.. Britain... England! He’s a police officer isn’t he? DON’T BEAT UP ENGLAND, NYU~ ;A;
Denmark: ja, kinda. I haven’t talked to him in a while- wait. That dude is NOT England. England is too busy fighting with France to walk into random people’s houses.
Rin: Really? Oh, ok good! I don’t want Nyu to beat up your friends... err.. Emiko’s friends too? *confused by her own words*
Nyu: Too bad for the guy >_>. He trespassed first. Party crasher.
Norway: What’s that? *looks up at a lens thingy*
Rin: It’s a security camera.
Norway: She has one too..... great.
Rin: ?
Norway: Denmark isn’t the only one with cameras all around his house......
Denmark: Emiko doesn't have cameras in the bathrooms, right? Cuz that’s just creepy.
Nyu:Yers. She does. Cus thats how pervs roll. Cams in bathrooms. In fact. Theres no where in the house with no cam...>_> *In a scary voice* You are being watched. Everywhere.
Denmark: Then I don’t want to stay here.......
Emiko: Sorry. You’re trapped. And where do you think you’re going? *looks at Norway*
Norway: …..................
Nyu: Pay me and I’ll get you outta here. *Evil grin* X3
Rin: Emiko especially likes to put security cameras in people’s BEDROOMS. >///<
Nyu:...for pervy reasons.... That’s why I don’t live here.
Yui: The best way to get by is to go to your own house to change your clothes or use the bathroom. And make sure you aren’t having an affair with your roomate.
Rin: And do WHATEVER ELSE you want ;DDD
Nyu: FREEDOM FOR THE WIN!
Rin: LOL WAIT! Have an affair with your roomate...?
Ritsu: Yui. I didn’t expect you to say something that strange.
Mio: I didn’t hear that.
Nyu:>_>...Darn right. I didn’t hear anything.
Yui: What? You people say pervy things all the time.
Ritsu: DAMN YOU EMIKO! YUI HAS LOST HER INNOCENCE!
Nyu: That ain’t pervy. That’s just plain gross...
Ritsu: Why are we just standing here? *takes all of the Oreos and milk from the kitchen and goes upstairs*
Yui: Come on, Mio! *drags Mio upstairs*
Nyu: *Grins* LOLLOLLOL I’MA GO BUY SOME GAMES. C YA SUCKERS. *disappears* (Nyu's note: Poor people. They all trapped.)
Denmark: Aw, man! We’re out of beer!
Norway: That’s because you drank it all, idiot.
Denmark: I see......... *is totally oblivious to the fact that Norway called him an idiot*
Rin: You people are weird.
Denmark: *ignores Rin’s comment* Okay then. Since there’s no more beer, I’m leaving.
Norway: Now you plan on leaving? Emiko has locked everything up.
Emiko: Yes. I don’t want anyone to wander out into the open and get lost.
Denmark: This isn’t part of your evil plan to kill everyone, is it?
Norway: …...........
Emiko: Why would I do that? And by the way, I know what you guys are thinking. Denmark, you’re planning on jumping out the window? The windows are LOCKED. And Norway, *locks the back door* The back door is locked too.
Rin: Emiko! It isn’t nice to lock people inside!
Emiko: But it’s fun!~
Denmark: Not for the people who are being locked up!
Norway: You have a point.... but you’re still annoying.
Denmark: I see.....
Emiko: If there was such thing as verbal S&M, you’d be the masochist. From what I’ve noticed, you’ve been oblivious every time your friend insulted you.
Norway: Since when was I friends with him?
Denmark: Since over 1000 years ago. Hey, how the heck am I  a  masochist in verbal S&M?! There is no such thing-
Emiko: I made up verbal S&M. So there is such thing. Thus you like being insulted. *thinking* That made no sense.............
Yui: What’s an S&M?
Emiko: Sadist and Masochist.
Yui: OH.......... whatever *eats more strawberries* Wait, what’s a sadist? And what’s a masochist? So which one am I?
Emiko: Um........... neither. Although you are an uke. A clueless uke.
Yui: What’s an uke?
Emiko: You’ve never heard of seme and uke?
Yui: Nope.
Emiko: Well, to simply explain it-
Rin: She doesn’t need to know.
Emiko: *ignores the comment* You’d be an uke too! And Nyu would be a seme. And these two people that I barely know.......... hmm........... I think- *is interrupted by Norway trying to strangle Denmark over some argument that nobody else heard* AHA! NORWAY WOULD DEFINITELY BE A SEME!
Denmark: No, not really. He’s pretty shy around strangers-
Norway: Do you want to die?
Denmark: No thank you.
Yui: Why would anyone ask anyone if they wanted to die?
Emiko: Because that’s what sadists do.

THE END for now........ no, Norway is not a sadist......

World Domination with Flying Penguins

Summary: What's better than talking penguins? Flying penguins! Ritsu Tainaka's goal: World domination- Hey! I thought that was Tadase's job!


Disclaimers: I do not own Shugo Chara, K-ON, Hetalia, McDonalds, Antarctica, or any penguins. I do own the CDEFGAB queen- wait, I don't own her, she's Mugi. But I do own the King of Awesome- wait, I don’t own him, he’s Prussia. I did make up Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda, though.


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“Hey! Watch where you're going!” 


“Did that penguin just talk?!” Azusa was bewildered. She knew that penguins didn't talk. But ever since Ritsu conquered Antarctica, nothing was normal. 


“Yes, I did,” the penguin replied. “My name is Joey-bill.”


“Joey-bill? Isn't that the name of Emiko's nurse?” Azusa thought.
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“Why did Tadase send us to do this?” Utau was annoyed. Tadase had sent her and Kukai to take Antarctica from Ritsu. Utau and Ritsu had been friends for years. She didn't want to do this, even though she still needed revenge on Ritsu.


“His dream of  world domination took the best of him.” Kukai said.


“Who dares to enter my-” Ritsu started, but then she realized that stopping everyone who came in like that was boring. “Oh, it's just you two.”


“It seems that you have a rival in your quest for world domination.” Utau said. 


“I knew that.” But on the inside, Ritsu cursed herself for not seeing it coming. “Tadase is just a kid. He'll be easy to take down.”


Just then, Yui walked in with Mugi, Mio, Azusa and Joey-bill. They just got back from having Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda at McDonalds.


“It's time to crown Mugi as the CDEFGAB Queen!” Yui announced.


“What?” Ritsu didn't get it.


“The CDEFGAB Queen is a more creative way of saying the Keyboard Hero!” Yui said. “And I'm the Castanet Hero!”


“Then who's the Guitar Hero?” Ritsu asked. “I thought you loved playing guitar.”


“Azu-nyan is the Guitar Hero!” Yui exclaimed. “She's had much more practice than I have, so I thought she deserves the spot!”


“Oh look! A penguin!” Ritsu exclaimed. “Let's make it fly!”


“Penguins don't fly!” Mio yelled.


“Well, now they do.” Joey-bill said, and started flying around the room.


“. . .” Mio didn't believe it. “Invisible ropes?”


“Nope.” Joey-bill said. 


“Let's get more penguins and see which one can fly the fastest!” Ritsu shouted. 


Just then, America popped out of nowhere. 


“Flying penguins?! Holy hell! I wanna see!”


“Shut up, you bloody git!” England yelled.


“Who are you and why are you here?” Ritsu asked.


“Uh... we... or at least I... was sent by King of Awesome to tell you that he already claimed Antarctica.” Canada said.
But of course, nobody noticed Canada.


“Well, sorry!” another voice said, “But the vikings have already claimed this place!”


“Oi! Denmark!” America yelled, “Watcha doin’ here?! I already claimed this place!”


“No you didn’t!” Denmark yelled back.


“Excuse me!” the King of Awesome, AKA Prussia yelled. “I already claimed this place way before you did!”


“SHADDUP!” Ritsu yelled. “I TOOK OVER ANTARCTICA, YOU DIDN’T! NOW GET LOST!”


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“Ritsu!” someone yelled. “Ritsu! Get up!” 


“I am up!” Ritsu yelled. She sat up and saw that she wasn't in Antarctica, she was in her bedroom. “So it was all a dream?!” Ritsu thought out loud.


“What was a dream?” Satoshi asked.


“Didn't I conquer Antarctica!” Ritsu yelled, and fell back asleep to dream more about her reign of the South Pole.