Pillow Fight!

- people are having a nice random conversation in a room-

Ritsu: Well, he’s a pedophile. Thus he acts weird.
Utau: *sarcasm* Ha ha, that explains everything, lets party.
Mio: But don’t you think that prank went a little too far. (emiko's note: from the previous story)
Ritsu: *eating strawberries* A little?! That was  just-
Utau: Ritsu. If you keep switching sides like that, you aren’t going to help.
Ritsu: Fine. I ‘ll change the subject. Kukai is jealous of Satoya.
Utau: What?
Ritsu: It’s true! You’ve been hanging out with Satoya ever since you came up with the idea for that prank.
Utau: What do you want me to do about it?
Yui: *also eating strawberries* Go straight up to Kukai and ask him what’s the matter. That’ll fix everything. Doing stuff in riddles is just too confusing.
Azusa: Well, I know you wanted to forget about it, but shouldn’t you go apologize to Amu?
Utau: Is that even possible? I can, but it’s gonna be even harder for Ikuto to-
Ritsu: But he’s your brother! My brother and I get into fights all the time! We don’t stay mad at eachther forever!
Utau: This is different than your situation. Way different.
Tsumugi: Isn’t there a way to solve both problems?
Emiko: *is in the kitchen getting something from the fridge* Hey! Where the hell is all my strawberries!?! >:\

-upstairs with Ritsu, Utau, and etc.-

Ritsu: Did you hear that? O__o
Yui: That was Emiko ‘~’
Utau: *laughs* oh you’re in for it now!

-back to Emiko-

Emiko: *runs up the stairs and into their room* Grrr. >:/ You. Ate. My. STRAWBERRIES!! (emiko's note: btw i love strawberries xD)
Azusa: Every girl for themselves!!
*they all make a run for it, but Emiko closes the door. One of them tried escaping through a window, but they were on the 5th floor. xD*

Emiko: *starts to hit them continuously with pillows*
Yaya: PILLOW FIGHT!!
Utau: Oh bring it on! *starts whacking Yui with her pillow*
Emiko: *hits Ritsu roughly with her leek shaped pillow*
Ritsu: *her hair gets messed up tremendously*
Emiko: Ha! That’s for eating my strawberries! :P

-so a million flying feathers later-

Setsuna: *knocks on the door*

-they all stop and stare-

Setsuna: Emiko. Here. *shows a nice fresh plate of strawberries with whip cream on a plate*
Emiko: MINE!! *charges for plate, and disappears*
Utau: That woman never fails to surprise me every time. -.-
Yaya: no more pillow fight? D:
Ritsu: that woman can be scary!
Mio: remind to always bring my own strawberries.
Yui: Thanks Setsuna-san. My hair would have been her next victim.
Setsuna: No problem *and he also disappears into the dark hallway*
Ritsu: is it just me or can those two be kind of creepy sometimes.
Yui: it’s not just you...

~ so that's the end for this story ^ ^

and yes Emiko does creep people out a little.

How do you feel? Does Emiko creep you out or is she just plain weird? :)

Prank Gone Wrong

Note: thoughts are italicized

btw Satoya is a friend of Utau's.

Amu: *receives a weird text that said: You are being watched..   *
Amu: Must be a prank. *receives another one that says: You will pay.   * This doesn’t make sense! Who could it be? Oh well, I’ll just ignore it for now.
-behind the bushes-
Satoya: That didn’t work.
Utau: Then lets go with plan B.
-around 10PM-
Amu: Why would someone tell me to meet them at the bus stop at this time of night?
Person: *walks up to Amu* What is a little girl like you doing out in the streets at this time of night?
Amu: Uh. . .
Emiko: Oi! Constipated dude! Over here!
Person: Wha- Why do I suddenly need the bathroom? *runs off*
Amu: What the heck?
Emiko: My leeky supremo attack makes its victim need the bathroom whenever I say the chosen word. (A/N: got this from somewhere in the middle of the roleplay) What are you doing here anyways?
Amu: I got this weird text from someone saying that I had to meet them at the bus stop..... I’m so stupid, I should’ve just ignored it.
Emiko: *evil smile* That man wasn’t the one who texted you.
-a lot of “WHAT?!”ing and a burst of tears later-
Amu: Why the hell did you do that?!
Utau: You can’t even take a joke?
Ikuto: It was a joke? She could’ve been kidnapped!
Utau: What kind of a brother are you? You always take Amu’s side! It’s like you don’t even care about me!
Ikuto: What do you mean? You’re my frickin’ sister! How could I not care about you! Hey, where’s Amu?
Satoya: She must have gone up to her room. So did Utau.
Ikuto: Don’t think that you won’t be punished.

Satoya feels a little threatened by Ikuto, but just goes back to his home anyways. However, he does turn on all the lights in his house....just in case :)

Ikuto doesn't do anything though. Scaring him was enough to satisfy him xD

The Meeting of Nyu's Other Friends

Okay, so here is the roleplay with a "Japanese" theme. :D you know the one I was talking about in the last last story or so...

Anyways, stop reading his intro and read the actually story xD

-It is a beautiful day, and the cast is in main street in Japan or was it Tokyo? Well they didn't know or care xD-

Yaya: LOOK! LOOK!
Utau: What?
Yaya: RANDOM PEOPLEZ!
Nyu: Hay...random ppl I know. So random-YO
Yoshimori or Yoshi: Hey Nyu! You’re still a cat? XD
Nyu: No shit. I AM a cat.
Tokine: Hi Nyu!
Nyu: Hey x3. Dang! You guys with a big group! (Behind them is Ed, Al, and Winry.) Hm. What's this? *Does the Chin Rubbing motion* a double date?
Ed and Winry And Yoshi and Tokine: NO! O////////A/////////O
Winry and Tokine: THEY ARE TO SHORT!
Ed and Yoshi: What?! Hey! To take that back! I am not short!!! *Starts yapping about height.*

(((Ed and Winry is 22. Al is 20. Yoshi is 20 and Tokine is 22.)))

Emiko: what’s this? Nyu has friends? > < and she has favoritism towards them?!?! *starts freaking out and complaining*
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* Emiko, calm down.
Emiko: sigh~ *puts on friendly face* Nyu you going to introduce us to them?
Nyu: Sure~ *Deadly smile* They are my army of the Un-Dead!
Tokine, Yoshi, Ed, Al, Winry: *Unimpressed...goes around introducing themselfs......*
Emiko: Hi! I’m Emiko Seiei ^ ^ it’s a pleasure to meet you people. I never thought Nyu would have such normal friends. *cough cuz she’s a weirdo cough*
Tokine: Really? Nyu is pretty normal to me! ((Nyu: Cus you guys are weirdos like me~ Yoshi: Don’t call Tokine weird!
Emiko: O.O *chokes on imaginary thing* In what universe!?! Nyu is ...ok xD i guess she’s pretty normal if you go by my definition of normal. I’m not so normal too if you think about it.. >.>
Nyu: You know, they are all weird. Two of them hunts ayakashis (demons), two are alchemists, and the other one is a wrench thrower. ((Winry: Hey! I do not! Ed: Yes you do! The last time you threw a wrench and a chair at me! ))
Emiko: but that’s cool, not neccessarily weird. A shapeshifting cat who eats people and controls the dead is cool too, but it’s still weird.
Nyu: *to Yoshi and Tokine* Soooooo, when you guys getting married?
Tokine and Yoshi: O_o what?! What you mean?!
Setsuna: ...Nyu?... Nyu?.... Nyu?.... NYU!?!
Nyu: Wtf do you want? Im talking!!
Setsuna: Well, we’re kind of blocking the sidewalk, and people are getting annoyed. How about we go to a restaurant?
Emiko: COSPLAY CAFE!!! ^O^
Nyu: No. I wanna block people. *Transforms into a Giant Mountain. Mt Fuji~*
Emiko: How about Mr. Bushidosumoshi’s place?
Yoshi: ...Nyu *sweatdrop* let’s go to the restaurant.
Tokine: *whacks Nyu with weird fan thing* don’t be rude
Nyu: You paying? XD
Emiko: Don’t I always?
Nyu: No the last time we went. That dude had to pay XD
Emiko: oh yea..I feel bad for Mr. Bushidosumoshi xD i always destroy his restaurant.
Nyu: But....Now that we have kekkaishis with us.... *Smile :D*
Emiko: *Sweatdrop* but now that I think about it, Mr. Bushidosumoshi might not want us there. And he’ll  probably kick us out before we’re even through the door.
Yoshi and Tokine: WE DON’T DO CONSTRUCTION WORKS!
Setsuna: Sorry *sweatdrop* they tend to use other people for their personal advantages (referring to Nyu and Emiko)
Ed: Correct! The last time Nyu stayed with us, the Military came with bills.... *Nyu Smiles :D*
Emiko: *looks at Ed* O,O ….  TALKING TINY TOY!!! ^ ^ *starts poking it, and observing it, and studying it* ^O^ cool!!
Ed: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! DID SOMEONE CALL ME A BEAN?!
Setsuna: no...
Nyu: Correction. A toy. Not a bean.
Ed: *Snaps* I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!GRAA-*Al-Karate chops Ed on the head. Winry- *Throws a wrench. 2 hit KO!*
Setsuna: Sigh. Emiko! Apologize for making such a commotion NOW!
Nyu: He’s down....
Emiko: I’m sorry :( *bows head politely*
Al: Don’t worry, he’s always like that. Don’t mind him. *Smiles*(Nyu: =_=Sigh. Gentleman Smile shit.Thats why I hate walking next to him...=_=)
Emiko: *pats Al on the head* such a nice boy  ^ ^
Nyu:....He’s like...20?
Emiko: and I’m 21 xD so ima call him a boy :P
Al: ^ ^;; thank you?
Nyu: Don’t consider it as a polite comment...=__=
Emiko: *pats Ed on the head* A little boy like you should be happy to have such a nice older brother ^ ^
Ed: *Chomps on Emiko’s hand* *Winry chokes Ed till he faints.*
Emiko: OW! How dare you bite me!! *slaps Ed* Ew. ew. ew. > < munchkin germs
Nyu: I shall call some random buffee...=__= *Takes out phone.and dials.*
Emiko: do you mean buffalo?
Tokine: No. Buffee. Not buffalos.
Emiko: buffet?
Yoshi: Tokine explain!
Tokine: *Glares at Yoshi* Since when do I take your orders? *Starts Yapping*
Emiko: I want sweets for lunch ^ ^ anyone want  some cake? *does not acknoledge their fighting*
Nyu: *Hangs up the dude on the phone* Um. Can we just go fishing? XD I like fishies.
Setsuna: no.
Emiko: Lets eat cake!!  ^ ^

So in the end they all decide to follow Emiko's idea, and went to a cosplay cafe that served cake ^ ^. Yum~

Nyu wanted to go eat at a buffet because it served unlimited amounts of food, but they weren't near any good buffets. Plus, the one she wanted to go to was 300 kilometers away. No body wanted to walk that far. xD

lmfao xD okay, so I said this was "Japanese" themed. And the only Japanese part in this roleplay is the fact that we were in Tokyo xD which is sad/fail.

None of us are experts on Japan, so I don't even think we can fully accomplish a "Japanese" themed story. What do you know about Japan?

Random Tidbit 001

This is similar to how Emiko looks when Nyu doesn't give her cake. (bunny version! :3) ^ ^

Emiko loves cake and candy and chocolate....basically anything sweet!

However, Nyu likes to eat all of Emiko's sweet, even though she knows about Emiko's love for sweets.

xD But then again, Emiko would probably eat Nyu's candy too if the chance were ever to present itself.

Anyways, hope you liked the image :) cute, huh?

By the way, I unfortunately don't own this. 

A person who goes by the name of Mikeinel on Devianart.com does. 

A Phone Call Late in the Night

-At Nyu’s place-  2:30 A.M.

*RING* *RING* *BRING* *BRING* 

((etc. etc...lets just say someone wanted to waste the phone bill....))

Nyu: Dear phone, F*CKING SHUT UP!
*Shiting phone keeps ringin’....again.*

Nyu: *Picks up the god damned fone*
Emiko: Nyu~~!  You wanna go shop-
Nyu: STOP CALLIN’ ME AND GO TO SLEEP! *cuts on Emiko and cuts the phone line with a pair of scissors ((Nyu's note: evil killer sciss~))* Good Night.

Lmfao xD this was a short story done by Nyu. Also, I have this odd feeling in me that she was trying to tell me that she doesn't like to be bothered all the time. xD lolz well I guess if someone woke me up from my peaceful slumber then I'd be pretty grouchy too. I bother Nyu-san a lot in real life too ^ ^. Nyu is very tomboy-ish, so she doesn't liked to be hugged and stuff. So I like to bug her and hug that woman all the time. :D ....but she usually punches/hits me in the gut >.> and then claws my arm. Lolz but I still love that woman ^ ^ besides it's not like she does it very hard or anything, just enough to hurt...

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this week's roleplay :)

~Just Be Friends~

Okay, so Luka-chan decided to draw more pictures of Ulquiorra and her. She wanted me to post these, so this is what I am doing. She drew the pictures in a "Just Be Friends" style. Just Be Friends is a vocaloid song sang originally by the real Luka Megurine I believe. Or maybe not. I don't know, and feel free to correct me. Well Luka-chan's pictures were Just Be Friends themed, I decided "Hey, why not give you the lyrics?" So that's what I did. I copy and pasted the romaji lyrics from:

http://nosuya.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/just-be-friends-megurine-luka-lyrics/ 

And I typed up the English lyrics from:

http://www.animelyrics.com/doujin/vocaloid/justbefriends.htm

I had to type the stupid thing because Animelyrics makes so that when you copy and paste it, the stupid thing will look funny. So I had to type the damn thing up. But good thing I'm fast at typing. ;)
Plus it's for you, my readers, I'll do anything for you guys ^ ^. Anyways, I edited the grammar a little bit in the English lyrics because it didn't make much sense in certain parts.
If you want to look at the pictures that Luka-chan drew, then scroll down to the bottom and skip the lyrics. But the lyrics are there for you're enjoyment or knowledge or w.e. you would need for. :)

Romaji Lyrics

Just be friends All we gotta do Just be friends
It’s time to say goodbye Just be friends
All we gotta do Just be friends
Just be friends
Just be friends…

Ukandan da Kinou no asa hayaku ni
Wareta GURASU Kaki atsumeru youna
Kore wa ittai nandarou Kitta yubi karashitataru shizuku
Bokura wa konna koto Shitakatta no kana

Wakatteta yo Kokoro no okusoko de wa
Motto mo tsurai Sentaku ga BESUTO
Sore wo kobamujiko ai to Kekkajika douchaku no kurikaeshi
Boku wa itsu ni nareba Ieru no kana

Yuruyaka ni kuchite yuku Kono sekai de
Agaku boku no yui itsu no katsuro Iro aseta kimi no
Hohoemi kizande Sen wo nuita

Koe wo karashite sakenda Hankyou zankyou
Munashiku hibiku Hazusareta kusari no
Sono saki wa nani hitotsu
Nokotteyashinai kedo Futari wo kasaneteta guuzen

Anten tansen Hakanaku chiji ni
Shosen konna mono sa Tsubuyaita
Kareta hoho ni tsutau Dare ka no namida

All we gotta do Just be friends
It’s time to say goodbye Just be friends
All we gotta do Just be friends
Just be friends Just be friends…

Kizuitanda Kinou no naidan yoru ni
Ochita kaben Hiroi ageta toshite
Mata saki modoru koto wa nai Sou te no hira no ue no chisai sana shi
Bokura no jikan wa Tomatta mama

Omoi dasu yo Hajimete atta kisetsu wo
Kimi no yasashiku Hohoemu kao wo
Ima wo kako ni oshiyatte Futari kizutsuku Kagiri kizutsuita
Bokura no kokoro wa Toge darake da

Omokuru shiku tsuzuku Kono kankei de
Kanashii hodo Kawaranai kokoro
Aishiteru no ni Hanare gatai no ni
Boku ga iwanakya

Kokoro ni doshaburi no ame ga Bouzen shouzen
Shikai mo kemuru Kakugo shiteta hazu no
Sono itami Soredemo tsurakareru kono karada
Futari wo tsunaideta kizuna Hokorobi hodoke

Nichijou ni kieteku Sayonara aishita hito
Kokomade da Mou furimukanaide
Aruki dasunda

Ichido dake, Ichido dake
Negai ga kanau no naraba Nando demo
Umare kawatte Ano hi no kimi ni
Ai ni iku yo

Koe wo karashite sakenda Hankyou zankyou
Munashiku hibiku Hazusareta kusuri no
Sono saki wa nani hitotsu
Nokotteyashinai kedo Futari wo tsunaideta kizuna

Hokorobi hodoke Nichijou ni kieteku
Sayonara aishita hito Kokomade da
Mou furimukanaide Aruki dasunda
Kore de oshimai sa

Just be friends All we gotta do Just be friends
It’s time to say goodbye Just be friends
All we gotta do Just be friends
Just be friends
Just be friends…

English Translation

Just be friends Just be friends...

Just be friends All we gotta do
Just be friends It's time to say goodbye
Just be friends All we gotta do
Just be friends Just be friends . . .

I remembered thinking early yesterday morning,
Why do I feel
As if I"m gathering pieces of broken glass? Blood drips from my cut fingers.
I wonder if we wanted to do these kinds of things.

I already knew deep inside my heart,
That the most painful choice would be the best.
My self-love refuses it and as a result, self-contradiction repeats.
I wonder when we can talk

In this slowly decaying world,
A path for my struggling self
I carve in your colorless smile.
I pulled off the plug.

I shouted until my voice went dry.
The echo reverberates in this empty air,
Although there was nothing left,
After the chains were removed.

Fate that allowed us to meet
The darkness interrupts countless and relentless times.
"So this is how it is . . ." I murmured
Somebody's tears flow down dried cheeks.

All we gotta do Just be friends
It's time to say goodbye Just be friends
All we gotta do Just be friends
Just be friends Just be friends. . .

I realized at yesterday's quiet night,
That even if I pick up the fallen flower leaves
It won't bloom back to its original form.
The small death on top of my hands
Our time is frozen still.

I remembered the season when we first met,
And you sweetly smiling face.
I push the present to the past and received the scars that we both got
Our hearts are full of thorns.
Even in this frustratingly continuing relationship,
I sadly can't change my heart.
I was loving you, I didn't want to be apart from you,
But I have to say it

The rain pours on my heart.
Dazed and terrified, even my vision is blurry.
I anticipated the hurt,
But my body can't move.

Fate that connected us
Becomes undone and disappears into everyday life.
Goodby my loved one . . . This is the end.
Now we go on, without looking back.

Once more, once more
If my wish can come true.
I want to be reborn many times.
I'll go and meet you from that day.

I shouted until my voice went dry.
The echo reverberates in this empty air,
Although there was nothing left,
After the chains were removed.

Fate that connected us
Becomes undone and disappears into everyday life.
Goodbye my loved one . . . This is the end.
Now we go on, without looking back.

This is the end.

(Just be friends All we gotta do
Just be friends It's time to say goodbye)

Just be friends All we gotta do
Just be friends (Just be friends) It's time to say goodbye
Just be friends (Just be friends) All we gotta do
Just be friends (Just be frien~ds) It's time to say goodbye
Just be friends (JUst be friends) All we gotta do
Just be friends (Just be friends) It's time to say goodbye
Just be friends.

Ulquiorra and Luka sitting on a nice shade of green couch, holding hands apparently.

Ulquiorra and Luka holding roses.
Lol Ulquiorra looks like he wanted to give Luka the flower, but she fell asleep xD

Ulquiorra and Luka sitting in chairs...
I like the background! :D It looks cool.

Ulquiorra and Luka with random rose petals flying everywhere.
Hm...It's either Ulquiorra is sad about their break up...
or a rose petal flew into his eye, and Luka didn't want to listen to him crying like a baby. xD lol jk

Okay, so there you have it.
Beautifully drawn pictures by Luka-chan,
and lyrics to the song it was based off of.
Below is a video from youtube of the song.
It's a really nice song ^ ^
I urge you to click the play button. :)

Post Update 002

There has been a change in our characters that I need to notify you about.
Rin -the cute adorable blond- has decided on a partner change. Which means she has a new boyfriend ^ ^.
Okay, now I shall tell you the details.

Story Mode
It was a warm sunny day when it happened. No one would have suspected something sad would happen.
Rin was sitting on the couch by herself waiting for Ichijo to come. It was a very special day for the two; their anniversary. Suddenly Rin's phone started ringing.
She picked up the phone and said "Hello? Ichijo?"
"I'm sorry, Rin, but I can't make it." says Ichijo.
"What do you mean you 'can't make it'?!? It's our anniversary, Ichijo!" Rin says angrily
"I-it is?" He asks confused, totally forgetting about their special day.
"Ugh! Yes, it is." Rin is starting to get pissed off.
"I'm sorry, Kaname-sama needs me right now." Ichijo explains.
"Kaname-sama this. Kaname-sama that. Kaname! Kaname! Kaname! That's all you ever care about." Rin is shouting now.
"Rin." Ichijo says with a hint of annoyance. He feels Rin doesn't understand his loyalty to Kaname.
"No Ichijo, it's not just Kaname. You just don't spend enough time with me." Rin says, her voice lowering to a sad whisper.
". . ." Ichijo doesn't know what to say because he knows it's true, "I ....I think we should break up."
"I sadly agree." Rin says and she hangs up. A single tear escapes Rin's eye, and slowly rolls down her cheek.
Len then comes into the room "Rin, what's the matter?"
Rin then just suddenly jumps into Len's arms and starts to cry.
Len just pats her head comfortingly, "It's okay. Don't cry." He whispers comforting words into her ear.
Rin felt happier already.
End of Story 


So basically I'm trying to say Rin and Ichijo broke up. Now, Rin is dating Len. Yes, I know they're siblings. But it's...okay? Anyways, Len is more supportive and caring towards Rin, and Rin likes that. So now Len and Rin are a couple.

In actual vocaloid stuff, Rin and Len are sort of a couple. Go check out their songs out on youtube to know a little more about them.

A Missing Piece to this Story

Okay, so I was looking at the poll thingy I put in the sidebar of this blog, and as you can see I wrote the name Joey-bill in the "Other" character option. I thought I had mentioned him in the roleplay already. However, Nyu had told me that I had not posted about that yet. So here is the missing piece to the stories we have been writing. In this roleplay, Nyu isn't really so buddy buddy with us yet, and Emiko is trying desperately (not really) to gain Nyu's friendship. Read on and find out how Emiko greatly tames Nyu into a civilized person. ^ ^

Amu: I’m tired and so is Yaya, we’re going to our room.
Yaya: can i sleep with you Amu?
Amu: sure.
Emiko: Nope. You can’t do that.
Amu: why not?
Emiko: because i said so.
Amu: I don’t want to sleep in the same room with him!
Emiko: Rules are rules. And btw you two have to share a bed because Setsuna’s friends want to stay over.
Luka: Is Ulquiorra going to stay as well? ^ ^
Emiko: Yeah.
Luka: Ok, I’m staying here too then .
Emiko: -___- u got your own damn mansion just across the street from me.
Luka: so?
Emiko: fine. you two have to share a room though.
Luka: O_O idk if i’m ready.
Emiko: What do you mean you’re not ready?
Luka: I only know is name and that he’s cute.
Emiko: You guys have seperate beds. it’s not like you two are going to do anything weird like doing “it”. So don’t worry.
I already have like a whole bunch of people staying in my house, so there’s no room.
Amu: Um... can i switch with someone?
Emiko: no.

-later on-

Utau: This is great. Just great. Is she trying to kill me?!
Yaya: Why does Emiko think three people can fit on one bed?
Utau: Because she's insane! She drank three bottles of sake in 5 minutes!
Kukai: …
Utau: One thing is for sure. You're gonna sleep on the floor, got it?
Kukai: Why me?!
Utau: Stupid kid…

Emiko: NYU!! NYU!! where are you NYU!! *is searching for nyu*

-with nyu-

Nyu: *is walking around Emiko’s mansion* damn. why is this place like a giant fancy maze >:O i can’t find my way out!

-with luka-

Luka: *sneak sneak sneak* where is ulquiorra?
Setsuna: Luka-chan? Why are you sneaking around the place?
Luka: *turns around to see Setsuna behind her with nnoitra, ulquiorra, and gin* ^ ^;; um... i was just practicing.
Setsuna: practicing what?
Luka: my toe skills :)
Nnoitra: what the fuck? . . .
Luka: you see your toes are need for many hard tasks like. . . toe wrestling, toe tipping, toe flipping, toe... *continues listing random things but somehow forgets to mention the most important... walking! xD*
Gin: uh...*sweatdrop* that’s nice. i encourage you to keep practicing.
Nnoitra: that’s fucking retarded.
Ulquiorra: toes. . . interesting. they can be used in so many ways. (a/n: he... he really believed her -.-;;)
Grimmjow: what about walking. . .
Luka: And walking! ^ ^;;
Setsuna: um... yea, we were gonna go use the pool. You wanna come luka-chan?
Luka: YWEA!!
Nnoitra: TT^TT
Luka: why is he crying? i wouldn’t think a person like him could cry...
Gin: you talking with a lisp like thing.
Grimmjow: this sorry ass got dumped by a kid.
Ulquiorra: who had a lisp.
Luka: I’m so sorry ^ ^;; did i hear kid? . . .pedophile?
Nnoitra: fuck it! let’s just go swimming.

-they all go get changed into swim wear-

-back to emiko-

Emiko: NYU!
Amu: Emiko, i need to talk to you.
Emiko: not right now. Nyu is missing.
Amu: you mean that creep john?
Emiko: no silly ^ ^ that was just nyu transformed into a human to escape from us.
Amu: O_O um... ok. i think she’s finally lost it.
Emiko: anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Amu: i can’t sleep with Ikuto!
Emiko: fine, i got a solution. *goes to Ikuto who was in his room* Hi Ikuto ^ ^
Ikuto: hi. . .
Emiko: Hi ya! *knocks ikuto out and shoves him on the floor* There problem solved. He should be out for a while. *continues to look for nyu*
Nyu: Shit i can hear that scary woman. *tries to run*
Emiko: NYU! i found you. *catches her*
Nyu: let go of me you retard -_-
Emiko: Nyu, let’s be friends.
Nyu: -.- no fuckin way.
Emiko: why not?
Nyu: because i plan on making you obey my every comand.
Emiko: O_O wow that sounds pretty evil.
Nyu: im not a nice kitty.
Emiko: well it’s bed time. let’s go. ^ ^
Nyu: -_- aren’t you afraid woman?! dont you want to know how i’m going to do that?!
Emiko: no. not really ^ ^.
Nyu: *can smell emiko’s breath* ew you’re drunk. no wonder.
Emiko: hic you jus hic noticed? hic

-goes to Emiko’s room-

Emiko: la la la~ ^ ^
Nyu: *struggles*
Emiko: *gets into pjs and goes to sleep* nighty night nyu ^ ^
Nyu: *stares at her with a pissed off expression*how can this woman just go to sleep so fast. what ever. i shall eat her and control her every will. *opens mouth. you can see fangs*
Emiko: *yawns and moves around. some how smothering nyu.*
Nyu: get off >:O
Emiko: *yawns and moves over on her side*
Nyu: thank god! i can breathe again! Damn this woman is so troublesome.
Emiko: no~ ah~ setsuna~ <3~ *sleep talking*
Nyu: O_O what the hell does this woman dream about?!?! *gets ready to eat emiko* (a/n: remember nyu is a man eating cat)
Emiko: *yawn and wakes up because she remembered she forgot to brush her teeth*
Nyu: *stops suddenly with mouth about to pierce into Emiko’s arm* OoO
Emiko: O_O Nyu?
Nyu: *quickly bites emiko*
Emiko: OW! that hurts. *pulls out a leek from no where and whacks nyu* Nyu! what’s your problem? If you’re hungry then say so!
Nyu: I’m craving for flesh!
Emiko: O_O woah i wasn’t expecting that.

-fighting breaks out-

-back to luka and the guys-

*splash splash*
Luka: ^o^ hey! *splashes nnoitra*
Nnoitra: you shouldnt have done that, stupid wench. cero *blasts at water, which backfires on him and ends up drenching him*
Luka: hahaha xD fail.
Ulquiorra: :) *smiles faintly*
Luka: i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen your smile. ^ ^
Ulquiorra: -/////- i dont know what you’re talking about.
Luka: sure.
Setsuna: *yawn* I should be getting to sleep. Emiko probably feels cold.
Gin: Ooh~ Setsuna. Such a perverted thing to say. *pervy smile*
Setsuna: O//////O *didn’t realize the meaning to what he had just said* I.. i meant that...
Gin: yea, what ever. just go to your woman already.
Setsuna: ok xD *gets out and changes and stuff*
Luka: O//////O oh no! im by myself with 4 sexy dudes. ♥o♥ oh my god this is paradise~

-with emiko-

Emiko: NYU! Stop it!
Nyu: i said i shall make u obey me.
Emiko: leeky supreme-o attack! *knocks out nyu*
-both nyu and emiko are severely injured-
Emiko: wow. hadn’t fought such a strong opponent since the last time me and luka spared. phew
Setsuna: EMIKO! OoO
Emiko: setsuna?!
Setsuna: are you ok!?
Emiko: i’m fine ^ ^
Setsuna: but you’re all cut up :O

-back with amu and ikuto- (a/n: if you haven’t noticed i support amuxikuto xD)

Amu: O///O *stares at ikuto’s sleeping face* he’s so cute.
Ikuto: amu~ *sleep talks*
Amu: yes (a/n: for some reason she’s replying to him xD)
Ikuto: i think~
Amu: yes?
Ikuto: you’re hot~
Amu: -.- seriously?
Ikuto: zZzzZzz
Amu: sigh~ and i still think this baka is cute.
Yaya: Yaya will get Yaya’s sleeping bag. *goes into a bag that pops out of nowhere and takes out a sleeping bag* See? Yaya’s prepared!!!
Utau: Well, that’s good for you. But what am I supposed to do?
Kukai: Well.... we could-
Utau: No.
Yaya: She didn’t  even let him finish! That’s harsh!
Utau: I am going to get Emiko for this. *leaves*

-while Setsuna and Emiko are talking, Nyu gets back up and walks out of the room, roaming through a hallway to escape, or maybe end up finding someone else to attack [A/N: don’t blame me if it’s out of character, I can’t think of anything]-

Nyu: I should really get out of here before that crazy woman finds me. Or anyone else for that matter-
Utau: Oh. It’s that cat...
Nyu: I am not just a cat.
Utau: Talking cat? Interesting... Then what are you?
Nyu: You know what? This is wasting my time! *charges at Utau*
Utau: *dodges* What is this thing trying to do?
-I’m not gonna describe the fight cuz I’m not good at writing about violence-
Yaya: What’s going on?!
Kukai: Utau!
Utau: *badly injured* Get out of here.
Yaya: Why?
Utau: Just get out.
Kukai: I am not gonna leave you-
Utau: Unless you want to get hurt, GET OUT!
Yaya: Well Yaya refuses!
Nyu: Well then, now I have three victims.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [Katrina-chan's note: dunno why I did that, I just got that from Umi]

Utau: RUN NOW!!! I’ll hold this thing off while you escape.
Kukai: No way am i gonna leave my girl alone with this monster.
Yaya: KYA!!~ He called her his girl ^o^
Kukai: Yaya it is not the time for that.
Yaya: sorry.
Nyu: Are you just going to stand there all day or fight me? I do not like to fight an unprepared victim. It goes against my principles.
Utau: Enough of your sympathy. I am not your victim.

-they start fighing-

Setsuna: Emiko are you all right?
Emiko: Yea i’m fine Setsuna. Please stop smothering me xD *looks around* where’s Nyu?
Setsuna: Nyu?
Emiko: the cat i had early.
Setsuna: oh i saw it walk out the door.
Emiko: O_O!!! Setsuna! That was the thing that caused my injuries. It’s an evil cat.
Setsuna: uh oh. sorry.
Emiko: sigh~ it’s ok ^ ^ just help me find Nyu before something bad happens.
-CRASH-
Setsuna: looks like we better hurry.

-Emiko and Setsuna arrive at the scene of Nyu fighting the three shugo chara people-

Emiko: NYU STOP!!
Nyu: Hisss!! *keeps fighting.
Emiko: oh kitty~ kitty kitty~ kiiiittty~~
Nyu: wtf O_O!! Ah! Ugh! My stomach! > < *rushes to a nearby bathrrom*
Emiko: Ha! You know my leek attacks? Well my leeky supreme-o attack, has a special feature. It makes the victim need to use the bathroom when ever i say the chosen word.
Nyu: damn it!
Yaya: Emi-tan *weary smile*
Emiko: Oh no! Yaya! Kukai! Utau!
Setsuna: I’ll take them to the nurse. Go take care of Nyu.
(a/n: well Emiko always has lots of people in her house, and so she has her own doctor room in her house just in case. Emiko is also very clumsy and hurts herself a lot.)
Emiko: ok.
- Setsuna brings them to the infirmary-

Emiko: Nyu, can we be friends.
Nyu: =_= . .. . SURE!! ^ ^ *sparkle sparkly*
Emiko: REALLY?! :D
Nyu: yeah. Fighting is pointless.
Emiko: Yay! So are you going to live in my house!? :)
Nyu: no -__-
Emiko: Aww! why not?! :(
Nyu: because you’re an idiot.
Emiko: >3< so mean
Nyu: xD bye. i’ll come over tomorrow.
Emiko: yay! ^ ^
(a/n: xD yea weird conversion into being friends. but i wasn’t sure how i should have done it. so i just left it like that xD. if you want to add more emotional details go ahead ^ ^ do whatever please you.)

-back to luka-

Luka: it’s starting to get late. We should go inside.
Ulquiorra: yes i agree.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^ he’s so cuute <3~
Nnoitra: yeah the fucking stars are giving my eyes a fuckin’ head ache.
Luka: That makes no sense xD but he’s still cute.
Gin: ^ ^ *just smiles his creepy smile*

-they all go inside-

Gin: Well i have to go. Aizen-sama will be mad if we don’t go back soon.
Ulquiorra: :( . . . . *very faint frown. you could barely see it*
Gin: *evil mischievous smile* But you stay Ulquiorra.
Nnoitra: Why does that faggot get to stay and i have to go back to the shitty fuck hole?
Gin: -.- because i say so.
Nnoitra: douche bag.
Gin: =___= just come Nnoitra.
Nnoitra: fine. I’ll come but don’t expect me to fucking like this idea.
Gin: sigh~ Bye Luka-chan ^ ^
Luka: bye~
Ulquiorra: i wonder why he let me stay...
Luka: I dunno, but I rather like the idea ;)
Ulquiorra: . . . .

-with Emiko-

Emiko: tra la la la~~ ^ ^ *walking down a hall way* I’m glad me and Nyu are friends now. I rather like that cat.

-Emiko is alone-

Luka: my room is here~ ^ ^
Ulquiorra: it’s rather acquainting.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^
Emiko: *hides behind a wall and ease drops* O_O omg what’s going on?
Luka: come in ;)
Ulquiorra: wow it’s much better than that dark and confined space i was once in.
Luka: *giggles cutely and closes door behind her*
Emiko: I must go tell Setsuna. (a/n: apparently xD i tell setsuna everything)

-with Setsuna-

Nurse (Joey-bill): They will live. They were all flesh wounds.
Setsuna: That’s great. Thank you Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: no problem. finally a patient who isn’t Emiko-sama.
Setsuna: *sweat drop* yea sorry. she has a habit of falling down our 50 feet long stares. i keep telling that woman to take the elevator.
Joey-bill: xD you should listen to the weird stuff she blabbers about in her sleep.
Setsuna: trust me i already know xD
Emiko: SETSUNA!!
Setsuna: what?
Emiko: THIS... THAT... ERRR.. 2 YOUNGSTERS IN THE SAME ROOM.... LOCKED....THE THINGS THEY MUST BE... TH...THATT....THATT... YEAH THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ADULTRY STAGE... YEAH...NO...YEA.. WHAT... IT!?!?!
Setsuna: Emiko what the hell are you blabberin’ about?
Emiko: I saw Luka-chan go in her room with that emo guy. T^T i’m so worried.

-with luka-

Ulquiorra: take it off
Luka: i will. sheesh. you’re so impatient.
Ulquiorra: -___-
Luka: *takes “it” off* See ^ ^ this is my ultra rare Sumomomo Momomo otaku card.
(a/n: lmfao xD “it” was actually some weird cover luka put over her card. i tricked you guys there didn’t i?)
Ulquiorra: wow OoO
(a/n: apparently Ulquiorra likes this anime too xD. btw sumomomo momomo is an actual anime. i have no idea what it’s about though.)
Luka: you want to hold it?
Ulquiorra: yes.
Luka: give me kissy ^3^
Ulquiorra: . . . . .
Luka: xDD lol just kidding. here you go. *hands him the card*
(a/n: so basically Emiko had the wrong idea. xD luka was just showing something special with ulquiorra. Emiko is too perverted minded to realize they could have been doing something other than “it”)

-with emiko-

Emiko: I don’t want Luka to do it with a suspicious emo guy, get pregnant, and cry.
Setsuna: that wont happen.
Emiko: it will! And then she’ll start bugging me to end about her stupid problems.
Setsuna: she’s your friend. you should be ok with listening to her “stupid” problems.
Emiko: I am but they can get annoying.
Utau: Emiko! *suddenly wakes up* (a/n: remember she was knocked out from fighting)
Emiko: yes?
Utau: i don’t like the sleeping arrangements. *remembers why she was going to go get Emiko in the first place.*
Emiko: so?
Utau: a host should make their guest happy.
Emiko: who said i was a regular host?
Amu: but Emiko!!
Emiko: >3< too bad for you.
Joey-bill: suckers xD
Yaya: not nice Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: who said i had to be nice to you? :P
Kukai: why is there so many weirdos in Emiko’s home?!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* because only weirdos can handle Emiko
Amu: so true.
Utau: You must change the sleeping arrangements.
Emiko: it’s either you deal with it or go sleep on the streets.
Utau: -____- fine i’ll sleep with the stupid child.
Kukai: I’m not a child!! If anyone is a child it’s you.
Utau: oh really? *raises eyebrow in disbelief*
Kukai: stubborn girl :P
Utau: freak
Kukai: pig-tailed weirdo.
Utau: baldy.
Kukai: sexy ;)
Utau: O////////O
Emiko: xD awww~ so cute. Say it again Kukai.
Kukai: huh? O////O
Emiko: say it again or no free food xD
Kukai: ;) you’re so sexy Utau.
Utau: stupid!! >/////////< *calmly yet kind of fastly walks away*
Joey-bill: WAIT! i didn’t give you permission to leave.
Utau: *ignores him and keeps going*
Kukai: Wait. Utau! Don’t go. *runs after her*
Emiko: aww~ ^ ^
Joey-bill: wait! I’m not sure if you’re healthy enough either.
Emiko: *holds leek against Joey-bill’s neck* Joey-bill *evil face* do not ruin this romantic mood or you will feel the wrath of my leek. *flames surround Emiko*
Joey-bill: O_O y-yes Emiko-dono.
Emiko: *flames die* ^ ^ good. So setsuna, what do you think of the progressing relationships?
Setsuna: . . . . i guess they seem good.
Emiko: me agrees ^ ^ hey lets go get ice cream.
Yaya: Yay!! ^o^
Amu: i should be getting to sleep. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Emiko: ok.

-so amu goes to her room. while emiko, setsuna, and yaya goes to get ice cream-

Gumi (vocaloid person): Emiko! *taps Emiko’s shoulder*
(a/n: they are currently eating ice cream at an ice cream parlor)
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: it’s me, Gumi-chan from high school! ^ ^
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: xD It seems you still have a bad memory.
Emiko: . . . do i know you?
Gumi: ^ ^ we were partners in Spanish, English, and Social Studies class.
Emiko: Really?
Gumi: yea and Luka-chan was apart of our group as well.
Setsuna: Emiko do you really not know this person?
Emiko: xD just kidding. Of course i remember you Gumi.
Gumi: lol xD i thought so. I didn’t think your memory was that bad.
Yaya: The ice cream is dripping! > < what should i do. (a/n: she’s eating ice cream in a cone)
Emiko: ^ ^ here take a spoon and scoop up the dripping stuff.
Yaya: Oh ^ ^ thank you.
Setsuna: here clean your mouth. *takes a napkin and cleans Yaya’s mouth*
Gumi: Is this your husband and child, Emiko?
Emiko: O_O child?
Gumi: this little girl right here ^ ^
Emiko: xD oh no. she’s just a friend. and yes that is my hubbie over there <3~
Gumi: really?! I thought you guys were a family. You acted just like one. And it was so cute ^ ^.
Yaya: No Emi-tan is just a friend ^ ^
Gumi: she’s so cuute!
(a/n: xD me and setsuna like to baby yaya.)

-with luka-

Luka: *yawn* I’m getting tired
Ulquiorra: it is 11:10 p.m. Woman, go to bed.
Luka: but-
Ulquiorra: you need healthy sleep.
Luka: b-but.
Ulquiorra: *picks luka up and lies her down on the bed* there.
Luka: i don’t want to sleep.
Ulquiorra: *lies down next to luka* if i lie down next to you, will you go to sleep?
Luka: yes ^ ^
Ulquiorra: good. my woman should get healthy sleep.
Luka: your woman?
Ulquiorra: uh.... O//////O i meant. um...
Luka: it’s ok ^ ^ i like the sound of that.

-with amu-

Amu: He’s still asleep? *pokes him with a stick*
Ikuto: Zzz
Amu: *yawn* i should sleep too. *falls asleep next to Ikuto*

-with Nyu-

Nyu: *is in her own place* yes. this home shall do.

-Nyu looks around at her nice two bedroom and one and a half bathroom apartment. it is filled with nice things. the thing is all the nice stuff and furniture was stolen xD -

Nyu is professional thief. it is easy for her because she can go in as an cool Asian chick and then start driving away as a old man with no teeth. No one can ever catch her because no one can identify her. xD