Okay, so I was looking at the poll thingy I put in the sidebar of this blog, and as you can see I wrote the name Joey-bill in the "Other" character option. I thought I had mentioned him in the roleplay already. However, Nyu had told me that I had not posted about that yet. So here is the missing piece to the stories we have been writing. In this roleplay, Nyu isn't really so buddy buddy with us yet, and Emiko is trying desperately (not really) to gain Nyu's friendship. Read on and find out how Emiko greatly tames Nyu into a civilized person. ^ ^
Amu: I’m tired and so is Yaya, we’re going to our room.
Yaya: can i sleep with you Amu?
Amu: sure.
Emiko: Nope. You can’t do that.
Amu: why not?
Emiko: because i said so.
Amu: I don’t want to sleep in the same room with him!
Emiko: Rules are rules. And btw you two have to share a bed because Setsuna’s friends want to stay over.
Luka: Is Ulquiorra going to stay as well? ^ ^
Emiko: Yeah.
Luka: Ok, I’m staying here too then .
Emiko: -___- u got your own damn mansion just across the street from me.
Luka: so?
Emiko: fine. you two have to share a room though.
Luka: O_O idk if i’m ready.
Emiko: What do you mean you’re not ready?
Luka: I only know is name and that he’s cute.
Emiko: You guys have seperate beds. it’s not like you two are going to do anything weird like doing “it”. So don’t worry.
I already have like a whole bunch of people staying in my house, so there’s no room.
Amu: Um... can i switch with someone?
Emiko: no.
Yaya: can i sleep with you Amu?
Amu: sure.
Emiko: Nope. You can’t do that.
Amu: why not?
Emiko: because i said so.
Amu: I don’t want to sleep in the same room with him!
Emiko: Rules are rules. And btw you two have to share a bed because Setsuna’s friends want to stay over.
Luka: Is Ulquiorra going to stay as well? ^ ^
Emiko: Yeah.
Luka: Ok, I’m staying here too then .
Emiko: -___- u got your own damn mansion just across the street from me.
Luka: so?
Emiko: fine. you two have to share a room though.
Luka: O_O idk if i’m ready.
Emiko: What do you mean you’re not ready?
Luka: I only know is name and that he’s cute.
Emiko: You guys have seperate beds. it’s not like you two are going to do anything weird like doing “it”. So don’t worry.
I already have like a whole bunch of people staying in my house, so there’s no room.
Amu: Um... can i switch with someone?
Emiko: no.
-later on-
Utau: This is great. Just great. Is she trying to kill me?!
Yaya: Why does Emiko think three people can fit on one bed?
Utau: Because she's insane! She drank three bottles of sake in 5 minutes!
Kukai: …
Utau: One thing is for sure. You're gonna sleep on the floor, got it?
Kukai: Why me?!
Utau: Stupid kid…
Yaya: Why does Emiko think three people can fit on one bed?
Utau: Because she's insane! She drank three bottles of sake in 5 minutes!
Kukai: …
Utau: One thing is for sure. You're gonna sleep on the floor, got it?
Kukai: Why me?!
Utau: Stupid kid…
Emiko: NYU!! NYU!! where are you NYU!! *is searching for nyu*
-with nyu-
Nyu: *is walking around Emiko’s mansion* damn. why is this place like a giant fancy maze >:O i can’t find my way out!
-with luka-
Luka: *sneak sneak sneak* where is ulquiorra?
Setsuna: Luka-chan? Why are you sneaking around the place?
Luka: *turns around to see Setsuna behind her with nnoitra, ulquiorra, and gin* ^ ^;; um... i was just practicing.
Setsuna: practicing what?
Luka: my toe skills :)
Nnoitra: what the fuck? . . .
Luka: you see your toes are need for many hard tasks like. . . toe wrestling, toe tipping, toe flipping, toe... *continues listing random things but somehow forgets to mention the most important... walking! xD*
Gin: uh...*sweatdrop* that’s nice. i encourage you to keep practicing.
Nnoitra: that’s fucking retarded.
Ulquiorra: toes. . . interesting. they can be used in so many ways. (a/n: he... he really believed her -.-;;)
Grimmjow: what about walking. . .
Luka: And walking! ^ ^;;
Setsuna: um... yea, we were gonna go use the pool. You wanna come luka-chan?
Luka: YWEA!!
Nnoitra: TT^TT
Luka: why is he crying? i wouldn’t think a person like him could cry...
Gin: you talking with a lisp like thing.
Grimmjow: this sorry ass got dumped by a kid.
Ulquiorra: who had a lisp.
Luka: I’m so sorry ^ ^;; did i hear kid? . . .pedophile?
Nnoitra: fuck it! let’s just go swimming.
-they all go get changed into swim wear-
-back to emiko-
Emiko: NYU!
Amu: Emiko, i need to talk to you.
Emiko: not right now. Nyu is missing.
Amu: you mean that creep john?
Emiko: no silly ^ ^ that was just nyu transformed into a human to escape from us.
Amu: O_O um... ok. i think she’s finally lost it.
Emiko: anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Amu: i can’t sleep with Ikuto!
Emiko: fine, i got a solution. *goes to Ikuto who was in his room* Hi Ikuto ^ ^
Ikuto: hi. . .
Emiko: Hi ya! *knocks ikuto out and shoves him on the floor* There problem solved. He should be out for a while. *continues to look for nyu*
Nyu: Shit i can hear that scary woman. *tries to run*
Emiko: NYU! i found you. *catches her*
Nyu: let go of me you retard -_-
Emiko: Nyu, let’s be friends.
Nyu: -.- no fuckin way.
Emiko: why not?
Nyu: because i plan on making you obey my every comand.
Emiko: O_O wow that sounds pretty evil.
Nyu: im not a nice kitty.
Emiko: well it’s bed time. let’s go. ^ ^
Nyu: -_- aren’t you afraid woman?! dont you want to know how i’m going to do that?!
Emiko: no. not really ^ ^.
Nyu: *can smell emiko’s breath* ew you’re drunk. no wonder.
Emiko: hic you jus hic noticed? hic
-goes to Emiko’s room-
Emiko: la la la~ ^ ^
Nyu: *struggles*
Emiko: *gets into pjs and goes to sleep* nighty night nyu ^ ^
Nyu: *stares at her with a pissed off expression*how can this woman just go to sleep so fast. what ever. i shall eat her and control her every will. *opens mouth. you can see fangs*
Emiko: *yawns and moves around. some how smothering nyu.*
Nyu: get off >:O
Emiko: *yawns and moves over on her side*
Nyu: thank god! i can breathe again! Damn this woman is so troublesome.
Emiko: no~ ah~ setsuna~ <3~ *sleep talking*
Nyu: O_O what the hell does this woman dream about?!?! *gets ready to eat emiko* (a/n: remember nyu is a man eating cat)
Emiko: *yawn and wakes up because she remembered she forgot to brush her teeth*
Nyu: *stops suddenly with mouth about to pierce into Emiko’s arm* OoO
Emiko: O_O Nyu?
Nyu: *quickly bites emiko*
Emiko: OW! that hurts. *pulls out a leek from no where and whacks nyu* Nyu! what’s your problem? If you’re hungry then say so!
Nyu: I’m craving for flesh!
Emiko: O_O woah i wasn’t expecting that.
-fighting breaks out-
-back to luka and the guys-
*splash splash*
Luka: ^o^ hey! *splashes nnoitra*
Nnoitra: you shouldnt have done that, stupid wench. cero *blasts at water, which backfires on him and ends up drenching him*
Luka: hahaha xD fail.
Ulquiorra: :) *smiles faintly*
Luka: i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen your smile. ^ ^
Ulquiorra: -/////- i dont know what you’re talking about.
Luka: sure.
Setsuna: *yawn* I should be getting to sleep. Emiko probably feels cold.
Gin: Ooh~ Setsuna. Such a perverted thing to say. *pervy smile*
Setsuna: O//////O *didn’t realize the meaning to what he had just said* I.. i meant that...
Gin: yea, what ever. just go to your woman already.
Setsuna: ok xD *gets out and changes and stuff*
Luka: O//////O oh no! im by myself with 4 sexy dudes. ♥o♥ oh my god this is paradise~
-with emiko-
Emiko: NYU! Stop it!
Nyu: i said i shall make u obey me.
Emiko: leeky supreme-o attack! *knocks out nyu*
-both nyu and emiko are severely injured-
Emiko: wow. hadn’t fought such a strong opponent since the last time me and luka spared. phew
Setsuna: EMIKO! OoO
Emiko: setsuna?!
Setsuna: are you ok!?
Emiko: i’m fine ^ ^
Setsuna: but you’re all cut up :O
-back with amu and ikuto- (a/n: if you haven’t noticed i support amuxikuto xD)
Amu: O///O *stares at ikuto’s sleeping face* he’s so cute.
Ikuto: amu~ *sleep talks*
Amu: yes (a/n: for some reason she’s replying to him xD)
Ikuto: i think~
Amu: yes?
Ikuto: you’re hot~
Amu: -.- seriously?
Ikuto: zZzzZzz
Amu: sigh~ and i still think this baka is cute.
Yaya: Yaya will get Yaya’s sleeping bag. *goes into a bag that pops out of nowhere and takes out a sleeping bag* See? Yaya’s prepared!!!
Utau: Well, that’s good for you. But what am I supposed to do?
Kukai: Well.... we could-
Utau: No.
Yaya: She didn’t even let him finish! That’s harsh!
Utau: I am going to get Emiko for this. *leaves*
-while Setsuna and Emiko are talking, Nyu gets back up and walks out of the room, roaming through a hallway to escape, or maybe end up finding someone else to attack [A/N: don’t blame me if it’s out of character, I can’t think of anything]-
Nyu: I should really get out of here before that crazy woman finds me. Or anyone else for that matter-
Utau: Oh. It’s that cat...
Nyu: I am not just a cat.
Utau: Talking cat? Interesting... Then what are you?
Nyu: You know what? This is wasting my time! *charges at Utau*
Utau: *dodges* What is this thing trying to do?
-I’m not gonna describe the fight cuz I’m not good at writing about violence-
Yaya: What’s going on?!
Kukai: Utau!
Utau: *badly injured* Get out of here.
Yaya: Why?
Utau: Just get out.
Kukai: I am not gonna leave you-
Utau: Unless you want to get hurt, GET OUT!
Yaya: Well Yaya refuses!
Nyu: Well then, now I have three victims.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [Katrina-chan's note: dunno why I did that, I just got that from Umi]
-with nyu-
Nyu: *is walking around Emiko’s mansion* damn. why is this place like a giant fancy maze >:O i can’t find my way out!
-with luka-
Luka: *sneak sneak sneak* where is ulquiorra?
Setsuna: Luka-chan? Why are you sneaking around the place?
Luka: *turns around to see Setsuna behind her with nnoitra, ulquiorra, and gin* ^ ^;; um... i was just practicing.
Setsuna: practicing what?
Luka: my toe skills :)
Nnoitra: what the fuck? . . .
Luka: you see your toes are need for many hard tasks like. . . toe wrestling, toe tipping, toe flipping, toe... *continues listing random things but somehow forgets to mention the most important... walking! xD*
Gin: uh...*sweatdrop* that’s nice. i encourage you to keep practicing.
Nnoitra: that’s fucking retarded.
Ulquiorra: toes. . . interesting. they can be used in so many ways. (a/n: he... he really believed her -.-;;)
Grimmjow: what about walking. . .
Luka: And walking! ^ ^;;
Setsuna: um... yea, we were gonna go use the pool. You wanna come luka-chan?
Luka: YWEA!!
Nnoitra: TT^TT
Luka: why is he crying? i wouldn’t think a person like him could cry...
Gin: you talking with a lisp like thing.
Grimmjow: this sorry ass got dumped by a kid.
Ulquiorra: who had a lisp.
Luka: I’m so sorry ^ ^;; did i hear kid? . . .pedophile?
Nnoitra: fuck it! let’s just go swimming.
-they all go get changed into swim wear-
-back to emiko-
Emiko: NYU!
Amu: Emiko, i need to talk to you.
Emiko: not right now. Nyu is missing.
Amu: you mean that creep john?
Emiko: no silly ^ ^ that was just nyu transformed into a human to escape from us.
Amu: O_O um... ok. i think she’s finally lost it.
Emiko: anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Amu: i can’t sleep with Ikuto!
Emiko: fine, i got a solution. *goes to Ikuto who was in his room* Hi Ikuto ^ ^
Ikuto: hi. . .
Emiko: Hi ya! *knocks ikuto out and shoves him on the floor* There problem solved. He should be out for a while. *continues to look for nyu*
Nyu: Shit i can hear that scary woman. *tries to run*
Emiko: NYU! i found you. *catches her*
Nyu: let go of me you retard -_-
Emiko: Nyu, let’s be friends.
Nyu: -.- no fuckin way.
Emiko: why not?
Nyu: because i plan on making you obey my every comand.
Emiko: O_O wow that sounds pretty evil.
Nyu: im not a nice kitty.
Emiko: well it’s bed time. let’s go. ^ ^
Nyu: -_- aren’t you afraid woman?! dont you want to know how i’m going to do that?!
Emiko: no. not really ^ ^.
Nyu: *can smell emiko’s breath* ew you’re drunk. no wonder.
Emiko: hic you jus hic noticed? hic
-goes to Emiko’s room-
Emiko: la la la~ ^ ^
Nyu: *struggles*
Emiko: *gets into pjs and goes to sleep* nighty night nyu ^ ^
Nyu: *stares at her with a pissed off expression*how can this woman just go to sleep so fast. what ever. i shall eat her and control her every will. *opens mouth. you can see fangs*
Emiko: *yawns and moves around. some how smothering nyu.*
Nyu: get off >:O
Emiko: *yawns and moves over on her side*
Nyu: thank god! i can breathe again! Damn this woman is so troublesome.
Emiko: no~ ah~ setsuna~ <3~ *sleep talking*
Nyu: O_O what the hell does this woman dream about?!?! *gets ready to eat emiko* (a/n: remember nyu is a man eating cat)
Emiko: *yawn and wakes up because she remembered she forgot to brush her teeth*
Nyu: *stops suddenly with mouth about to pierce into Emiko’s arm* OoO
Emiko: O_O Nyu?
Nyu: *quickly bites emiko*
Emiko: OW! that hurts. *pulls out a leek from no where and whacks nyu* Nyu! what’s your problem? If you’re hungry then say so!
Nyu: I’m craving for flesh!
Emiko: O_O woah i wasn’t expecting that.
-fighting breaks out-
-back to luka and the guys-
*splash splash*
Luka: ^o^ hey! *splashes nnoitra*
Nnoitra: you shouldnt have done that, stupid wench. cero *blasts at water, which backfires on him and ends up drenching him*
Luka: hahaha xD fail.
Ulquiorra: :) *smiles faintly*
Luka: i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen your smile. ^ ^
Ulquiorra: -/////- i dont know what you’re talking about.
Luka: sure.
Setsuna: *yawn* I should be getting to sleep. Emiko probably feels cold.
Gin: Ooh~ Setsuna. Such a perverted thing to say. *pervy smile*
Setsuna: O//////O *didn’t realize the meaning to what he had just said* I.. i meant that...
Gin: yea, what ever. just go to your woman already.
Setsuna: ok xD *gets out and changes and stuff*
Luka: O//////O oh no! im by myself with 4 sexy dudes. ♥o♥ oh my god this is paradise~
-with emiko-
Emiko: NYU! Stop it!
Nyu: i said i shall make u obey me.
Emiko: leeky supreme-o attack! *knocks out nyu*
-both nyu and emiko are severely injured-
Emiko: wow. hadn’t fought such a strong opponent since the last time me and luka spared. phew
Setsuna: EMIKO! OoO
Emiko: setsuna?!
Setsuna: are you ok!?
Emiko: i’m fine ^ ^
Setsuna: but you’re all cut up :O
-back with amu and ikuto- (a/n: if you haven’t noticed i support amuxikuto xD)
Amu: O///O *stares at ikuto’s sleeping face* he’s so cute.
Ikuto: amu~ *sleep talks*
Amu: yes (a/n: for some reason she’s replying to him xD)
Ikuto: i think~
Amu: yes?
Ikuto: you’re hot~
Amu: -.- seriously?
Ikuto: zZzzZzz
Amu: sigh~ and i still think this baka is cute.
Yaya: Yaya will get Yaya’s sleeping bag. *goes into a bag that pops out of nowhere and takes out a sleeping bag* See? Yaya’s prepared!!!
Utau: Well, that’s good for you. But what am I supposed to do?
Kukai: Well.... we could-
Utau: No.
Yaya: She didn’t even let him finish! That’s harsh!
Utau: I am going to get Emiko for this. *leaves*
-while Setsuna and Emiko are talking, Nyu gets back up and walks out of the room, roaming through a hallway to escape, or maybe end up finding someone else to attack [A/N: don’t blame me if it’s out of character, I can’t think of anything]-
Nyu: I should really get out of here before that crazy woman finds me. Or anyone else for that matter-
Utau: Oh. It’s that cat...
Nyu: I am not just a cat.
Utau: Talking cat? Interesting... Then what are you?
Nyu: You know what? This is wasting my time! *charges at Utau*
Utau: *dodges* What is this thing trying to do?
-I’m not gonna describe the fight cuz I’m not good at writing about violence-
Yaya: What’s going on?!
Kukai: Utau!
Utau: *badly injured* Get out of here.
Yaya: Why?
Utau: Just get out.
Kukai: I am not gonna leave you-
Utau: Unless you want to get hurt, GET OUT!
Yaya: Well Yaya refuses!
Nyu: Well then, now I have three victims.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [Katrina-chan's note: dunno why I did that, I just got that from Umi]
Utau: RUN NOW!!! I’ll hold this thing off while you escape.
Kukai: No way am i gonna leave my girl alone with this monster.
Yaya: KYA!!~ He called her his girl ^o^
Kukai: Yaya it is not the time for that.
Yaya: sorry.
Nyu: Are you just going to stand there all day or fight me? I do not like to fight an unprepared victim. It goes against my principles.
Utau: Enough of your sympathy. I am not your victim.
Kukai: No way am i gonna leave my girl alone with this monster.
Yaya: KYA!!~ He called her his girl ^o^
Kukai: Yaya it is not the time for that.
Yaya: sorry.
Nyu: Are you just going to stand there all day or fight me? I do not like to fight an unprepared victim. It goes against my principles.
Utau: Enough of your sympathy. I am not your victim.
-they start fighing-
Setsuna: Emiko are you all right?
Emiko: Yea i’m fine Setsuna. Please stop smothering me xD *looks around* where’s Nyu?
Setsuna: Nyu?
Emiko: the cat i had early.
Setsuna: oh i saw it walk out the door.
Emiko: O_O!!! Setsuna! That was the thing that caused my injuries. It’s an evil cat.
Setsuna: uh oh. sorry.
Emiko: sigh~ it’s ok ^ ^ just help me find Nyu before something bad happens.
-CRASH-
Setsuna: looks like we better hurry.
-Emiko and Setsuna arrive at the scene of Nyu fighting the three shugo chara people-
Emiko: NYU STOP!!
Nyu: Hisss!! *keeps fighting.
Emiko: oh kitty~ kitty kitty~ kiiiittty~~
Nyu: wtf O_O!! Ah! Ugh! My stomach! > < *rushes to a nearby bathrrom*
Emiko: Ha! You know my leek attacks? Well my leeky supreme-o attack, has a special feature. It makes the victim need to use the bathroom when ever i say the chosen word.
Nyu: damn it!
Yaya: Emi-tan *weary smile*
Emiko: Oh no! Yaya! Kukai! Utau!
Setsuna: I’ll take them to the nurse. Go take care of Nyu.
(a/n: well Emiko always has lots of people in her house, and so she has her own doctor room in her house just in case. Emiko is also very clumsy and hurts herself a lot.)
Emiko: ok.
- Setsuna brings them to the infirmary-
Emiko: Nyu, can we be friends.
Nyu: =_= . .. . SURE!! ^ ^ *sparkle sparkly*
Emiko: REALLY?! :D
Nyu: yeah. Fighting is pointless.
Emiko: Yay! So are you going to live in my house!? :)
Nyu: no -__-
Emiko: Aww! why not?! :(
Nyu: because you’re an idiot.
Emiko: >3< so mean
Nyu: xD bye. i’ll come over tomorrow.
Emiko: yay! ^ ^
(a/n: xD yea weird conversion into being friends. but i wasn’t sure how i should have done it. so i just left it like that xD. if you want to add more emotional details go ahead ^ ^ do whatever please you.)
-back to luka-
Luka: it’s starting to get late. We should go inside.
Ulquiorra: yes i agree.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^ he’s so cuute <3~
Nnoitra: yeah the fucking stars are giving my eyes a fuckin’ head ache.
Luka: That makes no sense xD but he’s still cute.
Gin: ^ ^ *just smiles his creepy smile*
-they all go inside-
Gin: Well i have to go. Aizen-sama will be mad if we don’t go back soon.
Ulquiorra: :( . . . . *very faint frown. you could barely see it*
Gin: *evil mischievous smile* But you stay Ulquiorra.
Nnoitra: Why does that faggot get to stay and i have to go back to the shitty fuck hole?
Gin: -.- because i say so.
Nnoitra: douche bag.
Gin: =___= just come Nnoitra.
Nnoitra: fine. I’ll come but don’t expect me to fucking like this idea.
Gin: sigh~ Bye Luka-chan ^ ^
Luka: bye~
Ulquiorra: i wonder why he let me stay...
Luka: I dunno, but I rather like the idea ;)
Ulquiorra: . . . .
-with Emiko-
Emiko: tra la la la~~ ^ ^ *walking down a hall way* I’m glad me and Nyu are friends now. I rather like that cat.
-Emiko is alone-
Luka: my room is here~ ^ ^
Ulquiorra: it’s rather acquainting.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^
Emiko: *hides behind a wall and ease drops* O_O omg what’s going on?
Luka: come in ;)
Ulquiorra: wow it’s much better than that dark and confined space i was once in.
Luka: *giggles cutely and closes door behind her*
Emiko: I must go tell Setsuna. (a/n: apparently xD i tell setsuna everything)
-with Setsuna-
Nurse (Joey-bill): They will live. They were all flesh wounds.
Setsuna: That’s great. Thank you Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: no problem. finally a patient who isn’t Emiko-sama.
Setsuna: *sweat drop* yea sorry. she has a habit of falling down our 50 feet long stares. i keep telling that woman to take the elevator.
Joey-bill: xD you should listen to the weird stuff she blabbers about in her sleep.
Setsuna: trust me i already know xD
Emiko: SETSUNA!!
Setsuna: what?
Emiko: THIS... THAT... ERRR.. 2 YOUNGSTERS IN THE SAME ROOM.... LOCKED....THE THINGS THEY MUST BE... TH...THATT....THATT... YEAH THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ADULTRY STAGE... YEAH...NO...YEA.. WHAT... IT!?!?!
Setsuna: Emiko what the hell are you blabberin’ about?
Emiko: I saw Luka-chan go in her room with that emo guy. T^T i’m so worried.
-with luka-
Ulquiorra: take it off
Luka: i will. sheesh. you’re so impatient.
Ulquiorra: -___-
Luka: *takes “it” off* See ^ ^ this is my ultra rare Sumomomo Momomo otaku card.
(a/n: lmfao xD “it” was actually some weird cover luka put over her card. i tricked you guys there didn’t i?)
Ulquiorra: wow OoO
(a/n: apparently Ulquiorra likes this anime too xD. btw sumomomo momomo is an actual anime. i have no idea what it’s about though.)
Luka: you want to hold it?
Ulquiorra: yes.
Luka: give me kissy ^3^
Ulquiorra: . . . . .
Luka: xDD lol just kidding. here you go. *hands him the card*
(a/n: so basically Emiko had the wrong idea. xD luka was just showing something special with ulquiorra. Emiko is too perverted minded to realize they could have been doing something other than “it”)
-with emiko-
Emiko: I don’t want Luka to do it with a suspicious emo guy, get pregnant, and cry.
Setsuna: that wont happen.
Emiko: it will! And then she’ll start bugging me to end about her stupid problems.
Setsuna: she’s your friend. you should be ok with listening to her “stupid” problems.
Emiko: I am but they can get annoying.
Utau: Emiko! *suddenly wakes up* (a/n: remember she was knocked out from fighting)
Emiko: yes?
Utau: i don’t like the sleeping arrangements. *remembers why she was going to go get Emiko in the first place.*
Emiko: so?
Utau: a host should make their guest happy.
Emiko: who said i was a regular host?
Amu: but Emiko!!
Emiko: >3< too bad for you.
Joey-bill: suckers xD
Yaya: not nice Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: who said i had to be nice to you? :P
Kukai: why is there so many weirdos in Emiko’s home?!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* because only weirdos can handle Emiko
Amu: so true.
Utau: You must change the sleeping arrangements.
Emiko: it’s either you deal with it or go sleep on the streets.
Utau: -____- fine i’ll sleep with the stupid child.
Kukai: I’m not a child!! If anyone is a child it’s you.
Utau: oh really? *raises eyebrow in disbelief*
Kukai: stubborn girl :P
Utau: freak
Kukai: pig-tailed weirdo.
Utau: baldy.
Kukai: sexy ;)
Utau: O////////O
Emiko: xD awww~ so cute. Say it again Kukai.
Kukai: huh? O////O
Emiko: say it again or no free food xD
Kukai: ;) you’re so sexy Utau.
Utau: stupid!! >/////////< *calmly yet kind of fastly walks away*
Joey-bill: WAIT! i didn’t give you permission to leave.
Utau: *ignores him and keeps going*
Kukai: Wait. Utau! Don’t go. *runs after her*
Emiko: aww~ ^ ^
Joey-bill: wait! I’m not sure if you’re healthy enough either.
Emiko: *holds leek against Joey-bill’s neck* Joey-bill *evil face* do not ruin this romantic mood or you will feel the wrath of my leek. *flames surround Emiko*
Joey-bill: O_O y-yes Emiko-dono.
Emiko: *flames die* ^ ^ good. So setsuna, what do you think of the progressing relationships?
Setsuna: . . . . i guess they seem good.
Emiko: me agrees ^ ^ hey lets go get ice cream.
Yaya: Yay!! ^o^
Amu: i should be getting to sleep. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Emiko: ok.
-so amu goes to her room. while emiko, setsuna, and yaya goes to get ice cream-
Gumi (vocaloid person): Emiko! *taps Emiko’s shoulder*
(a/n: they are currently eating ice cream at an ice cream parlor)
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: it’s me, Gumi-chan from high school! ^ ^
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: xD It seems you still have a bad memory.
Emiko: . . . do i know you?
Gumi: ^ ^ we were partners in Spanish, English, and Social Studies class.
Emiko: Really?
Gumi: yea and Luka-chan was apart of our group as well.
Setsuna: Emiko do you really not know this person?
Emiko: xD just kidding. Of course i remember you Gumi.
Gumi: lol xD i thought so. I didn’t think your memory was that bad.
Yaya: The ice cream is dripping! > < what should i do. (a/n: she’s eating ice cream in a cone)
Emiko: ^ ^ here take a spoon and scoop up the dripping stuff.
Yaya: Oh ^ ^ thank you.
Setsuna: here clean your mouth. *takes a napkin and cleans Yaya’s mouth*
Gumi: Is this your husband and child, Emiko?
Emiko: O_O child?
Gumi: this little girl right here ^ ^
Emiko: xD oh no. she’s just a friend. and yes that is my hubbie over there <3~
Gumi: really?! I thought you guys were a family. You acted just like one. And it was so cute ^ ^.
Yaya: No Emi-tan is just a friend ^ ^
Gumi: she’s so cuute!
(a/n: xD me and setsuna like to baby yaya.)
-with luka-
Luka: *yawn* I’m getting tired
Ulquiorra: it is 11:10 p.m. Woman, go to bed.
Luka: but-
Ulquiorra: you need healthy sleep.
Luka: b-but.
Ulquiorra: *picks luka up and lies her down on the bed* there.
Luka: i don’t want to sleep.
Ulquiorra: *lies down next to luka* if i lie down next to you, will you go to sleep?
Luka: yes ^ ^
Ulquiorra: good. my woman should get healthy sleep.
Luka: your woman?
Ulquiorra: uh.... O//////O i meant. um...
Luka: it’s ok ^ ^ i like the sound of that.
-with amu-
Amu: He’s still asleep? *pokes him with a stick*
Ikuto: Zzz
Amu: *yawn* i should sleep too. *falls asleep next to Ikuto*
-with Nyu-
Nyu: *is in her own place* yes. this home shall do.
-Nyu looks around at her nice two bedroom and one and a half bathroom apartment. it is filled with nice things. the thing is all the nice stuff and furniture was stolen xD -
Nyu is professional thief. it is easy for her because she can go in as an cool Asian chick and then start driving away as a old man with no teeth. No one can ever catch her because no one can identify her. xD
Setsuna: Emiko are you all right?
Emiko: Yea i’m fine Setsuna. Please stop smothering me xD *looks around* where’s Nyu?
Setsuna: Nyu?
Emiko: the cat i had early.
Setsuna: oh i saw it walk out the door.
Emiko: O_O!!! Setsuna! That was the thing that caused my injuries. It’s an evil cat.
Setsuna: uh oh. sorry.
Emiko: sigh~ it’s ok ^ ^ just help me find Nyu before something bad happens.
-CRASH-
Setsuna: looks like we better hurry.
-Emiko and Setsuna arrive at the scene of Nyu fighting the three shugo chara people-
Emiko: NYU STOP!!
Nyu: Hisss!! *keeps fighting.
Emiko: oh kitty~ kitty kitty~ kiiiittty~~
Nyu: wtf O_O!! Ah! Ugh! My stomach! > < *rushes to a nearby bathrrom*
Emiko: Ha! You know my leek attacks? Well my leeky supreme-o attack, has a special feature. It makes the victim need to use the bathroom when ever i say the chosen word.
Nyu: damn it!
Yaya: Emi-tan *weary smile*
Emiko: Oh no! Yaya! Kukai! Utau!
Setsuna: I’ll take them to the nurse. Go take care of Nyu.
(a/n: well Emiko always has lots of people in her house, and so she has her own doctor room in her house just in case. Emiko is also very clumsy and hurts herself a lot.)
Emiko: ok.
- Setsuna brings them to the infirmary-
Emiko: Nyu, can we be friends.
Nyu: =_= . .. . SURE!! ^ ^ *sparkle sparkly*
Emiko: REALLY?! :D
Nyu: yeah. Fighting is pointless.
Emiko: Yay! So are you going to live in my house!? :)
Nyu: no -__-
Emiko: Aww! why not?! :(
Nyu: because you’re an idiot.
Emiko: >3< so mean
Nyu: xD bye. i’ll come over tomorrow.
Emiko: yay! ^ ^
(a/n: xD yea weird conversion into being friends. but i wasn’t sure how i should have done it. so i just left it like that xD. if you want to add more emotional details go ahead ^ ^ do whatever please you.)
-back to luka-
Luka: it’s starting to get late. We should go inside.
Ulquiorra: yes i agree.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^ he’s so cuute <3~
Nnoitra: yeah the fucking stars are giving my eyes a fuckin’ head ache.
Luka: That makes no sense xD but he’s still cute.
Gin: ^ ^ *just smiles his creepy smile*
-they all go inside-
Gin: Well i have to go. Aizen-sama will be mad if we don’t go back soon.
Ulquiorra: :( . . . . *very faint frown. you could barely see it*
Gin: *evil mischievous smile* But you stay Ulquiorra.
Nnoitra: Why does that faggot get to stay and i have to go back to the shitty fuck hole?
Gin: -.- because i say so.
Nnoitra: douche bag.
Gin: =___= just come Nnoitra.
Nnoitra: fine. I’ll come but don’t expect me to fucking like this idea.
Gin: sigh~ Bye Luka-chan ^ ^
Luka: bye~
Ulquiorra: i wonder why he let me stay...
Luka: I dunno, but I rather like the idea ;)
Ulquiorra: . . . .
-with Emiko-
Emiko: tra la la la~~ ^ ^ *walking down a hall way* I’m glad me and Nyu are friends now. I rather like that cat.
-Emiko is alone-
Luka: my room is here~ ^ ^
Ulquiorra: it’s rather acquainting.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^
Emiko: *hides behind a wall and ease drops* O_O omg what’s going on?
Luka: come in ;)
Ulquiorra: wow it’s much better than that dark and confined space i was once in.
Luka: *giggles cutely and closes door behind her*
Emiko: I must go tell Setsuna. (a/n: apparently xD i tell setsuna everything)
-with Setsuna-
Nurse (Joey-bill): They will live. They were all flesh wounds.
Setsuna: That’s great. Thank you Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: no problem. finally a patient who isn’t Emiko-sama.
Setsuna: *sweat drop* yea sorry. she has a habit of falling down our 50 feet long stares. i keep telling that woman to take the elevator.
Joey-bill: xD you should listen to the weird stuff she blabbers about in her sleep.
Setsuna: trust me i already know xD
Emiko: SETSUNA!!
Setsuna: what?
Emiko: THIS... THAT... ERRR.. 2 YOUNGSTERS IN THE SAME ROOM.... LOCKED....THE THINGS THEY MUST BE... TH...THATT....THATT... YEAH THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ADULTRY STAGE... YEAH...NO...YEA.. WHAT... IT!?!?!
Setsuna: Emiko what the hell are you blabberin’ about?
Emiko: I saw Luka-chan go in her room with that emo guy. T^T i’m so worried.
-with luka-
Ulquiorra: take it off
Luka: i will. sheesh. you’re so impatient.
Ulquiorra: -___-
Luka: *takes “it” off* See ^ ^ this is my ultra rare Sumomomo Momomo otaku card.
(a/n: lmfao xD “it” was actually some weird cover luka put over her card. i tricked you guys there didn’t i?)
Ulquiorra: wow OoO
(a/n: apparently Ulquiorra likes this anime too xD. btw sumomomo momomo is an actual anime. i have no idea what it’s about though.)
Luka: you want to hold it?
Ulquiorra: yes.
Luka: give me kissy ^3^
Ulquiorra: . . . . .
Luka: xDD lol just kidding. here you go. *hands him the card*
(a/n: so basically Emiko had the wrong idea. xD luka was just showing something special with ulquiorra. Emiko is too perverted minded to realize they could have been doing something other than “it”)
-with emiko-
Emiko: I don’t want Luka to do it with a suspicious emo guy, get pregnant, and cry.
Setsuna: that wont happen.
Emiko: it will! And then she’ll start bugging me to end about her stupid problems.
Setsuna: she’s your friend. you should be ok with listening to her “stupid” problems.
Emiko: I am but they can get annoying.
Utau: Emiko! *suddenly wakes up* (a/n: remember she was knocked out from fighting)
Emiko: yes?
Utau: i don’t like the sleeping arrangements. *remembers why she was going to go get Emiko in the first place.*
Emiko: so?
Utau: a host should make their guest happy.
Emiko: who said i was a regular host?
Amu: but Emiko!!
Emiko: >3< too bad for you.
Joey-bill: suckers xD
Yaya: not nice Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: who said i had to be nice to you? :P
Kukai: why is there so many weirdos in Emiko’s home?!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* because only weirdos can handle Emiko
Amu: so true.
Utau: You must change the sleeping arrangements.
Emiko: it’s either you deal with it or go sleep on the streets.
Utau: -____- fine i’ll sleep with the stupid child.
Kukai: I’m not a child!! If anyone is a child it’s you.
Utau: oh really? *raises eyebrow in disbelief*
Kukai: stubborn girl :P
Utau: freak
Kukai: pig-tailed weirdo.
Utau: baldy.
Kukai: sexy ;)
Utau: O////////O
Emiko: xD awww~ so cute. Say it again Kukai.
Kukai: huh? O////O
Emiko: say it again or no free food xD
Kukai: ;) you’re so sexy Utau.
Utau: stupid!! >/////////< *calmly yet kind of fastly walks away*
Joey-bill: WAIT! i didn’t give you permission to leave.
Utau: *ignores him and keeps going*
Kukai: Wait. Utau! Don’t go. *runs after her*
Emiko: aww~ ^ ^
Joey-bill: wait! I’m not sure if you’re healthy enough either.
Emiko: *holds leek against Joey-bill’s neck* Joey-bill *evil face* do not ruin this romantic mood or you will feel the wrath of my leek. *flames surround Emiko*
Joey-bill: O_O y-yes Emiko-dono.
Emiko: *flames die* ^ ^ good. So setsuna, what do you think of the progressing relationships?
Setsuna: . . . . i guess they seem good.
Emiko: me agrees ^ ^ hey lets go get ice cream.
Yaya: Yay!! ^o^
Amu: i should be getting to sleep. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Emiko: ok.
-so amu goes to her room. while emiko, setsuna, and yaya goes to get ice cream-
Gumi (vocaloid person): Emiko! *taps Emiko’s shoulder*
(a/n: they are currently eating ice cream at an ice cream parlor)
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: it’s me, Gumi-chan from high school! ^ ^
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: xD It seems you still have a bad memory.
Emiko: . . . do i know you?
Gumi: ^ ^ we were partners in Spanish, English, and Social Studies class.
Emiko: Really?
Gumi: yea and Luka-chan was apart of our group as well.
Setsuna: Emiko do you really not know this person?
Emiko: xD just kidding. Of course i remember you Gumi.
Gumi: lol xD i thought so. I didn’t think your memory was that bad.
Yaya: The ice cream is dripping! > < what should i do. (a/n: she’s eating ice cream in a cone)
Emiko: ^ ^ here take a spoon and scoop up the dripping stuff.
Yaya: Oh ^ ^ thank you.
Setsuna: here clean your mouth. *takes a napkin and cleans Yaya’s mouth*
Gumi: Is this your husband and child, Emiko?
Emiko: O_O child?
Gumi: this little girl right here ^ ^
Emiko: xD oh no. she’s just a friend. and yes that is my hubbie over there <3~
Gumi: really?! I thought you guys were a family. You acted just like one. And it was so cute ^ ^.
Yaya: No Emi-tan is just a friend ^ ^
Gumi: she’s so cuute!
(a/n: xD me and setsuna like to baby yaya.)
-with luka-
Luka: *yawn* I’m getting tired
Ulquiorra: it is 11:10 p.m. Woman, go to bed.
Luka: but-
Ulquiorra: you need healthy sleep.
Luka: b-but.
Ulquiorra: *picks luka up and lies her down on the bed* there.
Luka: i don’t want to sleep.
Ulquiorra: *lies down next to luka* if i lie down next to you, will you go to sleep?
Luka: yes ^ ^
Ulquiorra: good. my woman should get healthy sleep.
Luka: your woman?
Ulquiorra: uh.... O//////O i meant. um...
Luka: it’s ok ^ ^ i like the sound of that.
-with amu-
Amu: He’s still asleep? *pokes him with a stick*
Ikuto: Zzz
Amu: *yawn* i should sleep too. *falls asleep next to Ikuto*
-with Nyu-
Nyu: *is in her own place* yes. this home shall do.
-Nyu looks around at her nice two bedroom and one and a half bathroom apartment. it is filled with nice things. the thing is all the nice stuff and furniture was stolen xD -
Nyu is professional thief. it is easy for her because she can go in as an cool Asian chick and then start driving away as a old man with no teeth. No one can ever catch her because no one can identify her. xD
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