Emiko's in Danger!?!

Nyu: *comes in as well* Yo, where the food?
Emiko: -____-;; Go to the dining room and perhaps you’ll find some ...idiot >.>
Nyu: There’s nothing there! Bitch..
Emiko: Really? My servants should have put some on the table. At least some fruit?
Nyu: I don’t want no stinkin’ fruit!
Emiko: Then go remind the servants -__-;;
Nyu: *walks to the kitchen to go yell at servants* WHERE THE FU... *suddenly stops* O.O;;
Aizen: Yo Nyu ;)
Nyu: You faggot! You’ve been eating all the food. Such a fatass.
Aizen: This food was a part of my plan.
Nyu: What the hell!? That makes no sense.
Aizen: Of course it doesn’t.
Nyu: WTF?
Aizen: *keeps eating* nom nom nom.
Nyu: I’m going to go complain to Emiko *leaves*
~With Emiko~
Emiko: So I was thinking about building a trap at my front door for when I don’t want visitors. Any suggestions?
Luka: You could have a giant foot statue at the top, waiting to drop on your command.
Emiko: That’s a smart idea.
Nyu: EMIKO! AIZEN-THE-FAG-BAG IS BACK!! AND HE’S EATING ALL MY FOOD!!!
Emiko: ….-____-;; first of all that’s my food. Second of all why the fuck should I care?
Nyu: *looks pissed off and faces Luka* Go.
Luka: huh?
Nyu: *points at door* Go get rid of HIM!! *smacks her out the door*
Luka: Ok ok ok. Sheesh.
~With Aizen~
Aizen: Yo Gin, I just love how I get free food here.
Gin: *nom nom nom : he is also eating* Yes Captain Aizen, but don’t you get your own free food there too?
Aizen: But this stuff is already killed and prepared for you.
Tousen: You are right.
Aizen: *glares at Tousen* When the fuck did I invite you?
Tousen: My humble apologies. *suddenly disappears into the random dark space of my kitchen*
Grimmjow: ….That shit is still scary as fuck. *referring to Tousen disappearing*
Aizen: Yes he is....yes. >.>
Luka: Aizen-sama?
Aizen: Yes?
Luka: Emiko-chan would like for you to stop eating her food.
Aizen: And I care why? She’s stinkin’ rich, she can afford it.
Luka: You should care because I asked you to.
Aizen: …?
Luka: And because I’m pretty. ^ ^~ (Luka-chan made me say it xD)
Aizen: Okay~ *faces to Gin and Grimmjow* Stop stuffing your faces Pi
-meanwhile-
Ed: Since now.
Ritsu: . . .
Kukai: Weird...
Utau: Weird your face.
-later-
Emiko: I think we should watch this! *takes out  a DVD*
Utau: That’s f***ing M rated! Are you trying to traumatize everyone else? There are people here who still don’t know what-
Emiko: Come to think of it, you’re only 16. And M rated stuff is for people 17 and up.
Utau: ….................
Emiko: It would be fun seeing their faces when they see-
Yaya: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Whatcha doing?
Utau: Noooooothing........
Emiko: Oh, we were choosing what movie to watch. And I found something good.
Yaya: Really? What’s it about?
Emiko: It’s about these people who-
Utau: Don’t say it!
Emiko: Fine. Yaya, it’s a sur-
Yaya: Surprise? Okay!
Emiko: ^ ^ Tee hee~ sure why not?
Utau: Let me pick the movie -____--
Emiko: Why? D:
Utau: Cuz you’re friggin’ retarded.
Emiko: But I want to watch this movie. *pulls out a movie from her movie shelf*
Utau: *looks at the move* Liar Liar?
Emiko: *nods her head*
Utau: Fine...
Emiko: Yay!
- they all get cozy in Emiko’s movie theater room (a room that’s just like a movie theater)-
Yaya: Where’s the popcorn?
Emiko: Oh no! We can’t enjoy the movie without popcorn! I’ll go get some.
Amu: And don’t forget the candy.
Utau: And my slushie drink. -_-
Kukai: I would like some twizzlers.
Ikuto: Cat food please.
Emiko: O.O You expect me to get all that?  And what do you mean cat food?!
Ikuto: I want cat food!
Emiko: Sigh~ O~O okay. *leaves to get snacks*
-meanwhile-
Luka: Thank you for not eating the food ^ ^
Aizen: …...
Gin: *smiles creepily* You know this will come with a price.
Luka: o____O....a price?
Aizen: *licks his lips lustfully* yes...a price
Aizen: Luka, you shall come to Heuco Mundo with us.
Luka: is that it?
Aizen: What do you mean?
Luka: I thought you’d rape me or something.
Aizen: -____________- I wouldn’t take Ulquiorra’s woman. That’s just gross.
Gin: *snikers*
Luka: What do you mean that’s gross?!?! >:O
Aizen: …...
Grimmjow: Ugh! So are you coming to Heuco Mundo or not?! *trying to change the subject*
Luka: hmmm....*is very tempted by that offer*
Emiko: *walks into the kitchen* Hi you guys. What are you doing?
Gin: we have stopped eating your food.
Emiko: really? thanks ^ ^
Grimmjow: It tasted like crap anyways. *is pissed off that his crispy munchies were taken away*
Emiko: >:\ your crap.
Grimmjow: What did you say B*ITCH!?!
Emiko: Oh? Do I have to draw you a picture?
Grimmjow: Whore.
Emiko: *slaps him* hmphf. *crosses arms and turns away*
Gin: Now now you two stop it.
Aizen: *cough cough* so before I was so RUDELY interrupted. what is your answer luka?
Emiko: Why do you say her name without an honorific?
Aizen: What?
Emiko: Luka-san
Aizen: why the f*ck would I do that?
Emiko: because it’s the right thing to do!
Aizen: Anyways, Luka what’s ur answer.
Emiko: Ugh. your annoying.
Grimmjow: *flips Emiko off/middle finger*
Emiko: whatever. *goes to get snacks and leaves while sticking her tongue out at everyone*
Aizen: so what is your answer?
Luka: um...uh....
Gin: today please.
Luka: okay ^ ^ I’ll go to Heuco Mundo.
Grimmjow: not another woman. >.>
Luka: -____-;; *decides to let that go*
Aizen: Great! That’s wonderf-
Luka: *interrupts aizen* BUT only if Ulquiorra comes with ^ ^
Aizen: Oka-
Luka: *cuts him off again* AND if I get to share rooms with him, or at least in the room next to his.
Aizen: Sure. That’s fin-
Luka: Also-
Aizen: *cuts luka off* STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! this was not a part of my plan -___-
Luka: ^ ^;; sorry
-back with Emiko and others-
Emiko: I got the snacks ^ ^ !!
Utau: What took you so long? -.-
Emiko: Grimmjow was being mean to me > <
Yaya: SNACKS!! *attacks snacks*
*ding dong*
Emiko: I’ll get it *gets up*
Amu: hurry back or we’ll start without you.
Emiko: okay
-Emiko is now at the at the door after 10 minutes. (it takes that long to get to her front door from her movie theater room xD)-
Emiko: *opens door* Hello?
-Emiko is suddenly placed into a large bag-
Emiko: Ahh! Arg. ugh. *struggles in the bag*
Unknown person: Shut up!
Emiko: No! Let me out immediately!
Unknown person: I’m the kidnapper here. No telling me what to do.
Emiko: Who the hell are you?
Unknown person: You’ll find out later.
Emiko: Hmph. >:\
Unknown person: *throws Emiko into the trunk*
Emiko: BE GENTLE!!
Unknown person: -_____-;; you’re the only person I know who yells at their kidnapper. I could kill you right now!
Emiko: YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
Unknown person: *just starts driving and ignores her*
-a few hours later-
Unknown person: Boss I brought the girl. *takes her out of the bag*
Emiko: FINALLY! I was suffocating in that old thing! *looks around* Where F*UCK AM I ?!
(a/n: emiko appears in some kind of weird basement thing made out of complete concrete)
Boss guy: You are in my hell, so shut up woman!
Emiko: *sees some weirdo on a throne-ish looking thing* What the hell?! Don’t tell me to shut up.
Boss guy: *points to Emiko’s kidnapper* Take her to Joe’s place.
Emiko: WHAT?!
Boss guy: and shut her up will ya.
Kidnapper: *duck tapes Emiko’s mouth, and got bitten in the process* Ow, you B*itch!
-Emiko gets taken outside, with duck taped mouth and tied hands-
Random bystander: La la la la~ *sees Emiko taped up and being taken into a large white vehicle* Oh my god! *runs up to vehicle*
Kidnapper: *sees the bystander* Oh shit I’ve been spotted! What do I do?
Bystander: *kicks the kidnapper, and knocks him out* Are you okay? *untapped Emiko’s mouth*
Emiko: O.O wow
Bystander: Are you okay?!
Emiko: Holy cow! What’s your name? You’re awesome!
Bystander: Rin. Now I’m getting the feeling that you’re okay.
Emiko: Yes! thanks to you! *would hug Rin but her hands are tied up*
Rin: You’re welcome. No problem.
Emiko: Um...could you help me untie myself?
Rin: Sure ^ ^
Emiko: I have the feeling that I know you.
Rin: …..*thinking*.....Yea I do. :)
Emiko: really how?
Kidnapper: uhg....*starts to gain conscientiousness*
Rin: *punches him in the face* Stay asleep!
Emiko: Haha. You want to come to my house Rin?
Rin: uh...can we go to my house? Because I shouldn’t leave my brother alone for too long.
Emiko: Okay :D
-they end up at Rin’s house pretty quickly. they only had to walk 20 blocks-
Emiko: So how do I know you?
Rin: From elementary school. We used to hang out a lot.
Emiko: Really? I’m pretty sure I’d remember you.
Rin: I had to move away to America in 4th grade.
Emiko: Oh. ^ ^;; yea my memory can only go back to 5th grade, and a few times in kindergarten.
Rin: So you’re memory is totally blank during your whole 1st to 4th grade memories?
Emiko: Yups
Rin: wow >.>
Unknown person: Rin who is this?
Rin: Oh hi Len! :) This is my friend Emiko.
Len: Emiko?! Wow she looks so much....older
Emiko: -______________- what are you trying to say, huh?
Len: um...uh...nothing~ ^ ^;;
Emiko: I thought so.
Rin: So you remember her?
Len: How could I not? -.-;; she would always go on and on about this Setsuna guy, and every time I talked bad about him she would hit me.
Emiko: ^ ^;; I did that? Sorry. But seriously, don’t ever talk trash about my Setsuna.
Len: *rubs arm remembering the pain* I learned my lesson a long time ago.
Emiko: Good :)
Rin: Yea, I saved Emiko from this terrible guy. And that’s how we reunited.
Len: Did you call the police, to put that guy in jail?
Emiko&Rin: *looks at each other* . . . . . .
Len: You didn’t, did you...
Rin: eh heh, sorry...?
Emiko: Um...I remember where he lives. *calls police* Hello? *police says some stuff* okay I’ll hold.
Len: What? They can’t tell you to hold!
Emiko: Well they did. Oh wait, she’s unholding me. *police says stuff* I’m reporting a kidnapper. He lives on 45062 Tallymoe Ave. *police says stuff* I swear! I got kidnapped, and a friend helped me escape. And the kidnapper is now laying on the street near a white vehicle unconscious. *police responds* This is not a prank. *police says more stuff* I AM EMIKO SEIEI! GO SEND A POLICE CAR NOW! *police says some stuff* Yea, I thought so! Cuz I know you wouldn’t have acted that way. *police says stuff* You better apologize. You’re lucking I don’t have you fired! *police responds* Thank you.
Len: What happened?
Emiko: She’s going to order pizza.
Rin: WHAT?!
Emiko: Well, I own that police department, so she has to go send a car now.
Rin: You own a police department?
Emiko: You see, police people should have cool things like bullet proof windows, nice speedy cars, bullet proof underwear, and stuff like that. So I bought my own police station, so I can give them that stuff.
Len: Wow.
-someone comes in through the front door-
Mysterious person: I’m home!
Rin: Ichijou! *runs up to greet him with a hug*
Ichijou: Hi Rin :) *kisses her forehead*
Len: *makes a gagging face*
Ichijou: *looks up to see Emiko on the couch* Emiko?
Emiko: Ichijou?
Ichijou: What are you doing here?
Emiko: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Rin: You two know each other?
Emiko: Yea, when my friend Luka-chan was dating Kaname, I hanged out with him from time to time.
Ichijou: Rin is my girlfriend. That’s why I’m here.
Emiko: Oh, really? That’s nice ^ ^
Ichijou: ...so why are you here?
Emiko: oh, right. Um..I’m here because I was kidnapped, and Rin saved me.
Ichijou: Oh no!? Are you okay?
Emiko: I’m fine :)
Ichijou: I meant Rin...but it’s good that you’re okay too.
Len: *starts laughing*
Emiko: ...oh xD okay *laughs at the awkwardness too*
*ring ring*
Emiko: *picks up phone* Hello?
Yaya: EMI-TAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE AN HOUR!! YAYA CAN’T WAIT ANYMORE!!!
Emiko: *had to move the phone away from her ear because Yaya was too loud* Sorry, I ran into some trouble.
Utau: What kind of trouble do you get from answering the door?!
Emiko: I was kidnapped!
Setsuna: Oh my god! ARE YOU OKAY!?
Emiko: Yes, Setsuna ^ ^;; I’m here talking to you aren’t I?
Setsuna: I can’t believe I wasn’t there...
Emiko: Oh no! Setsuna, don’t worry! It’s not your fault! Please don’t get sad. :(
Setsuna: I’m uh..I’m fine.
Emiko: I’ll come home soon, okay?
Setsuna: How about I pick you up?
Emiko: I hope it’s not too much trouble. >~<
Setsuna: What’s the address.
Emiko: um...what is the address?  ^ ^;;
Rin: 138534 Vocachi St.
Emiko: *repeats the address*
Setsuna: I’ll be there soon.
Emiko: Okay see ya *hangs up*
Rin: was that Setsuna?
Emiko: Yes. He seemed very worried.
Len: So I finally get to meet this Setsuna guy.
Emiko: ^ ^ he’s very handsome.
Len: I don’t care -.-
-so after awhile they start talking about cool stuff and Setsuna picks up Emiko. Rin and stuff has planned to meet Emiko at another time to hang out-