Anime Convention

~Previously ~

So they eventually leave, much relief to Mr. Bushi, and go to the anime con.

~Present~

Yaya: WOW!! *is amazed at all the awesomely cosplayed people*
Ikuto: hahahahaha!!! XD
Amu: what’s so funny?
Ikuto: *points to random guy*
Amu: hahahahaaha.
Nyu: Shadup. *Double Slaps*

-they all end up at the anime convention after they leave the restaurant-

Emiko: now, since i brought you here, you all have to buy me one thing with your own money.
Yaya: WHY?!
Utau: you’re rich, so why should i?
Nyu: Np. I can just make some. *Poofing money/currency.(While listening to my my PSP that is....)*
Emiko: well it’s what you owe me for taking care of you people up till now.
Nyu: Wellll, I’ll lend you guys some-
Everyone: YAY!!!
Nyu:...at the interstest of 200% XD *Everyone is like “..........Damn you, I got my hopes up for nothing.”*
Ikuto: bitch. -____-
Amu: so mean of you Nyu
Emiko: xD uh.... i guess it’s a little too late for an April fools joke.
Nyu: Too bad. Thats wat you guys get for pelting me with paint (Nyu's note: even thou I was a dragon and all of that.)
Emiko: cuz i was just joking about the gifts. xD
Setsuna: Nyu, what are you still babbling about? It was a joke, so no one needs your “money”.
Nyu: *Shoves Setsuna with pie in his mouth*
Kaito: gasp!
Emiko: aw~ poor setsuna. let me help you clean that off *lick~* mhmmm~ yummy~ ^ ^
Nyu: OMG!! My eyes! *Everyone else copies*
Setsuna:o////////o t-thank you Emiko, but i got it.
Emiko: but the pie is so tasty...and so are you ;)
Everyone: *still shivering...and screaming about their eyes....And ears.*
Setsuna: i got a napkin, see? I can handle it.
Emiko: ok  ^ ^ ...so Nyu do you still want to throw pie at my Setsuna-sama?
Nyu: …...Holy FCk!!! *Is suddenly swarmed by fan girls....*(nyu's note: when going to a Anime Covention, do not cosplay as Cloud Strife. )
Emiko: xD ha ha serves you right.
Random girl: Take a picture with me!
A guy: Go out with me! (Nyu: O_O)
Another girl: No go out with me! I’m a girl! (a/n: lmfao she thinks Nyu is a guy. xD)
The guy: no~ she is clearly a girl cosplaying as a guy (a/n: Nyu look like a guy cuz she transformed into cloud, but he has his hopes up that she's a girl, even though he’s not sure xD)
Nyu: Get outta my face *Smacks every fan away*
Gay person: but it’s my favorite place to be ;) *blow kisses* but i’d like to go lower.
Nyu: *kneekcaps the gay dude in the private*
Emiko: KYA!!! Get away!! *random people attack emiko too and same for setsuna and also the shugo charas (Nyu: Basicly everyone gets attacked.)*
Nyu: *pops a vein* GRAWWWWWWWW *waves giant Cloud Strife Sword*
Anime con security: Hold it! Everyone back away from the cosplaying professionals.
Fan people: AWW!
Security: professionals please come this way. *leas us somewhere*
Nyu: YEA! Take that you HOMO’S!
Emiko: where are we going?
Setsuna: Nyu worry about what’s going on instead of the homosexual. *sweatdrop*
Nyu: Well, I wouldn’t worry if you get fcked up by homo’s. I’m sure you’ll like that.
Security: *sweatdrop* you people are weird.
Nyu:So is our mom. (wtf? xD)
Yaya: i don’t like this dark hallway TT~TT
NYU:Deal with it, get your god damned teddy bear.
Yaya: HAY! I forgot it at home!
Security: Just through this door up ahead
Emiko: ….. *is worried on what’s on the other side*
Setsuna: you better not plan to rape us or something. Remember there are about 40 of us and one of you.
Security: *sweatdrop* it’s nothing like that.
Nyu: One second. *stands in the front of the group* GRAWWWW!! *burns everything on the otherside*
Emiko: wtf?
Security: NOOOOOO!!!!
Emiko: what’s the matter?
Security: i was just leading you to the VIP room where all the manga artists are! They only like seeing professional cosplayers. Their eyes are too “special” to be seeing fail imitations of their work.
Nyu: OH!! Wait. *turns back time* Whoops XD
Nyu: XP HOHOHO! *Opens the door*
Emiko: ….. dude you almost killed all our favorite manga people. You know i would have killed you if Bisco Hitori died!
Nyu: Well, Tanabe was probalbly on the other side too =_=...
Emiko: And you would have been torchured to death if Kozo Omori was on the other side!
Nyu: And I turn back time and all of ‘em will be safe and sound  XD
Emiko: Well just be glad that you have those strange powers cuz it saved your life.
Nyu: XP Just be glad that I didn’t strip ‘em all before you guys went through the door. XD
Security: O.O
Setsuna: damn it, nyu! you know ordinary mortals should no nothing of our powers and existence.
Nyu: *knocks the Security dude out* There!
Amu: sigh~ nyu, he’ll wake up eventually. what then?
Nyu: *Pokes the dude’s head and changes his mems. Wacks him again and he wakes up*
Security: WHoA! Wat happened ?!
Emiko: you better not go near my head -____-
Security: you’re head?
Setsuna: oh, she’s just going crazy again.
Security: ok...

-they eventually get down to the end of the hallway and through the door which Nyu had rewind time to save-

Nyu: WAIT! ONE MORE THING!
Emiko: DON’T BURN ANYTHING AGAIN!!!
Nyu: BRB :D *Walks away...*
Emiko: what is she doing now?!
Luka: YOU GUYS!!!!
Everyone: *looks in direction of Luka, who was quickly running up to them*
Luka: *gasping for air* why..did...you guys....leave...me at ….the mansion??
Emiko: you seemed busy with that emo guy ^ ^
Luka: *glares daggers at Emiko* well we still would like to have come.
Ulquiorra: *calmly walks up to them* hello creatures of the weird maze home with soft carpets.
Setsuna: thank you?
Emiko: huh?
Luka: where did Nyu run off to?
Emiko: idk.
Nyu: *pops outta nowhere* Tatada! I got meself some snacks! (nyu's note: Jumbo bags from Hong Kong supermarket)
Emiko: you only care about food, huh? xD
Utau: snacks for yourself? what about the rest of us?
Amu: you can’t be fat enough to eat all those giant bags yourself.
Nyu: Stay away from my snacks!
Emiko: …....=.=
Setsuna: don’t worry i got snacks for everyone, except Nyu.
Nyu: XD But I got more XP
Everyone (but Nyu): *gets excited*
Setsuna: *pulls out tiny pills*
Everyone (But NYU): Wtf? D:
Setsuna: Blooy *poof! a pill turns into strawberries*
Nyu: =_= you plan on eating that the whole time?
Emiko: OOOOH!! MAGIC PILLS!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* not exactly magic. during my time in space it’s not easy carrying food, so scientist made these pills. you say blooy and it turns into the food you picture in your mind.
Nyu: More like shitz +p+
Emiko: shut up! let me try one setsuna :D
Setsuna: *gives me one.*
Nyu: I KNOW! Imagine Emiko as a chicken!
Setsuna: *sweat drop* it doesn’t work like that. it can only transform into actual food. Emiko wouldn’t count as a food choice, chicken look a like or not.
Nyu: Hm...your right! She wouldn’t look very tasty...more like nasty...
Emiko: -.- gee thanks *sarcasm*
Security: you guys are taking a long time to get down this hallway.
Luka: what’s on the other side?
Ulquiorra: i don’t know.
Luka: silly, i didn’t ask you ^ ^
Nyu: You’ll be so excited, you’ll go crazy after you’ll see wats behind that door. Wats behind it is really cool, better then you, Goatboy~
Ulquiorra: is it porn? *says in such monotone its kinda shocking*
Everyone: *looks at ulquiorra* O_O......
Nyu:....maybe its Gin strip dancing.....
Emiko: ^ ^ cool.
Setsuna: Emiko! Did you have an affair with this Gin person!?
Emiko: i’m just kidding xD. don’t worry Setsuna-sama. I love only you <3~
Nyu: Right. Relationship like yours don’t last very long...
Emiko: -.- shows what you know. and what do you mean “like yours”
Nyu: >:D, you don’t know what I work as part time~
Emiko: pornography actress?
Nyu: Nope XD Guess again~
Emiko: stripper?
Nyu: Nope ~ Very close thou~
Emiko: hm... personally customizable prostitue? i can see how you would make big bucks. you can look like any one's dream person.
Nyu: no...=_=....*whispers to setsuna:ur future GF is retarded...*
Emiko: future? girlfriend? *cough cough* excuse me, but you’re stupid. he’s my lover!!! xD
Nyu: *burp* WHoops. *ehehheXD*
Security: TT^TT can we just get inside the room with the manga artists?! i want to leave you crazies.
Nyu: Yea, watevea *jams everyone in there*
Security: Here are the most professional people in the anime con today.
Nyu:.....WTF, IS THIS A FARM?! DO I SEE CHICKENS AND GOATS AND PIGS!?!
Security: *sweatdrop* oops, sorry. wrong room. oh wait... sorry this is right. the manga artists have this weird hobby of dressings up as farm animals. they say it stimulates ideas for new mangas.
Nyu: You Btch!!!I bet you turned them into animals!...You know, like in the Frog and the Prince....
Security: O_O how would i do that? I’m just a simple minded weak little mortal *smirks evily*
Nyu: You know what, screw you *turns him into a dog.*
Emiko: NYU! we don’t even know his name!
Nyu: Hey Yaya, whats your...
Security: *poofs and turns back into his human form*
Nyu: I bet your mom helped you turn back into a human.
Security: and i bet you can’t kill me or my mom.
Emiko: *sweatdrop* fail -___-;;;
Nyu: *Kicks him in the dck*
Security: OMG! How you know that was my weakness?!?! *Cries out in pain*
Emiko: poor guy.
Security: *evilly smirks* Just kidding. MUAHAHAHAH!!!! *stands up and pulls out a mighty sword*
Nyu: Hey! Look what I found! *holds up a toy donut*
Security: Don’t touch that-
Nyu: This looks tasty~ *Chomps on the side*
Security: AAHAHHAHA!!! My arm!!
Emiko: Ew! Why would you eat that? > < gross...wait...
Everyone: …....Your an almighty toy donut?
Security: *Sweatdrop* Oh shit...
Emiko: Gasp! That doll is connected to him somehow!
Utau: no shit sherlock.
Nyu: HAHAH! This thing’s chewy! *Nomnomnomnom*
Security: AH! ARGH! UGH!! OWW! SHIIIIT!!> < damn you!!...wait...are you chewing on my butt?
Nyu: *nomomomomon* Maybe~ *SmirkXD*
Setsuna: as i thought. His soul is connected to his soul. Poke the doll’s arm and he feels the poke.
Nyu: Ha! I have an idea!
Amu: meaning if you tear apart the doll, then you tear him apart
Nyu:....Dude....
Emiko: What if we shred him?
Nyu:........Don’t ignore me.....>:C
Security: damn my butt hurts!!!
Emiko: that’s open the doll. see if they’re guts inside. >:)
Nyu: …......DUDE LISTEN TO MEEEEE *Lets a almighy bellow!*
Emiko: what is it Nyu? Something wrong?
Nyu: *Grins, fang showing* Lets hang him on the fan~ Lets see if he can withstand the wind’s power!
Luka: you guy’s are so cruel! >3< leave the poor man alone
Nyu: I know you like the idea XD
Luka: xD yea you’re right, but it’s still unjustly.
Nyu:.....XD I’m still going to hang him XD
Luka: Oh well, at least you can’t say i didn’t try. Hey! Look, pigs! They look tasty! Lets roast them!
Emiko: NO!! Don’t eat them!
Setsuna: remember he turned our favorite manga artists into animals.
Nyu: Nope. Hes lying, listen. *Security screams “Yes!!”*
Emiko: huh?
Security: CUT THAT OUT! YOUR JABBING MY BUTTHOLE!
Emiko: let me try! I wanna torture this bastard *gets doll from Nyu*
Security: and what is a lil’ girl like you going to do that could possibly be worse than that demon cat?
Emiko: *starts drooling over the doll.*
Security: ew... i’m all slobery!!
Emiko: *sticks him in a pile of ants nearby*
Security: EW!! *he feels ants going in odd places* AHHH! MYPANTSOMGHELPHELPHELPHELPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: *throws him in the cow pen*
Security: *lands in a cow waste xD*
Nyu: Here, let me help. *Takes out a funny looking gun labeled “Fart Gun” and yells* Anyone wanna try? *Smirk*
Ulquiorra: i love torturing people and all, but why are you guys going all out? And yes i would like to try.
Yaya: ew. it’s stinky. > <
Nyu: That’s the point =_=”
Ulquiorra: *blasts fart gun* haha xD this is stupid.
Nyu: And fun you mean.
Ulquiorra: Yea, and that too.XD LOLZ *POOTPOOTPOOTPOOT*
Security: *About to die from the smell*
Luka: *sweatdrop* give the guy a break. we don’t even know why he brought us to this farm.
Setsuna: he did save us from those crazy fans too.
Emiko: Yea why did you bring us here?
Security: Well...um...you see, I wanted to trick you guys-
Nyu: WHAT!
Security: -you aren’t going to like me for this, but i was planning on selling you guys on the black market. pretty people who know how to copslay well tend to make me great amount of money.
Nyu: *Rage MODE.Beep.Beep.Beep.*
Setsuna: calm down Nyu. I know his intentions were evil, but he did tell us the truth.... aw, who am i kidding lets kill this sone of a btch!!!
Nyu: Alright! There we go!
Everyone: *Kicks him continuously in the dck*
Security: awugh! my dick!! > < it hurst! SOB!
Emiko: ha, i’d like to see you be able to produce childeren with that now.