Just a Normal Day

Nyu: *whisp to Emiko:You want me to install an camera?And connect it to the Giant LG TV in your bedroom?*
Emiko: silly ^ ^ i already have security cameras all over my house.
Nyu: O_O.....
Emiko: you should see some of the funny videos i have.
Setsuna: …. that’s suppose to be a secret Emiko *sweatdrop*
Emiko: i have them everywhere, even in the bathrooms. no where is private
Everyone other then Nyu (=_=””): O/////A//////O (Holy Shit...)
Emiko: by the way Ikuto, i know you’ve been constipated lately. ^ ^
Ikuto: O////////////////////O n-no.
Amu: is that true?
Ikuto: of course not. *laughs it off “He-hehh-hh...”*
Amu: if it is, i’ll help you get better ^ ^ *hands him medicine*
Utau: why do you have those on hand?
Amu: Um...just in case I have ‘em too..^ ^””
Emiko: no need to be embarrassed, Amu. I carry a whole bunch of stuff with me ^ ^. *opens purse* I have first aid kit, and asprin, and antibiotics, the flu shot needle,  leeches for medical and entertainment purposes, and - *continues to blabber on*
Nyu:......You have food in there? Cus I really need some right now....
Emiko: yea. *pulls out a freshly steamed crab* *Nyu snatches it.*
Amu: how do you do that?
Setsuna: i have yet to figure out how that woman can shove tons of objects into that tiny purse of hers.
Nyu: In fact *Nomomono* I had a friend that knew magic to expand *nomomomomo* spaces in bags and stuff....*NOMOMOMOMOM* 50 grand per itemXD
Emiko: i had Toyo-san do it for me. He knows magic. Do you like you’re crab Nyu? ^ ^
Nyu: Maybe XD
Everyone: I’m hungry too!
Emiko: *pulls out freshy steamed crab for everyone*
-they all have a fancy picnic at that farm-

Yaya: I don’t get it. Why does Emiko have cameras hidden all over her mansion?
Utau: This is bad. Emiko’s gonna kill me if she finds out how many times I’ve insulted her.
Emiko: For security reasons. And by the way Utau, I do know how many times you’ve been badmouthing me.
Nyu: XD Lolz, good thing I don’t live in your house Emiko. I feel sooooo sorry for you guys XDDD *Laughs HOHHOHOH!*
Everyone : …....Damn you...
Yaya: Why are we living in Emiko’s house anyways?
Emiko: Cuz I said so
Ritsu: *sweatdrop* So we’re doing this because you said so?
Emiko: Yes.
Utau: That’s stupid.
Yaya: Yaya doesn’t like this conversation! Yaya will go eat *eats the candy that Emiko secretly brought with her*
Nyu: Well I do XD AND HEY! GIVME! *Grabs Emiko’s magical bag and runs.*
Emiko: HEY! *runs after Nyu*
Utau: Serves her right. Wait, I’m doing it again!
Setsuna: Wait! *Runs after Emiko* *turns* I heard that! *runs*
Utau : OMG...Did he just read my mind? OMG, EVERYONE, WAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T IMAGINE STUFF! SETSUNA CAN READ MINDS!
Kukai: Yeah, Ikuto.
Ikuto: . . .
Amu: ?
Yaya: Imagine stuff? What do you mean?
Utau: Uh....
Rima: NYU! COULD YOU TAKE GAG MANGA OUT OF EMIKO’S BAG?! I WANT TO READ SOME!
Nyu: *comes outta nowhere ((Nyu's note: my awesome teleportion skills XD))* Right. Go get your own, bum. And why would she have gag mangas in the bag? And how do you know? do you spy on her or something?
Rima: It’s a magical  bag. She can take anything out of it.
Nyu: Correction. She can only take things that are in the bag. THE STUFF SHE PUTS IN. =_=”
Rima: . . . So how is it a magical bag? Could she fit a refrigerator in it?
Nyu: Maybe *Smirks*
Amu: Mind reading. . . wow, just wow.
Kukai: This is boring.
Utau: Boring your a**.
Yaya: Yaya wants MORE candy!
Nagi: *gives Yaya candy*
Rima: Who gave you permission to go through my stuff?
Nagi: It was for Yaya.
Rima: Okay then. . .
Ritsu: I don’t see the point of this.
Yaya: THIS CAKE IS YUMMY! WHO MADE IT?
Yui: Tsumugi did!
Yaya: Tsumugi! Your cake is delicious!
Tsumugi: Thanks!
Emiko: *is still running after Nyu* NYU!!! Give me back my bag!!
Nyu: :P go die in a hole
Emiko: That’s my bag!!!
Yaya: I’m serious! this cake is great. ^ ^
Tsumugi: ^ ^ thank you.
Emiko: *over hears them* CAKE?!?!?! GIVE ME SOME! *runs towards them*
Nyu: -___-;;; she stopped for cake?
Setsuna: I would like to have some too please.
Kaito: ME TOO!!

-basically everyone wants some cake-

Tsumugi: *sweatdrop* I’m sorry, there doesn’t seem to be enough to feed 50 people.
Everyone: !?!?!
Emiko: TT~TT no cake....
Utau: go make more.
Tsumugi: …..i guess i could...
Yaya: let me help you ^ ^!!
Tsumugi: ok.

-so they go to bake stuff-

Emiko: ….hey, i was wondering, why are we still in this farm? (Emiko's note: let’s just say they go bake in the farm house where there are ovens and ingredients xD btw farm house is the scenery because it's a semi continuation of the cosplay roleplay)

Yaya: I don’t know. But at least there are cookies supplies here!
Rima: *rages with anger* Has Amu totally forgotten about me? Now she and Nagi are busy with the cake.
Emiko: It’s okay. She hasn’t forgotten you. It’s normal for people to have more than one best friend.
Kukai: I bet you can’t cook for your life.
Utau: Neither can you.
Yaya: Competition!
Emiko: ^ ^ this sounds like fun!
Nyu: i want to be the judge!
Setsuna: just because you like to eat.
Nyu: so? You got a probablem with that?!
Setsuna: no...
Kukai: so what are the rules?
Rima: you have to cook a really yummy dish. so yummy that all the judges picks your dish without a doubt. and it will be judged on the presentation [how yummy it looks, like it makes you want to eat once you see it], the smell [it needs to smell good], and how it tastes [duh!]
Emiko: also! I shall be a cook in this and a judge.  ^ ^
Amu: Uh...Emiko i don’t think you can be both. *sweatdrop*
Emiko: >3< i want to be both. no one has more exquisit taste or cooking than i.
Everyone: *cough cough* suuuure.
Emiko: sigh~ fine i’ll just- *she gets cut off*
Nyu: *laughs evilly* Sure, why not let her be both. i want to see how fail she can cook. HOHOHO!!
Yaya: then yaya wants to be both too!
Kaito: you seem a bit too young yaya.
Yaya: no i’m not!
Kaito: i mean personality wise.
Yaya: > < meanie. Yaya wants to be the youngest and be able to do everything you guys do! But somebody *glares at Kairi* took that spot already.
Kairi: *sweatdrop*
-since i have work to do, i’ll skip to the part when they’re done making food and the big mess of cake batter-
Nyu: *eats the cakes*
Utau: *sweatdrop* That fast?
Kukai: Impossible.
Nyu: The winner is. . .
Yaya: Yes?
Nyu: NOBODY!Rima: Wow.

-time skip to when they get back to Emiko’s house-

Ikuto: *is eavesdropping on Utau and Kukai* (Katrina's note: That was random)
Utau: Faster! Faster! Faster- Oh! Damn it!
Kukai: Ha! Gotcha!
Utau: I’m tired of this.
Kukai: Aww! I wanted to do it again!
Utau: We did it like 20 times already! Isn’t that enough?!
Kukai: No.
Ikuto: *bursts through the door* What are you doing with my sister?!
Kukai: Wha?
Utau: . . . Ikuto. Have you ever heard of video games?
Ikuto: *sweatdrop* Um. . . I thought you guys were. . .
Kukai: Were what?
Ikuto: Were. . . doing. . . it.
Utau: O/////////O Ikuto! What is wrong with you?!
Amu: What’s going on-

-and here is what happens: http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm93/SnowfallNight/shugochara/29-42.jpg

except that in this case, they’re inside, and there’s no ice-cream-

-everyone just got home from the big trip to the unsuccessful trip to an anime con. ikuto kukai utau came home before everyone else--

Emiko: Wah!! TT-TT
Nyu: will you shut up!!?!?
Emiko: W-we didn’t get to tour the anime con that much. TT-TT
Setsuna: it’s ok emiko. we’ll go another time.
Nyu: so stop you’re blabberin!!!
Emiko: *sniffle* ….
Amu: Utau and Kukai came home first, i wonder what they’re doing.
Rima: And you and Ikuto came right after. What was that about?
Amu: uh...um...o.o;; that is unrelated.
Rima: Oh, really?
Amu: You and Nagi are getting really friendly with eachother lately.
Rima: O///O Well... uh... we thought that the fights we had were childish....
Amu: yeaaaa, suuure. what ever you say. *sarcasm*
Emiko: *looks at Rima and looks at Amu and goes back and forth* o.o
Amu&Rima: *they notice emiko’s intense staring*
Rima: what are you looking at?!
Amu: Emiko ^ ^;; you’re kinda distracting.
Emiko: im just trying to understand what you two are fighting about.
Amu: …..
Rima: you’re a total idiot.
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* i think we should give these two some time emiko.
Emiko: ok ^ ^

-everyone leaves-

Nyu: I shall go to the Supermarket.
Emiko: NYUUUU!!! ^ ^ i wanna come with chu!!!
Nyu: Go hang out with Setsuna or something =_=
Emiko: b-but i wanna hang out with Nyu. So i’m going ^ ^.
Nyu: No.
Emiko: too bad :P not you’re decision
Setsuna: Emiko don’t bother Nyu-chan.
Nyu:WTF? wtf is ‘Nyu-chan’?
Setsuna: *cough* sorry was that inappropriate? i am pretty sure you’re a girl because emiko calls you a she. But it is confusing since you’re either always a cat or guy. Those shape shifting powers of yours are trouble-some.
Nyu:You know, I don’t really care about your opinion.
Setsuna: *ignores Nyu and keeps explaning* well there is also the fact that Emiko is kinda of well... you kno. So maybe you’re actually a guy. So should it be Nyu-kun? or should i just stick to something unisex like Nyu-san?
Nyu: You know wat? Stop the honorifics.
Setsuna: but …. i like using honorifics, Nyu-sankunchan. *is still confused about the naming honorifics thing* (kun,san,chan,sama,dono.etc are called honorifics.)
Amu: *sweatdrop* just call her Nyu-san.
Setsuna: kay.
Emiko: *ruffles Setsuna’s hair* so cuute ^ ^!!
Nyu: San’s fine...but no kun or chan!
Setsuna: yes *is slightly embarrassed*
Emiko: ^ ^ you’re so cute Setsuna.
Nyu: Wtf? Tat was random...

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *random scream in the distance*-

Emiko: *doesn’t hear the scream and is pinching setsuna’s cheek cuz he’s so adorable*
Nyu: Lolz, one day he’s going to become dough XD
Setsuna: Emiko. that . scream.
Emiko: uh?
Nyu: Fan girl screams’ XD
Yaya: maybe. or maybe... it’s a MURDER VICTIM!!!
Nagi: dun dun DUUUN!!
Nyu: then go check =.=
Rima: Nagi, that was weird.
Nagi: *sweatdrop* Yaya told me to.....
Yaya: YEAH!
Utau: Murder victim? *sweatdrop*
Some random dude: Two targets in one day. This’ll be fun.
Rima: Weirdo.
Random dude: Would you like to say that again?
Rima: *backs away* Um.....
Police officer: *to random dude* You! You are under arrest!
Random dude: For what?
Police officer: For jumping someone!
Rima: *backs away even further* What the hell....
Random dude: Don’t worry shortie, you weren’t supposed to be next anyways. It was- where’d she go?
Amu: Where’d who go?
Random dude: *runs 15 blocks away*
*15 blocks away*
Utau: Well, he can’t possibly come all the way here.
Some random dude: *gets smacked in the face by a soccer ball* HEY!
Kukai: *sweatdrop* Sorry about that.
Random dude: You totally ruined my cover!
Utau: Well good for you!
Random dude: Well, if I can’t jump you, I’ll just-
Kukai: Wait. You were gonna JUMP her?!
Utau: Idiot.
Nyu: Maybe I should control that dude. *somehow takes over random dudes body and controls him and blah blah blah*
Utau: Okay.... that was... weird.
Emiko: *yawn* I’m getting sleepy.
Setsuna: But aren’t you worried about that scream?
Emiko: I guess, but I’m pretty sure that cop can handle it.
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* you have no sympathy huh?
Emiko: *fell asleep while leaning on setsuna*
Nyu:No shit. Shes got no heart.
Setsuna: *carries Emiko bridal style* She has a heart, it just doesn’t function well when she’s sleepy.
Nyu: Ah! Frankinstin’s bride!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* ….
Emiko: *suddenly whacks Nyu in her sleep* bad kitty *she’s sleep talking*
Setsuna: O.O
Nyu:................Prepared to be ****ed.
Setsuna: Wait!! !NO NO NO!! NYU!!! She didn’t mean it! Don’t kill her because i’ll be hurt in the process!!!!
Nyu: You added the last part for what reason?
Emiko: > < can’t somebody get any sleep around here?!
Setsuna: Sorry Emiko *sweatdrop*
Emiko: *whacks Nyu again for no apparent reason* bad kitty >3<
Nyu: **** you woman! Ima slap you! *Slaps Emiko* You wanna fight?!?!
Emiko: I’m trying to sleep- *faints. more like falls back to sleep*
Setsuna: Nyu! Stop! I’m sure Emiko didn’t mean it. Plus you might accidentally hit me.
Nyu: I don’t care?
Emiko: ZZzzZ
Setsuna: ^ ^;; Let’s go home, shall we?
Nyu: *Already gonnneeeeeeeeee*
Yaya: *apparently pops out of nowhere* Why are you guys fighting constantly?!
Emiko: YAYA!! *gives her some candy* ^ ^
Yaya: CANDY!!!
Amu: Yaya! What do you say?
Yaya: Thank you Emi-tan ^ ^
Emiko: you’re welcome :D
Setsuna: let’s go home!!!
Emiko: whatever you say Setsuna <3~ ^ ^

A few notes/conversation we had while we were writing this story:
[blue = nyu-san pink = katrina-chan green = emiko] ((By the way, can we go to somewhere intersting? Like say, Japan!))
(( WE ARE IN JAPAN! WHERE ELSE WILL YOU FIND ANIME CAST OF SHUGO CHARA AND K-ON AND ETC?!))((EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!! where’s your brain Nyu?))  ((Really?!It doesnt really feel like it is in Japan)) ((-.- so stupid, fine we'll do a Janpane-su theme in the next story.))

So expect a "Japanese" themed story soon. Not sure if it's going to be the next story, but it will appear soon. I shall tell you when the story comes. (I put quotes around Japanese because I don't think we really wrote an absolute Japanese themed story xD I think we just mentioned a bunch of stuff that semi-related to Japan.)

Lmfao xD well to some of you this might not be a normal day, but for us it is. ^ ^ there is always absurd things happening to us. So our normal may be your weird. xD

And as I was rereading/editing this, I noticed that Nyu is a very random person that doesn't make sense half the time. xD lolz I wonder if that bothers/confuses people.

Goatman and Luka!

Okay, well I guess this blog isn't just the roleplays anymore. (I've just decided that actually...)
There will be things like our artwork, other people's artwork, information about us, and whatever else we feel is needed to be posted up on here. But mostly the roleplays will be posted because I'm too lazy to post anything else really :P. But if you really like the pictures and stuff then I guess I can post more stuff up.
For example: Luka-chan was telling me about how when she searches up "Ulquiorra and Luka" on google, nothing comes up. So I've decided to post some of the pictures Luka-chan drew using her "Paint tool Sai" (I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled.)

Ulquiorra and Luka in the bathtub together...with their clothes on apparently....>.>
Ok in my opinion that's just weird.  I don't like wet clothes > < it makes you have to do extra  work during the cleaning process. xD But some people find it sexy.

Ulquiorra and Luka in a Canterella style drawn picture (Canterella = vocaloid song)
This is my personal favorite :D She drew this one super nice! I like Luka's hair the most ^ ^

Ulquiorra and Luka playing the piano.
Apparently there is some kind of romantic writing on the piano, but this stupid (Luka-chan) wrote it too small in an illegible handwriting. Thus, I'm afraid I can't translate/tell you what it is.

Ulquiorra and Luka in Magnet (another vocaloid song)
It's nice, but with the black backgroun Ulquiorra looks like he's apart of the background xD
But I still like it.

Ulquiorra and Luka in some kind of crime scene (?)
I'm not sure how to explain this one xD

So there is Luka-chan's artwork. Do you like them? I made sure to write "Ulquiorra and Luka" in all the captions. I wonder if it'll come up if you search "Ulquiorra and Luka". It probably will. ^ ^
Lol xD this is me supporting their relationship. And mostly to make Luka-chan happy. :D

Emiko's in Danger!?!

Nyu: *comes in as well* Yo, where the food?
Emiko: -____-;; Go to the dining room and perhaps you’ll find some ...idiot >.>
Nyu: There’s nothing there! Bitch..
Emiko: Really? My servants should have put some on the table. At least some fruit?
Nyu: I don’t want no stinkin’ fruit!
Emiko: Then go remind the servants -__-;;
Nyu: *walks to the kitchen to go yell at servants* WHERE THE FU... *suddenly stops* O.O;;
Aizen: Yo Nyu ;)
Nyu: You faggot! You’ve been eating all the food. Such a fatass.
Aizen: This food was a part of my plan.
Nyu: What the hell!? That makes no sense.
Aizen: Of course it doesn’t.
Nyu: WTF?
Aizen: *keeps eating* nom nom nom.
Nyu: I’m going to go complain to Emiko *leaves*
~With Emiko~
Emiko: So I was thinking about building a trap at my front door for when I don’t want visitors. Any suggestions?
Luka: You could have a giant foot statue at the top, waiting to drop on your command.
Emiko: That’s a smart idea.
Nyu: EMIKO! AIZEN-THE-FAG-BAG IS BACK!! AND HE’S EATING ALL MY FOOD!!!
Emiko: ….-____-;; first of all that’s my food. Second of all why the fuck should I care?
Nyu: *looks pissed off and faces Luka* Go.
Luka: huh?
Nyu: *points at door* Go get rid of HIM!! *smacks her out the door*
Luka: Ok ok ok. Sheesh.
~With Aizen~
Aizen: Yo Gin, I just love how I get free food here.
Gin: *nom nom nom : he is also eating* Yes Captain Aizen, but don’t you get your own free food there too?
Aizen: But this stuff is already killed and prepared for you.
Tousen: You are right.
Aizen: *glares at Tousen* When the fuck did I invite you?
Tousen: My humble apologies. *suddenly disappears into the random dark space of my kitchen*
Grimmjow: ….That shit is still scary as fuck. *referring to Tousen disappearing*
Aizen: Yes he is....yes. >.>
Luka: Aizen-sama?
Aizen: Yes?
Luka: Emiko-chan would like for you to stop eating her food.
Aizen: And I care why? She’s stinkin’ rich, she can afford it.
Luka: You should care because I asked you to.
Aizen: …?
Luka: And because I’m pretty. ^ ^~ (Luka-chan made me say it xD)
Aizen: Okay~ *faces to Gin and Grimmjow* Stop stuffing your faces Pi
-meanwhile-
Ed: Since now.
Ritsu: . . .
Kukai: Weird...
Utau: Weird your face.
-later-
Emiko: I think we should watch this! *takes out  a DVD*
Utau: That’s f***ing M rated! Are you trying to traumatize everyone else? There are people here who still don’t know what-
Emiko: Come to think of it, you’re only 16. And M rated stuff is for people 17 and up.
Utau: ….................
Emiko: It would be fun seeing their faces when they see-
Yaya: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Whatcha doing?
Utau: Noooooothing........
Emiko: Oh, we were choosing what movie to watch. And I found something good.
Yaya: Really? What’s it about?
Emiko: It’s about these people who-
Utau: Don’t say it!
Emiko: Fine. Yaya, it’s a sur-
Yaya: Surprise? Okay!
Emiko: ^ ^ Tee hee~ sure why not?
Utau: Let me pick the movie -____--
Emiko: Why? D:
Utau: Cuz you’re friggin’ retarded.
Emiko: But I want to watch this movie. *pulls out a movie from her movie shelf*
Utau: *looks at the move* Liar Liar?
Emiko: *nods her head*
Utau: Fine...
Emiko: Yay!
- they all get cozy in Emiko’s movie theater room (a room that’s just like a movie theater)-
Yaya: Where’s the popcorn?
Emiko: Oh no! We can’t enjoy the movie without popcorn! I’ll go get some.
Amu: And don’t forget the candy.
Utau: And my slushie drink. -_-
Kukai: I would like some twizzlers.
Ikuto: Cat food please.
Emiko: O.O You expect me to get all that?  And what do you mean cat food?!
Ikuto: I want cat food!
Emiko: Sigh~ O~O okay. *leaves to get snacks*
-meanwhile-
Luka: Thank you for not eating the food ^ ^
Aizen: …...
Gin: *smiles creepily* You know this will come with a price.
Luka: o____O....a price?
Aizen: *licks his lips lustfully* yes...a price
Aizen: Luka, you shall come to Heuco Mundo with us.
Luka: is that it?
Aizen: What do you mean?
Luka: I thought you’d rape me or something.
Aizen: -____________- I wouldn’t take Ulquiorra’s woman. That’s just gross.
Gin: *snikers*
Luka: What do you mean that’s gross?!?! >:O
Aizen: …...
Grimmjow: Ugh! So are you coming to Heuco Mundo or not?! *trying to change the subject*
Luka: hmmm....*is very tempted by that offer*
Emiko: *walks into the kitchen* Hi you guys. What are you doing?
Gin: we have stopped eating your food.
Emiko: really? thanks ^ ^
Grimmjow: It tasted like crap anyways. *is pissed off that his crispy munchies were taken away*
Emiko: >:\ your crap.
Grimmjow: What did you say B*ITCH!?!
Emiko: Oh? Do I have to draw you a picture?
Grimmjow: Whore.
Emiko: *slaps him* hmphf. *crosses arms and turns away*
Gin: Now now you two stop it.
Aizen: *cough cough* so before I was so RUDELY interrupted. what is your answer luka?
Emiko: Why do you say her name without an honorific?
Aizen: What?
Emiko: Luka-san
Aizen: why the f*ck would I do that?
Emiko: because it’s the right thing to do!
Aizen: Anyways, Luka what’s ur answer.
Emiko: Ugh. your annoying.
Grimmjow: *flips Emiko off/middle finger*
Emiko: whatever. *goes to get snacks and leaves while sticking her tongue out at everyone*
Aizen: so what is your answer?
Luka: um...uh....
Gin: today please.
Luka: okay ^ ^ I’ll go to Heuco Mundo.
Grimmjow: not another woman. >.>
Luka: -____-;; *decides to let that go*
Aizen: Great! That’s wonderf-
Luka: *interrupts aizen* BUT only if Ulquiorra comes with ^ ^
Aizen: Oka-
Luka: *cuts him off again* AND if I get to share rooms with him, or at least in the room next to his.
Aizen: Sure. That’s fin-
Luka: Also-
Aizen: *cuts luka off* STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! this was not a part of my plan -___-
Luka: ^ ^;; sorry
-back with Emiko and others-
Emiko: I got the snacks ^ ^ !!
Utau: What took you so long? -.-
Emiko: Grimmjow was being mean to me > <
Yaya: SNACKS!! *attacks snacks*
*ding dong*
Emiko: I’ll get it *gets up*
Amu: hurry back or we’ll start without you.
Emiko: okay
-Emiko is now at the at the door after 10 minutes. (it takes that long to get to her front door from her movie theater room xD)-
Emiko: *opens door* Hello?
-Emiko is suddenly placed into a large bag-
Emiko: Ahh! Arg. ugh. *struggles in the bag*
Unknown person: Shut up!
Emiko: No! Let me out immediately!
Unknown person: I’m the kidnapper here. No telling me what to do.
Emiko: Who the hell are you?
Unknown person: You’ll find out later.
Emiko: Hmph. >:\
Unknown person: *throws Emiko into the trunk*
Emiko: BE GENTLE!!
Unknown person: -_____-;; you’re the only person I know who yells at their kidnapper. I could kill you right now!
Emiko: YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
Unknown person: *just starts driving and ignores her*
-a few hours later-
Unknown person: Boss I brought the girl. *takes her out of the bag*
Emiko: FINALLY! I was suffocating in that old thing! *looks around* Where F*UCK AM I ?!
(a/n: emiko appears in some kind of weird basement thing made out of complete concrete)
Boss guy: You are in my hell, so shut up woman!
Emiko: *sees some weirdo on a throne-ish looking thing* What the hell?! Don’t tell me to shut up.
Boss guy: *points to Emiko’s kidnapper* Take her to Joe’s place.
Emiko: WHAT?!
Boss guy: and shut her up will ya.
Kidnapper: *duck tapes Emiko’s mouth, and got bitten in the process* Ow, you B*itch!
-Emiko gets taken outside, with duck taped mouth and tied hands-
Random bystander: La la la la~ *sees Emiko taped up and being taken into a large white vehicle* Oh my god! *runs up to vehicle*
Kidnapper: *sees the bystander* Oh shit I’ve been spotted! What do I do?
Bystander: *kicks the kidnapper, and knocks him out* Are you okay? *untapped Emiko’s mouth*
Emiko: O.O wow
Bystander: Are you okay?!
Emiko: Holy cow! What’s your name? You’re awesome!
Bystander: Rin. Now I’m getting the feeling that you’re okay.
Emiko: Yes! thanks to you! *would hug Rin but her hands are tied up*
Rin: You’re welcome. No problem.
Emiko: Um...could you help me untie myself?
Rin: Sure ^ ^
Emiko: I have the feeling that I know you.
Rin: …..*thinking*.....Yea I do. :)
Emiko: really how?
Kidnapper: uhg....*starts to gain conscientiousness*
Rin: *punches him in the face* Stay asleep!
Emiko: Haha. You want to come to my house Rin?
Rin: uh...can we go to my house? Because I shouldn’t leave my brother alone for too long.
Emiko: Okay :D
-they end up at Rin’s house pretty quickly. they only had to walk 20 blocks-
Emiko: So how do I know you?
Rin: From elementary school. We used to hang out a lot.
Emiko: Really? I’m pretty sure I’d remember you.
Rin: I had to move away to America in 4th grade.
Emiko: Oh. ^ ^;; yea my memory can only go back to 5th grade, and a few times in kindergarten.
Rin: So you’re memory is totally blank during your whole 1st to 4th grade memories?
Emiko: Yups
Rin: wow >.>
Unknown person: Rin who is this?
Rin: Oh hi Len! :) This is my friend Emiko.
Len: Emiko?! Wow she looks so much....older
Emiko: -______________- what are you trying to say, huh?
Len: um...uh...nothing~ ^ ^;;
Emiko: I thought so.
Rin: So you remember her?
Len: How could I not? -.-;; she would always go on and on about this Setsuna guy, and every time I talked bad about him she would hit me.
Emiko: ^ ^;; I did that? Sorry. But seriously, don’t ever talk trash about my Setsuna.
Len: *rubs arm remembering the pain* I learned my lesson a long time ago.
Emiko: Good :)
Rin: Yea, I saved Emiko from this terrible guy. And that’s how we reunited.
Len: Did you call the police, to put that guy in jail?
Emiko&Rin: *looks at each other* . . . . . .
Len: You didn’t, did you...
Rin: eh heh, sorry...?
Emiko: Um...I remember where he lives. *calls police* Hello? *police says some stuff* okay I’ll hold.
Len: What? They can’t tell you to hold!
Emiko: Well they did. Oh wait, she’s unholding me. *police says stuff* I’m reporting a kidnapper. He lives on 45062 Tallymoe Ave. *police says stuff* I swear! I got kidnapped, and a friend helped me escape. And the kidnapper is now laying on the street near a white vehicle unconscious. *police responds* This is not a prank. *police says more stuff* I AM EMIKO SEIEI! GO SEND A POLICE CAR NOW! *police says some stuff* Yea, I thought so! Cuz I know you wouldn’t have acted that way. *police says stuff* You better apologize. You’re lucking I don’t have you fired! *police responds* Thank you.
Len: What happened?
Emiko: She’s going to order pizza.
Rin: WHAT?!
Emiko: Well, I own that police department, so she has to go send a car now.
Rin: You own a police department?
Emiko: You see, police people should have cool things like bullet proof windows, nice speedy cars, bullet proof underwear, and stuff like that. So I bought my own police station, so I can give them that stuff.
Len: Wow.
-someone comes in through the front door-
Mysterious person: I’m home!
Rin: Ichijou! *runs up to greet him with a hug*
Ichijou: Hi Rin :) *kisses her forehead*
Len: *makes a gagging face*
Ichijou: *looks up to see Emiko on the couch* Emiko?
Emiko: Ichijou?
Ichijou: What are you doing here?
Emiko: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Rin: You two know each other?
Emiko: Yea, when my friend Luka-chan was dating Kaname, I hanged out with him from time to time.
Ichijou: Rin is my girlfriend. That’s why I’m here.
Emiko: Oh, really? That’s nice ^ ^
Ichijou: ...so why are you here?
Emiko: oh, right. Um..I’m here because I was kidnapped, and Rin saved me.
Ichijou: Oh no!? Are you okay?
Emiko: I’m fine :)
Ichijou: I meant Rin...but it’s good that you’re okay too.
Len: *starts laughing*
Emiko: ...oh xD okay *laughs at the awkwardness too*
*ring ring*
Emiko: *picks up phone* Hello?
Yaya: EMI-TAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE AN HOUR!! YAYA CAN’T WAIT ANYMORE!!!
Emiko: *had to move the phone away from her ear because Yaya was too loud* Sorry, I ran into some trouble.
Utau: What kind of trouble do you get from answering the door?!
Emiko: I was kidnapped!
Setsuna: Oh my god! ARE YOU OKAY!?
Emiko: Yes, Setsuna ^ ^;; I’m here talking to you aren’t I?
Setsuna: I can’t believe I wasn’t there...
Emiko: Oh no! Setsuna, don’t worry! It’s not your fault! Please don’t get sad. :(
Setsuna: I’m uh..I’m fine.
Emiko: I’ll come home soon, okay?
Setsuna: How about I pick you up?
Emiko: I hope it’s not too much trouble. >~<
Setsuna: What’s the address.
Emiko: um...what is the address?  ^ ^;;
Rin: 138534 Vocachi St.
Emiko: *repeats the address*
Setsuna: I’ll be there soon.
Emiko: Okay see ya *hangs up*
Rin: was that Setsuna?
Emiko: Yes. He seemed very worried.
Len: So I finally get to meet this Setsuna guy.
Emiko: ^ ^ he’s very handsome.
Len: I don’t care -.-
-so after awhile they start talking about cool stuff and Setsuna picks up Emiko. Rin and stuff has planned to meet Emiko at another time to hang out-

Post Update 001

Okay, so I have been posting new entries of the roleplay everyday.
However, Nyu was complaining about how I am posting everyday. Apparently, we can not write new material that quickly. Thus, according to Nyu, we will run out of things to post. So we have decided to post once a week. I have decided that I will post up a new roleplay story every Saturday. The time it shall be posted will vary. I guess this is better in a way because now people can have more time to read the stories, which are unusually long. My dad says I should write a book about this stuff, but I don't know. I might. xD lolz but I have not time. Stupid homework. > <

Anyways, I just wanted to let you know about how the posts will now be weekly instead of daily. I hope this doesn't cause any problems. Probably won't, but you never know. xD

Anime Convention

~Previously ~

So they eventually leave, much relief to Mr. Bushi, and go to the anime con.

~Present~

Yaya: WOW!! *is amazed at all the awesomely cosplayed people*
Ikuto: hahahahaha!!! XD
Amu: what’s so funny?
Ikuto: *points to random guy*
Amu: hahahahaaha.
Nyu: Shadup. *Double Slaps*

-they all end up at the anime convention after they leave the restaurant-

Emiko: now, since i brought you here, you all have to buy me one thing with your own money.
Yaya: WHY?!
Utau: you’re rich, so why should i?
Nyu: Np. I can just make some. *Poofing money/currency.(While listening to my my PSP that is....)*
Emiko: well it’s what you owe me for taking care of you people up till now.
Nyu: Wellll, I’ll lend you guys some-
Everyone: YAY!!!
Nyu:...at the interstest of 200% XD *Everyone is like “..........Damn you, I got my hopes up for nothing.”*
Ikuto: bitch. -____-
Amu: so mean of you Nyu
Emiko: xD uh.... i guess it’s a little too late for an April fools joke.
Nyu: Too bad. Thats wat you guys get for pelting me with paint (Nyu's note: even thou I was a dragon and all of that.)
Emiko: cuz i was just joking about the gifts. xD
Setsuna: Nyu, what are you still babbling about? It was a joke, so no one needs your “money”.
Nyu: *Shoves Setsuna with pie in his mouth*
Kaito: gasp!
Emiko: aw~ poor setsuna. let me help you clean that off *lick~* mhmmm~ yummy~ ^ ^
Nyu: OMG!! My eyes! *Everyone else copies*
Setsuna:o////////o t-thank you Emiko, but i got it.
Emiko: but the pie is so tasty...and so are you ;)
Everyone: *still shivering...and screaming about their eyes....And ears.*
Setsuna: i got a napkin, see? I can handle it.
Emiko: ok  ^ ^ ...so Nyu do you still want to throw pie at my Setsuna-sama?
Nyu: …...Holy FCk!!! *Is suddenly swarmed by fan girls....*(nyu's note: when going to a Anime Covention, do not cosplay as Cloud Strife. )
Emiko: xD ha ha serves you right.
Random girl: Take a picture with me!
A guy: Go out with me! (Nyu: O_O)
Another girl: No go out with me! I’m a girl! (a/n: lmfao she thinks Nyu is a guy. xD)
The guy: no~ she is clearly a girl cosplaying as a guy (a/n: Nyu look like a guy cuz she transformed into cloud, but he has his hopes up that she's a girl, even though he’s not sure xD)
Nyu: Get outta my face *Smacks every fan away*
Gay person: but it’s my favorite place to be ;) *blow kisses* but i’d like to go lower.
Nyu: *kneekcaps the gay dude in the private*
Emiko: KYA!!! Get away!! *random people attack emiko too and same for setsuna and also the shugo charas (Nyu: Basicly everyone gets attacked.)*
Nyu: *pops a vein* GRAWWWWWWWW *waves giant Cloud Strife Sword*
Anime con security: Hold it! Everyone back away from the cosplaying professionals.
Fan people: AWW!
Security: professionals please come this way. *leas us somewhere*
Nyu: YEA! Take that you HOMO’S!
Emiko: where are we going?
Setsuna: Nyu worry about what’s going on instead of the homosexual. *sweatdrop*
Nyu: Well, I wouldn’t worry if you get fcked up by homo’s. I’m sure you’ll like that.
Security: *sweatdrop* you people are weird.
Nyu:So is our mom. (wtf? xD)
Yaya: i don’t like this dark hallway TT~TT
NYU:Deal with it, get your god damned teddy bear.
Yaya: HAY! I forgot it at home!
Security: Just through this door up ahead
Emiko: ….. *is worried on what’s on the other side*
Setsuna: you better not plan to rape us or something. Remember there are about 40 of us and one of you.
Security: *sweatdrop* it’s nothing like that.
Nyu: One second. *stands in the front of the group* GRAWWWW!! *burns everything on the otherside*
Emiko: wtf?
Security: NOOOOOO!!!!
Emiko: what’s the matter?
Security: i was just leading you to the VIP room where all the manga artists are! They only like seeing professional cosplayers. Their eyes are too “special” to be seeing fail imitations of their work.
Nyu: OH!! Wait. *turns back time* Whoops XD
Nyu: XP HOHOHO! *Opens the door*
Emiko: ….. dude you almost killed all our favorite manga people. You know i would have killed you if Bisco Hitori died!
Nyu: Well, Tanabe was probalbly on the other side too =_=...
Emiko: And you would have been torchured to death if Kozo Omori was on the other side!
Nyu: And I turn back time and all of ‘em will be safe and sound  XD
Emiko: Well just be glad that you have those strange powers cuz it saved your life.
Nyu: XP Just be glad that I didn’t strip ‘em all before you guys went through the door. XD
Security: O.O
Setsuna: damn it, nyu! you know ordinary mortals should no nothing of our powers and existence.
Nyu: *knocks the Security dude out* There!
Amu: sigh~ nyu, he’ll wake up eventually. what then?
Nyu: *Pokes the dude’s head and changes his mems. Wacks him again and he wakes up*
Security: WHoA! Wat happened ?!
Emiko: you better not go near my head -____-
Security: you’re head?
Setsuna: oh, she’s just going crazy again.
Security: ok...

-they eventually get down to the end of the hallway and through the door which Nyu had rewind time to save-

Nyu: WAIT! ONE MORE THING!
Emiko: DON’T BURN ANYTHING AGAIN!!!
Nyu: BRB :D *Walks away...*
Emiko: what is she doing now?!
Luka: YOU GUYS!!!!
Everyone: *looks in direction of Luka, who was quickly running up to them*
Luka: *gasping for air* why..did...you guys....leave...me at ….the mansion??
Emiko: you seemed busy with that emo guy ^ ^
Luka: *glares daggers at Emiko* well we still would like to have come.
Ulquiorra: *calmly walks up to them* hello creatures of the weird maze home with soft carpets.
Setsuna: thank you?
Emiko: huh?
Luka: where did Nyu run off to?
Emiko: idk.
Nyu: *pops outta nowhere* Tatada! I got meself some snacks! (nyu's note: Jumbo bags from Hong Kong supermarket)
Emiko: you only care about food, huh? xD
Utau: snacks for yourself? what about the rest of us?
Amu: you can’t be fat enough to eat all those giant bags yourself.
Nyu: Stay away from my snacks!
Emiko: …....=.=
Setsuna: don’t worry i got snacks for everyone, except Nyu.
Nyu: XD But I got more XP
Everyone (but Nyu): *gets excited*
Setsuna: *pulls out tiny pills*
Everyone (But NYU): Wtf? D:
Setsuna: Blooy *poof! a pill turns into strawberries*
Nyu: =_= you plan on eating that the whole time?
Emiko: OOOOH!! MAGIC PILLS!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* not exactly magic. during my time in space it’s not easy carrying food, so scientist made these pills. you say blooy and it turns into the food you picture in your mind.
Nyu: More like shitz +p+
Emiko: shut up! let me try one setsuna :D
Setsuna: *gives me one.*
Nyu: I KNOW! Imagine Emiko as a chicken!
Setsuna: *sweat drop* it doesn’t work like that. it can only transform into actual food. Emiko wouldn’t count as a food choice, chicken look a like or not.
Nyu: Hm...your right! She wouldn’t look very tasty...more like nasty...
Emiko: -.- gee thanks *sarcasm*
Security: you guys are taking a long time to get down this hallway.
Luka: what’s on the other side?
Ulquiorra: i don’t know.
Luka: silly, i didn’t ask you ^ ^
Nyu: You’ll be so excited, you’ll go crazy after you’ll see wats behind that door. Wats behind it is really cool, better then you, Goatboy~
Ulquiorra: is it porn? *says in such monotone its kinda shocking*
Everyone: *looks at ulquiorra* O_O......
Nyu:....maybe its Gin strip dancing.....
Emiko: ^ ^ cool.
Setsuna: Emiko! Did you have an affair with this Gin person!?
Emiko: i’m just kidding xD. don’t worry Setsuna-sama. I love only you <3~
Nyu: Right. Relationship like yours don’t last very long...
Emiko: -.- shows what you know. and what do you mean “like yours”
Nyu: >:D, you don’t know what I work as part time~
Emiko: pornography actress?
Nyu: Nope XD Guess again~
Emiko: stripper?
Nyu: Nope ~ Very close thou~
Emiko: hm... personally customizable prostitue? i can see how you would make big bucks. you can look like any one's dream person.
Nyu: no...=_=....*whispers to setsuna:ur future GF is retarded...*
Emiko: future? girlfriend? *cough cough* excuse me, but you’re stupid. he’s my lover!!! xD
Nyu: *burp* WHoops. *ehehheXD*
Security: TT^TT can we just get inside the room with the manga artists?! i want to leave you crazies.
Nyu: Yea, watevea *jams everyone in there*
Security: Here are the most professional people in the anime con today.
Nyu:.....WTF, IS THIS A FARM?! DO I SEE CHICKENS AND GOATS AND PIGS!?!
Security: *sweatdrop* oops, sorry. wrong room. oh wait... sorry this is right. the manga artists have this weird hobby of dressings up as farm animals. they say it stimulates ideas for new mangas.
Nyu: You Btch!!!I bet you turned them into animals!...You know, like in the Frog and the Prince....
Security: O_O how would i do that? I’m just a simple minded weak little mortal *smirks evily*
Nyu: You know what, screw you *turns him into a dog.*
Emiko: NYU! we don’t even know his name!
Nyu: Hey Yaya, whats your...
Security: *poofs and turns back into his human form*
Nyu: I bet your mom helped you turn back into a human.
Security: and i bet you can’t kill me or my mom.
Emiko: *sweatdrop* fail -___-;;;
Nyu: *Kicks him in the dck*
Security: OMG! How you know that was my weakness?!?! *Cries out in pain*
Emiko: poor guy.
Security: *evilly smirks* Just kidding. MUAHAHAHAH!!!! *stands up and pulls out a mighty sword*
Nyu: Hey! Look what I found! *holds up a toy donut*
Security: Don’t touch that-
Nyu: This looks tasty~ *Chomps on the side*
Security: AAHAHHAHA!!! My arm!!
Emiko: Ew! Why would you eat that? > < gross...wait...
Everyone: …....Your an almighty toy donut?
Security: *Sweatdrop* Oh shit...
Emiko: Gasp! That doll is connected to him somehow!
Utau: no shit sherlock.
Nyu: HAHAH! This thing’s chewy! *Nomnomnomnom*
Security: AH! ARGH! UGH!! OWW! SHIIIIT!!> < damn you!!...wait...are you chewing on my butt?
Nyu: *nomomomomon* Maybe~ *SmirkXD*
Setsuna: as i thought. His soul is connected to his soul. Poke the doll’s arm and he feels the poke.
Nyu: Ha! I have an idea!
Amu: meaning if you tear apart the doll, then you tear him apart
Nyu:....Dude....
Emiko: What if we shred him?
Nyu:........Don’t ignore me.....>:C
Security: damn my butt hurts!!!
Emiko: that’s open the doll. see if they’re guts inside. >:)
Nyu: …......DUDE LISTEN TO MEEEEE *Lets a almighy bellow!*
Emiko: what is it Nyu? Something wrong?
Nyu: *Grins, fang showing* Lets hang him on the fan~ Lets see if he can withstand the wind’s power!
Luka: you guy’s are so cruel! >3< leave the poor man alone
Nyu: I know you like the idea XD
Luka: xD yea you’re right, but it’s still unjustly.
Nyu:.....XD I’m still going to hang him XD
Luka: Oh well, at least you can’t say i didn’t try. Hey! Look, pigs! They look tasty! Lets roast them!
Emiko: NO!! Don’t eat them!
Setsuna: remember he turned our favorite manga artists into animals.
Nyu: Nope. Hes lying, listen. *Security screams “Yes!!”*
Emiko: huh?
Security: CUT THAT OUT! YOUR JABBING MY BUTTHOLE!
Emiko: let me try! I wanna torture this bastard *gets doll from Nyu*
Security: and what is a lil’ girl like you going to do that could possibly be worse than that demon cat?
Emiko: *starts drooling over the doll.*
Security: ew... i’m all slobery!!
Emiko: *sticks him in a pile of ants nearby*
Security: EW!! *he feels ants going in odd places* AHHH! MYPANTSOMGHELPHELPHELPHELPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: *throws him in the cow pen*
Security: *lands in a cow waste xD*
Nyu: Here, let me help. *Takes out a funny looking gun labeled “Fart Gun” and yells* Anyone wanna try? *Smirk*
Ulquiorra: i love torturing people and all, but why are you guys going all out? And yes i would like to try.
Yaya: ew. it’s stinky. > <
Nyu: That’s the point =_=”
Ulquiorra: *blasts fart gun* haha xD this is stupid.
Nyu: And fun you mean.
Ulquiorra: Yea, and that too.XD LOLZ *POOTPOOTPOOTPOOT*
Security: *About to die from the smell*
Luka: *sweatdrop* give the guy a break. we don’t even know why he brought us to this farm.
Setsuna: he did save us from those crazy fans too.
Emiko: Yea why did you bring us here?
Security: Well...um...you see, I wanted to trick you guys-
Nyu: WHAT!
Security: -you aren’t going to like me for this, but i was planning on selling you guys on the black market. pretty people who know how to copslay well tend to make me great amount of money.
Nyu: *Rage MODE.Beep.Beep.Beep.*
Setsuna: calm down Nyu. I know his intentions were evil, but he did tell us the truth.... aw, who am i kidding lets kill this sone of a btch!!!
Nyu: Alright! There we go!
Everyone: *Kicks him continuously in the dck*
Security: awugh! my dick!! > < it hurst! SOB!
Emiko: ha, i’d like to see you be able to produce childeren with that now.