A Weird, but Normal Day Becomes the Craziest Day Ever

*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.
Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*

*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.

*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!


To be continued! Maybe...

Emiko's Panic Room

Apparently, someone was chasing after the Scandinavian countries (Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, and Finland. For some strange reason, there was a random fork in the road. And for another strange reason, while Sweden, Finland and Iceland took the road on the left, Denmark grabbed Norway and took the road on the right. And unfortunately for the two of them, the someone decided to go after Norway and Denmark. Denmark dragged Norway to a mansion, which happened to be Emiko’s mansion, although of course, he didn’t know that. They ran through the door so fast, that to Satoya and Hana, they looked like a blur.
(by the way, Satoya and Hana are siblings.)

*WARNING ..er- some pervy content ahead? xD;;

Satoya: Hana?
Hana: Onee-chan.
Satoya: Right, er... onee-chan?
Hana: What?
Satoya: What the hell was that?
Hana: Why are you asking me?
*at the end of the hallway*
Denmark: Hey! A panic button! *presses panic button, and a door opens*  
Norway: What the-
Denmark: *drags Norway into the room and the door closes on them* I’m hungry.
Norway: You drag me into some random person’s house, and now you’re complaining that you’re hungry?
Denmark: *opens closet* Uh... whatthefuck....... WHO FILLS THEIR PANIC ROOM CLOSETS WITH DILDOS?!
Norway: *thinking* I thought Denmark was weird for filling his panic room closet with beer, but this is worse..... (Katrina's note: The idea for the panic room and  beer came from this fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6327356/1/The_Nordic_Switch. The dildos came from a weird quiz Emiko made up and sent to everyone)
*the panic room door opens revealing who was chasing after them*
Nyu: You chose to hide here, out of all places?
Denmark: Stay back! *takes out an axe out of nowhere*
*Just then, Rin comes strolling in*
Rin: HOLY SHIT. Nyu, what the hell are you doing? And why are there these... guys with dangerous axes?!
*Nyu, Denmark, and Norway all look at Rin*
Nyu: Err... I don’t know. I was chasing these guys and they ran in here.
Rin: So wouldn’t it be your fault that they came here?
Norway: No. It was Denmark’s fault. He dragged me here.
Denmark: Yup- Hey! Why are you always blaming me?
Rin: Now now, you guys! I have no idea who  you are, but if you know Nyu, and happened to run into Emiko’s mansion, I’m guessing you aren’t some violent trolls who want to burn down the house or anything ^ ^;
Denmark: We don’t know Nyu. Nyu chased us here, saying something about killing us and taking over our bodies. And what the hell do you mean by violent trolls?! We’re former vikings, not violent trolls!
Rin: Vikings, ey? Interesting... and hey! What your language, mister! This isn’t your house, so you have no right to start yelling at us, after YOU barged in >:/ *hands on hips*
*All of a sudden Len comes in, searching for Rin*
Len: Rin? Rinnn~ Where are you? You need to finish your lessons- *sees Nyu, Norway, and Denmark* W-who are these people? *whips out a gun*?
Denmark: The heck? A fourteen year old with a gun? Is that even legal?
Len: I-I don’t really know.. but for all you know, I could be over 14, couldn’t I? ;D
Rin: What the hell are you talking about, Len? You look 14 OR UNDER. --;
Denmark: For all you know, I could be over 1000!
Norway: Shut up.
Len: So.. Rin, are these people trustworthy?
Rin: I-I don’t really know ^ ^;
Norway: Isn’t this the place that we came to when Canada went missing?
Denmark: Aha! I remember this! That’s why Nyu looks so familiar!
Rin: Oh! Its you people? I remember! The guy with the white polar bear, and his friends, right? :D Its ok Len! They’re not bad people... I’m pretty sure ^ ^
Len: Umm.. you sure? *lowers gun* Ok, then... but if you try anything weird... I’m taking my gun back out. *puts it away*
Denmark: I do have one question, though. Why are the closets in this panic room filled with dildos?
*Rin and Len look at each other with “WTF” kind of faces*
Rin: I-I don’t know! ;A; Emiko is... a pervert? ;D xD
Len: Well, why don’t you go meet Emiko now? I’m sure she would want to see... who ran into her mansion. --;
Ritsu: *randomly walks in* I OBJECT! If Emiko sees anyone, she’ll force them to live in her mansion! Although........... it would be nice to have vikings here............ that would surely horrify Mio........
Rin: LOL xDD Mio’s scared of vikings?
Ritsu: No. She’s afraid of ghosts, monsters, weapons, barnacles-
Mio: *walks in and smacks Ritsu*
Rin: O_O Oh dear... shall we call Hana for some medical assistance?
Ritsu: I’m fine! This happens all of the time! Mio! You’re such a meanie!
Mio: …
Len: Alright guys! Shall we escort these... people, to Emiko? *still slightly suspicious*
Ritsu: Sure, why not?
Denmark: Okay. *drags Norway to the kitchen, wherever that is*
Mio: …...............
*in the kitchen*
Emiko: *eating strawberries*
Yui: *also eating strawberries*
Denmark: This place is big!
Yui: Oh hi! Are you here for some strawberries?
Denmark: Sure. Any type of food is fine!
Norway: What is wrong with you, anko? You go into other people’s houses without their permission and take their food?!
Yui: I don’t mind. Emiko shouldn’t mind either. Right Emiko?
Emiko: Yeah, sure! I don’t mind. My mansion is full of food! And space for everyone! Who is worth enough to be with the epic Emiko Seiei! >:DD (Nyu's note:
Norway: …........
Rin: … I think she’s drunk ^ ^; She has these times... when she drinks sake and... yeahh~
Denmark: So, is there any beer?
Norway: We didn’t come here to get you drunk.
Denmark: But I want beer!
Norway: Shut up.
Emiko: I AM NOT DRUNK! D:< (Nyu's note:
Rin: ...Oh really, Emiko? Sou desu ka~? O_o (Rin's note: xDDD My favorite line~ <3)
Denmark: Well, she sure is acting like she’s drunk.
Rin: My point exactly. How do we make a decision of giving these people food, or not, if Emiko isn’t in her right mind?
Yui: Just give them food. Food is good. Especially cakes and tea and strawberries and ice cream and everything.
Nyu: *Floats around dumping food from Emiko’s fridge.*
Yui: It’s raining food!
*Hana comes walking in*
Hana: Oh no! You can’t make a mess in here! >:(
Nyu: *waves fridge* PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
Denmark: *finds a bottle of beer* Yes!
Norway: I’m leaving. *walks out of the kitchen*
*random police officer walks in*
Officer: None of you are going anywhere! Do you realize how much noise pollution you’re causing?!
Norway: I have nothing to do with this..........
Officer: Well....... uh.......... YOU’RE STILL NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Nyu:*>_>* Trespasser!!! *Beats the Police guy up*  MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHA DIEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~
Rin: Wait.. isn’t one of your other friends... the United Kingdom... err.. Britain... England! He’s a police officer isn’t he? DON’T BEAT UP ENGLAND, NYU~ ;A;
Denmark: ja, kinda. I haven’t talked to him in a while- wait. That dude is NOT England. England is too busy fighting with France to walk into random people’s houses.
Rin: Really? Oh, ok good! I don’t want Nyu to beat up your friends... err.. Emiko’s friends too? *confused by her own words*
Nyu: Too bad for the guy >_>. He trespassed first. Party crasher.
Norway: What’s that? *looks up at a lens thingy*
Rin: It’s a security camera.
Norway: She has one too..... great.
Rin: ?
Norway: Denmark isn’t the only one with cameras all around his house......
Denmark: Emiko doesn't have cameras in the bathrooms, right? Cuz that’s just creepy.
Nyu:Yers. She does. Cus thats how pervs roll. Cams in bathrooms. In fact. Theres no where in the house with no cam...>_> *In a scary voice* You are being watched. Everywhere.
Denmark: Then I don’t want to stay here.......
Emiko: Sorry. You’re trapped. And where do you think you’re going? *looks at Norway*
Norway: …..................
Nyu: Pay me and I’ll get you outta here. *Evil grin* X3
Rin: Emiko especially likes to put security cameras in people’s BEDROOMS. >///<
Nyu:...for pervy reasons.... That’s why I don’t live here.
Yui: The best way to get by is to go to your own house to change your clothes or use the bathroom. And make sure you aren’t having an affair with your roomate.
Rin: And do WHATEVER ELSE you want ;DDD
Nyu: FREEDOM FOR THE WIN!
Rin: LOL WAIT! Have an affair with your roomate...?
Ritsu: Yui. I didn’t expect you to say something that strange.
Mio: I didn’t hear that.
Nyu:>_>...Darn right. I didn’t hear anything.
Yui: What? You people say pervy things all the time.
Ritsu: DAMN YOU EMIKO! YUI HAS LOST HER INNOCENCE!
Nyu: That ain’t pervy. That’s just plain gross...
Ritsu: Why are we just standing here? *takes all of the Oreos and milk from the kitchen and goes upstairs*
Yui: Come on, Mio! *drags Mio upstairs*
Nyu: *Grins* LOLLOLLOL I’MA GO BUY SOME GAMES. C YA SUCKERS. *disappears* (Nyu's note: Poor people. They all trapped.)
Denmark: Aw, man! We’re out of beer!
Norway: That’s because you drank it all, idiot.
Denmark: I see......... *is totally oblivious to the fact that Norway called him an idiot*
Rin: You people are weird.
Denmark: *ignores Rin’s comment* Okay then. Since there’s no more beer, I’m leaving.
Norway: Now you plan on leaving? Emiko has locked everything up.
Emiko: Yes. I don’t want anyone to wander out into the open and get lost.
Denmark: This isn’t part of your evil plan to kill everyone, is it?
Norway: …...........
Emiko: Why would I do that? And by the way, I know what you guys are thinking. Denmark, you’re planning on jumping out the window? The windows are LOCKED. And Norway, *locks the back door* The back door is locked too.
Rin: Emiko! It isn’t nice to lock people inside!
Emiko: But it’s fun!~
Denmark: Not for the people who are being locked up!
Norway: You have a point.... but you’re still annoying.
Denmark: I see.....
Emiko: If there was such thing as verbal S&M, you’d be the masochist. From what I’ve noticed, you’ve been oblivious every time your friend insulted you.
Norway: Since when was I friends with him?
Denmark: Since over 1000 years ago. Hey, how the heck am I  a  masochist in verbal S&M?! There is no such thing-
Emiko: I made up verbal S&M. So there is such thing. Thus you like being insulted. *thinking* That made no sense.............
Yui: What’s an S&M?
Emiko: Sadist and Masochist.
Yui: OH.......... whatever *eats more strawberries* Wait, what’s a sadist? And what’s a masochist? So which one am I?
Emiko: Um........... neither. Although you are an uke. A clueless uke.
Yui: What’s an uke?
Emiko: You’ve never heard of seme and uke?
Yui: Nope.
Emiko: Well, to simply explain it-
Rin: She doesn’t need to know.
Emiko: *ignores the comment* You’d be an uke too! And Nyu would be a seme. And these two people that I barely know.......... hmm........... I think- *is interrupted by Norway trying to strangle Denmark over some argument that nobody else heard* AHA! NORWAY WOULD DEFINITELY BE A SEME!
Denmark: No, not really. He’s pretty shy around strangers-
Norway: Do you want to die?
Denmark: No thank you.
Yui: Why would anyone ask anyone if they wanted to die?
Emiko: Because that’s what sadists do.

THE END for now........ no, Norway is not a sadist......

World Domination with Flying Penguins

Summary: What's better than talking penguins? Flying penguins! Ritsu Tainaka's goal: World domination- Hey! I thought that was Tadase's job!


Disclaimers: I do not own Shugo Chara, K-ON, Hetalia, McDonalds, Antarctica, or any penguins. I do own the CDEFGAB queen- wait, I don't own her, she's Mugi. But I do own the King of Awesome- wait, I don’t own him, he’s Prussia. I did make up Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda, though.


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“Hey! Watch where you're going!” 


“Did that penguin just talk?!” Azusa was bewildered. She knew that penguins didn't talk. But ever since Ritsu conquered Antarctica, nothing was normal. 


“Yes, I did,” the penguin replied. “My name is Joey-bill.”


“Joey-bill? Isn't that the name of Emiko's nurse?” Azusa thought.
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“Why did Tadase send us to do this?” Utau was annoyed. Tadase had sent her and Kukai to take Antarctica from Ritsu. Utau and Ritsu had been friends for years. She didn't want to do this, even though she still needed revenge on Ritsu.


“His dream of  world domination took the best of him.” Kukai said.


“Who dares to enter my-” Ritsu started, but then she realized that stopping everyone who came in like that was boring. “Oh, it's just you two.”


“It seems that you have a rival in your quest for world domination.” Utau said. 


“I knew that.” But on the inside, Ritsu cursed herself for not seeing it coming. “Tadase is just a kid. He'll be easy to take down.”


Just then, Yui walked in with Mugi, Mio, Azusa and Joey-bill. They just got back from having Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda at McDonalds.


“It's time to crown Mugi as the CDEFGAB Queen!” Yui announced.


“What?” Ritsu didn't get it.


“The CDEFGAB Queen is a more creative way of saying the Keyboard Hero!” Yui said. “And I'm the Castanet Hero!”


“Then who's the Guitar Hero?” Ritsu asked. “I thought you loved playing guitar.”


“Azu-nyan is the Guitar Hero!” Yui exclaimed. “She's had much more practice than I have, so I thought she deserves the spot!”


“Oh look! A penguin!” Ritsu exclaimed. “Let's make it fly!”


“Penguins don't fly!” Mio yelled.


“Well, now they do.” Joey-bill said, and started flying around the room.


“. . .” Mio didn't believe it. “Invisible ropes?”


“Nope.” Joey-bill said. 


“Let's get more penguins and see which one can fly the fastest!” Ritsu shouted. 


Just then, America popped out of nowhere. 


“Flying penguins?! Holy hell! I wanna see!”


“Shut up, you bloody git!” England yelled.


“Who are you and why are you here?” Ritsu asked.


“Uh... we... or at least I... was sent by King of Awesome to tell you that he already claimed Antarctica.” Canada said.
But of course, nobody noticed Canada.


“Well, sorry!” another voice said, “But the vikings have already claimed this place!”


“Oi! Denmark!” America yelled, “Watcha doin’ here?! I already claimed this place!”


“No you didn’t!” Denmark yelled back.


“Excuse me!” the King of Awesome, AKA Prussia yelled. “I already claimed this place way before you did!”


“SHADDUP!” Ritsu yelled. “I TOOK OVER ANTARCTICA, YOU DIDN’T! NOW GET LOST!”


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“Ritsu!” someone yelled. “Ritsu! Get up!” 


“I am up!” Ritsu yelled. She sat up and saw that she wasn't in Antarctica, she was in her bedroom. “So it was all a dream?!” Ritsu thought out loud.


“What was a dream?” Satoshi asked.


“Didn't I conquer Antarctica!” Ritsu yelled, and fell back asleep to dream more about her reign of the South Pole.

A Weird, but Normal Day for Emiko and Her Friends

Just a normal *cough, cough* day in Emiko's place...

Nyu: EMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Katrina and Rin, who are apparently playing a video game, look at each other saying, Uh oh, what did Emiko do this time?
Nyu: *runs into the living room where Katrina and Rin were* WHERE IS THAT F*CKING BASTARD EMIKO???
Emiko: *randomly appears* What?! I was busy doing something with Setsuna-kun...
Nyu, Katrina, Rin: *looks at Emiko weirdly*
Emiko: *realizes what she said* ...n...noth...nothing like that people... *worry look on her face*
Katrina & Rin: Okay... anyway... *both look at Nyu*
Nyu: *see them staring* What?... Oh yes... EMIKO WHERE'S MY FOOD!!! MY YUMMY FOOD!!!
Emiko: Oh my gosh woman! You yell for me because of that!
Nyu: YES!!!
Emiko: *sighs and opens her bag* Here you go! *hands her a mountain of food*
Luka: *appears out of nowhere* WTF is going on here?!
Nyu: *eats all of food in less a minute*
Rin: OMG WOMAN! Slow down...
Nyu: Whatever I'm outta here. *teleports somewhere*
Katrina: Woah Nyu can teleport?!?!
Emiko: ... Yes?

~awkward silence~

Luka: Well goodbye! *disappears*
Katrina: Um... Goodbye... *runs out the door*
Rin: Me too. Bye Emiko. *leaves*
Emiko: *puzzling look on her face* What just happened? Where's everyone? *keeps on asking questions* OH WELL BYE!!! *transports to a place*

~apparently everyone was at Emiko's mansion. and a bunch of people are drunk, so they act weird.~

Emiko: Let's play spin the bottle!
Prussia: FCK NO! THE AWESOMENESS REFUSES!
Emiko: NO ONE CARES! *spins the bottle and it lands on Luka and Nnoitra*
Ulquiorra: ..........
Denmark: Is someone jealous?
Norway: *smacks Denmark* Shut up. you shouldn't butt into other people's business.
Denmark: Good point.
Norway: *annoyed*
France: I can feel the mood here, mon ami~
England: Shut up, bloody git!

~Emiko locks Luka and Nnoitra in a closet. The closet is filled with Paluzski. Poland wanted to eat Paluzski five minutes later. So he opened the closet~

Poland: *opens closet* O/////O that was like, totally, like, totally......... totally awkward.
Ulquiorra: *goes to emo corner*
Denmark: This house has an emo corner?
Emiko: Houses are supposed to have emo corners, aren't they?
Denmark: But emo corners are corners, not booths filled with knives.
Emiko: It's an emo corner. The knives are to cut yourself with.
Denmark: That's creepy...
Norway: *goes over to emo corner* Are you.........

~no response~

Norway: ................ Hello? *gets pulled into emo booth by Ulquiorra*

Dun Dun Dunnn~~!! What do you think happens next? X3

Two One Shots

lol so I haven't updated in like forever. Terribly sorry ^ ^;;...been a bit busy...

Anyways, today's roleplay story will be just two short, one shot stories :) one by me and the other by Katrina-chan. 

Enjoy~ ;D

Emiko's Short Story~

Emiko: Setsuna-kun~~
Setsuna: Yes, Emiko?
Emiko: I LOVE YOU~ <3
Setsuna: okay...
Emiko: what do you mean “okay”?! >:O
Setsuna: er- I mean I love you too ^ ^;;
Emiko: that’s not good enough now! :O
Setsuna: What do you want me to do....?
Emiko: hmm~ take me somewhere nice x). NO WAIT! I want to drive a gundam :)
Setsuna: erm...don’t break it okay?
Emiko: Okay~ :D

~Setsuna gets Emiko a gundam to drive and Emiko gets inside~

Emiko: yay! :D
Setsuna: Okay to go left press this. To go right push this. To go straight flick this. To go back squeeze this.
Emiko: LOL xD what’s with these weird buttons? And those adjectives sound so wrong~ x]
Setsuna: …^ ^;; yea....I thought we promised to never talk about that again.
Emiko: heheh x) i can’t help it~ that night was fuuunn. How could I not talk about it? (xDD lol i feel like being pervy today)
Kaito: *pops his head in* What are you two doing?
Emiko: :D Ice cream! I want some!
Kaito: Okay~ *hands Emiko ice cream*
Emiko: *liiiickkk~* yummy ^ ^

~Emiko accidently got a dropped the ice cream and it got all over the gundam’s control pannels~
Setsuna: Emiko... -.-;;
Emiko: Gomen nasi! > <

~the door of the gundam suddenly shut closed. Which in result made Setsuna, Kaito, and Emiko trapped inside~

Emiko: oh no! what happened? :O
Kaito: p-poor ice cream TT^TT bwaaaaaah *is now crying* Setsuna: crap...

~The gundam then starts to activate itself~

Kaito: what’s with the flashing lights?
Setsuna: The gundam is going into auto pilot mode! and I can’t stop it.

~The gundam then precedes to shoot at Nyu’s apartment, Luka-chan’s mansion, Rin-chan’s house, and Katrina-chan’s home~

Kaito: ….it’s destroying our friends houses...
Setsuna: Emiko did you preset things before the gundam started?
Emiko: yesh :3
Setsuna: what did you preset the stuff too?
Emiko: To destroy our friends’ houses :3
Kaito: WHY?!
Setsuna: …....=.=
(emiko’s note: xDD hahaha apparently setsuna’s the only stable minded person here)
Emiko: ….um....Enter! Exit! Emiko-chan! :D *does the little dance/hand motion for it xD*
Setsuna: Don’t change the subject *is trying to hold back his laughter xD* Damn, why is she so cute? > < (emiko’s note: haha xD i dont think i look cute doing the enter/exit thing, i just want Setsuna to think so x3)

~Emiko then eventually preceds to explain why she wanted to explode everybody’s houses~

Emiko: This should be obvious :V.
Kaito: Tell meh anyways~
Emiko: I like everyone living in my house, so to resolve the issue of you people having your own homes already, I blew your living space up ^ ^
Nyu: WTF?!? 

Luka: What if I was still in there?!
Rin: What about our stuff? TT^TT Len: what about our dog? and cat? and hamster? and 10 gold fishes? and parrot? and..*lists like 10 other species xD* (emiko’s note: i’ve decided that in my “perfect world” where i get whatever i want, Len and Rin loves animals and has tons of them xD their house is like a zoo. just because~ no special reason as to why I wanted this xD)
Nyu: damn you got a lot of pets...
Len: be quiet! :P
Emiko: Don’t worry, I made sure all your stuff was moved into my house before I exploded your homes  ^ ^
Luka: Well you’re lucky that we weren’t in there! Emiko: But I made sure to get a hold of your schedules for the day just in case.

~Everyone ends up living in Emiko’s house like she wanted and happily ever after...for Emiko at least ^ ^ ~

Katrina's Short Story~

 

The world was perfect-ish. There was no starvation, or war, or national debt, or animal abuse, or crazy storms. There were only three problems, that really didn’t matter. Or did they?
1. France going around molesting people (and not getting along with England)
2. Nyu and Emiko didn’t seem to get along.
3. Norway still hated Denmark. Or pretended to. Yeah, he pretended to. Don’t ask why, though.

Prussia: I AM AWESOME! *plays something on Azusa’s guitar*
Umi: I AM AWESOMER! *plays something even better on Azusa’s guitar*
Azusa: That’s my guitar................
Amu: Umi is high on ice cream......... again................
Kaito: Ice cream? I want some!
Yui: Yeah!
Yaya: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats ice cream and is now high on sugar*
Conner: Annie! You’re high on sugar again! Oh well, Imma get a cheeseburger! Lady Rima, do you want one?
Rima: Why thank you!
Conner: How about you, Onii-san?
Nagi: No, thank you.
Yui: NO, THANK YOU! *plays this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7vwGBHNC8 *
Ritsu: Wow! Your voice sounds just like Mio!
Yui: That’s because Mio was singing!
Ritsu: Where is she?
Conner: I don’t know!
Ritsu: I wasn’t asking you...........
Denmark: The question sounded like it was directed at everyone.
Norway: Shut up. You’re annoying.
Denmark: I see...........
Nyu: The fck? You were insulted and you don’t care?
Iceland: He’s oblivious. That’s all.
Nyu: Weird. And immature.
Denmark: Immature?! I’m the elder brother-
Norway: Screw you!
Denmark: *sweat* You want to screw me?
Norway: *strangles Denmark* You. Are an IDIOT!
Conner: Hey! A chess game! I wanna watch! *watches Lithuania and Poland play chess*
Lithuania: I’ve got you trapped.
Poland: It’s okay, I’ll just activate-
Lithuania: No.
Poland: YES! I ACTIVATE POLAND’S RULE! IT’S MY TURN FOREVER! *starts moving all of the pieces around randomly* Swabambambambambambambambambam!
Lithuania: This isn’t chess anymore! You’re just pitting my pieces against eachother!
*Katrina gets an odd sense of de ja vu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmmJI51iYKs.*

THE END! you know why? CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7IHzrgc54s&feature=related
LOL Poland.

Eh~? The Blossoming of a New Love?

Wah ha! Guess what people~? We are now going to include characters from the anime, Hetalia, in our roleplay :D. Who's excited!? *crickets chirp chirp* Aww~ Come one, some of you have gotta be Hetalia fans. Right? *cickets chirp chirp* .....

lolz just kidding :D I believe Hetalia is quite popular. No? Yes? Ah whatever~. Anyways, like I said various characters from Hetalia shall now be included to the roleplay. I have already put some pictures of them in our "Picture of Us" page. <-- this type of information would usually come in a "Update" type entry. But~ I just realized I FORGOT TO POST A STORY ON SATURDAY!!! Shame on meh TT^TT /shot OTL. *withers away into dust for being so shameful* Haha X) nah~ I didn't die. So you guys still have to deal with me ;P. 

Also, go check out the "Detailed Description of Our Characters" page, there has been some edits to Katrina-chan's family section. ^ ^~

Okay, so here is the usual update. Read and enjoy :D

In some far away place- I mean the world conference building (wherever that is)
*most of the people seem to be arguing and not realizing that they’re at a world conference. MOST OF THE PEOPLE NOT ALL*
Germany: WHAT DO YOU THINK ALL OF YOU ARE DOING?! ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?! Why do I even bother? *leaves*
*almost everyone else comes up with an excuse to leave*
N. Italy: Don’t leave me!~ *runs after everyone else*
Canada: *is the only one left in the room* Nobody ever notices me........
Mr. Kumajiro: (A/N: He’s a polar bear) Who are you?
Canada: I’m Canada. Even Mr. Kumajiro doesn’t remember me TT_TT

*later on*
Canada: Stupid weather channel, it never said anything about rain. *slips on a puddle, slams his head into a pole and falls unconscious*

*five minutes later*
Ritsu: Why did it have to start raining out of nowhere?!
Yui: Who’s that? *points to a guy she found unconscious* Ooh! Look! A fluffy, white teddy bear! Let’s bring them to Emiko’s house!
Mio: Is she out of her mind?
Utau: And have another innocent person live in Emiko’s hell hole?
Mugi: Yui’s right. Let’s bring them to Emiko’s house.
Azusa: . . .
Ritsu: It’s better than leaving them here.
-so they end up dragging Canada and Mr. Kumajiro to Emiko’s mansion. When Canada woke up, he was surprised at what he saw*
Yui: *hugging Mr. Kumajiro* Soooo cute!!!!!
Mr Kumajiro: . . . Who are you?
Yui: I’m Yui! And The girls over there who are arguing are Mio and Ricchan. The one bringing in the cake is Mugi. The one playing guitar over there is Azu-nyan. And the one that’s playing around with her phone is Utau.
Canada: Where am I?
Yui: In Emiko’s mansion.
Canada: This seems.... odd. I’m in a room with a bunch of girls I don’t know.
Ritsu: He’s awake?
Utau: No shit, sherlock.
Canada: She’s pretty. Wait, what am I thinking? She probably has a boyfriend...(A/N: I know, that was out of character.)
Azusa: What are we gonna tell Emiko when she comes in?
Emiko: *comes in with katrina-chan :3*
Everyone except Emiko and Katrina: O.O ….
Yui: Emiko! How nice to see you :D …. *is trying to fail-ly block Emiko’s sight of Canada*
Emiko: Hi. I need you to do some some errands. Is that okay with you? *totally doesn’t notice Canada*
Yui: *is confused as to why Emiko doesn’t say anything about the two strangers but keeps talking* O-okay. What kind of errands?
Emiko: Come with me now please ^ ^ I shall tell you.
Yui: s-suure. . . *follows Emiko*

~With the people in the room~

Katrina: *notices Canada* …. *just stares at him*
Canada: ...why is she staring at me?
Utau: Hahaha xD that idiot didn’t notice we dragged in two strangers
Canada: why do people never notice me :( *mumbles quietly to him self*
Katrina: Who is this guy?
Canada: I’m Canada...
Katrina: Canada? o.O like the country?
Canada: I am the country.
Ritsu: Huh?!
Canada: have you taken me captive? do you want to take over Canada?
Azusa: N-no...
Utau: sure. world domination could always start with Canada
Ritsu: You’re crazy! x) *throws pillow at Utau*
Utau: Oh no you didn’t! *hits Ritsu back with pillow*

~Pillow fight starts to happen and feathers fly all over the place~

Canada: *takes cover under the desk with Mr.Kumajiro* Why are these girls so hyper?
Mr. Kumajiro: ….. Who are you?
Canda: I’m Canada D:
Katrina: *crawls under table as well next to Canada* Sorry, they’re a lil’ crazy :\
Canada: I-it’s okay. ...she’s talking to me o.o. she notices me...Somebody notices me! *has goofy grin*
Mr. Kumajiro: ….
Katrina: What a cute bear :) *pets it on head gently*
Mr. Kumajiro: Who are you..?  (author’s note: apparently that’s all he can say xD)
Katrina: I’m Katrina (: who are you?
Mr. Kumajiro: Mr. Kumajiro
Katrina: That’s nice

~Silence takes over between the three under the table as they watch the pillow fight~

Yui: *comes into the room* What’s going on?! :O
Everyone: *stops and looks at Yui*
Utau: Well I’m about to hit the crap out of Ritsu with this pillow.
Ritsu: *glares at Utau*
Azusa: We’re having a pillow fight.
Yui: And you didn’t invite me? D:
Utau: You were busy :T
Emiko: *comes into the room as well* You have to clean this up yourselves you know *points to all the pillow feathers on the floor*
Utau: Why can’t your servants do it? >:O
Emiko: Because my servants shouldn’t have to clean up such an unecessary mess.
Utau: Pft, whatever >.>
Emiko: *notices Katrina under the table and goes toward her* Katrina-chan what are you doing under there?
Katrina: Well I wa-
Emiko: Oh my god!! :D What a cuute~ lil’ bear!! *cuts katrina off in mid sentence and picks up the bear and starts hugging it*
Mr. Kumajiro: Who are you?
Emiko: It can talk :D *doesn’t notice Canada*
Katrina: Emiko. Emiko. Emiko!
Emiko: *stops cooing over the bear* Yes, Katrina-chan? :)
Katrina: Can Canada use your bathroom to clean up?
Canada: *notices he’s kinda messy from falling into some mud when he fell*
Emiko: Who?
Katrina: Canada. The guy standing right here *points to Canada*
Emiko: Oh! I didn’t notice you ^ ^;;. So sorry. And sure, you can use my bathroom. I’ll have someone prepare you an extra set of clothing as well :3
Canada: T-thank you.  that girl didn’t notice me...why don’t people ever notice me? :(

~So Canada cleans himself up and goes to Emiko’s main dining room~

Katrina: *sees Canada* Canada!
Canada: *hears Katrina and looks in her direction* Katrina-san.
Katrina: Hi :) I’m glad you could stay for the meal.
Canada: Emiko-san kind of forced me *sweatdrop*

Flashback

Emiko: Okay Canada here is your extra pair of clothes, no need to return them later okay?
Canada: O-okay. Thank you...
Emiko: Now after you’re done, come to my dining room for dinner. Here’s a map.
Canada: No I can’t. I really should be going.
Emiko: You should eat. Have a meal before you leave. My chefs are wonderful.
Canada: I really shouldn’t *sweatdrop*
Emiko: -.- you’re eating! *demanding scary tone*
Canada: ‘~’ o-okay...

End of Flahsback

Katrina: ^ ^;; yea Emiko is kind of like that. You’ll get used to it.

~Canada and Katrina walk into the dining room together chatting about various things~

Emiko’s dining room has a large long table. The walls were a magnificent blue, and a beautiful crystal chandler that lit the entire room hanging above. When Canada and Katrina arrived, there were already a bunch of people seated and awaiting food.

Setsuna: Psst.. Emiko who is that?
Emiko: um...I don’t remember ...o.o
Setsuna: You got to stop inviting random people, Emiko!
Emiko: But Setsu-kun he was all muddy, and it’s rude to make him leave on a hungry stomach D:
Setsuna: Sigh~ you still shouldn’t invite people to stay so easily. I swear one of these days, you’re going to accidentally invite some kind of serial killer.
Yaya: What’s a cereal killer? How do you kill cereal?
Emiko: Setsu-kun~ *whines* I have other reasons too.
Setsuna: And what is that?
Emiko: *whispers* Katrina-chan seems to be talking to him a lot.
Setsuna: So?
Emiko: wah~ Setsu-kun! *smacks him on the head* Don’t you get it?
Setsuna: ow! *rubs head* no I don’t.
Emiko: *whispers again* I think Katrina-chan and Canada might become very nice friends.
Setsuna: But Katrina-san already has friends.
Emiko: Gaah~! Whatever.
Setsuna: Sigh~ woman >.>
Emiko: *glares* -.-
Setsuna: sorry? *sweatdrop*
Nyu: Where’s the god damn food?! *bangs knife and fork on table*
Emiko: Calm down Nyu! >:O
Nyu: No! >:D
Emiko: ^ ^;;
Nyu: Why are your servants so slow? >:O

~The two of them continue to bicker~

Canada: She’s scary …
Katrina: Nyu can be a lil’ er..odd sometimes, but she’s okay once you get to know her.
Canada: really?
Nyu: *bangs on table more* FOOOOOD~!!! RAWR! *turns into dragon*
Emiko: Turning into a dragon will only make things worse, Nyu! Now change back!
Nyu: *breathes fire on Emiko*
Emiko: *blocks it with plate*
Nyu: *continues to breathe fire at Emiko*
Emiko: Nyu! Stop it! The food is here! :O
Nyu: Fire!! hohohohohohoho!! >:D *keeps pointlessly breathing fire at Emiko*
Emiko: *throws tomato into Nyu’s throat*
Nyu: Gagucadhcu *chokes on tomato and turns back into human form*
Luka: Tomatoes :D !! *throws tomatoes as well*
Amu: Hey! You just made my shirt a mess!! >:V  *throws mash potatoes at Luka*
Kukai: FOOD FIGHT~!!! >:D  *throws corn cob at Utau*
Utau: You crazy idiot! *throws pie at kukai*

~food is being thrown everywhere. basically, everyone is acting like a bunch of hosers.~

Canada: *ducks under the table*
Katrina: *follows Canada under the table*
Canada: I told you she’s scary >~<
Katrina: ^ ^;; yea she kinda is.

~back to the food fight~

Emiko: Take that Nyu! *throws food at nyu*
Nyu: *catches food in mouth* Muahahaha >:D you can’t get me!
Everyone: *throws tons of food at Nyu all at once*
Nyu: *turns into lump and now has a huge mouth* Hahahaha!
Ulquiorra: *shoves potato in his own face*
Luka: Ulqui~ don’t do that :3 *wipes potato off*
Ulquiorra: trash. potato is trash. *points angrily at it*
Luka: Ulqui~ you can’t call something trash when you smashed it into your own face. *sweatdrop*  It’s a good thing he’s cute >.> ...

~back to under the table~

Canada: Montster >~<
Katrina: It’s okay. Nyu >.> is just odd... *awkwardly pats him on the head to confort him?*

~ door burst open~
America: Canada I’m here to rescue you and be the hero! >:D
Britain: America! You can’t just go bursting through doors!
France: Oh Britain, let the kiddies have their fun. :D
Britain: Shut up France!
France: *goes to sulk in corner* Why does nobody like meh? D:
Italy: Pasta~!
Germany: No, Italy. We’re not here for pasta *face palm*
Japan: ….

~Under the table~   

Katrina: Do you know those people?
Canada: y-yes. They came to save me? o.o

~back to other people not under the table~

America: Give back Canada!
Emiko: Hey you! You can’t just go bashing through my door! I just got that fixed when I did that yesterday!
America: Where is Canada!
Britain: Stop trying to be the hero and stop to ask civilly?
America: I act like the hero because I am the hero! >:D

Canada: *comes out from under the table* I’m here you guys.
Everyone: *continues to bicker and not notice Canada*
Canada: They’re looking for me..and they still don’t notice me...
Cuba: America! There you are! *starts smacking Canada*
Canada: I’m not America. I’m Cana-
Cuba: Be quiet America! *smack smack smack*

Emiko: All of you get out of my house!
Utau: * gasp * Emiko not letting people stay in her house? It’s miracle!
Emiko: >3< they’re wrecking my stuff!

America: Oooh~! Hamburgers! *picks it off the floor and starts to eat it*
Britain: That is just revolting
America: *nom nom nom*
Britain: >.o
Emiko: Shoo!
Nyu: Hahahaha. you suck :P
Emiko: Nyu shut up!
France: Oh ho ho! Lookie. I have found Canada.
Canada: *waves hi awkwardly* …
America: Canada *mumbles with mouth full of food* There you are.
Emiko: Eww :P chew with your mouth closed
Nyu: Nom nom nom *smacks mouth around so food can be seen and flies all over the place just to annoy Emiko*
Emiko: >:O Nyu! Bad kittie! Bad! No good kittie! *smacks with broom*

~back to Hetalia people~

America: Canada~! :D We found you!
France: Oh ho ho! I say you are wrong there America! I, France, had found Canada.
America: Whatever. I’m still the hero :D
Britain: The hero of what?
America: Anyways, Canada we need you to come and cook us Canadian bacon for dinner. Come with us now!
Canada: O-okay. Is that all they needed *sweatdrop*
Katrina: W-wait.
Canada: Yes, Katrina-san?
Katrina: y-you can call me Katrina..
Canada: Katrina.. o////o
Katrina: W-will you come to visit again soon?
Canada: I don’t know..
Japan: I think Canada and I will need to be doing some business together soon, so he could probably visit then?
Canada&Katrina: Really? *sparkling with happieness*
Japan: I believe so.
America: Hurry up Canada!
Italy: Eh, Germany~ why uh are those to sparkling? :3
Germany: I don’t know Italy. Now hurry up we must catch up with Japan.
Italy: But what about the pasta?!
Germany: No pasta. =_=
Italy: But we must get the pasta, no?
Germany: We’ll get some when we go home >:\
Italy: Yay~! :D

~the Hetalia people leave and wait for Canada in the car/plane/w.e.~

Canada: w-well I guess this is good bye?
Katrina: ah choo! *sneezes*
Canada: Oh, it’s cold out here. *gives her his jacket*
Katrina: T-thank you ^/////^  What is this fuzzy feeling?...
Canda: See you later Katrina :)  this girl notices me! ^////^
Katrina: Yea, see you later :)
Canada: *runs to the car because America already forgot and was about to drive off* Wait for me~!! D:
Emiko: katrina! Come back inside! You’ll catch a cold~ if you don’t!!
Katrina: eh, Coming! *runs inside*

So referring back to the title, could this be the blossoming of a new found love? \o/

What will become of Canada and Katrina-chan?

and what possible business would Japan have for Canada?

But most imporantly! Am I going to get any pasta?!

*Dun Dun DUN!!*

eh heh heh ^ ^;; lolz *fails to be dramatic*