A Weird, but Normal Day Becomes the Craziest Day Ever

*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.
Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*

*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.

*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!


To be continued! Maybe...

Continuation of Poatato Sucking B*%(&# x3

Luka: *looks around to see mostly desert sand and gray* Ulquiorra...where are we?
Ulquiorra: Hueco Mundo.
Luka: H-hue-hueco Mundo?
Ulquiorra: Hueco Mundo...the hollow world.
Luka: Ooh~ Sounds interesting ^ ^ ~~♥
Ulquiora: You’re not afraid? Or terrified?
Luka: Why would I ^ ^ ?
Aizen: *pops out of no where* Ulquiorra! Why have you brought this whore to my lands?
Luka: EXCUSE ME!!?!?!? A WHORE?!?! WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME THAT!?!?
Aizen: Do you not remember? I am Aizen! An incredibly powerful bad ass >:D
Luka: Yes, i unfortunately remember your sad existence. -_- but how dare you call me a whore.
Ulquiorra: *punches Aizen* Don’t you talk about my woman like that! You piece of trash!! >:O
Luka: Holy snap! Ulquiorra what did you do that for?!
Aizen: ugh...Ulquiorra?! How could you?! My most loyal minion besides Tosen!
Tosen: TT.TT the master thinks of me as his most loyal minion. *tears of joy*
Grimmjow: *looks at Tosen as if he’s nuts* I don’t think that’s something to be proud of.
Tosen: Shut up. -__-
Grimmjow: Oi! Emo-boy, what the hell you doin’ back here?
Ulquiorra: Grimmjow. I do not feel like talking to trash like you because trash is gross so I do not wish to associate with trash. trash trash trash.
Nnoitra: WTF? Trash? What’s with him? -_________-
Ulquiorra: Come now woman. We do not need to be in the presence of such dispicable trash.
Aizen: o.o huh? *is utterly confused* Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra: Trash like you shall call me Cifer.
Aizen: What the F*CK is this? I’m just going to kill him.
Luka: NO! DON’T KILL ULQUIORRA!!!
Nnoitra: *has his sword in the air ready to swing it at ulquiorra* And why the f*ck not?
Luka: Because he’s moody for some reason, and won’t stop using the word trash ^ ^;; I think something happened to him.
Ulquiorra: *suddenly faints*
Luka: ULQUIORRA!! *puts head on his chest to listen for a heartbeat (emiko’s note: Why doesn’t she just puts her fingers to his neck like a normal person? xD)* Good. He’s still breathing. But he’s heating up. I think he has a fever.
Aizen: Gin. Quickly bring him to Orihime.
Luka: *notices it’s the name of a girl* And why would you send him to this Orihime person? -___-
Aizen: She’s our healer. *pulls out picture of her*
Luka: Grrr... no way.
Nnoitra: Uh....why the f*ck do you have a picture of that orange haired beast?
Aizen: ...I don’t know >.>
Tosen: No need to get jealous, Luka
Luka: are you sure?
Tosen: Yea, why not? I mean he did only feed her everyday when she was forcefully held captive. And might have helped her do hygienic stuff when she refused to.
Luka: WHAT?!?
Grimmjow: *smacks tosen upside the head* Baka! No woman wants to hear that about their mate and another woman.
Luka: m-mate...? *thinks this and twitches eyebrow* Anyways, take me to this Orihime this instance!!
Aizen: Tosen you caused this, so you bring her to Orihime this instance!
Tosen: yes lord-dono. *turns toward Luka* Ulquiorra’s mate, please come with me.
Luka: There they go again. calling me his “mate” *thinks this and does anime sweatdrop action*

Ulquiorra: Ughh... where.. where am I?
Luka: Shhh~ I’m here, don’t worry. You had a high fever and passed out. *pats his arm*
Ulquiorra: Did I... say or do anything,,, unusual?
Luka: Well... what do you mean by unusual? ^ ^;
Ulquiorra: When I get a fever, I usually say weird things. I do not act like myself..
Luka: OOh, uhh.. well... You did say some unusual things ^ ^;
Ulquiorra: Like what?
Aizen: Ulquiorra! Are you feeling well, now? Back to your old-self? Last night you said some pretty unfit words to your master! :T
Tosen: LOL yeah! You called the master “trash” so many times! xD

Aizen: Yes, your vocabulary was... very limited. You said “trash” multiple times in every sentence ._.
Grimmjow: Why are you being so formal all of a sudden, Aizen? Do you do that when you’re feelings get hurt?  [[emiko’s note: xD and why are u being so formal as well grimmjow? no curse words xD]]
Aizen: Of...of.. course not! :/
Nnoritora: Pshhh~ yeah sure. The big old baby is using hard words just so he can seem smart!
Grimmjow: Well atleast its better than saying “f*ck” or “f*cking....” in every sentence.
Nnoritora: You shut the hell up, Cat-boy!
*suddenly Ikuto appears*

Ikuto: And who the hell are you calling a cat? Hmm? *Character changes and leans in Nnoritorra’s face* ((Rin’s note: for you people who don’t know much about Shugo Chara, in Ikuto’s character change, he grows cat ears and a tail. How cute! :3 xD))
Nnoritora: Where the f*ck did you come from?
Ikuto: Nowhere you need to know of... *flicks tail and cat ears, then smirks mysteriously and bounds away on rooftops* [[emiko’s note: lolz xD how did ikuto come into heuco mundo?]]
Everyone: ….
Nnoritorra: *shaken* Uhh... err.. *ahem* well that young kid’s a odd one. Acts kinda like us...when we’re drunk and not in the mood to be total assholes
Aizen: Nnoritora, you say that everyone who isn’t a complete loser, acts like us... -__-;
Tosen: Wow, he is one cool cat. I wanna be like him! He must get all the girls! :D
Aizen: Tosen, be quiet. We already have a much more powerful  cat: Grimmjow!
Tosen: But not a hotter/cooler cat >3< T.T
Grimmjow: What did you say?! >:o
Tosen: N-nothing! Ehehe ^ ^;
Grimmjow: *sigh* --; Anyway, its the first time Ulquiorra ever called me “trash”... *makes sad puppy dog eyes*  [[emiko’s note: cat making puppy dog eyes xD]]
Ulquiorra: I-I did? O_o
Grimmjow: Yeah... >3< You big meanie! *cough* I mean you’re an asshole >.>
Ulquiorra: I’m sorry... that you’re a piece of trash.
Luka: *thinks: Wow, what a complete change of character for both of them...and he mentioned the word trash again* *anime sweatdrop*
Aizen: Uhh... Grimmjow. He already has a mate... a female mate...
Grimmjow: D:
Luka: Again with the “mate” stuff *another anime sweatdrop*...
But yeah, sorry Grimmjow. I’m his... err... umm...
Tosen: mate :) *finishes the sentence for her*
Luka: Y-yeahh... *anime sweatdrop again!*...
[ No yaoi or gay pairings for Ulquiorra. :) ]
Grimmjow: D: *ahem* I mean, of course! ^//^;
Luka: *mutters* You know you don’t...
Nnoritorra: That b*itch said something! Whaddya say, b*itch?
Luka: I am not a b*tch! >:O
Ulquiorra: Yeah! You be quiet, Nnoritora. *scowls*
Nnoritora: Hmph. Ulquiorra standing up for his women... *has a disgusted look on his face*
Luka: *thinks to herself: Do I really want to stay with Ulquiorra’s crazy Espada friends? -__-; *anime sweatdrop again*

-meanwhile-
Utau: Ikuto, where the heck were you?
Ikuto: Huenco Mundo.
Utau: Isn’t that where the bastards who kidnapped all of us live?
Ikuto: Yup.
Utau: Why the f*ck would you do that? You could’ve gotten hurt!
Ikuto: Who are you, my mother?
Utau: I’m her daughter. YOUR SISTER. Are you saying I’m not allowed to care about you?
Ikuto: No. I’m saying you need to calm down.
Ritsu: Why’s that?
Mio: Why are you always butting into other people’s business?
Yui: Anyone have any strawberries? And chocolate?
Utau:  *sweatdrop* You came here for food?
Yui: No. I was just following Ricchan.
Ritsu: You’re an airhead.
Yui: I know.
Ritsu: Do you even know what an airhead is?
Yui: No. It sounds like candy, though.
Utau: . . .
Kukai: What?
Utau: You’re an idiot.
Kukai: Can you think of something else?
Utau: . . .
Mugi: *has this face http://media.photobucket.com/image/mugi%20vision/AdmiralGao/MioxRitsu%20album/MugiVisionactive.jpg?o=11* (when two close people interact, something called Mugi Vision happens. This happened in the anime a few times too. But this pic is fanmade. If you don’t know,  Mugi is the one with the blonde hair.)
Ritsu: Look! A teleporter!
Utau: What do you mean? There’s no such thing-
Ritsu: *presses a button, and everyone in the room gets teleported to Huenco Mundo. I just list the people there: Ikuto, Utau, Kukai, Ritsu, Mio, Yui & Mugi*
Utau: Where- oh, you.
Nnoitra: What the f*ck are you doing here?
Utau: RITSU! WHAT THE-
Ritsu: You guys know eachtoher?
Ikuto: They hate eachother.
Ritsu: I can see that.
Luka: How’d you guys get here?
Ritsu: This *holds up teleporter. You could say it looks like a remote. Apparently, Ritsu didn’t know how to use it, so she pressed a random button and everyone who was with her got teleported to Huenco Mundo.*
Aizen: What is this?! EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDERS!
Utau: What the f*ck?
Nnoitra: F*ck you.
Utau: F*ck you too.

~ with Emiko~

Emiko: Where did everyone go? First Luka disappeared. Now everyone else has gone. *goes into camera room xD*

-she sees a bunch of ppl missing, but rewinds some of the video so she could see what happened before. she finds out ppl went to heuco mundo-
-back in Huenco Mundo-

Ritsu: Weird...
Yui: Too bad, Azu-nyan isn’t here.
Mio: This place is. . .
Ritsu: Big?
Mugi: Creepy?
Yui: I think Utau and the spoon guy are really mad at eachother.
Nnoitra: Spoon guy? What kind of a name is that?
Yui: Then should I call you-
Ritsu: Number 5?
Utau: You might as well call him a bastard.
Nnoitra: No! You cannot call me but such a name! You stupid cows >:O
Yui: Cows. *is thinking about milk and ice-cream and Mugi’s cake*
Mugi: Cows?
Ritsu: Cows?!
Mio: COWS?!
Utau: Are you serious. That’s all you’ve got?
Grimmjow: you’re all fucktards -__--
Nnoitra: Yeah, what the cat said!
Yui: I thought Ikuto was the cat.
Grimmjow: Exactly that fail blue person is a cat!! I’m not a cat. I’m a king!!!
Nnoitra: Yea, king of idiots.
Utau: That must be the first time you got something right.
Aizen: I THOUGHT I SAID TO KILL THE INTRUDERS!!
Gin: it appears your men are not cooperating...

~back to Emiko~

Emiko: *realizes they’re in heuco mundo and some how transports there xD*

~back to heuco mundo and stuff~

Emiko: AH HA! I’m here in Heuco Mundo. Everything big and creepy shall fear me. MUAHAHAHA!! >:D
Ritsu: That was a weird entrance.
Emiko: hm..well how else am I supposed to scare off the creepy things? Nobody ever messes with the crazy character, so I must act crazy ^ ^ (Emiko’s note: got that from a movie xD)
Aizen: Not another pest. -__-
Gin: Aizen-sama, we do know these pests. Perhaps we shall treat them with some amount of hospitality?
Aizen: no *is acting like a stubborn child*
Gin: but when you invited Luka-san to Heuco Mundo, what did you think would happen?
Utau: He probably doesn’t even know how to plan ahead.

Aizen: and Gin, why should I treat these simple mortals any kind of hospitality. Especially since they insult my bad ass-yness >3< ?
Luka: Because they are my friends, Baaakaa!
Ritsu: Yeah. If you don’t give us what we want, face my wrath. (just for the sake of the roleplay, Ritsu and Mio are really good fighters)
Nnoitra: is that supposed to frighten me?
Emiko: YES! These people are scary when they get serious.
Yui: You got that right!
Nyu: FEAR ME! FEAR MY AWESOMNESS! (since when were you awesome? xD)
Emiko: How and when did you get here?
Nyu: HOHOHOHO!! >:) And fear my dugtrios! I choose you!
Aizen: O.O talking cat?
Tosen: that was a cat? *can’t see anything* (is blind remember xD)
Nnoitra: what the fuck is a dutrios? =_=
Emiko: ...pokemon apparently.
Grimmjow: pokemon? like poke a mon?
Nyu: I SHALL POKE YOU INSTEAD.
Emiko: ...now it’s my turn to say what the fuck....-_-;; do you even want to poke that guy? xD
Nyu: *Takes out a poop on a stick and attemps to jab Grimmjow with it.*
Grimmjow: ew wtf? don’t poke me with your poop!! >:o *Is trying to doge nyu’s poop stick*
Nyu:Whoops *Poop falls off of the stick and splatters all over Grimmjow.*
Grimmjow: Ew!! >:\
Nnoitra: AHAHAHA you’re covered in shit!!! xD
Emiko: you guys are gross....>~< *walks away*
Nyu:EW. Its a guy with an eye.
Emiko: OMG CYCLOPS!! :O
Aizen: when did we get cyclops, Tosen?
Tosen: I think it’s what hollow babies look like.
Aizen: That big? (emiko’s note: it’s giant)
Tosen: I guess so Aizen-sama...
Aizen: interesting. Go kill it ^o^
Nyu:Hold on. How does a blind guy know how hollow babies look like?Explain that to me?
Tosen: I can sense the shape and form from its reitsu -_-
Nyu: THEN WHY THE FCK ARE YOU BLIND?
Tosen: Cuz i cannot physcally see with my eyes. I can only sense stuff.
Emiko: Meaning you’re bad at “I spy” xD
Nyu:Then you need no eye. =_=
Tosen: STOP QUESTIONING ME MERE MORTAL!!
Utau: What the heck is this?
Ritsu: Nyu’s not a mortal! Nyu can shapeshift!
Mio: That wasn’t necessary...
Nyu:GUAHHAHAHHAHAH!*Turns into a Lump pic
Yukina: im a vampire
Emiko: *gasp* how did you get here, Yukina!?
Yukina: i used instant transmission
Ritsu: Instant transmission? What the heck is that?
Emiko: instant transmission; transporting to a place instantly.
Ritsu: Isn’t that like the teleporter that I found?
Mio: She knows how to use instant transmission. You don’t. Which means that you can’t used the teleporter either.
Emiko: where did Luka-chan go by the way?
Gin: I believe she snuck off with Ulquiorra
Emiko: Grrr...that potato sucking bastard stole her again :T
Nyu:=_=Who?
Emiko: Ulquiorra...he stole Luka-chan!! TT-TT we should go save her!! :D
Nyu:Screw that. I go eat pie.
Emiko: where the heck would you get pie? we’re in a stupid desert!
Nyu:*Eats pie*
Emiko: o.O and she still is able to get pie...
Yukina: I want pie!
Emiko: I want a lot of things. But life isn’t fair enough to give them to us...but fortunately I don’t listen to life’s rules :D so I got pie in my bag (magic bag remember ^ ^). *precedes to eat pie w/o sharing xD hohoho)
Nyu:*Procedes to eat Emiko’s bag*
Emiko: NYU STOP EATING MY BAG!! That’s a big NO NO!! >:O
Utau: What the hell are we doing here anyways?
Emiko: We’re supposed to save Luka-chan :T
Utau: She doesn’t seem to need any saving
Emiko: I refuse to let Ulquiorra to ...to... argh! I just don’t want him near her >.> he seems weird for some reason.
Ritsu: So what? He seems normaler than the other Espadas
Mio: Normaler isn’t a word.
Ritsu: So what?
Emiko: but he kept saying trash before he kidnapped her D: that’s gotta count for some odd behavior.
Ikuto: So?
Emiko: hmph >3< fine. but I still am interested in finding out about this desert castle. *goes inside las nochas*
Yui: Dessert castle? YUMMY!
Ritsu: She said desert castle. Desert as in sandy, hot places without water.
Yui: Awww! I want cake!
Mugi: *gives Yui cake* Here.
Yui: Thanks, Mugi!
Utau: Does she always carry that around?
Aizen: *notices Emiko entering Las nochas (the desert castle)* HEY YOU! NO ONE IS ALLOWED INSIDE EXCEPT ME AND MY MINIONS!! >:O
Emiko: *ignores Aizen and keeps walking*
Yukina: *finding nothing better to do she follows Emiko inside the caslte*
Gin: *follows because Aizen wanted him to make sure they didn’t break anything*
*everyone else follows them into the castle*
Aizen: TT-TT why doesn’t anybody listen to me? what happened to my authority?
Nnoitra: Stop crying like a pussy and follow everyone.
*so Aizen, Nnoitra, Grimmjow, and Tosen enters the castle as well*
Yukina: Oooh~ *is fascinated by the creepy stuff on the walls, that she is touching everything*
Aizen: could you please not touch everything...>:\ *is starting to get angry*
Utau: What an idiot.
Ritsu: *knocks down a VIP (very important potion) and it spills all over the floor*
Utau: RITSU!
Ritsu: What? I thought you didn’t care about the so called BAMF’s stuff.
Utau: I don’t, but what if that stuff you just spilled-
Kukai: Makes the place explode? That’s just stupid.
*the floor explodes and leaves a big hole*
Emiko: aw~ kukai finished her sentence ^ ^~ *is totally ignoring the giant hole xD*
Mugi: *has activated Mugi Vision and is thinking in a slightly perverted way and now has sparkly eyes* (perverted how? xD like I can think of multiple things, but I’m not sure what . Mugi is thinking. lolz let’s just leave it unknown)
Yukina: *gasp* that’s a big hole. *is peering into it, and accidentally slips and falls in*
Yui: OH NO! MAN OVERBOARD- I mean GIRL UNDER-FLOOR!
Emiko: hm...can we possibly leave my sister there? xD
Utau: Well, we can jump in and-
Kukai: Are you serious?
Ritsu: Hey! Where’s Mio?
Yui: MAYBE SHE FELL IN TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: Then I guess we must go in and save Mio! (totally not mentioning the idea of saving her sister xD)
Yukina: *is now in this hole, and somehow survived* Wow..it’s dark in here. I can’t see anything.
Mio: This didn’t happen this didn’t happen this didn’t happen this didn’t happen this didn’t happen this didn’t happen-
Yukina: um..is somewhere down here too? who are you?
Mio: Um.... you can say I’m your sister’s friends.............
Emiko: HELLOOO DOWN THERE!! ARE YOU OKAY!!??! *is shouting down the hole*
Ritsu: MIO! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Mio: R-Ritsu?
Ritsu: YES! IT’S ME!
Emiko: WE ARE COMING TO SAVE YOU!! *is now looking at the people who didn’t fall* so anyone thought of how yet?
Utau: Yukina has an instant transmission thingy. Use it.
Emiko: YEA YOU DOLT! USE YOUR INSTANT TRANSMISSION!!
Ritsu: AND DON’T FORGET TO PULL MIO OUT TOO!
Yukina:I’m not a dolt! and yea, I’ll help this Mio person too. *starts the instant transmission process*
Emiko: Hurry it up! We don’t got all day.
Aizen: What have you done to my castle!?!? >:O
Tosen: ...damn now I have to fix this. *starts to fix the floor*
Emiko: Wait, baka. People are down there.
Tosen: *is apparently deaf as well, and didn’t hear her. so he continues to fix the floor*
Yukina: *her instant transmission was blocked by the newly fixed floor, and cannot use her power anymore*
Ritsu: YOU BASTARD! THERE ARE PEOPLE DOWN THERE! BREAK THE FLOOR AGAIN! I NEED TO GET MIO OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukina:*uses her fire power to burn the floor above.*
Tosen: *gets burned by the fire ball Yukina blasted* GAHHH!! *loses an
arm*
Yukina: Thats what you get for trapping us *Telports to the ground above*
Yui: *hugs Mio* Yay!! You’re back!!!!!
Mio: . . .
Emiko: took you long enough to save Mio, you dolt! (is apparently in a mean mood with her sister xD don’t know why. possibly grumpieness?)
Yukina: ow! meanie >3< I’m not a dolt and i didn’t have to help this Mio person.
Yui: That means you’re the meanie!
Yukina: Well i don’t even now this Mio person
Utau: If you were hired for community service, you’d probably get kicked out five seconds later because you refused to help someone you didn’t know.
Yukina: well why would I be doing community service :P I have no time for that.
Yui: Not even a part time job?
Yukina: My dad pays for all of that. hmph *does a stuck up snobby head turn thingy*
Emiko: Ha! I can’t believe you depend on our stupid dad. -_- (dad=rido btw xD)
Utau: What a failure. She needs to do things for herself, instead of depending on others. Who knows when someone could turn agaisnt you.
Emiko: eh- she’ll learn. So far I’ve been making her do my cleaning as a way to help her with this problem. ^ ^  (and not just because my maid went on vacation for a bit xD) she has improved on this selfish problem of hers since then :)
Ritsu: So she was worse before?
Ikuto: Well, there are people worse than that.
Utau: Much worse.
Yui: If she’s that selfish, maybe you shouldn’t give her cake anymore. That’ll teach her a lesson!
Yukina: then i’ll get it myself
Emiko: Now Yukina, you know that’s not right.
Yukina: I don’t care (emiko’s note: apparently my sister is rebellious xD)
Emiko: ugh whatever. Let’s just get out of here!
Aizen: YES PLEASE!!
Emiko: *glares deathly glare at Aizen*
Aizen: *is slightly scared, but still pretends to be “tough”*
Emiko: Hmph, yes. Let’s leave. I do not wish to be in a place where I’m apparently not welcomed. *leaves*
Gin: Now Aizen-sama, do you think that was very nice?
Aizen: Who says I’m nice? >.>
Nyu:Ah! Look! A Donut shop! WEEE *Flies over to the random shop in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of a desert.*
Emiko: *follows Nyu* ^ ^;; so much for me leaving.
-Unfortunately, the whole Donut shop was eaten by Nyu the Lump before Emiko even got there. But fortunately, Nyu had her fill. :D-
Emiko: NYU!!! I wanted some yummy sprinkle donuts >:( why you such a pig?And you even ate my bag. Why would you even eat it, you crazy woman!..  (XD)

~weird black hole thingy appears above the group, and sucks them in~
Nyu:*Folds arms* Screw this hole. Its dark. And creepy. And...it smells? like..uh...something really rotten....
Yukina:*lights a stick with a fire ball to make light*
Emiko: Um...now focus on how we get out...
Nyu:Where’s Luka?
Emiko: With Ulquiorra >.>
Yui: What is this? A black hole?
Ritsu: There are no black holes on Earth, or anywhere near it. This is probably a portal taking us to another dimension.
Utau: Dimwit! That doesn’t make any sense!
Yukina: Neither do you.
Emiko: I’m still bothered Luka-chan isn’t here. I swear she’s doing something drastically insane at the moment. I can just feel it.
Mio: How...do you feel it? o.o
Yukina: Through woman intuition. Duh.
Emiko: I guess. but I like to call it my leek-y senses.
Utau: You just like using the word “leek” everywhere; don’t you? -__-
Emiko: Yes! :D
Utau: -__-;; Why am I not surprised by that answer?  (Emiko’s note: note- thoughts are in italics. ^ ^)
Emiko: Now, I shall go look for Luka-chan. You guys try and find an exit.
Nyu: nom nom nom *is still eating what’s left of the donut shop* (Emiko’s note: pig >.> ...xD)

~with Luka~

Luka: Where are we going, Ulqui~ ?
Ulquiorra: To my quarters. (monotone)
Grimmjow: What the fuck is up with the way you talk?! Can’t you just say “your room”? -___-
Ulquiorra: trash like you wouldn’t understand. because trash don’t know how to behave like a proper gentlemen in front of ladies like Luka. which has to do with why you’re trash. trash trash trash.
Grimmjow: wtf -__-
Luka: ^ ^ you’re roome?! :D ooh~ what are we going to do there?
Grimmjow: I better not be apart of this “we”. >:\
Luka: aw~ but Grimmjow-kun, it would be more fun if you were to join *evil/devilish grin* (Emiko’s note: *is totally grossed out*)
Grimmjow: o.o;; uh...
Ulquiorra: . . . .if it’s what you want. *is surprisingly willing to do what Luka wishes*
Luka: Uh...^ ^;; it was just a joke.
Grimmjow: THAT’S NOT FUNNY BITCH!! >:O

*SLAP* [a dramatically loud slap i mean.]

Ulquiorra: trash like you shouldn’t use such like trashy language around non-trash people. because you’re trash trash trash!!
Grimmjow: that hurt! *sniffle* why would you do that!?! D:<
Ulquiorra: trash. please, come with me in this dark confined space for a moment. we need to um..talk.
Luka: Why does he call a closet a dark confined space? o.o;;
Grimmjow: o-okay...

*the two espada men walk into the “dark confined space”*

Luka: uhhh....o.o I wander what they’re going to do in there.

*AHHHHHHHH!!! ~ NO! NO! NOOOO! ~ UGHAHH~~~!!* (Emiko’s note: lmfao xD idk how to do sound affects)

Luka: O///////O holy shit! are they...?! OMG!! >///////< *has bad/pervy thoughts*

*Ulquiorra comes out of the closet looking normal*

Luka: What happened?! I heard strange noises!!
Ulquiorra: He had to be punished.
Luka: Punished how?

*Grimmjow comes out looking all flustered and sweaty xD*

Luka: O_O What happened to you!?
Grimmjow: THAT JACK ASS RAPED ME!!! TT-TT
Luka: OMFG! DON’T CRY GRIMMJOW!!! D: it’s very unbecoming, and not very appropriate.
Grimmjow: This idiot just RAPED ME!!! *points at Ulquiorra*
Luka: Ulqui. Why would you do *pause* that?
Grimmjow: YEA!! *sniffle* WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT!?!? YA GOT COCAINE IN YOUR SYSTEM OR SOMETHING!?!?! *sniffle*
Luka: Stop crying Grimmjow ^ ^;;. Here have some cake and tea.
Grimmjow: *smacks it out of Luka’s hands*
Luka: Oh, right. You probably want booze and cake instead :D
Grimmjow: *drinks the booze, but tries to throw the cake at Ulquiorra, but he dodged it*
Ulquiorra: stop lying you piece of trash. I didn’t rape you.
Grimmjow: TT~TT yes you did!!!
Ulquiorra: I only fiercely abused you with various janitor items in the confined space we were in.
Luka: wtf o.o ..j-janitor items? (ex. mops, brooms, buckets, etc.)
Grimmjow: But YOU STRIPPED ME OF MY CLOTHING BASTARD!!
Ulquiorra: …. -.- only to humiliate you and strip you of your dignity.
Luka: hm...sounds like a good way to do that *is basically agreeing that stripping someone of clothes is good way to humiliate them* (Emiko’s note: Please do not try that at home!!)
Ulquiorra: besides, don’t blame me that you became all flustered and felt pleasure because you’re a masochist. -______-
Grimmjow: H-how did you know that?!?!??!
Luka: SO IT’S TRUE!!??!  OAO
Ulquiorra: Because all trash are like that. (Emiko’s note: very stereotypical)
Luka: ^ ^;; uh....
Grimmjow: >/////////< shut up! *runs away*
Luka: he...he ran away o.o

~ back to Emiko~

Emiko: Where the hell is Luka?!? *Emiko sees a teared-up  Grimmjow running past her*
Grimmjow: *sniffle sniffle*  stupid ulquiorra. stupid ulquiorra. *repeats the phrase as he’s running*
Emiko: Wait! GRIMMJOW!!
Grimmjow: *ignores Emiko* (Emiko’s note: How rude >3<)
Emiko: hm..well he came from that way...so Luka must be in that direction ^ ^ *starts walking down the hallway*

~Eventually Emiko finds Luka~

Emiko: LUKA!!! There you are!!!

Luka: huh? :3

Emiko: Come back home!

Luka: Okay.

Emiko: I will not take no for an answer, you butt- oh you're okay with that?

Luka: Yea

Emiko: Great :D

Luka: but Ulquiorra gets to come too :D Emiko: Dx why? he's such a potato su-

Luka: Say "sucking bastard" and I'll kill you!

Emiko: o.o

Luka: So, deal? Emiko: okay x)

Luka: Good.

Emiko: Yay! Luka-chan is coming back :D

~They somehow find their way back home from Heuco Mundo~

Emiko: eh, Luka, what did you do to Grimmjow-kun? :3 he was crying...

Luka: It's because Ulquiorra raped him xD

Emiko: LOLOLOL XDD ....wait what?! O.o

The End

Yes I'm going to end here xD.

GOMEN NASI!!! I UPDATED SOOO LATE OTL.