World Domination with Flying Penguins

Summary: What's better than talking penguins? Flying penguins! Ritsu Tainaka's goal: World domination- Hey! I thought that was Tadase's job!


Disclaimers: I do not own Shugo Chara, K-ON, Hetalia, McDonalds, Antarctica, or any penguins. I do own the CDEFGAB queen- wait, I don't own her, she's Mugi. But I do own the King of Awesome- wait, I don’t own him, he’s Prussia. I did make up Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda, though.


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“Hey! Watch where you're going!” 


“Did that penguin just talk?!” Azusa was bewildered. She knew that penguins didn't talk. But ever since Ritsu conquered Antarctica, nothing was normal. 


“Yes, I did,” the penguin replied. “My name is Joey-bill.”


“Joey-bill? Isn't that the name of Emiko's nurse?” Azusa thought.
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“Why did Tadase send us to do this?” Utau was annoyed. Tadase had sent her and Kukai to take Antarctica from Ritsu. Utau and Ritsu had been friends for years. She didn't want to do this, even though she still needed revenge on Ritsu.


“His dream of  world domination took the best of him.” Kukai said.


“Who dares to enter my-” Ritsu started, but then she realized that stopping everyone who came in like that was boring. “Oh, it's just you two.”


“It seems that you have a rival in your quest for world domination.” Utau said. 


“I knew that.” But on the inside, Ritsu cursed herself for not seeing it coming. “Tadase is just a kid. He'll be easy to take down.”


Just then, Yui walked in with Mugi, Mio, Azusa and Joey-bill. They just got back from having Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda at McDonalds.


“It's time to crown Mugi as the CDEFGAB Queen!” Yui announced.


“What?” Ritsu didn't get it.


“The CDEFGAB Queen is a more creative way of saying the Keyboard Hero!” Yui said. “And I'm the Castanet Hero!”


“Then who's the Guitar Hero?” Ritsu asked. “I thought you loved playing guitar.”


“Azu-nyan is the Guitar Hero!” Yui exclaimed. “She's had much more practice than I have, so I thought she deserves the spot!”


“Oh look! A penguin!” Ritsu exclaimed. “Let's make it fly!”


“Penguins don't fly!” Mio yelled.


“Well, now they do.” Joey-bill said, and started flying around the room.


“. . .” Mio didn't believe it. “Invisible ropes?”


“Nope.” Joey-bill said. 


“Let's get more penguins and see which one can fly the fastest!” Ritsu shouted. 


Just then, America popped out of nowhere. 


“Flying penguins?! Holy hell! I wanna see!”


“Shut up, you bloody git!” England yelled.


“Who are you and why are you here?” Ritsu asked.


“Uh... we... or at least I... was sent by King of Awesome to tell you that he already claimed Antarctica.” Canada said.
But of course, nobody noticed Canada.


“Well, sorry!” another voice said, “But the vikings have already claimed this place!”


“Oi! Denmark!” America yelled, “Watcha doin’ here?! I already claimed this place!”


“No you didn’t!” Denmark yelled back.


“Excuse me!” the King of Awesome, AKA Prussia yelled. “I already claimed this place way before you did!”


“SHADDUP!” Ritsu yelled. “I TOOK OVER ANTARCTICA, YOU DIDN’T! NOW GET LOST!”


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“Ritsu!” someone yelled. “Ritsu! Get up!” 


“I am up!” Ritsu yelled. She sat up and saw that she wasn't in Antarctica, she was in her bedroom. “So it was all a dream?!” Ritsu thought out loud.


“What was a dream?” Satoshi asked.


“Didn't I conquer Antarctica!” Ritsu yelled, and fell back asleep to dream more about her reign of the South Pole.

Kukai Confesses?! o.O

Emiko: *goes into a secret door with plate of strawberries* Nom nom nom...

~a room full of cameras are revealed.~

Setsuna: *comes into the camera room* Wow. I almost couldn’t find the door. then again you did give me a pretty screwed up map -_-;;

Emiko's terrible map xD

Emiko: Nom nom nom.. Yea that's true. Anyways, I improved the camera room. If I press on the selected button, I can hear whatever is going on inside the room. Sigh~ but I recently found out that it’s illegal to put cameras in the bathrooms, so that place is safe from my creepyness.
Setsuna: okay.... *is somewhat disturbed by his wife's weird actions*

-with Nyu-

Nyu: *yawn* I’m bored....

*Ring ring ring*

Nyu: What?
Emiko: What kind of greeting is that?
Nyu: What do you want? -.-
Emiko: I think you should come over to my house ^ ^
Nyu: No friken way.
Emiko: ): why not?
Nyu: because you’re weird.
Emiko: D: that’s so mean.
Nyu: bye *hangs up
Emiko: How dare she hang up on the all mighty me!

-with Kaito and Kukai-

Kukai: Kaito?
Kaito: Yes?
Kukai: What do you do when you’re jealous.
Kaito: Is this about Utau and Satoya?
Kukai: O////O NO! W-what w-w-would give you t-that idea?..
Kaito: Nothing. Anyways, when I get jealous I eat ice cream
Kukai: -___-;; ice cream?
Kaito: yup and then once I’m drunk on ice cream I go complain to the girl.
Kukai: Why?
Kaito: because complaining is fun.
Kukai: Really?
Kaito: Of course not idiot! You don’t complain to them. You go tell Utau -er whoever this girl is, and tell her how you feel.
Kukai: O///o I can’t do that!!

-Emiko in her camera room-

Emiko: ^w^ ooh. Kukai confessing his love. That sounds interesting. :3 I shall create a plan...

-With the other people-
Ritsu: Well........... I think that we should go up to Amu and tell her that the prank was Satoya’s idea.
Utau: That doesn’t save me.
Azusa: Just tell her the truth.
Yui: Ricchan, you look cute with your hair down.
Ritsu: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Did Emiko have to pull down my headband?
-meanwhile-
Rima: We’ve been playing BS for an hour, and nobody won yet.
Nagi: Maybe that’s because we’re both good liars.
Rima: … I guess you’re right.
-later that night- ( Emiko's note: btw, Kukai and Utau shares a room in Emiko's house because Emiko demanded it, and they were semi-forced. ;D)
Kukai: Are you ever going to go to sleep?
Utau: What kind of a question is that?
Kukai: A stupid one?
Utau: . . . Can I ask you a stupid question?
Kukai: Go ahead.
Utau: Are you.... uh.... areyoujealousofSatoya? (Katrina's note: I put all of the words together on purpose) [Emiko's note: reminder- Satoya= guy friend of Utau <-- I think he's an original side character created by Katrina-chan. Not sure though ^ ^;;)
Kukai: What?! I am not jealous of him!
Utau: Wellllll........ Ritsu said that-
-in the other room-
Mio: YOU SHOULDN’T BELIEVE HALF THE THINGS THAT RITSU SAYS!
Yui: S-sorry.....
-back to where Utau and Kukai were-
Kukai: . . . And that’s my answer. Don’t believe half the things Ritsu says.
Utau: That explains everything. Not. Now tell me the truth.
Kukai: Um... It’s just that you’ve been hanging out with him a lot....-
Utau: Thus you’re jealous of him.
Kukai: I never said that!
-in the other room-
Ritsu: Denial. He’s in denial that he’s jealous.
-back to where Utau and Kukai were (A/N: Don’t worry, Ritsu will barge into the room sooner or later.)
Utau: So?
Ritsu: *barges into the room* So he’s in denial about the fact that he’s jealous?
Kukai: Oh, great.
Yaya: *walks into the room* :P You’ve been cornered.
Utau: That sounded wrong.

-with Emiko-

Emiko: *spits out a suspicious drink out* Woah. That was...wow,

-with the others-

Kukai: uh...
Ritsu: We all know you’re jealous, so admit it!
Amu: you’re so... demanding.
Utau: You’re taking up air, leave.

-with Emiko-

Emiko: Oh, I so gotta be apart of this. *walks out of the room*

-With luka-

Luka: *whistles and sees Emiko*  EMIKO!
Emiko: What?!
Luka: I need more tuna.
Emiko: So.
Luka: Get me more TUNA!!
Emiko: I’m busy!!!
Luka: WITH WHAT?!
Emiko: Oh look it’s creepy emo goatman! *points behind her*
Luka: WHERE?! *looks around*
Emiko: *ran away*
Luka: *looks at empty tuna bowl.* :’(
Emiko: *pushes door down* Kukai and Utau!!
Kukai: Yes?
Utau: What?
Emiko: *pulls them away*
Yaya: Where is Emi-tan taking them?
Amu: You never know with that girl.
Utau: EMIKO! LET GO!
Kukai: …..
Utau: DON’T JUST STAY QUIET! BE A MAN!
Kukai: Um. Emiko?
Emiko: *stops suddenly and causes them to trip* Yes?
Kukai: What are you doing?
Emiko: You’ll see. ;D

-eventually Emiko takes them to a random door they’ve never seen before (my house is so big that they haven’t seen most of it; only the main rooms.)-

Utau: Where the hell are we?
Kukai: What’s behind the door?
Emiko: *opens door and pushes them in*
Utau&Kukai: *falls into the room and tries to get out*
Emiko: *locks the door* Now you two stay in there for awhile.
Utau&Kukai: *Looks around the room*
-the room is relatively small compared to most of the rooms in the house. It’s about the size of three of your bathtubs put together. There’s a small light hanging from the ceiling, and a twin sized bed with no sheets or blankets in the corner.-

Utau: I have a bad feeling of what she’s trying to do -___-;;
Kukai: ^ ^;; well Emiko does like to mess with other people’s affairs.
Utau: *rubs arms* it’s kind of cold in here.
Kukai: *breathes and can see his breath*
Kaito: *sees Emiko standing near the door with a key in hand* Emiko, what are you doing?
Emiko: Nothing ^ ^

-the two start walking away-

Kaito: Did you do anything in that room?
Emiko: no..
Kaito: Good, because remember ghosts do appear there every once in awhile.
Emiko: uhn... *zoned out and not paying attention. she’s too busy thinking about Setsuna*
Setsuna: yo, what’s up you two?
Emiko: SETSUNA!! <3~ ^w^ *hugs him*
Setsuna: Emiko! :D What’s up?
Emiko: Nothing much. ^ ^
Ritsu: *sees Emiko* Emiko! What did you do with Utau and Kukai?
Emiko: Just gave them some alone time :)
Setsuna: What did you do this time -.- ?
Emiko: Nothing...

-back to other people-Ritsu: *runs to who knows where and bumps into Luka*
Luka: What was that for?!
Ritsu: *out of breath* Sorry.
Luka: It’s okay. Now why are you running around like that?
Ritsu: Emiko is crazy.
Luka: We all know that.
Ritsu: No, I mean that she- she- she’s a perv!
Luka: That’s obvious too.
Ritsu: She locked Kukai and Utau in this weird room.
Luka: . . . . . . . What the hell is she trying to do? *Runs off to find Emiko*
Ritsu: *runs after Luka* My point exactly!
-meanwhile-
Utau: What the hell is this?
Kukai: She has gone crazy...
Utau: You just realized it? Stupid....
*Ritsu is banging on the door while Luka is looking for Emiko*
Ritsu: HYAH!!!!!!!!!! *attempts to break the door down, but fails* Owwwwwww!!!
Utau: She probably hid the key under the doormat.
Ritsu: *looks under doormat* Nope. No key here.
Kukai: She probably took it with her.
Utau: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
RItsu: You were the one who suggested to look under the doormat!
Utau: ….........

-with Emiko-
Emiko: *skipping through the hallways of her maze like mansion* La la la~
Kaito: Hey, where’s Utau and Kukai?
Emiko: *stops suddenly* >.> ….I....don’t know....Maybe in the kitchen?
Kaito: I’ll go check.
Emiko: I wonder how those two love birds are doing ^ ^ *starts walking to the suspicious room*

~in the room with Utau and Kukai~

Utau: sigh~ what are we going to do?
Kukai: I don’t know.
unknown thing: Uhhhggnn.....
Utau: What was that?
unknown thing: bleahumm....
Kukai: I-i don’t know.
Unknown thing: I am a ghoooost~
Utau: >~< ghost are creepy! *clutches onto Kukai*
Kukai: O/////////////O *totally liking Utau touching him xDD*
Nyu and the gang (gang = Ed, Al, Winry, Yoshi, and Tokine):BOO! :B
Utau & Kukai: GAAAAA!!!
Utau: YOU JERKS! YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US!!!
Gang: MUHAHAHA
Emiko: *appears at the door*
Ritsu: EMIKO! Unlock them now! I hear them screaming.
Emiko: Ok *unlocks door*
GANG:GRAA!!!! *Makes a creepy face*
Ritsu: AHHH!!
Emiko: Oh, hey you guys ^ ^. What’s up? What you doing at my mansion this lovely night? You want to stay over?
Nyu:Nothing really. And no. We will not stay over.
Ritsu: They just popped out of no where and you ask them to stay over?!?!
Emiko: When life gives you lemons....invite them over?
Kukai: I think you got that wrong..
Nyu:I’ll give you cake in exchange for your life :D Yoshi will make the cake. He makes really good cany castles *Drools*
Yoshi :WHAT!NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
Emiko: That’s stupid. How can I eat the cake if you take my life?! > < And you call me the idiot. Psh! But I will take the cake anyways and keep my life :) Yoshi-kun, please make me cake! ^ ^
Nyu: Eat cake and die :D
Emiko: No thank you. I want to eat more then just one cake before I die. So I’ll decline that offer.
Nyu:Then you can eat Tonkine’s cake. Tonkine makes bad cake :D
Tokine: I DO NOT!
Nyu:Yoshi bad teacher.
Emiko: >~< No. I want Setsuna-sama to make me cake :)

Ritsu: *goes over to Utau and Kukai* Are you guys okay?
Utau: No -____- I am not okay. I’m surrounded by idiots!
Kukai: Hey, I’m not stupid!
Utau: I mean them! *points at “gang” and Emiko*
Ritsu: Who votes we get out of here?
Kukai: I second vote!
Utau: Let’s just go
Ed:Nope! (Uses alchemy and seals the door)
Emiko: Let these nice people go.! *whacks Ed on the head* When did you become so mean?! >:\
Al: Don’t mind my Big Bro. He just as a short  temper.
Ed:I AM NOT SHORT! I JUST HAVEN’T HAD MY GROWTH SPURT!

Nyu: *ties Ed up with a rope.*
Emiko: *pats Al on the head* You’re so nice Al ^ ^. *glares at Ed -__-* Unlike your short brother over there. AH HAHAHA! *mocks him by laughing and points at his poor tied up state*
Nyu: *Wacks and knocks Emiko out* Well, you leaving or wat? *Alchemy the door open*
Setsuna: NYU?! You cannot do that to Emiko!! >:( *carries Emiko away bridal style*
Nyu:*Knocks Middle Eastern Farmer out.* =D One more victim
Kaito: NYU! ...nice one xD *and has joey-bill carry them out* eheheh *agrees with Nyu and nervously laughs in order not to get knocked out*
Joey-Bill: Nyu -____- you make my work harder.
Nyu: Be grateful. You get more pay. (*OHOHOH* in the background.)

Joey-Bill: ...-__- That still doesn't make up for the heavy lifting and extra work I have to do.

Nyu: OHOHOHOHO *continues laughing like Santa Claus; completely ignoring Joey-Bill*

Joey-Bill: Sigh~ -.- *continues taking Setsuna and Emiko back to their room*

~THE END~

:D This is the conclusion for this week's story. I hope you enjoyed reading it ^ ^. Kukai didn't really confess, but he came close to right? I think that's what counts xD.