Time Travel?!

Emiko: Nyu-san ^ ^~~!!

Nyu: what the hell do you want? -___-

Emiko: I brought some cake that we could eat together :D

Nyu: *grabs and eat cake in one bite*

Emiko: We were supposed to share! :O

Nyu: har har har >:D

Emiko: hmph >__< meanie Nyu!

Rin: Hi~~ :D :D *sees Emiko looking sad* What happened? :O

Emiko: TT^TT N-nyu-san at my cake.

Rin: So desu ka~? :D

Emiko: …...-_________-.....

Rin: hee hee~ ^w^~

~Suddenly a huge ass box appears out of no where with smoke and shit coming out of it~

Ah Ha!! ~says a mysterious face, blurred by the smoke.

~As the smoke clears, you see long pink hair~

Emiko: LUKA! *cough* What the fuck?! *cough* Stupid smoke *cough cough cough*

Rin: Luka-chan~~ You’re back! :D Where did you go??
Luka: no.
Emiko: Yea! Field trip  :D *calls everyone she knows to come*
Emiko: Good question! We’re going on a field trip into the past :D :D
Ritsu: Dinosaurs!
Beep. Deep. Boop. Dap.
Emiko: Shut up, guys! We’re in the future! There have to be loads of Gundams around here!

Luka: I AM BACK FROM THE PAST~~ >:D

Nyu: did ya bring food?

Nyu: *takes a plate of chicken, and walks upstairs*

Rin: Not even a goodbye? :O

Nyu: *nom nom nom*

Emiko: How the hell did you go to the past??

Luka: With my time machine :D :D *points to the box*

Emiko: But that looks like a crappy card board box!

Luka: Then you have just been fooled >:D

Rin: take us! take us!

Rin: *smacks Emiko on the head* How the heck is everyone supposed to fit inside this damn box?!

~box only appears to be able to fit one person~

Emiko: Oh yea~ :3

Rin: -_______- idiot...

Luka: It’s okay ;D it’s small on the outside, and big on the inside~.

Rin: ewww~~~

Emiko: *smacks Rin*  Ew!! Stop being pervy~ xD

~Katrina, and the K-ON, and Shugo Chara people arrive~

Emiko: Damn you people are fast :D

Katrina: We don’t like to be late.

Mio: w-what’s going on? why’d you call us?

Ristu: Can we go visit the dinosaurs?!

Emiko: Yea!! Emiko wants to go! Emiko wants to go!

Rin: Don’t speak in third person! It’s creepy~~.

Emiko: Emiko thinks Rin-chan is being mean to Emiko. D’:

Rin: -____- woman.

Emiko: ah! gomen ne~ >__<;;

~Setsuna, Kaito, Len, Bleach People, Hetalia and etc. comes~

Emiko: Yay! :D Everyone is here!!

Setsuna: What’s going on?

Kaito: Is it an ice cream party!? :D

Nyu: Ice cream?! *runs down the stairs, and rejoins the group*

Emiko: Here’s some ice cream *gives Nyu and Kaito ice cream* must keep Nyu-san down here. Mustn’t let her run away >:D

Setsuna: What are we doing??

Katrina: Apparently we are having a field trip into the past, whatever the heck that means.

Luka: *shoves everyone into box* Muahahahaa >:D Everyone get in~~~!!

Rin: wah~ >_< Luka-chan is so sadist now.

Emiko: SWTF!! :O

Len: What does that mean? o.O

Emiko: sadist, what the fuck. xD

~Everyone is now into a time machine-y looking place. It really was much bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.~

Luka: Okay, so what time period should go to?

Rin: Renaissance!

Mio: Medieval ?

Nyu: Food!

Emiko: la la la la~~ *is spacing out*

Luka: Pick one place damn it!

Emiko: Oooh~ Pretty buttons :D :D !! *starts pressing them*

Emiko: hahaha~~ They make funny sounds. *pushes more random buttons*

Luka: Nooo~~!!!! :O

~The time machine starts. The technology system seemed to over heat, and everything went black. All of a sudden, everything starts spinning.~

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ~everyone screamed.

Ka PLUNK~!! ~the time machine had landed.

*they all get transported to the future*

A talking sign (you know, like the signs they have on highways for exit whatever, except that the signs in the future talk): Welcome to Evergreen.

Ritsu: Green? GREEN?! I don’t see any green here! It looks like a skyscraper city! With no green!

America: Hey, look! A restaurant!

*everyone goes into restaurant*

Robot: Welcome to Five Star. Have a seat.

*everyone goes over to whatever table they want to sit at*

Robot: Here is the menu *gives everyone a menu*

America: Hey! There are no hamburgers on here!

Yui: OH NO! THERE’S NO CAKE!

Robot: Restaurants on Earth only serve organic food. If you want junk food go to the other side of the moon. The aliens there have a dessert palace.

Yui: I wanna go!

Len: How do we get from here to the moon?

Nyu: Screw the moon! I want food! I’m ordering the whole menu!        

*a girl walks into the restaurant with her brother. The two of them are unusually pretty*

Girl: This place is strange..... Oh! It’s you guys! And the lame-o. *goes over to Prussia and wacks him on the head*

Prussia: I don’t even know you!

Girl: You don’t? Ah! Now I get it! You guys are from the past! So you don’t know me yet.....

Prussia: And why are you calling me lame?! I’m-

Girl: Shadup. Nobody cares. You’re not awesome.

Emiko: Could you at least tell us your names?

Girl: Oh, sorry about that. I’m Liz. And the other guy with me is my brother, Vincent. We’re transfer students from Venus.

Emiko: Venus? Aliens live on Venus? And aliens look like really pretty humans? COOL!

Nyu: Why is your brother not talking? Is he dumb? (Katrina’s note: Nyu is in human form right now)

Vincent: No. I just choose not to talk. I would rather observe you people.

Hungary: Well then....... In your face Prussia! You aren’t awesome!

Prussia: You people are stupid.

Hungary: You are stupid.

Nyu: How are you so sure of  that? This place looks abandoned.

Yaya: Maybe the people are living in outer space!

Rima: That’s not possible.

Rin: We are in the future, so I guess it can be possible.

Ritsu: Then let’s go find people!

Emiko: Good! Let’s get down to business!

A Weird, but Normal Day Becomes the Craziest Day Ever

*imagine this in the voice of the narrator from the English dub of Hetalia*
So, Luka and Nnoitra were locked into a closet; and emo potato- I mean Goatman- I mean Ulquiorra went into the emo corner that looked more like a booth than a corner. Norway, for who knows what reason, had followed him in there and got dragged into the emo booth.
Emiko: Okay, time's up! *opens the closet that Luka and Nnoitra were in* I SAID TIME'S UP!
Nnoitra: Fine! Sheesh woman!
*so Nnoitra and Luka walk out of the closet*
Denmark: Hey, Ice! Where's Norge?
Iceland: He was following that guy...
Denmark: You mean the other guy who likes Luka? Oh.... what? Ah, now I remember. *goes over to emo booth* Uh.... What's going on in there? *opens door* Video games! Cool! I wanna play-
Norway: *walks out of emo booth and slams Denmark onto the other wall of the room*

*brief intermission*
KRONWALLED
[krahn-wawld] - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, demolish, raze, imply reducing a thing to uselessness, to defeat completely
And by the way, to all of you perverted people out there, slamming someone into a wall does not imply what you think it does.

*back to the story*
Luka: Woah! Seme, much?
Iceland: t's actually the other way around when it comes to the two of them.
Norway: What was that? *glares*
Prussia: You wanna be on top, then?
Norway: I don't want to be around that annoying jerk Denmark in the first place.
Emiko: Someone's in denial~
Norway: In denial of what?
Iceland: Stop playing dumb! We all know that you like Denmark! Heck, you used to hang out with him even before you found me! And even after that, everything was all about him!
Norway: Iceland.... it's not what it looks like...
Iceland: Sure it isn't!
Rin: You guys....
Iceland: What?!
Rin: Stop fighting!
Norway: Do you think I want to argue with my little brother?
America: Dudes! I've found a UFO! And it crashed right in Emiko's front yard!
Emiko: *looks out the window* That's not a UFO! That's the spy-cam I installed into Nyu's apartment! It came back, which means it has some valuable information!


To be continued! Maybe...

Emiko's Panic Room

Apparently, someone was chasing after the Scandinavian countries (Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, and Finland. For some strange reason, there was a random fork in the road. And for another strange reason, while Sweden, Finland and Iceland took the road on the left, Denmark grabbed Norway and took the road on the right. And unfortunately for the two of them, the someone decided to go after Norway and Denmark. Denmark dragged Norway to a mansion, which happened to be Emiko’s mansion, although of course, he didn’t know that. They ran through the door so fast, that to Satoya and Hana, they looked like a blur.
(by the way, Satoya and Hana are siblings.)

*WARNING ..er- some pervy content ahead? xD;;

Satoya: Hana?
Hana: Onee-chan.
Satoya: Right, er... onee-chan?
Hana: What?
Satoya: What the hell was that?
Hana: Why are you asking me?
*at the end of the hallway*
Denmark: Hey! A panic button! *presses panic button, and a door opens*  
Norway: What the-
Denmark: *drags Norway into the room and the door closes on them* I’m hungry.
Norway: You drag me into some random person’s house, and now you’re complaining that you’re hungry?
Denmark: *opens closet* Uh... whatthefuck....... WHO FILLS THEIR PANIC ROOM CLOSETS WITH DILDOS?!
Norway: *thinking* I thought Denmark was weird for filling his panic room closet with beer, but this is worse..... (Katrina's note: The idea for the panic room and  beer came from this fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6327356/1/The_Nordic_Switch. The dildos came from a weird quiz Emiko made up and sent to everyone)
*the panic room door opens revealing who was chasing after them*
Nyu: You chose to hide here, out of all places?
Denmark: Stay back! *takes out an axe out of nowhere*
*Just then, Rin comes strolling in*
Rin: HOLY SHIT. Nyu, what the hell are you doing? And why are there these... guys with dangerous axes?!
*Nyu, Denmark, and Norway all look at Rin*
Nyu: Err... I don’t know. I was chasing these guys and they ran in here.
Rin: So wouldn’t it be your fault that they came here?
Norway: No. It was Denmark’s fault. He dragged me here.
Denmark: Yup- Hey! Why are you always blaming me?
Rin: Now now, you guys! I have no idea who  you are, but if you know Nyu, and happened to run into Emiko’s mansion, I’m guessing you aren’t some violent trolls who want to burn down the house or anything ^ ^;
Denmark: We don’t know Nyu. Nyu chased us here, saying something about killing us and taking over our bodies. And what the hell do you mean by violent trolls?! We’re former vikings, not violent trolls!
Rin: Vikings, ey? Interesting... and hey! What your language, mister! This isn’t your house, so you have no right to start yelling at us, after YOU barged in >:/ *hands on hips*
*All of a sudden Len comes in, searching for Rin*
Len: Rin? Rinnn~ Where are you? You need to finish your lessons- *sees Nyu, Norway, and Denmark* W-who are these people? *whips out a gun*?
Denmark: The heck? A fourteen year old with a gun? Is that even legal?
Len: I-I don’t really know.. but for all you know, I could be over 14, couldn’t I? ;D
Rin: What the hell are you talking about, Len? You look 14 OR UNDER. --;
Denmark: For all you know, I could be over 1000!
Norway: Shut up.
Len: So.. Rin, are these people trustworthy?
Rin: I-I don’t really know ^ ^;
Norway: Isn’t this the place that we came to when Canada went missing?
Denmark: Aha! I remember this! That’s why Nyu looks so familiar!
Rin: Oh! Its you people? I remember! The guy with the white polar bear, and his friends, right? :D Its ok Len! They’re not bad people... I’m pretty sure ^ ^
Len: Umm.. you sure? *lowers gun* Ok, then... but if you try anything weird... I’m taking my gun back out. *puts it away*
Denmark: I do have one question, though. Why are the closets in this panic room filled with dildos?
*Rin and Len look at each other with “WTF” kind of faces*
Rin: I-I don’t know! ;A; Emiko is... a pervert? ;D xD
Len: Well, why don’t you go meet Emiko now? I’m sure she would want to see... who ran into her mansion. --;
Ritsu: *randomly walks in* I OBJECT! If Emiko sees anyone, she’ll force them to live in her mansion! Although........... it would be nice to have vikings here............ that would surely horrify Mio........
Rin: LOL xDD Mio’s scared of vikings?
Ritsu: No. She’s afraid of ghosts, monsters, weapons, barnacles-
Mio: *walks in and smacks Ritsu*
Rin: O_O Oh dear... shall we call Hana for some medical assistance?
Ritsu: I’m fine! This happens all of the time! Mio! You’re such a meanie!
Mio: …
Len: Alright guys! Shall we escort these... people, to Emiko? *still slightly suspicious*
Ritsu: Sure, why not?
Denmark: Okay. *drags Norway to the kitchen, wherever that is*
Mio: …...............
*in the kitchen*
Emiko: *eating strawberries*
Yui: *also eating strawberries*
Denmark: This place is big!
Yui: Oh hi! Are you here for some strawberries?
Denmark: Sure. Any type of food is fine!
Norway: What is wrong with you, anko? You go into other people’s houses without their permission and take their food?!
Yui: I don’t mind. Emiko shouldn’t mind either. Right Emiko?
Emiko: Yeah, sure! I don’t mind. My mansion is full of food! And space for everyone! Who is worth enough to be with the epic Emiko Seiei! >:DD (Nyu's note:
Norway: …........
Rin: … I think she’s drunk ^ ^; She has these times... when she drinks sake and... yeahh~
Denmark: So, is there any beer?
Norway: We didn’t come here to get you drunk.
Denmark: But I want beer!
Norway: Shut up.
Emiko: I AM NOT DRUNK! D:< (Nyu's note:
Rin: ...Oh really, Emiko? Sou desu ka~? O_o (Rin's note: xDDD My favorite line~ <3)
Denmark: Well, she sure is acting like she’s drunk.
Rin: My point exactly. How do we make a decision of giving these people food, or not, if Emiko isn’t in her right mind?
Yui: Just give them food. Food is good. Especially cakes and tea and strawberries and ice cream and everything.
Nyu: *Floats around dumping food from Emiko’s fridge.*
Yui: It’s raining food!
*Hana comes walking in*
Hana: Oh no! You can’t make a mess in here! >:(
Nyu: *waves fridge* PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
Denmark: *finds a bottle of beer* Yes!
Norway: I’m leaving. *walks out of the kitchen*
*random police officer walks in*
Officer: None of you are going anywhere! Do you realize how much noise pollution you’re causing?!
Norway: I have nothing to do with this..........
Officer: Well....... uh.......... YOU’RE STILL NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Nyu:*>_>* Trespasser!!! *Beats the Police guy up*  MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHA DIEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~
Rin: Wait.. isn’t one of your other friends... the United Kingdom... err.. Britain... England! He’s a police officer isn’t he? DON’T BEAT UP ENGLAND, NYU~ ;A;
Denmark: ja, kinda. I haven’t talked to him in a while- wait. That dude is NOT England. England is too busy fighting with France to walk into random people’s houses.
Rin: Really? Oh, ok good! I don’t want Nyu to beat up your friends... err.. Emiko’s friends too? *confused by her own words*
Nyu: Too bad for the guy >_>. He trespassed first. Party crasher.
Norway: What’s that? *looks up at a lens thingy*
Rin: It’s a security camera.
Norway: She has one too..... great.
Rin: ?
Norway: Denmark isn’t the only one with cameras all around his house......
Denmark: Emiko doesn't have cameras in the bathrooms, right? Cuz that’s just creepy.
Nyu:Yers. She does. Cus thats how pervs roll. Cams in bathrooms. In fact. Theres no where in the house with no cam...>_> *In a scary voice* You are being watched. Everywhere.
Denmark: Then I don’t want to stay here.......
Emiko: Sorry. You’re trapped. And where do you think you’re going? *looks at Norway*
Norway: …..................
Nyu: Pay me and I’ll get you outta here. *Evil grin* X3
Rin: Emiko especially likes to put security cameras in people’s BEDROOMS. >///<
Nyu:...for pervy reasons.... That’s why I don’t live here.
Yui: The best way to get by is to go to your own house to change your clothes or use the bathroom. And make sure you aren’t having an affair with your roomate.
Rin: And do WHATEVER ELSE you want ;DDD
Nyu: FREEDOM FOR THE WIN!
Rin: LOL WAIT! Have an affair with your roomate...?
Ritsu: Yui. I didn’t expect you to say something that strange.
Mio: I didn’t hear that.
Nyu:>_>...Darn right. I didn’t hear anything.
Yui: What? You people say pervy things all the time.
Ritsu: DAMN YOU EMIKO! YUI HAS LOST HER INNOCENCE!
Nyu: That ain’t pervy. That’s just plain gross...
Ritsu: Why are we just standing here? *takes all of the Oreos and milk from the kitchen and goes upstairs*
Yui: Come on, Mio! *drags Mio upstairs*
Nyu: *Grins* LOLLOLLOL I’MA GO BUY SOME GAMES. C YA SUCKERS. *disappears* (Nyu's note: Poor people. They all trapped.)
Denmark: Aw, man! We’re out of beer!
Norway: That’s because you drank it all, idiot.
Denmark: I see......... *is totally oblivious to the fact that Norway called him an idiot*
Rin: You people are weird.
Denmark: *ignores Rin’s comment* Okay then. Since there’s no more beer, I’m leaving.
Norway: Now you plan on leaving? Emiko has locked everything up.
Emiko: Yes. I don’t want anyone to wander out into the open and get lost.
Denmark: This isn’t part of your evil plan to kill everyone, is it?
Norway: …...........
Emiko: Why would I do that? And by the way, I know what you guys are thinking. Denmark, you’re planning on jumping out the window? The windows are LOCKED. And Norway, *locks the back door* The back door is locked too.
Rin: Emiko! It isn’t nice to lock people inside!
Emiko: But it’s fun!~
Denmark: Not for the people who are being locked up!
Norway: You have a point.... but you’re still annoying.
Denmark: I see.....
Emiko: If there was such thing as verbal S&M, you’d be the masochist. From what I’ve noticed, you’ve been oblivious every time your friend insulted you.
Norway: Since when was I friends with him?
Denmark: Since over 1000 years ago. Hey, how the heck am I  a  masochist in verbal S&M?! There is no such thing-
Emiko: I made up verbal S&M. So there is such thing. Thus you like being insulted. *thinking* That made no sense.............
Yui: What’s an S&M?
Emiko: Sadist and Masochist.
Yui: OH.......... whatever *eats more strawberries* Wait, what’s a sadist? And what’s a masochist? So which one am I?
Emiko: Um........... neither. Although you are an uke. A clueless uke.
Yui: What’s an uke?
Emiko: You’ve never heard of seme and uke?
Yui: Nope.
Emiko: Well, to simply explain it-
Rin: She doesn’t need to know.
Emiko: *ignores the comment* You’d be an uke too! And Nyu would be a seme. And these two people that I barely know.......... hmm........... I think- *is interrupted by Norway trying to strangle Denmark over some argument that nobody else heard* AHA! NORWAY WOULD DEFINITELY BE A SEME!
Denmark: No, not really. He’s pretty shy around strangers-
Norway: Do you want to die?
Denmark: No thank you.
Yui: Why would anyone ask anyone if they wanted to die?
Emiko: Because that’s what sadists do.

THE END for now........ no, Norway is not a sadist......

World Domination with Flying Penguins

Summary: What's better than talking penguins? Flying penguins! Ritsu Tainaka's goal: World domination- Hey! I thought that was Tadase's job!


Disclaimers: I do not own Shugo Chara, K-ON, Hetalia, McDonalds, Antarctica, or any penguins. I do own the CDEFGAB queen- wait, I don't own her, she's Mugi. But I do own the King of Awesome- wait, I don’t own him, he’s Prussia. I did make up Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda, though.


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“Hey! Watch where you're going!” 


“Did that penguin just talk?!” Azusa was bewildered. She knew that penguins didn't talk. But ever since Ritsu conquered Antarctica, nothing was normal. 


“Yes, I did,” the penguin replied. “My name is Joey-bill.”


“Joey-bill? Isn't that the name of Emiko's nurse?” Azusa thought.
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“Why did Tadase send us to do this?” Utau was annoyed. Tadase had sent her and Kukai to take Antarctica from Ritsu. Utau and Ritsu had been friends for years. She didn't want to do this, even though she still needed revenge on Ritsu.


“His dream of  world domination took the best of him.” Kukai said.


“Who dares to enter my-” Ritsu started, but then she realized that stopping everyone who came in like that was boring. “Oh, it's just you two.”


“It seems that you have a rival in your quest for world domination.” Utau said. 


“I knew that.” But on the inside, Ritsu cursed herself for not seeing it coming. “Tadase is just a kid. He'll be easy to take down.”


Just then, Yui walked in with Mugi, Mio, Azusa and Joey-bill. They just got back from having Antarctic Fries and Coca-Colda at McDonalds.


“It's time to crown Mugi as the CDEFGAB Queen!” Yui announced.


“What?” Ritsu didn't get it.


“The CDEFGAB Queen is a more creative way of saying the Keyboard Hero!” Yui said. “And I'm the Castanet Hero!”


“Then who's the Guitar Hero?” Ritsu asked. “I thought you loved playing guitar.”


“Azu-nyan is the Guitar Hero!” Yui exclaimed. “She's had much more practice than I have, so I thought she deserves the spot!”


“Oh look! A penguin!” Ritsu exclaimed. “Let's make it fly!”


“Penguins don't fly!” Mio yelled.


“Well, now they do.” Joey-bill said, and started flying around the room.


“. . .” Mio didn't believe it. “Invisible ropes?”


“Nope.” Joey-bill said. 


“Let's get more penguins and see which one can fly the fastest!” Ritsu shouted. 


Just then, America popped out of nowhere. 


“Flying penguins?! Holy hell! I wanna see!”


“Shut up, you bloody git!” England yelled.


“Who are you and why are you here?” Ritsu asked.


“Uh... we... or at least I... was sent by King of Awesome to tell you that he already claimed Antarctica.” Canada said.
But of course, nobody noticed Canada.


“Well, sorry!” another voice said, “But the vikings have already claimed this place!”


“Oi! Denmark!” America yelled, “Watcha doin’ here?! I already claimed this place!”


“No you didn’t!” Denmark yelled back.


“Excuse me!” the King of Awesome, AKA Prussia yelled. “I already claimed this place way before you did!”


“SHADDUP!” Ritsu yelled. “I TOOK OVER ANTARCTICA, YOU DIDN’T! NOW GET LOST!”


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“Ritsu!” someone yelled. “Ritsu! Get up!” 


“I am up!” Ritsu yelled. She sat up and saw that she wasn't in Antarctica, she was in her bedroom. “So it was all a dream?!” Ritsu thought out loud.


“What was a dream?” Satoshi asked.


“Didn't I conquer Antarctica!” Ritsu yelled, and fell back asleep to dream more about her reign of the South Pole.

A Weird, but Normal Day for Emiko and Her Friends

Just a normal *cough, cough* day in Emiko's place...

Nyu: EMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Katrina and Rin, who are apparently playing a video game, look at each other saying, Uh oh, what did Emiko do this time?
Nyu: *runs into the living room where Katrina and Rin were* WHERE IS THAT F*CKING BASTARD EMIKO???
Emiko: *randomly appears* What?! I was busy doing something with Setsuna-kun...
Nyu, Katrina, Rin: *looks at Emiko weirdly*
Emiko: *realizes what she said* ...n...noth...nothing like that people... *worry look on her face*
Katrina & Rin: Okay... anyway... *both look at Nyu*
Nyu: *see them staring* What?... Oh yes... EMIKO WHERE'S MY FOOD!!! MY YUMMY FOOD!!!
Emiko: Oh my gosh woman! You yell for me because of that!
Nyu: YES!!!
Emiko: *sighs and opens her bag* Here you go! *hands her a mountain of food*
Luka: *appears out of nowhere* WTF is going on here?!
Nyu: *eats all of food in less a minute*
Rin: OMG WOMAN! Slow down...
Nyu: Whatever I'm outta here. *teleports somewhere*
Katrina: Woah Nyu can teleport?!?!
Emiko: ... Yes?

~awkward silence~

Luka: Well goodbye! *disappears*
Katrina: Um... Goodbye... *runs out the door*
Rin: Me too. Bye Emiko. *leaves*
Emiko: *puzzling look on her face* What just happened? Where's everyone? *keeps on asking questions* OH WELL BYE!!! *transports to a place*

~apparently everyone was at Emiko's mansion. and a bunch of people are drunk, so they act weird.~

Emiko: Let's play spin the bottle!
Prussia: FCK NO! THE AWESOMENESS REFUSES!
Emiko: NO ONE CARES! *spins the bottle and it lands on Luka and Nnoitra*
Ulquiorra: ..........
Denmark: Is someone jealous?
Norway: *smacks Denmark* Shut up. you shouldn't butt into other people's business.
Denmark: Good point.
Norway: *annoyed*
France: I can feel the mood here, mon ami~
England: Shut up, bloody git!

~Emiko locks Luka and Nnoitra in a closet. The closet is filled with Paluzski. Poland wanted to eat Paluzski five minutes later. So he opened the closet~

Poland: *opens closet* O/////O that was like, totally, like, totally......... totally awkward.
Ulquiorra: *goes to emo corner*
Denmark: This house has an emo corner?
Emiko: Houses are supposed to have emo corners, aren't they?
Denmark: But emo corners are corners, not booths filled with knives.
Emiko: It's an emo corner. The knives are to cut yourself with.
Denmark: That's creepy...
Norway: *goes over to emo corner* Are you.........

~no response~

Norway: ................ Hello? *gets pulled into emo booth by Ulquiorra*

Dun Dun Dunnn~~!! What do you think happens next? X3

Two One Shots

lol so I haven't updated in like forever. Terribly sorry ^ ^;;...been a bit busy...

Anyways, today's roleplay story will be just two short, one shot stories :) one by me and the other by Katrina-chan. 

Enjoy~ ;D

Emiko's Short Story~

Emiko: Setsuna-kun~~
Setsuna: Yes, Emiko?
Emiko: I LOVE YOU~ <3
Setsuna: okay...
Emiko: what do you mean “okay”?! >:O
Setsuna: er- I mean I love you too ^ ^;;
Emiko: that’s not good enough now! :O
Setsuna: What do you want me to do....?
Emiko: hmm~ take me somewhere nice x). NO WAIT! I want to drive a gundam :)
Setsuna: erm...don’t break it okay?
Emiko: Okay~ :D

~Setsuna gets Emiko a gundam to drive and Emiko gets inside~

Emiko: yay! :D
Setsuna: Okay to go left press this. To go right push this. To go straight flick this. To go back squeeze this.
Emiko: LOL xD what’s with these weird buttons? And those adjectives sound so wrong~ x]
Setsuna: …^ ^;; yea....I thought we promised to never talk about that again.
Emiko: heheh x) i can’t help it~ that night was fuuunn. How could I not talk about it? (xDD lol i feel like being pervy today)
Kaito: *pops his head in* What are you two doing?
Emiko: :D Ice cream! I want some!
Kaito: Okay~ *hands Emiko ice cream*
Emiko: *liiiickkk~* yummy ^ ^

~Emiko accidently got a dropped the ice cream and it got all over the gundam’s control pannels~
Setsuna: Emiko... -.-;;
Emiko: Gomen nasi! > <

~the door of the gundam suddenly shut closed. Which in result made Setsuna, Kaito, and Emiko trapped inside~

Emiko: oh no! what happened? :O
Kaito: p-poor ice cream TT^TT bwaaaaaah *is now crying* Setsuna: crap...

~The gundam then starts to activate itself~

Kaito: what’s with the flashing lights?
Setsuna: The gundam is going into auto pilot mode! and I can’t stop it.

~The gundam then precedes to shoot at Nyu’s apartment, Luka-chan’s mansion, Rin-chan’s house, and Katrina-chan’s home~

Kaito: ….it’s destroying our friends houses...
Setsuna: Emiko did you preset things before the gundam started?
Emiko: yesh :3
Setsuna: what did you preset the stuff too?
Emiko: To destroy our friends’ houses :3
Kaito: WHY?!
Setsuna: …....=.=
(emiko’s note: xDD hahaha apparently setsuna’s the only stable minded person here)
Emiko: ….um....Enter! Exit! Emiko-chan! :D *does the little dance/hand motion for it xD*
Setsuna: Don’t change the subject *is trying to hold back his laughter xD* Damn, why is she so cute? > < (emiko’s note: haha xD i dont think i look cute doing the enter/exit thing, i just want Setsuna to think so x3)

~Emiko then eventually preceds to explain why she wanted to explode everybody’s houses~

Emiko: This should be obvious :V.
Kaito: Tell meh anyways~
Emiko: I like everyone living in my house, so to resolve the issue of you people having your own homes already, I blew your living space up ^ ^
Nyu: WTF?!? 

Luka: What if I was still in there?!
Rin: What about our stuff? TT^TT Len: what about our dog? and cat? and hamster? and 10 gold fishes? and parrot? and..*lists like 10 other species xD* (emiko’s note: i’ve decided that in my “perfect world” where i get whatever i want, Len and Rin loves animals and has tons of them xD their house is like a zoo. just because~ no special reason as to why I wanted this xD)
Nyu: damn you got a lot of pets...
Len: be quiet! :P
Emiko: Don’t worry, I made sure all your stuff was moved into my house before I exploded your homes  ^ ^
Luka: Well you’re lucky that we weren’t in there! Emiko: But I made sure to get a hold of your schedules for the day just in case.

~Everyone ends up living in Emiko’s house like she wanted and happily ever after...for Emiko at least ^ ^ ~

Katrina's Short Story~

 

The world was perfect-ish. There was no starvation, or war, or national debt, or animal abuse, or crazy storms. There were only three problems, that really didn’t matter. Or did they?
1. France going around molesting people (and not getting along with England)
2. Nyu and Emiko didn’t seem to get along.
3. Norway still hated Denmark. Or pretended to. Yeah, he pretended to. Don’t ask why, though.

Prussia: I AM AWESOME! *plays something on Azusa’s guitar*
Umi: I AM AWESOMER! *plays something even better on Azusa’s guitar*
Azusa: That’s my guitar................
Amu: Umi is high on ice cream......... again................
Kaito: Ice cream? I want some!
Yui: Yeah!
Yaya: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats ice cream and is now high on sugar*
Conner: Annie! You’re high on sugar again! Oh well, Imma get a cheeseburger! Lady Rima, do you want one?
Rima: Why thank you!
Conner: How about you, Onii-san?
Nagi: No, thank you.
Yui: NO, THANK YOU! *plays this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7vwGBHNC8 *
Ritsu: Wow! Your voice sounds just like Mio!
Yui: That’s because Mio was singing!
Ritsu: Where is she?
Conner: I don’t know!
Ritsu: I wasn’t asking you...........
Denmark: The question sounded like it was directed at everyone.
Norway: Shut up. You’re annoying.
Denmark: I see...........
Nyu: The fck? You were insulted and you don’t care?
Iceland: He’s oblivious. That’s all.
Nyu: Weird. And immature.
Denmark: Immature?! I’m the elder brother-
Norway: Screw you!
Denmark: *sweat* You want to screw me?
Norway: *strangles Denmark* You. Are an IDIOT!
Conner: Hey! A chess game! I wanna watch! *watches Lithuania and Poland play chess*
Lithuania: I’ve got you trapped.
Poland: It’s okay, I’ll just activate-
Lithuania: No.
Poland: YES! I ACTIVATE POLAND’S RULE! IT’S MY TURN FOREVER! *starts moving all of the pieces around randomly* Swabambambambambambambambambam!
Lithuania: This isn’t chess anymore! You’re just pitting my pieces against eachother!
*Katrina gets an odd sense of de ja vu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmmJI51iYKs.*

THE END! you know why? CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7IHzrgc54s&feature=related
LOL Poland.

Continuation of "Blossoming of a New Love"

~Previously~

Canada: w-well I guess this is good bye?
Katrina: ah choo! *sneezes*
Canada: Oh, it’s cold out here. *gives her his jacket*
Katrina: T-thank you ^/////^  What is this fuzzy feeling?...
Canda: See you later Katrina :)  this girl notices me! ^////^
Katrina: Yea, see you later :)
Canada: *runs to the car because America already forgot and was about to drive off* Wait for me~!! D:
Emiko: katrina! Come back inside! You’ll catch a cold~ if you don’t!!
Katrina: eh, Coming! *runs inside*

~Currently~

Rin: *yawns and stretches* Ah, what a nice nap! I feel so refreshed :) *takes time to look outside the window*
Huh? Wait, who are these people outside? And Katrina-chan is.. blushing?! Isn’t this in the midle of the afternoon? Wait. WHA?! D: *looks at clock* Oh gosh! Its like.. past 6 o’ clock! So... that means I must’ve taken quite a LONG nap... *facepalms* Wait, what about Len? I wonder if he’s in his room...
Len? Len, you there? *cautiously slide open divider*
*sees that the bed is empty*
Gah, I knew it! Then why the hell didn’t he wake me? >:/

*rushes downstairs*

Rin: *out of breath* H-hi. G-guys... *bends down and puts hands on knees*
Emiko: Oh, hey Rin-chan! :D
Katrina: Have a nice nap, Rin? :)
Len: Rin! Hey! :)
Rin: *looks up and glares* Len. Why the hell didn’t you ever wake me up? Or atleast TRY to? Hmmm?
Len: Oh.. u-umm.. w-well... I just wanted you to sleep. Y-you know, because you stayed awake until like 2 in the morning?
Rin: *blushes* Oh, is THAT why you didn’t wake me? ^////^;
But wait! Hold it! Who were those people outside? *looks around*
Emiko: Who do you mean by “those people”, Rin-chan?
Rin: You guys know EXACTLY what I mean! >:/ *puts hands on hips*
The... errm... oh yes! I remember one of them was holding a white bear! The others must be his friends, right? And YOU TWO. *glares at Emiko and Katrina* Why the hell didn't you people wake me when there were GUESTS?
Emiko and Katrina: Because Len-kun told us not to wake you.
Rin: *facepalms again* *then looks up* Ok, well to make it up to me, you guys have to inform me about E-VER-Y-THING that happened. Everything. *smiles an evil smirk and in a demanding tone says* I want a full description with vivid details enough to make me feel as if I was there. You guys have promptly 30 seconds. >:)
Emiko and Katrina: This must be Rin-chan’s famous “Daughter of Evil” side O_O;;
Len: --; Oh no. Rin’s “evil princess” side...
Rin: *suddenly looks at Len* Oh and Len. I’m not done with you. *another evil smirk*
I’ll think of something for you to make it up to me too >:)
Len: Oh shit. I’m actually getting nervous about this... O_O;;Katrina: Okay well- *gets stopped in mid sentence*
Emiko: That’s too trouble some >3<
Rin: No. I refuse. You must tell me EVERYTHING: NOW. No details left out!
Emiko: Sigh~ you troublesome woman -.-;;. Let me just show you the video footage. <--that was recorded by my cameras
Rin: Hmm.. well, yeah. I guess video camera footage would be alright....
Emiko: Would Len-kun like to watch as well?
Len: Sure! Would love to :3
Katrina: Me too please  I want to see Emiko-chan’s camera room ^ ^
Emiko: Okay! :D  *blind folds them all*
Katrina: What’s going on?! Why are you blind folding me?!
Emiko: I can’t let you know the location of my camera room! What do you take me for, an idiot!?

~Emiko starts to lead them to her secret camera room~

Len: *almost trips* Wah!
Rin: *hears Len make a funny sound* Are you okay, Len-kun?! :O *then giggles*
Len: Y-yeah *embarrassed*
Emiko: You’re such an idiot
Len: *glares through blind fold*
Rin: Thats probably because.. umm... I don’t know... maybe because... we’re BLINDFOLDED! xD
Katrina: Why are there so many turns!?
Emiko: Because we just went through my secret underground maze, and now heading for my camera room.
Katrina: I wouldn’t have expected Emiko-chan to remember how to go through a maze..^ ^;;
Emiko: ...yea i guess so xD but Setsu-kun drew me a map :D

~Eventually they get to the camera room...after Emiko realized that her map was upside down~

Emiko: Okay we’re here :D
Len: Finally. I swear we might have died with you leading us around that stupid maze.
Emiko: Gah :P Whatever. *unblind folds them*

~The three of them open their eyes to see a room with many tv screens covering the walls~

the camera room has about a 2x5 row of tv screens covering three walls (10 screens per wall) of the room. You could also see two comfy chairs and tons of buttons.

Rin: Wah~ so cool ^ ^
Len: …-.-;; why do you have a camera recording Rin-chan and mine’s room?
Emiko: ^ ^ I video tape everybody’s room. You all do very interesting things when you don’t know you’re being watched.
Rin: O.O
Len: this woman scares me ….
Katrina: ^ ^;; um..Emiko..exactly how often do you actually watch us?
Emiko: Eh, whenever I have free time.
Rin: ...and how much free time do you exactly have...?
Emiko: I usually finish all my work for the day in 3 hours. So I have lots. Meaning I spend about...eh, 4 hours of my day here.
Katrina: Phew, that’s not that much.
Emiko: I usually watch you guys at night though ^w^ That’s when all the interesting things happen xD
Rin: O.O ...what do you mean by “interesting?”
Emiko: eh heh heh *grins* xD anywaysu~ let’s get back to business.
Rin: ...So this means you’re a perv that likes watching people kiss, make out, just sleep, and like do you-know-what? Oh gosh, Emiko... O///O --;
Uhh... well I guess we should just leave this topic alone and go to the more important one; knowing what happened.
Emiko: *pushes a button and plays the events of what Rin missed*

~After watching the video~
Rin: Ohhhh~ I see what happened! :D
Hmm... so Canada-san gave his jacket to Katrina-chan? Ooooooh~ I see some blossoming lovee~ ;D
Katrina: N-no! What are you talking about? We just met! I don’t think love happens that quickly...
Rin: Oh no, Katrina~ Love can happen at first sight~ And maybe it did for youuu~ ;D
Len: Now, Rin. You can’t go teasing people like that! What if they really get offended and flustered?
Rin: Like you do, Lenny? xD
Len: What are you talking about? I don’t get flustered by the things you do or say to me! I’m not flustered one bit! >//< *walks away*
Rin: Oh no~ Lennyyyy~ Come back~ I didn’t mean it! *runs after him*
Len: *is actually blushing as he walks away at a brisk pace* Gah. Why is Rin so successful in doing things like this? She actually has made me flustered so many times... and sometimes just plain pissed...
Rin: *almost catches up with him* Len! Len, stop! Wait for me!
Len: *blush deepens and he stops, but doesn’t turn around*
Rin: *now catches up with him* Len!
Len: *mumbles in a low voice* ..Yeah? *still doesn’t turn around*
Rin: Len~ Come on, stop being pissed off at me? I don’t know what I did but I’m sowy, gwash >3< *makes puppydog eyes*
Len: *still in a low voice* Nah, I’m not pissed off at you... don’t worry... *turns around, smiles slightly and pats Rin on the head, then leaves*
Rin: ...Len? *stands there as he is walking away* I must’ve somehow made him feel uncomfortable... he never was like this before... What do I do? *bites lip* :/
Len: *sigh* Rin, you don’t understand... I’m not angry at you...
But I just... I don’t even really know what I’m feeling right now... I don’t know if its because I like you... or... GAH. I just don’t know! I wonder if I’m in... love? No, it can’t be... can it? :/

~Now both Rin and Len have went to their rooms and are ready for bed (by this I mean: In their pajamas)~
Rin: Hmm... I hope Len-kun is feeling better... I should say goodnight before he falls alseep. *cautiously slides open divider*
Len? Len, you awake? *half whispers*
Len: Hmm..? Oh yeah, I’m awake *looks up at Rin with sleepy eyes* (Btw Len is laying down, right now)
Rin: Oh! Did... I wake you? :/ Aw man! I should’ve just tried to fall asleep and left him be!
Len: *smiles slightly* No, I wasn’t sleeping... but I’m getting sleepy now...
Rin: Ah, alright. Should I... leave you alone now? Sorry, must be bothering you now, right? *turns to leave*
Len: Rin.
Rin: *turns to face him again* Hm?
Len: Come here.
Rin: O///O Uhhh... *steps a few feet closer* Why?
Len: No. Come CLOSER.
Rin: O/////O Ummm.... *steps another few feet so that shes in front of his bed* I-is this close enough?
Len: *sighs and suddenly sits up* You don’t have to be scared of me, Rin. I won’t hurt you, or yell at you...
Rin: *steps back a little bit*
Len: Seriously, I’m not angry at you. Really. So you don’t have to be all “oh no, what if he’s mad at me, maybe I’m bothering him” around me, ok? Come, sit on my bed *scooches so she can sit*.
Rin: Errm... *steps slowly forward and cautiously sits*
Len: *grabs Rin’s hand*
Rin: O///O *tries to pull away*
Len: *Grabs her hand tighter* I told you... you can trust me...
Rin: *relaxes and holds Len’s hand*
Len: Hey, so I’m sorry for acting like I was mad at you... *looks down at the floor and blushes* Oh gosh. WHAT AM I DOING? HOLDING HER HAND LIKE THAT? GAH! Len, you’re watching too many movies...
Rin: *blushes and smiles* As long as you aren’t mad at me, I’m ok :) I just love the feel of his hand... his hand is so strong, and warm... ^///^
Len: Now, Rin. We should go to sleep soon. Goodnight~ :)
*Len gently kisses Rin forehead*
Rin: ^///////^ Len~...
Len: ...o///o what am I doing?!
Rin: *blushes* x3
Len: w-well...go to sleep...it’s getting late.
Rin: Okay~ Goodnight, Lenny~ ^///^ Sweet dreams~
Len: *blushes* Y-yeah, sweet dreams ^ ^

~However in the middle of the night, as it starts to rain~
Rin: AHHH~! *bolts up from her bed*
Len: *bolts up from his bed too* Rin! Rin, you ok?
Rin: *no answer*
Len: Oh God. Please, let her be ok! Please let it not be some kind of serial killer or... or...
*throws open the divider* RIN!
Rin: *is huddled up in the corner of her bed and is on the verge of crying* L-Len? *looks up with tears glistening in her eyes*
Len: *rushes over to her side and clutches her in an embrace* *whispers in a soothing tone* Rin, what happened? Was it a bad dream?
Rin: *sniffles* Y-yeah... and... it was just... so scary! *shudders*
Len: Shhh~ Its alright, its ok. I’m here for you, Rin. Its ok... *strokes her hair as he murmurs this*
Rin: *wraps her arms around his torso tightly and buries her face in his chest*

~after a few minutes of this~

Len: Now, are you ok, Rin? Can I leave now? *then gets up from her bed and turns to leave*
Rin: No, wait, Len!
Len: *turns back around* Yes?
Rin: I-I don’t want to be alone! P-please! *pleading, desperate eyes*
Len: I could go get Emiko or Katrina, or someone else...?
Rin: No! Don’t leave me alone in this room! *pleading, desperate eyes*
Len: *thinks for a few seconds* We’re... going to be in the same bed... *blushes* *But then looks at Rin’s pleading, desperate, and very frightened face* Ah, how am I going to leave her in this terrified state? And... And its not like we’re going to be... DOING anything... I’m just going to be in the bed with her... sleeping... so its going to be ok...
A-alright. I’ll stay with you, Rin. :) *and gets into her bed*
Rin: Thank you, Len-kun~ *smiles through her tears* *then hugs him*
Len: *is sort of surprised* *then blushes and awkwardly puts an arm around her* Gosh, this is REALLY awkward... before it was less awkward because we were just in the same bed, but now we’re LAYING DOWN too. *sigh* But what can I do? *whispers* ...I hope you really do have sweet dreams, Rin. :)

~the two soon fall asleep, with their arms around each other~


ps. sorry i haven't posted a new roleplay in like forever ^ ^;;
well I hope you liked this new one :D