Showing posts with label joey-bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joey-bill. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Birthday Time! :D

Today is Kukai's Birthday!! :D
So the whole roleplay cast (yes I've decided that's what we shall be called xD), joined together for one epic afternoon, and typed up a nice birthday themed roleplay just for Kukai~ ^ ^.
And since it's Kukai's birthday, we will post this today on his birthday instead of on Saturday, just because it's a special occasion~ :3

btw remember:
Hana = Emiko's executive maid
Joey-Bill = Emiko's cool male nurse
Satoya = Friend of some kind to Utau/Kukai's love rival? xD

The story now begins...

~Some random point in the day ~


Yaya: *runs upstairs into a closet full of candy*

Emiko: *follows Yaya*
-upstairs in the candy closet-

Yaya: Wah~! So much candy!! :3
Emiko: My candy >~<
Yaya: You should share!
Emiko: ….>.>

~Emiko and Yaya fight over the candy closet and everyone comes to the candy closet to see what’s going on~
Yui: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Len: I didn’t know there would ACTUALLY be someone who kept a closet full of candy O_O
Rin: OMG it’s candy~ Can I have some too? :D
Nyu: MINE!!! >:O
Emiko: >~< Everyone wants my candy!
Setsuna: You should really share, Emiko.
Kaito: *eating ice cream* Sharing is caring :3
Emiko: sigh~ I guess I’ll be nice this time.
Everyone: Yay! Candy :D
Emiko: BUT! You must stay at my house for all enternity. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* -.-;;
Ritsu: Why should we stay? I left my little brother at home.
Yaya: Same here.
Amu: And my sister
Emiko: You should stay because I got caandy~ ;D and your sister can come live with meh too.
Len: But you know... candy won’t solve all our problems. Besides, isn’t candy really cheap? We could always buy some ourselves... ^ ^;
Rin: But Len! Emiko’s candy is like the best candy around here! :D
Emiko: So you’re all staying here?! :D
Rin: Well, I know I’m staying! Until any further notice ^ ^
Len: *sigh* Then I will have to stay as well. :)
Emiko: Then you two get candy~ :D  Go eat some if you like.
Yaya: Yaya will stay too!!!!!
Yui: Same here. And I’ll have Ui stay too. (A/N: Ui is Yui’s sister)
Emiko: AWESOME~~ !! You guys get candy too :3. Anybody else want to live with me for all eternity? ^w^
Rin: But Emiko.. we said until further notice! Not eternity! But.. we really like it here...
Len: But we still need to go home sometimes... and maybe permanently :/
Emiko: Sigh~ I guess eternity does put you at a inconvenience. Hm...then you are allowed to go where ever you want once every two months! :D sounds good to me. ~ ^ ^
Len and Rin: *smile at each other* Ok! Deal :D
Yui: I’m staying too!
Mugi: Sure, why not?
Emiko: Awesome!! :D ..hm..I’ll have to have more rooms added then. Okay, I’ll have construction people over tomorrow. So this is your chance to build your dream room people! ^ ^
Setsuna: Are we really letting all these people live with us?
Emiko: Why not? :3
Setsuna: It’ll get crowded.
Emiko: That’s why we’re build more rooms, silly ^ ^.
Rin: So, Emiko. Then do you mean we can get like a personal architect? :D
I have great plans for my dream room :) <3 *goes off into a fantasy world of her own*

Len: *sweatdrop* *then brightens up* But that still means we can have a really big room with a divider in the middle, right? >:)
Emiko: Whatever you want! :D I’ll have a contractor for each of you, so I can suit all of your needs ^ ^.
Rin: *snaps out of her fantasy world* But you know... I feel really bad that we’re like all freeloading on you. Most of us aren’t from middle class or lower class families anyways... *looks around the room*
Len: Yeah, like maybe half the people here? Like we’re from very wealthy families too :) *puts arm around Rin*
Rin: *blushes* You notice how he said families? Not family? Ha, that means we’re from different families. Which also means that we’re not related >:)
Len: *sweatdrop* Rin... I don’t think that was a point you needed to make... but.. yeah, its true. Thank goodness for that! ^ ^ <3
Emiko: uhhh...^ ^;; that’s nice? I mean I don’t really care if you a dirt poor hobo, if I like you then you’re my friend xD. *cough cough nyu cough cough*
Setsuna: Sigh~ That wasn’t very nice Emiko.
Nyu: Fck you, I don’t need your love. You can go die in a hole. :D
Emiko: Aww~ But Nyu-san. You know you still have my love anyways~ ^w^
Nyu: =_=.........Go shit in youself. I wish you good luck.
Emiko: So you’re not going to live in my house with meh? :(
Nyu: You know I live in a house.... =_=....Far far away from you.
Emiko: I still think you should live with me nonetheless.
Setsuna: Just give up on her living with us ^ ^;;
Nyu: Hell NO. *Turns to smoke and disappears*
Ritsu: She turned into smoke!
Utau: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Yui: So what are we gonna do about the rooms? I mean, it’s gonna take a long time for them to be ready.
Emiko: Well, you guys just have to keep sharing rooms with your designated partner while the rooms are being made.
Rin: Wait. Everyone has partners? O_o
Emiko: Yea, oh wait. You came here late. Well you see. Utau is with Kukai. Rima is with Nagi. And Amu is with Ikuto and so on ^ ^.
Rin: So, its basically the pairings have to share rooms? Ooooh~ Emiko, you perveted woman xD >:)
Emiko: I’m bored all day. *grins* I had to do something.
Ritsu: And apparently, I got shoved into a room with four people.
Mio: You wanted all of us in the same room.
Yui: It’s not that bad.
Mugi: Yeah, I like the arrangments.
Azusa: *doesn’t know what to say*
Emiko: But Nyu is the unfair one who gets her own room :\. She kills anyone I partner her up with.
Ritsu: Really?
Emiko: Yes >~< Nyu is a monster.
Setsuna: -.-;; she ate up most of our sheets.
Kaito: *licks ice cream and nods head*
Yui: She ate the bed sheets?!
Ritsu: Who’d she kill?
Emiko: Well she came close to killing Joey-Bill >~<. And she also killed that random hobo guy who asked for a one night stay. Sigh~ poor hobo >.>
Rin: *gasp* OMG she killed a hobo? :O I shall pray to God that she may be forgiven. And you, Nyu; are coming with me! >:O Wait... shes not here, is she? ^ ^; Oh well then... I shall make her repent of her sins later >:)
Len: *sweatdrop* Umm.. R-Rin? T-that not exactly what we Christians do... ^ ^;;;
Rin: I know that, Len! I’m just putting on a show, here! >:/
But I was serious about praying to God to ask Nyu for forgiveness... and making Nyu do it too :)
Len: Alrighty then ^ ^;;
Mugi: *comes into the room with a giant cake*
Nyu: *Eats the cake in smoke form = cake magically disappears*
Emiko: that’s creepy ^ ^;;. Nyu you need to come back to solid form.
Nyu:*Laughs* Naw XD
Setsuna: Sigh~ Emiko you can handle this right? You know I have to go now.
Emiko: Ah! I forgot. I want to come too.
Kaito: I’m out of ice cream.
Emiko: Okay okay. Everyone, wit until tomorrow about the room thing. Me and Setsuna has to go do some stuff. But wait, I think we’ll need everyone. Except Kukai!
Nyu: *Laughs* Lol.Tats right XFFFF Except you~*Floats around*
Emiko: Shhh Nyu!
Kukai: Wah~!? D: they’re being so obvious. I might as well play along

~Everyone joins in a circle (Nyu in smoke form XD) and whispers a bunch of things right next to Kukai. But Kukai could hear the word birthday being repeated a lot~

Kukai: I can totally hear you guys *sweatdrop*
Nyu: *Laughs* He says he can hear you~ You guys suck XF
Utau: Like you don’t.
Ritsu: Well then....
Nyu:*Floats round* ...Unless you want me to dump him into the lake as a B-Day gift?I’m fine with that... :D
Rin: If you do that, Nyu. Then I can easily rescue him *grins*
Nyu:...Make that a sea of lava :D
Rin: Well... my Daddy is Poseidon.. so I can control all basic fluids... right? :D
Atleast thats what my friend Percy in Camp Half-blood can do... and he’s weaker than I am. So I should be able to do that...

Nyu: Don’t lie. The old man can only control water =_=...
Rin: Shutup, Nyu! This is about Kukai’s birthday! We need to make it a good party! Its not about you trying to kill him and whether I can save him or not, anyways --;
Nyu:Fine fine. Wut ever you say~

Emiko: Yoshi-kun should make the cake! I want it 10 feet tall xD!
Yui: I thought Mugi was gonna make the cake.
Emiko: They can make it together :D. It’ll make for an awesome cake ^w^.
Kaito: Don’t forget Ice cream.
Emiko: And we’ll need balloons! And music! K-on, you’ll provide music entertainment ^ ^.
Yui: It should be an ice cream cake with lots of strawberries and chocolate- MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: Plus, we’ll need party games. Also, someone really needs to go over there and distract Kukai. Utau you should do it~! :D
Utau: Why me?
Ritsu: Why not?
Nyu:Lololol Kids these days are so clueless XDDDDDDDDD
Kukai: *can still hear everything they’re saying. * Wah~ Utau is going to distract me!?
Utau: I don’t want to do it! >////<
Nyu:Lolol XDDDDDD Shes blushing XDDDDDDDD
Emiko: But you’re the perfect one for the job!
Ritsu: I have an idea! ….
Nyu:...Lock ‘em both in room C:
Ritsu: I was gonna say have them engaged in an epic game of Mario Kart, but your idea isn’t that bad.
Nyu:...Hay ~ And then watch them from Emiko’s video camera XDDDDD How fun C:
Emiko: We can’t watch them. We have to plan the party. I’ll just record, so we can watch it later.
Nyu:Naw. I’ll watch them ;D
Mio: You people are seriously going to lock them in a room?
Yui: I liked the Mario Kart idea better.
Nyu:No...=_=...Wut...
Emiko: Kukai~ Come here.
Kukai: uh..okay? *goes towards Emiko*
Emiko: Okay bag em’!

Everyone: *puts a bag over Kukai and Utau and shoves them in a near by closet*
Nyu: MUAHAHAAHHAHHA -^V^-*Locks the closet*
Ritsu: It’s funny how a cloud of smoke is having a laughing fit.
Nyu: Can I suffocate them? *Trollface*
Ikuto: No.
Mio: Defintely not.
Yui: GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!
Nyu: -_-.....Wut. I never said I was going to suffocate you....
Emiko: Yea..I’m confused ^ ^;; Nyu don’t kill people.

~In the closet with Kukai and Utau~

Kukai: Why were we tossed into a closet? *playing dumb about the party*
Utau: >.> hmph. *is not allowed to tell him or she’ll be killed xD*

~Back to the others~
Rima: So, what do we do first?
Emiko: We must start making the cake! Mio and Yoshi-kun go to the kitchen now! I want a big strawberry ice cream that’s 5 feet tall now! *giving orders like a military commander xD*
Yui: You mean Mugi.
Mio: Why is she getting our names confused?
Ritsu: Didn’t yo say 10 feet tall before?
Emiko: Oh, sorry ^ ^. Okay, well Mugi and Yoshi-kun go make the cake now! And it can be either 10 feet tall or 5 feet. I don’t care. Just go now! Pronto! >:D
Nyu:And I shall supervise C: *Float towards the kitchen with Mugi and Yoshimori*
Emiko: You better not eat the cake before we serve it Nyu! Okay, now for the party games, who wants to plan for that?
Ritsu: I’ll take care of that.
Yaya: Me too!
Emiko: No! I need the K-on people to get together and make a nice happy birthday song for Kukai. So you can’t help with the games, Ritsu.
Ritsu: Make a birthday song? Can’t we just sing the songs we already made? And isn’t Mugi making the cake?
Emiko: ..hm..ur right.. and that will help us save time. okay then ^ ^. So you and Yaya can go plan the games ^ ^. Hm..now all we need is ...decorations! Who wants to do that?
Setsuna: I guess I will...
Emiko: But who’s going to help you D: ?
Rima: I say Amu should.
Emiko: then Ikuto must help as well ^ ^. It is a three people job anyways. xD
Ikuto: *sweatdrop* decorations? sure...........
Emiko: Okay ^ ^. . . wait! O.o you all got Kukai gifts already right?
Yaya: You mean this? *brings in a wagon of candy*
Emiko: *sweatdrop* are all those gifts from everyone? Or just you Yaya?
Yaya: It’s from everyone
Emiko: um..okay ^ ^;; I guess we got gifts covered. Now all we have left to do is the food planning. I guess I and whoever else that isn’t doing anything should do that job.
Kaito: I say we eat ice cream the whole time!
Emiko: ^ ^;; we can’t do that. Also, Rin and Len I need you two to go check on the two love birds in the closet.
Mugi: *yells out from the kitchen* Are we gonna have any yakisoba? (A/N: http://data.whicdn.com/images/6067775/tumblr_ldiogxCpmY1qzc188o1_500_large.png?1294336254 yakisoba is what Yui is holding in this pic)
Nyu: Isn’t this a B-day party?
Rin: Roger! Come on, Len! Let’s goooo~ *drags Len along by the arm*
Len: Heyhey, calm down! I never said I wasn’t going to do it! RIN~!

*stops in front the of the closet*
*Rin puts her ear to the door and listens*
Rin: *whispers* Hey, Len. I can’t hear anything...
Len: *frowns* *then whispers* Well, thats odd.. unless... their... dead? O_O
Whatever their doing... should make a sound.... O///O
Nyu: Hell no.They still alive :D
Rin: Ew~ Len-kun! You perv~ ^w^; xD *playfully slaps his arm*
*then she hears a sound*
Rin: *whisper yells* OMG! Shhhh~ Len!
Len: O_O *whispers* Okok...
Emiko: You’re allowed to open the door ^ ^;;.
Nyu: Loololol
Rin: Gah! Emiko! You scared me! And Nyu, you needa shutup! ><
Nyu:LOlolol. *Goes through the closet door*
Rin: No! Wait~
Utau and Kukai: *playing video games*
Emiko: O.o who put video games in my closet?
Joey-Bill: Damn. You guys found my hang out area. >.>

Nyu:*Suffocates Joey-Bill*DIEEEEEE
Joey-Bill: C-cant. B-bre-eathe. Ga-cha. Geugha *is choking*
Emiko: NO!!!! Nyu stop!!! *whacks her on the head*

Nyu:*Opens closet door and pushes Joey-Bill inside. Locks door.*
Emiko: Oh great. You just gave more work for Rin and Len to do -.-;;. Because if you let him out then he’ll go rabid on you.
Rin: *hands on hips* Nyu! Look what you did, you meddlesome cat! >:O
Len: Rin! Rin! Calm down~ Nyu... is just like that, you know that! ^ ^;
Rin: Hmph! But she still made me have MORE people to watch! >:/
*sigh* anyways... just.. just go back to the kitchen and supervise the work there, Nyu! *is still cross at her*
Nyu: Fine :F *Floats back to kitchen*
Rin: I think Kukai is VERY distracted now.. with a rabid Joey-Bill and Utau in there ^ ^;
Soo... what do we do now, Emiko? Can we just leave Kukai alone now? :)
Emiko: Hm...I still think you should at least leave some food for them before we go. Other then that, we should all be getting to work xD.
Rin: Ok~ :) Wait, Kukai! What do you like to eat?
Kukai: Erm..>.> fish?
Len: Alright, then. We’ll get you some fish... :)
*Len and Rin go into the kitchen to get Kukai some fish*
Rin: OMG What happened in here?! *shocked*
Yoshi: Err.. umm... It was Nyu!
Nyu: =_= Wut? I was watching you guys blow the goddamed cake up >_>.It was a friendly cake too....
Emiko: *comes to check on them* * gasp * :O! Oh no! What have you guys done?!?!? We don’t have enough time for you to restart!! > <
Nyu: -_- Go to the bakery.....
Emiko: NO! I refuse! >3<
Rin: Why not, Emiko? Len and I could go and come back in a flashhhhhhh!
Emiko: No! Cake is not as special when made by random people. AH HA MOMENT! I just thought of something! My chefs can help Yoshi-kun and Mugi-chan make the cake! ^ ^
Nyu:That's too gay...Chefs are random people too..=_=
Emiko: Not if they’re my chefs.
Nyu: Go shit in a john.
Emiko: that makes no sense and has nothing to do with anything -.-;
Rin: Hmm.. that sounds nice! Good thinking! ^ ^ As long as Kukai gets to have a nice cake and party for his birthday!
Emiko: Okay then. Yoshi-kun! Mugi-chan! My chefs! Go make a 5 foot tall strawberry cake! >:D

*after the cake is done and all the balloons and party stuff is set upp~*

Emiko: Finally we finished getting everything ready :D!
Rin: Phew! That was a lonngggg day~ ^ ^;
Setsuna: Gosh, that was a lot of work -.-;;.
Emiko: okay, Rin-chan here are some blindfolds. Go get Kukai and the others. Also here is a piece of chocolate. It should calm Joey-Bill down ^ ^.
Rin: OMG no! I am not going in there with a rabid Joey-bill! >:(
Emiko: Don’t worry ^w^ Len-kun will protect you. Isn’t that right Len-kun? *creepy scary face
towards Len* ← my way of persuading people xD
Len: O.O o-okay. I’ll go with Rin... it’s not like I didn’t want to though (italics=thoughts)
Emiko: So hurry up and go get the birthday boy!
*Len and Rin go off to the closet*
Rin: *knocks on the door* Kukai? Can I come in?
Kukai: Yeah! Sure!
Utau: I still beat you >.>
Kukai: *smirks at Utau* Suure you did.

Rin: What are you two talking about?
Kukai: She thinks she beat me in our video game.
Utau: I don’t think. I know.
Joey-Bill: He beat you.
Utau: No he didn’t! >~<
Joey-Bill: And why the heck am I blindfolded too?! >:(

~ Okay moving on to where the birthday stuff is ~
Len: Emiko we brought them here.
Emiko: Don’t take off the blindfolds yet!
Rin: Why not?
Emiko: I forgot to do something! *climbs up ladder and puts on candles* Okay, now take the blindfolds off.
Len and Rin: *Start singing Happy Birthday*
Everyone: *everyone else joins in*
Kukai: AWW~ You guys shouldn’t have! :’D
Utau: Don’t try to get all dramatic and just be thankful.

So they all have fun eating cake, playing games (like pin the tail on the donkey and etc.), popping balloons, and what not. Kukai had a fun happy birthday that he will always remember. THE END     

xD lmfao fail ending but okay.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

A Missing Piece to this Story

Okay, so I was looking at the poll thingy I put in the sidebar of this blog, and as you can see I wrote the name Joey-bill in the "Other" character option. I thought I had mentioned him in the roleplay already. However, Nyu had told me that I had not posted about that yet. So here is the missing piece to the stories we have been writing. In this roleplay, Nyu isn't really so buddy buddy with us yet, and Emiko is trying desperately (not really) to gain Nyu's friendship. Read on and find out how Emiko greatly tames Nyu into a civilized person. ^ ^
Amu: I’m tired and so is Yaya, we’re going to our room.
Yaya: can i sleep with you Amu?
Amu: sure.
Emiko: Nope. You can’t do that.
Amu: why not?
Emiko: because i said so.
Amu: I don’t want to sleep in the same room with him!
Emiko: Rules are rules. And btw you two have to share a bed because Setsuna’s friends want to stay over.
Luka: Is Ulquiorra going to stay as well? ^ ^
Emiko: Yeah.
Luka: Ok, I’m staying here too then .
Emiko: -___- u got your own damn mansion just across the street from me.
Luka: so?
Emiko: fine. you two have to share a room though.
Luka: O_O idk if i’m ready.
Emiko: What do you mean you’re not ready?
Luka: I only know is name and that he’s cute.
Emiko: You guys have seperate beds. it’s not like you two are going to do anything weird like doing “it”. So don’t worry.
I already have like a whole bunch of people staying in my house, so there’s no room.
Amu: Um... can i switch with someone?
Emiko: no.
-later on-

Utau: This is great. Just great. Is she trying to kill me?!
Yaya: Why does Emiko think three people can fit on one bed?
Utau: Because she's insane! She drank three bottles of sake in 5 minutes!
Kukai: …
Utau: One thing is for sure. You're gonna sleep on the floor, got it?
Kukai: Why me?!
Utau: Stupid kid…
Emiko: NYU!! NYU!! where are you NYU!! *is searching for nyu*

-with nyu-

Nyu: *is walking around Emiko’s mansion* damn. why is this place like a giant fancy maze >:O i can’t find my way out!

-with luka-

Luka: *sneak sneak sneak* where is ulquiorra?
Setsuna: Luka-chan? Why are you sneaking around the place?
Luka: *turns around to see Setsuna behind her with nnoitra, ulquiorra, and gin* ^ ^;; um... i was just practicing.
Setsuna: practicing what?
Luka: my toe skills :)
Nnoitra: what the fuck? . . .
Luka: you see your toes are need for many hard tasks like. . . toe wrestling, toe tipping, toe flipping, toe... *continues listing random things but somehow forgets to mention the most important... walking! xD*
Gin: uh...*sweatdrop* that’s nice. i encourage you to keep practicing.
Nnoitra: that’s fucking retarded.
Ulquiorra: toes. . . interesting. they can be used in so many ways. (a/n: he... he really believed her -.-;;)
Grimmjow: what about walking. . .
Luka: And walking! ^ ^;;
Setsuna: um... yea, we were gonna go use the pool. You wanna come luka-chan?
Luka: YWEA!!
Nnoitra: TT^TT
Luka: why is he crying? i wouldn’t think a person like him could cry...
Gin: you talking with a lisp like thing.
Grimmjow: this sorry ass got dumped by a kid.
Ulquiorra: who had a lisp.
Luka: I’m so sorry ^ ^;; did i hear kid? . . .pedophile?
Nnoitra: fuck it! let’s just go swimming.

-they all go get changed into swim wear-

-back to emiko-

Emiko: NYU!
Amu: Emiko, i need to talk to you.
Emiko: not right now. Nyu is missing.
Amu: you mean that creep john?
Emiko: no silly ^ ^ that was just nyu transformed into a human to escape from us.
Amu: O_O um... ok. i think she’s finally lost it.
Emiko: anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Amu: i can’t sleep with Ikuto!
Emiko: fine, i got a solution. *goes to Ikuto who was in his room* Hi Ikuto ^ ^
Ikuto: hi. . .
Emiko: Hi ya! *knocks ikuto out and shoves him on the floor* There problem solved. He should be out for a while. *continues to look for nyu*
Nyu: Shit i can hear that scary woman. *tries to run*
Emiko: NYU! i found you. *catches her*
Nyu: let go of me you retard -_-
Emiko: Nyu, let’s be friends.
Nyu: -.- no fuckin way.
Emiko: why not?
Nyu: because i plan on making you obey my every comand.
Emiko: O_O wow that sounds pretty evil.
Nyu: im not a nice kitty.
Emiko: well it’s bed time. let’s go. ^ ^
Nyu: -_- aren’t you afraid woman?! dont you want to know how i’m going to do that?!
Emiko: no. not really ^ ^.
Nyu: *can smell emiko’s breath* ew you’re drunk. no wonder.
Emiko: hic you jus hic noticed? hic

-goes to Emiko’s room-

Emiko: la la la~ ^ ^
Nyu: *struggles*
Emiko: *gets into pjs and goes to sleep* nighty night nyu ^ ^
Nyu: *stares at her with a pissed off expression*how can this woman just go to sleep so fast. what ever. i shall eat her and control her every will. *opens mouth. you can see fangs*
Emiko: *yawns and moves around. some how smothering nyu.*
Nyu: get off >:O
Emiko: *yawns and moves over on her side*
Nyu: thank god! i can breathe again! Damn this woman is so troublesome.
Emiko: no~ ah~ setsuna~ <3~ *sleep talking*
Nyu: O_O what the hell does this woman dream about?!?! *gets ready to eat emiko* (a/n: remember nyu is a man eating cat)
Emiko: *yawn and wakes up because she remembered she forgot to brush her teeth*
Nyu: *stops suddenly with mouth about to pierce into Emiko’s arm* OoO
Emiko: O_O Nyu?
Nyu: *quickly bites emiko*
Emiko: OW! that hurts. *pulls out a leek from no where and whacks nyu* Nyu! what’s your problem? If you’re hungry then say so!
Nyu: I’m craving for flesh!
Emiko: O_O woah i wasn’t expecting that.

-fighting breaks out-

-back to luka and the guys-

*splash splash*
Luka: ^o^ hey! *splashes nnoitra*
Nnoitra: you shouldnt have done that, stupid wench. cero *blasts at water, which backfires on him and ends up drenching him*
Luka: hahaha xD fail.
Ulquiorra: :) *smiles faintly*
Luka: i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen your smile. ^ ^
Ulquiorra: -/////- i dont know what you’re talking about.
Luka: sure.
Setsuna: *yawn* I should be getting to sleep. Emiko probably feels cold.
Gin: Ooh~ Setsuna. Such a perverted thing to say. *pervy smile*
Setsuna: O//////O *didn’t realize the meaning to what he had just said* I.. i meant that...
Gin: yea, what ever. just go to your woman already.
Setsuna: ok xD *gets out and changes and stuff*
Luka: O//////O oh no! im by myself with 4 sexy dudes. ♥o♥ oh my god this is paradise~

-with emiko-

Emiko: NYU! Stop it!
Nyu: i said i shall make u obey me.
Emiko: leeky supreme-o attack! *knocks out nyu*
-both nyu and emiko are severely injured-
Emiko: wow. hadn’t fought such a strong opponent since the last time me and luka spared. phew
Setsuna: EMIKO! OoO
Emiko: setsuna?!
Setsuna: are you ok!?
Emiko: i’m fine ^ ^
Setsuna: but you’re all cut up :O

-back with amu and ikuto- (a/n: if you haven’t noticed i support amuxikuto xD)

Amu: O///O *stares at ikuto’s sleeping face* he’s so cute.
Ikuto: amu~ *sleep talks*
Amu: yes (a/n: for some reason she’s replying to him xD)
Ikuto: i think~
Amu: yes?
Ikuto: you’re hot~
Amu: -.- seriously?
Ikuto: zZzzZzz
Amu: sigh~ and i still think this baka is cute.
Yaya: Yaya will get Yaya’s sleeping bag. *goes into a bag that pops out of nowhere and takes out a sleeping bag* See? Yaya’s prepared!!!
Utau: Well, that’s good for you. But what am I supposed to do?
Kukai: Well.... we could-
Utau: No.
Yaya: She didn’t  even let him finish! That’s harsh!
Utau: I am going to get Emiko for this. *leaves*

-while Setsuna and Emiko are talking, Nyu gets back up and walks out of the room, roaming through a hallway to escape, or maybe end up finding someone else to attack [A/N: don’t blame me if it’s out of character, I can’t think of anything]-

Nyu: I should really get out of here before that crazy woman finds me. Or anyone else for that matter-
Utau: Oh. It’s that cat...
Nyu: I am not just a cat.
Utau: Talking cat? Interesting... Then what are you?
Nyu: You know what? This is wasting my time! *charges at Utau*
Utau: *dodges* What is this thing trying to do?
-I’m not gonna describe the fight cuz I’m not good at writing about violence-
Yaya: What’s going on?!
Kukai: Utau!
Utau: *badly injured* Get out of here.
Yaya: Why?
Utau: Just get out.
Kukai: I am not gonna leave you-
Utau: Unless you want to get hurt, GET OUT!
Yaya: Well Yaya refuses!
Nyu: Well then, now I have three victims.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [Katrina-chan's note: dunno why I did that, I just got that from Umi]

Utau: RUN NOW!!! I’ll hold this thing off while you escape.
Kukai: No way am i gonna leave my girl alone with this monster.
Yaya: KYA!!~ He called her his girl ^o^
Kukai: Yaya it is not the time for that.
Yaya: sorry.
Nyu: Are you just going to stand there all day or fight me? I do not like to fight an unprepared victim. It goes against my principles.
Utau: Enough of your sympathy. I am not your victim.

-they start fighing-

Setsuna: Emiko are you all right?
Emiko: Yea i’m fine Setsuna. Please stop smothering me xD *looks around* where’s Nyu?
Setsuna: Nyu?
Emiko: the cat i had early.
Setsuna: oh i saw it walk out the door.
Emiko: O_O!!! Setsuna! That was the thing that caused my injuries. It’s an evil cat.

Setsuna: uh oh. sorry.
Emiko: sigh~ it’s ok ^ ^ just help me find Nyu before something bad happens.
-CRASH-
Setsuna: looks like we better hurry.

-Emiko and Setsuna arrive at the scene of Nyu fighting the three shugo chara people-

Emiko: NYU STOP!!
Nyu: Hisss!! *keeps fighting.
Emiko: oh kitty~ kitty kitty~ kiiiittty~~
Nyu: wtf O_O!! Ah! Ugh! My stomach! > < *rushes to a nearby bathrrom*
Emiko: Ha! You know my leek attacks? Well my leeky supreme-o attack, has a special feature. It makes the victim need to use the bathroom when ever i say the chosen word.
Nyu: damn it!
Yaya: Emi-tan *weary smile*
Emiko: Oh no! Yaya! Kukai! Utau!
Setsuna: I’ll take them to the nurse. Go take care of Nyu.
(a/n: well Emiko always has lots of people in her house, and so she has her own doctor room in her house just in case. Emiko is also very clumsy and hurts herself a lot.)
Emiko: ok.
- Setsuna brings them to the infirmary-

Emiko: Nyu, can we be friends.
Nyu: =_= . .. . SURE!! ^ ^ *sparkle sparkly*
Emiko: REALLY?! :D
Nyu: yeah. Fighting is pointless.
Emiko: Yay! So are you going to live in my house!? :)
Nyu: no -__-
Emiko: Aww! why not?! :(
Nyu: because you’re an idiot.
Emiko: >3< so mean
Nyu: xD bye. i’ll come over tomorrow.
Emiko: yay! ^ ^
(a/n: xD yea weird conversion into being friends. but i wasn’t sure how i should have done it. so i just left it like that xD. if you want to add more emotional details go ahead ^ ^ do whatever please you.)

-back to luka-

Luka: it’s starting to get late. We should go inside.
Ulquiorra: yes i agree.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^ he’s so cuute <3~
Nnoitra: yeah the fucking stars are giving my eyes a fuckin’ head ache.
Luka: That makes no sense xD but he’s still cute.
Gin: ^ ^ *just smiles his creepy smile*

-they all go inside-

Gin: Well i have to go. Aizen-sama will be mad if we don’t go back soon.
Ulquiorra: :( . . . . *very faint frown. you could barely see it*
Gin: *evil mischievous smile* But you stay Ulquiorra.
Nnoitra: Why does that faggot get to stay and i have to go back to the shitty fuck hole?
Gin: -.- because i say so.
Nnoitra: douche bag.
Gin: =___= just come Nnoitra.
Nnoitra: fine. I’ll come but don’t expect me to fucking like this idea.
Gin: sigh~ Bye Luka-chan ^ ^
Luka: bye~
Ulquiorra: i wonder why he let me stay...
Luka: I dunno, but I rather like the idea ;)
Ulquiorra: . . . .

-with Emiko-

Emiko: tra la la la~~ ^ ^ *walking down a hall way* I’m glad me and Nyu are friends now. I rather like that cat.

-Emiko is alone-

Luka: my room is here~ ^ ^
Ulquiorra: it’s rather acquainting.
Luka: *giggles* ^ ^
Emiko: *hides behind a wall and ease drops* O_O omg what’s going on?
Luka: come in ;)
Ulquiorra: wow it’s much better than that dark and confined space i was once in.
Luka: *giggles cutely and closes door behind her*
Emiko: I must go tell Setsuna. (a/n: apparently xD i tell setsuna everything)

-with Setsuna-

Nurse (Joey-bill): They will live. They were all flesh wounds.
Setsuna: That’s great. Thank you Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: no problem. finally a patient who isn’t Emiko-sama.
Setsuna: *sweat drop* yea sorry. she has a habit of falling down our 50 feet long stares. i keep telling that woman to take the elevator.
Joey-bill: xD you should listen to the weird stuff she blabbers about in her sleep.
Setsuna: trust me i already know xD
Emiko: SETSUNA!!
Setsuna: what?
Emiko: THIS... THAT... ERRR.. 2 YOUNGSTERS IN THE SAME ROOM.... LOCKED....THE THINGS THEY MUST BE... TH...THATT....THATT... YEAH THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ADULTRY STAGE... YEAH...NO...YEA.. WHAT... IT!?!?!
Setsuna: Emiko what the hell are you blabberin’ about?
Emiko: I saw Luka-chan go in her room with that emo guy. T^T i’m so worried.

-with luka-

Ulquiorra: take it off
Luka: i will. sheesh. you’re so impatient.
Ulquiorra: -___-
Luka: *takes “it” off* See ^ ^ this is my ultra rare Sumomomo Momomo otaku card.
(a/n: lmfao xD “it” was actually some weird cover luka put over her card. i tricked you guys there didn’t i?)
Ulquiorra: wow OoO
(a/n: apparently Ulquiorra likes this anime too xD. btw sumomomo momomo is an actual anime. i have no idea what it’s about though.)
Luka: you want to hold it?
Ulquiorra: yes.
Luka: give me kissy ^3^
Ulquiorra: . . . . .
Luka: xDD lol just kidding. here you go. *hands him the card*
(a/n: so basically Emiko had the wrong idea. xD luka was just showing something special with ulquiorra. Emiko is too perverted minded to realize they could have been doing something other than “it”)

-with emiko-

Emiko: I don’t want Luka to do it with a suspicious emo guy, get pregnant, and cry.
Setsuna: that wont happen.
Emiko: it will! And then she’ll start bugging me to end about her stupid problems.
Setsuna: she’s your friend. you should be ok with listening to her “stupid” problems.
Emiko: I am but they can get annoying.
Utau: Emiko! *suddenly wakes up* (a/n: remember she was knocked out from fighting)
Emiko: yes?
Utau: i don’t like the sleeping arrangements. *remembers why she was going to go get Emiko in the first place.*
Emiko: so?
Utau: a host should make their guest happy.
Emiko: who said i was a regular host?
Amu: but Emiko!!
Emiko: >3< too bad for you.
Joey-bill: suckers xD
Yaya: not nice Joey-bill.
Joey-bill: who said i had to be nice to you? :P
Kukai: why is there so many weirdos in Emiko’s home?!
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* because only weirdos can handle Emiko
Amu: so true.
Utau: You must change the sleeping arrangements.
Emiko: it’s either you deal with it or go sleep on the streets.
Utau: -____- fine i’ll sleep with the stupid child.
Kukai: I’m not a child!! If anyone is a child it’s you.
Utau: oh really? *raises eyebrow in disbelief*
Kukai: stubborn girl :P
Utau: freak
Kukai: pig-tailed weirdo.
Utau: baldy.
Kukai: sexy ;)
Utau: O////////O
Emiko: xD awww~ so cute. Say it again Kukai.
Kukai: huh? O////O
Emiko: say it again or no free food xD
Kukai: ;) you’re so sexy Utau.
Utau: stupid!! >/////////< *calmly yet kind of fastly walks away*
Joey-bill: WAIT! i didn’t give you permission to leave.
Utau: *ignores him and keeps going*
Kukai: Wait. Utau! Don’t go. *runs after her*
Emiko: aww~ ^ ^
Joey-bill: wait! I’m not sure if you’re healthy enough either.
Emiko: *holds leek against Joey-bill’s neck* Joey-bill *evil face* do not ruin this romantic mood or you will feel the wrath of my leek. *flames surround Emiko*
Joey-bill: O_O y-yes Emiko-dono.
Emiko: *flames die* ^ ^ good. So setsuna, what do you think of the progressing relationships?
Setsuna: . . . . i guess they seem good.
Emiko: me agrees ^ ^ hey lets go get ice cream.
Yaya: Yay!! ^o^
Amu: i should be getting to sleep. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Emiko: ok.

-so amu goes to her room. while emiko, setsuna, and yaya goes to get ice cream-

Gumi (vocaloid person): Emiko! *taps Emiko’s shoulder*
(a/n: they are currently eating ice cream at an ice cream parlor)
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: it’s me, Gumi-chan from high school! ^ ^
Emiko: huh?
Gumi: xD It seems you still have a bad memory.
Emiko: . . . do i know you?
Gumi: ^ ^ we were partners in Spanish, English, and Social Studies class.
Emiko: Really?
Gumi: yea and Luka-chan was apart of our group as well.
Setsuna: Emiko do you really not know this person?
Emiko: xD just kidding. Of course i remember you Gumi.
Gumi: lol xD i thought so. I didn’t think your memory was that bad.
Yaya: The ice cream is dripping! > < what should i do. (a/n: she’s eating ice cream in a cone)
Emiko: ^ ^ here take a spoon and scoop up the dripping stuff.
Yaya: Oh ^ ^ thank you.
Setsuna: here clean your mouth. *takes a napkin and cleans Yaya’s mouth*
Gumi: Is this your husband and child, Emiko?
Emiko: O_O child?
Gumi: this little girl right here ^ ^
Emiko: xD oh no. she’s just a friend. and yes that is my hubbie over there <3~
Gumi: really?! I thought you guys were a family. You acted just like one. And it was so cute ^ ^.
Yaya: No Emi-tan is just a friend ^ ^
Gumi: she’s so cuute!
(a/n: xD me and setsuna like to baby yaya.)

-with luka-

Luka: *yawn* I’m getting tired
Ulquiorra: it is 11:10 p.m. Woman, go to bed.
Luka: but-
Ulquiorra: you need healthy sleep.
Luka: b-but.
Ulquiorra: *picks luka up and lies her down on the bed* there.
Luka: i don’t want to sleep.
Ulquiorra: *lies down next to luka* if i lie down next to you, will you go to sleep?
Luka: yes ^ ^
Ulquiorra: good. my woman should get healthy sleep.
Luka: your woman?
Ulquiorra: uh.... O//////O i meant. um...
Luka: it’s ok ^ ^ i like the sound of that.

-with amu-

Amu: He’s still asleep? *pokes him with a stick*
Ikuto: Zzz
Amu: *yawn* i should sleep too. *falls asleep next to Ikuto*

-with Nyu-

Nyu: *is in her own place* yes. this home shall do.

-Nyu looks around at her nice two bedroom and one and a half bathroom apartment. it is filled with nice things. the thing is all the nice stuff and furniture was stolen xD -

Nyu is professional thief. it is easy for her because she can go in as an cool Asian chick and then start driving away as a old man with no teeth. No one can ever catch her because no one can identify her. xD