Paintball Fight

Nyu: i’m bored. entertain me.
Utau: and why the fuck should we do that?
Setsuna: Now now ^ ^;; no need to be rude. Nyu is a friend. Frieeeend. you see?
Nyu: *slashes Utau* XD HOHOHO TAKE THAT!
Emiko: O.O uh oh
Utau: *bleeds* …..........
Setsuna: Nyu! Sigh~
Yaya: Kitty so cute ^ ^
Amu: You don’t call a cat that hurt Utau cute!
Nyu: *chomps on Yaya’s hand* Don’t call me ‘Kitty’
Amu: oh right you’re a cow. :P
Emiko: >:O NYU! *slaps Nyu* Don’t hurt your friends.
Utau: that thing is a KILLER!!!
Nyu: *Walks  away*
Emiko: NYU!!! I was gonna take you to an anime con!!!
Nyu: *turns* Get me some food *tummy growls*
Setsuna: xD so she likes anime and food.
Emiko: anything for you Nyu xD
Kaito: To food we go! *leads everyone somewhere*
Nyu: as long as its not the restaurant next to that bathroom over there...

-so they all go to a restaurant of some kind... that has lots of ice cream (as expected of kaito xD)-

Nyu: what kind of food is this?! *sees stuff on menu like “ice cream sandwich” and “milkshakes with fries”
Emiko: ^ ^;; i have to agree with Nyu on this. This stuff isn’t real “food”.
Kaito: But ice cream is yummy
Yaya: Yaya wants food! Yummy real FOOD!
Nyu: *takes out claws* take me to the damn food.
Kaito O.O ok.
Emiko: There’s this yummy restaurant across the street. It has mostly fancy stuff like Fillet Mignon (steak).
Nyu: steak! :)

-so they all walk into this restaurant, btw they are planning on going to an anime con later so they’re wearing their cosplay outfits-

Lady at the front desk: Hello. Welcome to Buzzer Beat. My name is Sayhon. H-how m-m-maaany pp-people are th-there?
Emiko: Hi Sayhon ^ ^ there are....um 1. 2. 3. aw screw it. i’ll reserve the whole restaurant.
Sayhon: T-t-the whole restaurant
Nyu: Hurry up...or we’ll be late
Sayhon: s-sorry. i dont think that’s possible.
someone continue...
Yaya: I want fooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!
Nyu: Hurry UP. LIKE SERIOUSLY CAN YOU BRING US TO A FREAKEN TABLE!?
Emiko: the anime con will be there all weekend, don’t be worried. Sayhon will go ask her boss about the reservation of the whole restaurant. *turns to Sayhon* won’t you Sayhon? *evil creepy smile*
Nyu: *turns and glares* (nyu's note: XD Cloud Strife’s glare XD)
Yaya: That’s cold. And mean.
Utau: Well, what would you expect from Nyu?
Nyu: You mean Cloud. *Sending telepathy!*
Sayhon’s boss: I hear you are being a troubled group. *has arrived*
Sayhon: sorry boss. i couldn’t control them.
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi! ^ ^ pleasure to see you again.
Nyu: *poke setsuna and whispers* You know this random fat guy?
Setsuna: xD don’t say such rude things...even if it’s true.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i heard that Setsuna.
Setsuna: ah... sorry ^ ^;;
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi, my friends would like to eat here before we go to our destination.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: Here you’re friends may sit here. *randomly gets a really large round table from a strange room* Sit ^ ^
Nyu: Dude, your just making this more complicated. Just give us a room. =_=”
Yaya: Yes. We need a big room, big enough for fifty people, with a TV and games and a bunch of candy!
Nyu: But the candy. Delete the candy part.
Emiko: but i like candy >3
Nyu:Go get some on your free time.
Emiko: but this is my free time....
Nyu: Shadup.
Emiko: lol xD
Utau: Not everyone has as much free time as you do. I don’t know why I decided to come with you guys.
Rima: Same here- Shit! I forgot to call my parents! They’re gonna kill me!
Emiko: xD cuz i forced you. and i already notified your family.
Nyu: *Takes a random god damned sword outta nowhere* What were you saying again?
Setsuna: what’s with the sword?
Nyu: Ima slice off you head. Shaddup and go eat. *Glares*
Yaya: *is stuffing her face with food already* ^ ^
Emiko: *starts to eat a yummy piece of cheese cake*
Nyu: that’s not food!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: *sweatdrop* uh.... do you expect this to be all on the house?
Emiko: of course Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^.
Nyu: No shit. That’s why we’re all shoving food in our mouth.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ Emiko i hate you.
Emiko: then you shouldn’t have let me take this picture of you
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bad_cosplay_2.jpg
Mr. Bushidosumoshi : O_O Where you get that.
Emiko: i have my sources ;) *shows other people the picture*
Rima: *falls on the floor laughing*
Nyu: I got that. HOHOHO. Emiko, don’t take my credit.
Emiko: not true. i took this picture you took that other one.
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/scary_schoolgirl_cosplay.jpg
Nyu:.........=_=||
-meanwhile 10 feet away from them-
Utau: Wha-
Kukai: Ha! I win!
Yaya: Yay!
Ikuto: You people are just-
Yaya: SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ikuto: They are weird!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Amu: Are what?!
Emiko: SHUT UP!!! i don’t like violence!
Nyu: Oh really?~
Emiko: that is so.
Nyu: I don’t believe you.Prepare to get pelted. *Takes out godly paint ball gun.*
Utau: Paintball, eh? YOU’RE ON! *takes out more paintballs, and a paintball canon out of nowhere*
Emiko: Well i got my giant godly leek!!
Nyu: *Transforms in to fire breathing dragon and destorys the restrant* ROWL!!!!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: O.O shit they’re gonna destroy my restaurant again. (a/n: emiko always ends up making him rebuild his restaurant whenever she comes)
Kukai: Again?
Yaya: YAY! A PAINTBALL FIGHT!
Kukai: Well, if he had his restaurant rebuilt... it’ll be fun to tear it down! *take out a paintball gun*
Nyu : *Breathes fire and everyone gets burned.*
Emiko: AH HAHAHAHA!!! I used my giant carrot as a shield *bites carrot* crispy carrots are yummy :D *now its on fire =_=* OH SHIT!!! OoO
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: someone call 911!!
Emiko: OK! NOW WHAT WAS THE NUMBER AGAIN?!
Nyu: *bends now (still in dragon form)* 911....
Utau & Kukai: *pelt Nyu w/ paintballs*
Yaya: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyu: *moves his tail and wackes both of them in the broken wall* Whoa...accident...
Yaya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Setsuna: DIE!!! *shoots paintballs at everyone*
Ikuto: GYA!! *got shot three times and is now a pretty shade of floral pink xD*
Nyu: *sits dragon cross legged style (takes up too much space and everyone takes for cover XD)* FLAMINGO!
Amu: That is funny... but this is getting really out of hand.
Rima: You just realized it?
Ritsu: HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *pelts Nyu with pink paintballs*
Nyu: *Glares and shifts over and sits on Ritsu* XD OHOHO! *Almighty dragon laugh.*
Mio: RITSU?!
Yui: OoO
Azusa: This is too dangerous!
Tsumugi: *throws a paintball in a random direction, and it hits Nyu*
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: TTATT my restaurant.
Nyu: You know what. FCK YOU ALL. *Smushes everyone*
Emiko: ^ ^;; i guess treating you guys here wasn’t a good idea.
Setsuna: Well good thing it’s Mr. Bushidosumoshi or else we would be stuck with a massive bill.
Kaito: TT^TT Mr. Bushi has suckish ice cream.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: WELL SORRY MY ICE CREAM COULDN’T ACCOMMODATE TO YOUR “FINE” TASTE. IT’S JUST WITH ME HAVING TO PAY FOR REPAIRS AND ALL IT TAKES QUITE A BIT OUT OF MY ICE CREAM BUDGET!!!! >:O
Kaito: O.O didn’t mean to anger you.
Nyu: what the hell is this fat man mumbling about?
Emiko: sigh~ Nyu you’re an idiot.
Nyu: YOU WANNA TRY SAYING THAT AGAIN BITCH!!
Emiko: well bye Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^ we got to go to the anime con.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ =.= bye to you too Emiko-dono.
Amu: Emiko-DONO?
Emiko: eh heh ^ ^;; well you see i don’t really have to black mail Mr. Bushi with cosplay photos. Everyone who knows Bushi here has em’.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: The Bushidosumoshis (plural) has been servants to the Seiei family for many generations now.
Nyu: oooh. is that so?
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t fucking true would i?!?
Nyu: i guess not. eh heheheheh heeheeheeheehee xD (a/n: that was word form of Joyce’s weird laugh xD)

-so they eventually leave, much relief to Mr. Bushi, and go to the anime con-

I shall save the anime con for another time xD

Introducing the Espadas....and Nyu!!

Note: this will be a very long entry because I felt as though it had to be this long or else the story would end at a weird point, and leave you confused xD. But don't worry. It's a good story, so you won't care about the length.

*ding dong*
Kaito: I’ll get it! *goes to the door* who is it?
Luka: It’s me you idiot. -__-
Kaito: me who ^^
Luka: just open the door.
Emiko: *goes to the door* you talk to me so rudely, why should i let you in?
Luka: Emiko!
Emiko: *opens the door reluctantly* come in ^^
Luka: -___- *sits on the couch*
Setsuna: where’s kaname-san?
Luka: kaname? i’ve never heard of this, kaname.
Emiko: did you two get in a fight?
Luka: no we broke up *turns on tv casually*
Emiko: why?
Luka: because i saw these really cute guys, and he got jealous. (a/n: those cute guys were the espadas)
Amu: what do you expect?
Yaya: were these guys really really cute?
Luka: yes, they were really cute ^ ^
Emiko: *sigh* you’re a real nuisance. knowing you, you’re probably already thinking about how you’re going to find and stalk them.
Luka: yup ^^ *does a thumbs up*
*ding dong*
Setsuna: I’ll get it. *goes to the door and opens it.*
-Setsuna gets tackled by mysterious people-
mysterious person #1: SETSUNA! What’s up?
mysterious person #2: How’s it goin’?
mysterious person #3: it’s been a long time :)
Setsuna: wow, it’s you guys!
Emiko: Setsuna ^^ who are these people?
mysterious person #3: *whispers to setsuna* wow, that’s your girl?
Setsuna: yeah. i’m pretty lucky huh?
mysterious person #2: nah, all women are annoying.
Emiko: *sweatdrop* i heard that...
Setsuna: Oh, emiko, these guys are buddies of mine from way back :)
Kaito: they look kind of scary.
mysterious person #2: *grabs kaito by his collar* you wanna try saying that again, punk?
Kaito: i rest my case. *sweat drop*
mysterious person #1: that’s enough. -___- *sigh*
mysterious person #2: grr... you piss me off. *lets go*
Emiko: so does these friends of your have names, Setsuna?
mysterious person #3: where are my manners? my name is Gin Ichimaru, pleasure to meet you. Those two are Ulquiorra (#1) and Nnoitra (#2)
Emiko: hello, I’m Emiko E. Seiei ^^ (emiko epic seiei xD im so lame)
mysterious person #1: so does that mean you and Setsuna are together together?
Emiko: if you mean married, then yes ^ ^
Gin: Setsuna, you lucky duck :D
Emiko: *looks for luka* … *can’t find luka* Luka?!
Luka: *is hiding behind couch*
Emiko: *confused look* what are you doing behind the couch?
Luka: emiko...those ...those.. guys are...they’re... that’s them.
Emiko: those are the guys kaname got jealous of?
Luka: I must be the luckiest girl on earth! * crying tears of joy*
Emiko: -___- you’re an idiot. these guys are creepy as hell except for Gin, he’s ok.
Yaya: these guys aren’t cute at all, Luka-chan
Luka: yes they are now shh.. *goes closer and starts taking notes on what they’re saying*
Emiko: *watches setsuna* sigh~ he looks like he’s having fun. >3< i wonder why he’s never told me about these guys.
Amu: let’s do karaoke! ^ o ^
Emiko: that sounds like fun.
Yaya: KARAOKE!!
Luka: but... i want to watch the hot guys.
Emiko: karaoke -___- now.
Luka: but... *  * please...
Emiko: no because we’re having a... GIRL’S NIGHT OUT!! ^O^
Yaya: Yay!
Amu: that sounds like fun.
Emiko: and you’re coming. *drags luka out of the house*
Nnoitra: why are women so loud? *says angrily*
Ulquiorra: because of their annoying girly hormones.
Gin: i think its cute :) *does one of his creepy gin smiles*
Setsuna: they’re just having fun.
Nnoitra: do you have to deal with this everyday?
Setsuna: *sweatdrop* pretty much
Kaito: let’s play video games!
everyone: cool!

-the guys play video games and the girls go to one of those karaoke places-
Amu: *calls utau* Utau come do karaoke with us.
Utau: no.
Amu: but-
Utau: *cuts amu off* no.
Yaya: *grabs phone* come now or die. *evil face/firy eyes*
Utau: O_O ok.
Yaya: yay! ^^ *nice yaya comes back*
Emiko: lets invite rima-chan too ^^
Amu: *calls rima*
Rima: hello? *over the phone*
Amu: come have a girl’s night out with us.
Rima: nah.
Amu: please.
Rima: do i have too.
Amu: yeah
Rima: sigh~ fine. *hangs up*

-so they all meet at the karaoke place-

Yaya: PARTY!
-everyone stops and looks at Yaya-
Yaya: What?
Utau: You don’t have to be so loud, Yaya.
Random dude: You? Here? Seriously?
Utau: That a problem?
Amu: Do you know him?
Utau: Yeah, he’s a jerk.
Random dude: Not as much of a jerk as you are.
Rima: *sweatdrop* Sure, sure. Who are you, anyways?
Random dude: The name’s Satoya (A/N: I used a name generator to find this LOL)
Utau: A.K.A. the biggest jerk in the world.
Satoya: Oh come on! You know that you’re a bigger jerk.
Yaya: They’re acting as if they’re like high school classmates.
Rima: That’s cuz THEY ARE!
Some other guy: Hey, you’re hot.
Rima: O//////O
Nadeshiko: Hitting on little girls isn’t nice. *death glare*
Some other guy: Fine, then I’ll leave her alone.
Rima: What are you doing here?
Nadeshiko: What do you mean? Are you saying I’m not allowed here?
Rima: No, I’m saying that you-
Amu: Rima, you don’t have to spill the secret in front of everyone!
Utau: What the hell do you want?!
Some random guy: You.
Satoya: Hey! You shouldn’t go around hitting on celebrities. And I’ve heard she already has a boyfriend.
Some random guy: Who?
Utau: None of your business.
Some random guy: Fine. *leaves*
Satoya: I still can’t believe that your boyfriend is three years younger than you.
Utau: So?
Satoya: I just think you should.... date some one your own age...
Luka: *gets really close up in his face* someone like you?
Satoya: O///////O n-no...
Yaya: Oh really? *smirk*
Satoya: Y-yes really. o/ / / /o
Utau: -___- he doesn’t like me if that’s what you guys are trying to imply.
Satoya: y-yeah. who would ever like a jerk like her?
Emiko: apparently you.
Some random dude: Satoya! Are you going to do karaoke or stand there like an idiot?
Satoya: I’m not an idiot > <
Utau: yes you are.
Satoya: not
Utau: are
Satoya: not
Utau: not
Emiko: -___-
Luka: are you serious?
Some other random dude: You ladies want to do karaoke with us?
Amu: . . . um I’m sorry but....
Emiko: -__- rude much?
The guy: what?
Emiko: You didn’t even introduce yourselves yet and you expect us to hand out with you?
Guy: uh... sorry?
Luka: *cough cough* that’s kind of a hint telling you that you should tell us your name.
Guy: oh right. I’m Wang.
Emiko: Nice to meet you Wang, but sorry we’re having a girls’ night out.
Katrina: So unless we have confused your gender you cannot come.
Wang: OoO I can’t believe i just got dissed by girls.
Luka: well believe it.
Utau: can we leave? -__-
Yaya: We just want to go see Ku~kai~ ^ ^
Utau: O/ / / / /O so....
Satoya: . . . . *feeling some what depressed by that*
Wang: What ever. let’s get out of here.
- all the guys leave. well at least that group of guys-
-the group of girls go into the karaoke room thing-
Amu: so who’s going first?
Yaya: YAYA!! ^O^
Nadeshiko: fine with me ^ ^
Emiko: I’m going to go order us some food. (a/n: i think karaoke places give you food.) ^ ^ *whistles as she’s walking down the hall*
Worker guy (a/n xD sorry idk what they’re called): may i help you?
Emiko: I need two large french fries, 4 hot dogs, 3 hamburgers, a large pizza, 4 cans of coke, and 3 giant bottles of sake! ^ ^ plz.
Worker guy: O_O just for you?
Emiko: -___- no you idiot. I’m not fat! It’s for my group of friends.
Worker: Oh.... okay *goes to get the food* (a/n: i don’t know what the process is for people like waiters to bring food....) *comes back and gives Emiko everything she ordered*
Emiko: That was fast.
Worker: I don’t mean to brag, but I’m an ace at getting food, or anything that I have to be fast at.
Emiko:  Okay then.. *brings food to everyone [as in her group]*
Yaya: YAY!
Amu: that’s a lot of sake O_O
Emiko: Well I can drink two bottles myself ^ ^
Luka: I swear, you’re insane.
Emiko: so.
Utau: Yaya, start singing.
Yaya: OK! *starts to sing*
Emiko: > < i got to use the bathroom
Luka: then go...
Emiko: I’ll be right back.
-emiko sees a weird looking thing in the hall way-
Emiko: O.O ….
Weird thing: meow.
Emiko: it’s a cat...
Cat: meow meow.
Emiko: *bends down to pet cat* hi little fella. what’s you’re name?
Cat: Nyu
Emiko: O.O it... it just talked.
Nyu: Now will you stop petting my nose.
Emiko: but it’s cute ^ ^
Nyu: stop.
Emiko: ok.
Nyu: aren’t you freaked out?
Emiko: why would i be?
Nyu: -__- i’m a talking cat.
Emiko: you look like a bear ^ ^
Nyu: i’m a cat.
Rima: What’s going on here- what is that?!
Nyu: I said, I’m a talking cat.
Rima: Talking cat.... And I thought Ikuto was the closest you could get to a “talking cat.” Well.... I was going to go to  the  bathroom.... *walks away*
Emiko: *is still petting Nyu, but on the ear* You’re so cute.
Nyu: -__- I’m not cute! I’m a talking magical cat!
Emiko: Magical?
Nyu: *transforms into her commonly used human transformation* Hey.
Emiko: :D oh my god! you can shape shift!
Nyu: yeah. u afraid now?
Emiko: no.
Nyu: *transforms into dragon* rawr.
Emiko: A dragon! COOL!
Nyu: you’re annoying *transforms back into cat*
Rima: Um.... Emiko.... I thought you were gonna use the bathroom. Amu said that Yaya is getting kinda...
Emiko: O_O HOLY COW!! I FORGOT!! *rushes to the bathroom feeling like she’s going to explode*
Rima: . . . . Um... did you just transform into a human? And a dragon?
Nyu: Yeah. So?
Rima: Uh.... Wow O_O *slowly walks away*
Emiko: *comes back down the hall to see Nyu licking herself* NYU~!
Nyu: damn that woman is back -____-
Emiko: *picks Nyu up and starts to carry her to the karaoke room*
Nyu: What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put me down!
Emiko: La la la~ *ignoring Nyu and is in her own fantasy world* I can’t wait to show Nyu to the others. it’ll be so cool ^ ^. I wonder if she can transform into Rido and be my punching bag.. Wait why don’t I just use the real Rido for a punching bag?... *thoughts continue to go on this idiotic path (meaning i continue to think about stupid stuff*
Nyu: Woman! PUT ME DOWN!
Emiko: Shhh... I don’t want them to know that you are magical.
Nyu: I thought you wanted to show me off to your idiotic friends.
Emiko: No. ^ ^ I’ve decided that you’re going to live with meh.
Nyu: NO WAY!! Now let me go =.=
Emiko: Why not?
Nyu: because you’re crazy!
Emiko: *opens door* I’m back!
Luka: What’s that? A new stuffed bear?
Nyu: I’m a- *gets cut off*
Emiko: *covers Nyu’s mouth and whispers shut up into her ears*
Katrina: Uh... did that just talk?
Emiko: No... I’m just practicing on being a ventriloquist. See *moves Nyu’s mouth and pretending to make it talk*
Nyu: -__- this is going to be a looong day.
Luka: fail. Now come on! it’s ur turn to sing.
Emiko: Ok ^ ^. *whispers to Nyu* now you stay here. and don’t do anything.
Nyu: ok.
Emiko: *goes on stage and sings*
Nyu: *transforms into really cute guy* Hi girls.
Amu: who are you?
Nyu: I’m John.
Yaya: How’d you get in?
Nyu: I just wanted to say hi *evil smirk and pulls out a knife*
Emiko: O_O...wtf is Nyu doing?!
Luka: HOLY SHIT!! A KNIFE!
Nyu: no shit it’s a knife! what did you think it was?
Luka: a knife...
Nyu: *smacks her forehead* damn you’re a bunch of idiots. *starts getting closer to us, and some how smartly cornering us into a corner*
Utau: You better not touch me.
Nyu: And what if i do? *creepy smile*
Utau: . . . .
Emiko: Nyu! >:O
Yaya: his name is John, Emiko.
Luka: Yeah, what kind of weed are you smoking?! It’s John. So stop making those weird sounds.
Emiko: But that’s Nyu.
John: *starts to aim for Amu* I’m going to kills you and then control your body.
Luka: OMG IT’S ONE OF THe FREAKS WHO DO IT WITH DEAD PEOPLE!!!!
John: *stops* -____- wtf....
Emiko: HYAAA!! *kicks Nyu in stomach*
Nyu: *gets flung out the door and changes back to cat form*
Everyone: *runs out to see where “John” had went*
Emiko: *picks Nyu off of the floor*
Katrina: Stop hugging your puppet and find John.
Utau: Just let him go and let us go home.
Yaya: TT^TT Yaya’s scared! Yaya wants to go home!!
Emiko: Ok fine let’s go home. *brings Nyu with her*
-they all go back to Emiko’s place-
Setsuna: DIE!! *pew pew pew! ka cha ka cha! (a/n: game noise)
Gin: You should be terminated!
Nnoitra: Prepare to be violated! (a/n: it rhymed with terminated..sorta, and I felt like using it xD)
Gin and Setsuna: *Both stop and stare at Nnoitra* O_O
Nnoitra: What the fuck are you looking at?
Setsuna: Prepare to be...
Gin: violated?
Nnoitra: so? u fuckers got a problem with that?
Gin: I guess not....
Emiko: *opens door* I’M HOME!!
Other girls: SO ARE WE!!
Setsuna: *pauses game* Hey Emiko :)
Emiko: SETSUNA!! *runs up to hug him*
Nnoitra: *looks at Gin and makes a gagging face*
Gin: lol xD
Setsuna: What is that bear doing here?
Emiko: I found it and thought we should keep it. It’s name is Nyu, and it can talk ^ ^
Setsuna: Talk?
Emiko: *nods head*
Setsuna: *feels emiko’s forehead* are you sick?
Emiko: no i feel fine.
Setsuna: You probably had too much sake... *Setsuna doesn't believe her*
(a/n: btw i drank all 3 bottles on the way home xD luka had to drive)

^ ^;; sorry for the bad ending...