Paintball Fight

Nyu: i’m bored. entertain me.
Utau: and why the fuck should we do that?
Setsuna: Now now ^ ^;; no need to be rude. Nyu is a friend. Frieeeend. you see?
Nyu: *slashes Utau* XD HOHOHO TAKE THAT!
Emiko: O.O uh oh
Utau: *bleeds* …..........
Setsuna: Nyu! Sigh~
Yaya: Kitty so cute ^ ^
Amu: You don’t call a cat that hurt Utau cute!
Nyu: *chomps on Yaya’s hand* Don’t call me ‘Kitty’
Amu: oh right you’re a cow. :P
Emiko: >:O NYU! *slaps Nyu* Don’t hurt your friends.
Utau: that thing is a KILLER!!!
Nyu: *Walks  away*
Emiko: NYU!!! I was gonna take you to an anime con!!!
Nyu: *turns* Get me some food *tummy growls*
Setsuna: xD so she likes anime and food.
Emiko: anything for you Nyu xD
Kaito: To food we go! *leads everyone somewhere*
Nyu: as long as its not the restaurant next to that bathroom over there...

-so they all go to a restaurant of some kind... that has lots of ice cream (as expected of kaito xD)-

Nyu: what kind of food is this?! *sees stuff on menu like “ice cream sandwich” and “milkshakes with fries”
Emiko: ^ ^;; i have to agree with Nyu on this. This stuff isn’t real “food”.
Kaito: But ice cream is yummy
Yaya: Yaya wants food! Yummy real FOOD!
Nyu: *takes out claws* take me to the damn food.
Kaito O.O ok.
Emiko: There’s this yummy restaurant across the street. It has mostly fancy stuff like Fillet Mignon (steak).
Nyu: steak! :)

-so they all walk into this restaurant, btw they are planning on going to an anime con later so they’re wearing their cosplay outfits-

Lady at the front desk: Hello. Welcome to Buzzer Beat. My name is Sayhon. H-how m-m-maaany pp-people are th-there?
Emiko: Hi Sayhon ^ ^ there are....um 1. 2. 3. aw screw it. i’ll reserve the whole restaurant.
Sayhon: T-t-the whole restaurant
Nyu: Hurry up...or we’ll be late
Sayhon: s-sorry. i dont think that’s possible.
someone continue...
Yaya: I want fooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!
Nyu: Hurry UP. LIKE SERIOUSLY CAN YOU BRING US TO A FREAKEN TABLE!?
Emiko: the anime con will be there all weekend, don’t be worried. Sayhon will go ask her boss about the reservation of the whole restaurant. *turns to Sayhon* won’t you Sayhon? *evil creepy smile*
Nyu: *turns and glares* (nyu's note: XD Cloud Strife’s glare XD)
Yaya: That’s cold. And mean.
Utau: Well, what would you expect from Nyu?
Nyu: You mean Cloud. *Sending telepathy!*
Sayhon’s boss: I hear you are being a troubled group. *has arrived*
Sayhon: sorry boss. i couldn’t control them.
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi! ^ ^ pleasure to see you again.
Nyu: *poke setsuna and whispers* You know this random fat guy?
Setsuna: xD don’t say such rude things...even if it’s true.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i heard that Setsuna.
Setsuna: ah... sorry ^ ^;;
Emiko: Mr. Bushidosumoshi, my friends would like to eat here before we go to our destination.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: Here you’re friends may sit here. *randomly gets a really large round table from a strange room* Sit ^ ^
Nyu: Dude, your just making this more complicated. Just give us a room. =_=”
Yaya: Yes. We need a big room, big enough for fifty people, with a TV and games and a bunch of candy!
Nyu: But the candy. Delete the candy part.
Emiko: but i like candy >3
Nyu:Go get some on your free time.
Emiko: but this is my free time....
Nyu: Shadup.
Emiko: lol xD
Utau: Not everyone has as much free time as you do. I don’t know why I decided to come with you guys.
Rima: Same here- Shit! I forgot to call my parents! They’re gonna kill me!
Emiko: xD cuz i forced you. and i already notified your family.
Nyu: *Takes a random god damned sword outta nowhere* What were you saying again?
Setsuna: what’s with the sword?
Nyu: Ima slice off you head. Shaddup and go eat. *Glares*
Yaya: *is stuffing her face with food already* ^ ^
Emiko: *starts to eat a yummy piece of cheese cake*
Nyu: that’s not food!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: *sweatdrop* uh.... do you expect this to be all on the house?
Emiko: of course Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^.
Nyu: No shit. That’s why we’re all shoving food in our mouth.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ Emiko i hate you.
Emiko: then you shouldn’t have let me take this picture of you
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bad_cosplay_2.jpg
Mr. Bushidosumoshi : O_O Where you get that.
Emiko: i have my sources ;) *shows other people the picture*
Rima: *falls on the floor laughing*
Nyu: I got that. HOHOHO. Emiko, don’t take my credit.
Emiko: not true. i took this picture you took that other one.
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/scary_schoolgirl_cosplay.jpg
Nyu:.........=_=||
-meanwhile 10 feet away from them-
Utau: Wha-
Kukai: Ha! I win!
Yaya: Yay!
Ikuto: You people are just-
Yaya: SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ikuto: They are weird!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Yaya: Are not!
Ikuto: Are too!
Amu: Are what?!
Emiko: SHUT UP!!! i don’t like violence!
Nyu: Oh really?~
Emiko: that is so.
Nyu: I don’t believe you.Prepare to get pelted. *Takes out godly paint ball gun.*
Utau: Paintball, eh? YOU’RE ON! *takes out more paintballs, and a paintball canon out of nowhere*
Emiko: Well i got my giant godly leek!!
Nyu: *Transforms in to fire breathing dragon and destorys the restrant* ROWL!!!!
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: O.O shit they’re gonna destroy my restaurant again. (a/n: emiko always ends up making him rebuild his restaurant whenever she comes)
Kukai: Again?
Yaya: YAY! A PAINTBALL FIGHT!
Kukai: Well, if he had his restaurant rebuilt... it’ll be fun to tear it down! *take out a paintball gun*
Nyu : *Breathes fire and everyone gets burned.*
Emiko: AH HAHAHAHA!!! I used my giant carrot as a shield *bites carrot* crispy carrots are yummy :D *now its on fire =_=* OH SHIT!!! OoO
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: someone call 911!!
Emiko: OK! NOW WHAT WAS THE NUMBER AGAIN?!
Nyu: *bends now (still in dragon form)* 911....
Utau & Kukai: *pelt Nyu w/ paintballs*
Yaya: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyu: *moves his tail and wackes both of them in the broken wall* Whoa...accident...
Yaya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Setsuna: DIE!!! *shoots paintballs at everyone*
Ikuto: GYA!! *got shot three times and is now a pretty shade of floral pink xD*
Nyu: *sits dragon cross legged style (takes up too much space and everyone takes for cover XD)* FLAMINGO!
Amu: That is funny... but this is getting really out of hand.
Rima: You just realized it?
Ritsu: HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *pelts Nyu with pink paintballs*
Nyu: *Glares and shifts over and sits on Ritsu* XD OHOHO! *Almighty dragon laugh.*
Mio: RITSU?!
Yui: OoO
Azusa: This is too dangerous!
Tsumugi: *throws a paintball in a random direction, and it hits Nyu*
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: TTATT my restaurant.
Nyu: You know what. FCK YOU ALL. *Smushes everyone*
Emiko: ^ ^;; i guess treating you guys here wasn’t a good idea.
Setsuna: Well good thing it’s Mr. Bushidosumoshi or else we would be stuck with a massive bill.
Kaito: TT^TT Mr. Bushi has suckish ice cream.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: WELL SORRY MY ICE CREAM COULDN’T ACCOMMODATE TO YOUR “FINE” TASTE. IT’S JUST WITH ME HAVING TO PAY FOR REPAIRS AND ALL IT TAKES QUITE A BIT OUT OF MY ICE CREAM BUDGET!!!! >:O
Kaito: O.O didn’t mean to anger you.
Nyu: what the hell is this fat man mumbling about?
Emiko: sigh~ Nyu you’re an idiot.
Nyu: YOU WANNA TRY SAYING THAT AGAIN BITCH!!
Emiko: well bye Mr. Bushidosumoshi ^ ^ we got to go to the anime con.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: sigh~ =.= bye to you too Emiko-dono.
Amu: Emiko-DONO?
Emiko: eh heh ^ ^;; well you see i don’t really have to black mail Mr. Bushi with cosplay photos. Everyone who knows Bushi here has em’.
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: The Bushidosumoshis (plural) has been servants to the Seiei family for many generations now.
Nyu: oooh. is that so?
Mr. Bushidosumoshi: -.- i wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t fucking true would i?!?
Nyu: i guess not. eh heheheheh heeheeheeheehee xD (a/n: that was word form of Joyce’s weird laugh xD)

-so they eventually leave, much relief to Mr. Bushi, and go to the anime con-

I shall save the anime con for another time xD

Another Continuation of Whacking Contest :D

Utau: Emiko, the sword thingy your dad had, was that real?
Emiko: Yeah, so?
Utau: I wonder how Kukai made it out alive after being whacked by that thing.
Yaya: I have no clue, but I wonder how you made it out alive after Luka’s death punishment. Did Kukai revive you or something?
Utau: ? What do you mean?
Yaya: Well, did he do that thing where- gah! I can’t explain it, all I know is that it has to do with how babies are born-
Utau: YAYA! HAVE YOU GONE MAD?! HOW WOULD THAT IDIOT EVEN KNOW- HE HASN’T EVEN GONE THROUGH PUBERTY YET-
Luka: How can you be so sure?

Emiko: Dad!! Weapons weren’t suppose to be allowed *whacks him on the head*

Rido: How was i suppose to know?

Emiko: And it was real too! You could have killed some one!

Rido: Well i didn’t so ha!

Emiko: BAKA! *whacks him again* that’s no excuse. *whacks him continuously*

Shiki: Emiko-imouto stop whacking him *sweat drop* i know he’s a bastard but he’s are dad as well.

Rima(vk): at this point you’ll kill him.

Emiko: Heh heh.. yea i guess i got carried away. *sweat drop*

Kukai: *walks in and sees Rido* O_O *runs the hell out*

Luka: See now you made the poor kid scared as hell.

Rido: Well he should be since i’m RIDO! The most powerful bad ass on earth.

Emiko: -_- you are seriously stupid aren’t you?

Rido: no it’s true. I’m a bad ass. I’ve killed many people. Look at my long scary cape and epic eye patch.

Emiko: is that suppose to impress me -.- ?

Luka: At least he’s trying *sigh* but it’s incredibly lame.

Amu: What do you have against your dad anyways Emiko?

Emiko: If you haven’t noticed he’s a lame piece of fail pervy shit who’s incredibly stupid and a total bastard.

Shiki: *nods head*

Ikuto: gender swap.

Luka: WHAT!?

Ikuto: Rido should gender swap.

Emiko: that’s stupid. buuut... i do think that’ll be funny. Wait let me just get my camera.

Yaya: Emiko-tan can use yaya’s camera ^-^.

Emiko: Thank you yaya.

Amu: I’ve never seen anyone gender swap before. *interested*

Rima (sc): *Still running away* (a/n: she really doesn’t want to change her name xD)

Rido: What!? Why do i have to gender swap?

Shiki: cuz we said so.

Kaito: gender swap! gender swap! yay! I get to see a gender swap! *licks ice cream*

Rido: Ok. GEEEENNNNDER SWAP!! *a bunch a smoke appears*

-smoke disappears-

Ridolicous: Hey there ;) i’m Ridolicous. (a/n: XDDDD rolflmfao)

Emiko: *click click click* takes pictures* xD lfmao hahahahaha.

Luka: OMG! Ridalicous! xDDDD lol hahahaha.

Amu: O_O that’s a gender swap. Ew.

Yaya: My eyes!! *covers eyes*

Ikuto: he doesn’t look too bad as a girl.

Emiko: ARE YOU SERIOUS!! that’s such a disturbing image.

Ridolicous: hey there big boy ;) you want to come over to my place. *all seducive*

ikuto: sorry. Amu is hotter.

Amu: O////O

Emiko: Dad! What the hell is wrong with you!

Yaya: Wouldn’t he technically be your mom since he’s a she?

Ridolicous: XD i’m just kidding.

Emiko: Dad or mom w.e. just change back.

Ridolicous: But i like the name Ridolicous. And i look sexy ;)

Everyone (except ridolicous and ikuto): no you don’t.

Ridolicous: Fine. GEEEENNNNDER SWAP!!! *smoke appears*

-smoke disappears-

Emiko: EW! OH! GOD! No!

Luka: Rido changed back to being a guy.

Emiko: But he’s still an ugly pervert.

Everyone: *laughs*

Utau: Ridolicous, more like ridiculous.
Rima (SC): PWN!!
Rima: (VK): When’d you get back?
Rima (SC): Uhhh.... never! *runs off again*
Nagi: Rima-chan....
Amu: She’s still afraid of having to change her name?
Nagi: Yeah, I can’t believe she could run that fast. It seems impossible. Look at the size of her!
Rima (SC): ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!
Nagi: WHAT?! NO WAY! I’M CALLING YOU SHORT!
Rima (SC): SHORT?!
Nagi: *runs off*

Emiko: wow look at Nagi run!
Amu: RUN NAGI RUN!!
Yaya: Hahaha ^o^ rima’s gonna kill you.
Nagi: AHHHHH!!
Rima (sc): I’m going to get you nagi!!!

:D another funny roleplay has been presented. I wonder if Nagi will survive Rima's torture. How long do you think he can run? xD lolz. RimaxNagi is such a cute pairing. ^ ^